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(WQAD Quad Cities)   Pro tip: If two teen girls willingly go to your hotel room at four in the morning, expect a robbery (with teen girl mug shot goodness in the video)   ( divider line
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22768 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jun 2012 at 2:07 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-27 11:32:59 AM  
Ok those girls are hot. I'd probably fall for this too. I'd hope I'd go internet tough guy and pull my knife and hold one of the girls till the cops came, but I know I'd end up parting ways with the $3.50, and some maxed out cards as that is all I'd have at 4am after a good night.

lets do the math on this: 5 perps. Even if the guys have money they aren't gonna have that much cash at the end of the night. Maybe a hundred each, you add in a sorta nice watch or two and chain or something how much are you gonna pawn for (think pawn allstars ripoff). What are we talking $200-300 each max. Totally worth a possible 5 years+ in jail. White kids these days ain't learning shiat in school.
2012-06-27 11:41:31 AM  

jmadisonbiii: An Urgent Warning about HOME DEPOT SCAM


A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular
Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 1st, 3rd, 6th, twice on the 7th, three
times just yesterday, and very likely again this weekend.

Again - please beware

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.
2012-06-27 11:58:01 AM  
Im glad the last time I picked up a girl at a bar she was with a group of girls. Id prolly fall for this being the sucker I am and all. But I doubt Id answer my door at 3 am after we got back home. Glad I have a strong front door.
2012-06-27 12:26:44 PM  

Piestar: That is a weird speech impediment the newscaster has...

Welcome to the Quad Cities. Not big enough to get real reporters and anchors, yet large enough to have problems like this.

Stay classy, Quad Cities...
2012-06-27 12:37:46 PM  

ranev700: Remarkable_Anus: I've read the Facebook page of Brianne....Wow....Just Wow.


You think that's sad, check out Brock's page

That's just awesome.....

//I think America is getting worse by the second
2012-06-27 12:42:38 PM  

BIGNICKEL: tinfoil-hat maggie:

Wow. I completely forgot she existed. I'm digging that CD out when I get home tonight.

Glad I could help : )
2012-06-27 01:17:24 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: MythDragon: CygnusDarius: untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.

[ image 425x240]

Is that an Ak-47 or a Glock?

It's a German made, ceramic Glock.

Does it not show up airport xray machines , and cost more than you make in a month?
2012-06-27 01:33:48 PM  
Don't trust them for sure!

Once started talking to this total hottie while out....she offered to take me and my 2 buddies back to the closest apartment (my friend's) and she'd put on a show and a lil' more *wink-wink*. Something was not right and after some ribbing from my friends I left (plus who wants to share with 2 other dudes??). They did whatever, "nothing" according to them, but she at least gave them a shower show, and they took pics.

She was picked up the next day as a child runaway......

Strangely enough this was not the first time something like this happened in our circle.
2012-06-27 03:50:56 PM  

meathome: ArcadianRefugee: Baz the Spaz: ArcadianRefugee: So, is subby a professional thief, professional victim, or just a dumbass who doesn't understand what the "pro" in "protip" means?

Subby here. After five years of chasing stories like this as a television reporter and then eight years as a college cop dealing with various crimes and misdemeanors, I think I have a pretty good idea of how to advise the criminal element in my community. So, fark off, ok?

No. Stop saying "protip". It doesn't make you sound "pro" it makes you sound "dumbass".

Also, college cop =/= cop; campus police are security guards (unless you are/were actually a sworn police officer in which case good on ya).

Also curious how you do a stint as a cop (or 'cop') after having been a reporter. Aren't they, like, mortal enemies or something?

Hey genius.

It's been meme for the headlines since Fark first popped on the web.

Also, on state college campuses the security guards your are talking about are really state troopers.
2012-06-27 08:38:54 PM  
All of the comments and face-saving above, yet no one said it. NO ONE. What is Fark coming to?.

Brianne Seemann, 19

Huh huh huhhuhuhuhuh...Semen....
2012-06-27 09:07:45 PM  
Fark those dumb teenagers... I want that newscaster in my hotelroom at 4:00am.
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