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(WQAD Quad Cities)   Pro tip: If two teen girls willingly go to your hotel room at four in the morning, expect a robbery (with teen girl mug shot goodness in the video)   (wqad.com) divider line 15
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22719 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jun 2012 at 2:07 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-27 05:27:44 AM  
2 votes:
Oh my God! I got robbed by this group! I was at a club, decided it was time to leave and started warming up my Trailblazer. All of a sudden, these two girls jump in. Before I could say anything one is making out with me and the other is unzipping my fly. They take turns back and forth for around 10 minutes or so before they also take turns mounting me. One riding while the other makes out with me or plays with my dangling goods until an explosive completion. In my orgasmic afterglow, I neglect to notice their 3 male friends creeping up along the side of my truck! They drag me out, club me in the head with a slapjack and steal my wallet! It happened again the week after, the week after, the week after, the week after, the week after and the week after that! I've wondered where they've been!

/started wearing a motorcycle helmet after the 3rd week. Just pretending to be unconscious!
2012-06-27 04:02:03 AM  
2 votes:

skantea: Too easy is always a red flag. There are people these days trying to pass on herpes out of revenge. I know it's not fatal, but the monthly meds sound expensive.

/uninsured :(


I'll take your word about the herpes thing, but otherwise THIS.

Doesn't matter what you look like, doesn't matter all that much how much you make. If it's too easy, I guarantee you that there's a flip side to that coin which you are not going to enjoy (at best you're getting the crazy/drama, at worst you're ending up on the news).

Some folks say you're safe so long as you're not paying for it. Not often I see someone who doesn't pay for it in one way or the other...

"Too good to be true" definitely applies in most cases.

I see a lot of this crap at conventions. Nearly been a victim of it a few times by women who wanted to buy me a drink or pick me up at the hotel bar.

Fortunately/Unfortunately ego isn't big enough to think that hot women auto(take your pick) my ego isn't big enough to think that hot women would automatically come up to me in a public setting and throw themselves at me. This realization has saved my butt more than a few times (and helped me to avoid sleeping with teh crazy on a few occasions as well).

/sad, but true
//has a face for radio, and made a decent second living out of it
2012-06-27 02:58:34 AM  
2 votes:

G-Rot: "Never trust a beautiful woman who is interested in you." - Magneto


Fixed.
2012-06-27 02:13:30 AM  
2 votes:
www.shamusyoung.com
2012-06-27 02:09:46 AM  
2 votes:
Anyone bringing teenage girls to a hotel at 4am is not going to get a lot of sympathy from the general public, either.
2012-06-27 09:07:45 PM  
1 votes:
Fark those dumb teenagers... I want that newscaster in my hotelroom at 4:00am.

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Biv
2012-06-27 09:34:12 AM  
1 votes:
The most annoying part of this story? Girls this hot never need to break the law to make money.
2012-06-27 08:51:47 AM  
1 votes:
An Urgent Warning about HOME DEPOT SCAM

HOME DEPOT SCAM;

A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular
Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 1st, 3rd, 6th, twice on the 7th, three
times just yesterday, and very likely again this weekend.

Again - please beware
2012-06-27 06:32:48 AM  
1 votes:

Blink: Well, I put that in the wrong comment section somehow. Too damn early in the morning.


It still sort of fits!
2012-06-27 03:46:57 AM  
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Baz the Spaz: ArcadianRefugee: So, is subby a professional thief, professional victim, or just a dumbass who doesn't understand what the "pro" in "protip" means?

Subby here. After five years of chasing stories like this as a television reporter and then eight years as a college cop dealing with various crimes and misdemeanors, I think I have a pretty good idea of how to advise the criminal element in my community. So, fark off, ok?

No. Stop saying "protip". It doesn't make you sound "pro" it makes you sound "dumbass".

Also, college cop =/= cop; campus police are security guards (unless you are/were actually a sworn police officer in which case good on ya).

Also curious how you do a stint as a cop (or 'cop') after having been a reporter. Aren't they, like, mortal enemies or something?


Hey genius.

It's been meme for the headlines since Fark first popped on the web.
2012-06-27 03:06:28 AM  
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: So, is subby a professional thief, professional victim, or just a dumbass who doesn't understand what the "pro" in "protip" means?


Subby here. After five years of chasing stories like this as a television reporter and then eight years as a college cop dealing with various crimes and misdemeanors, I think I have a pretty good idea of how to advise the criminal element in my community. So, fark off, ok?
2012-06-27 02:56:44 AM  
1 votes:
"Never trust a beautiful woman who is interested in you." - Magneto
2012-06-27 02:46:27 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: Those kids are worthy of a mugshop roundup.

Although, with names like Madison and Brianne, they should be crying over lattes at Starbucks, not robbing people.


Have you seen what Starbucks is charging for a latte these days?
2012-06-27 02:36:27 AM  
1 votes:
Too easy is always a red flag. There are people these days trying to pass on herpes out of revenge. I know it's not fatal, but the monthly meds sound expensive.

/uninsured :(
2012-06-27 01:45:30 AM  
1 votes:
Throwing away your youth for some watches, money and passports. What a waste.
 
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