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2012-06-27 12:01:15 AM
Some people just can't accept decent hospitality I guess.
 
2012-06-27 01:45:30 AM
Throwing away your youth for some watches, money and passports. What a waste.
 
2012-06-27 01:47:33 AM
if i agreed to pay them a certain amount of money first, i would not expect to be robbed.

/if u know what i mean
 
2012-06-27 02:08:09 AM
We call that Tuesday night around here, subs...

/I've only been robbed nine times
 
2012-06-27 02:09:46 AM
Anyone bringing teenage girls to a hotel at 4am is not going to get a lot of sympathy from the general public, either.
 
2012-06-27 02:13:30 AM
www.shamusyoung.com
 
2012-06-27 02:15:50 AM
I've always disliked the use of the term "teenage" when referring to an 18 or 19 year old. Yes technically they are in their teens, however the term just makes it seem like they are underage girls not legal adults.
 
2012-06-27 02:16:06 AM
I'd just expect some straightforward "pay us $20k or we go to the cops because we're 17" blackmail.
 
2012-06-27 02:19:43 AM
Those kids are worthy of a mugshop roundup.

Although, with names like Madison and Brianne, they should be crying over lattes at Starbucks, not robbing people.
 
2012-06-27 02:21:48 AM
So, is subby a professional thief, professional victim, or just a dumbass who doesn't understand what the "pro" in "protip" means?
 
2012-06-27 02:22:37 AM
That is a weird speech impediment the newscaster has...
 
2012-06-27 02:23:23 AM

wildcardjack: I'd just expect some straightforward "pay us $20k or we go to the cops because we're 17" blackmail.


ah, the badger game....
 
2012-06-27 02:23:44 AM
www.magicmoviemachine.com

Is that middle guy Ron Weasley?

The girl on the right is already on the downward slope toward full on meth zombie.

Let this be a warning to all you would be johns. Make sure you do what my buddies did back in my army days to avoid getting "trick rolled". When the hos show up take turns standing guard outside to make sure you get what you paid for.

Or, just do what I did and be content to have a wank and a good night's sleep.

A girl I knew in high school is slightly internet famous for this very thing...

Link
 
2012-06-27 02:27:36 AM

NephilimNexus: Anyone bringing teenage girls to a hotel at 4am is not going to get a lot of sympathy from the general public, either.


And you're telling me this now?.
 
2012-06-27 02:33:25 AM
Well, duh. If you come to my hotel room at 4am I'd assume you would want to be raped, robbed or raped.

But if you're a pro at this, I have to wonder how and why?
 
2012-06-27 02:34:18 AM
I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.
 
2012-06-27 02:34:19 AM

davidphogan: Well, duh. If you come to my hotel room at 4am I'd assume you would want to be raped, robbed or raped.

But if you're a pro at this, I have to wonder how and why?


You said 'rape' twice.
 
2012-06-27 02:35:11 AM

untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-27 02:36:27 AM
Too easy is always a red flag. There are people these days trying to pass on herpes out of revenge. I know it's not fatal, but the monthly meds sound expensive.

/uninsured :(
 
2012-06-27 02:36:48 AM

CygnusDarius: untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 425x240]


That is most DEFINITELY a weapon for a bearded man. No clean-shaven man could possibly carry such a weapon. At the very least, he is mustachioed with large sideburns.
 
2012-06-27 02:40:19 AM

untaken_name: CygnusDarius: untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 425x240]

That is most DEFINITELY a weapon for a bearded man. No clean-shaven man could possibly carry such a weapon. At the very least, he is mustachioed with large sideburns.


And dressed in animal pelts.
 
2012-06-27 02:43:26 AM

NephilimNexus: Anyone bringing teenage girls to a hotel at 4am is not going to get a lot of sympathy from the general public, either.


They aren't underage. If they weren't legal adults, they couldn't post their pictures. The article merely states that they are "under 22".
 
2012-06-27 02:44:53 AM

illannoyin: [www.magicmoviemachine.com image 640x365]

Is that middle guy Ron Weasley?

The girl on the right is already on the downward slope toward full on meth zombie.

Let this be a warning to all you would be johns. Make sure you do what my buddies did back in my army days to avoid getting "trick rolled". When the hos show up take turns standing guard outside to make sure you get what you paid for.

Or, just do what I did and be content to have a wank and a good night's sleep.

A girl I knew in high school is slightly internet famous for this very thing...

Link


Where in Illinois did you have the chance to grow up with that fine thing?
 
2012-06-27 02:46:27 AM

HotWingAgenda: Those kids are worthy of a mugshop roundup.

Although, with names like Madison and Brianne, they should be crying over lattes at Starbucks, not robbing people.


Have you seen what Starbucks is charging for a latte these days?
 
2012-06-27 02:49:52 AM

CygnusDarius: You said 'rape' twice.


files.myfrogbag.com
 
2012-06-27 02:51:58 AM
i1.kwejk.pl
 
2012-06-27 02:55:58 AM
Am I wrong for wanting to totally fark the brains out of the girl on the right?
 
2012-06-27 02:56:44 AM
"Never trust a beautiful woman who is interested in you." - Magneto
 
2012-06-27 02:58:34 AM

G-Rot: "Never trust a beautiful woman who is interested in you." - Magneto


Fixed.
 
2012-06-27 02:58:44 AM

OgreMagi: Am I wrong for wanting to totally fark the brains out of the girl on the right?


Just make sure all your belongings are in a safe place. I'd also bolt your furniture to the floor just to be on the safe side.
 
2012-06-27 03:01:07 AM

CygnusDarius: davidphogan: Well, duh. If you come to my hotel room at 4am I'd assume you would want to be raped, robbed or raped.

But if you're a pro at this, I have to wonder how and why?

You said 'rape' twice.


Yuuup.
 
2012-06-27 03:02:11 AM

miss diminutive: OgreMagi: Am I wrong for wanting to totally fark the brains out of the girl on the right?

Just make sure all your belongings are in a safe place. I'd also bolt your furniture to the floor just to be on the safe side.


Handcuffs would be involved.
 
2012-06-27 03:02:38 AM
"the woman jumps away, and opens the closet, to which jumps out a big black man, wearing nothing but a Batman mask and cape."

How it could have ended.
 
2012-06-27 03:03:14 AM

CygnusDarius: untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 425x240]


I'm somewhat impressed with this weapon. Nothin' says thorough like shooting and stabbing at the same time, and it comes with an artfully designed carrying case.
 
2012-06-27 03:05:41 AM

Old Man Winter: "the woman jumps away, and opens the closet, to which jumps out a big black man, wearing nothing but a Batman mask and cape."

How it could have ended.


Some of us pay good money for that.
 
2012-06-27 03:06:25 AM

Old Man Winter: "the woman jumps away, and opens the closet, to which jumps out a big black man, wearing nothing but a Batman mask and cape."

How it could have ended.


Batman the Buttripper!
 
2012-06-27 03:06:28 AM

ArcadianRefugee: So, is subby a professional thief, professional victim, or just a dumbass who doesn't understand what the "pro" in "protip" means?


Subby here. After five years of chasing stories like this as a television reporter and then eight years as a college cop dealing with various crimes and misdemeanors, I think I have a pretty good idea of how to advise the criminal element in my community. So, fark off, ok?
 
2012-06-27 03:11:14 AM

Baz the Spaz: ArcadianRefugee: So, is subby a professional thief, professional victim, or just a dumbass who doesn't understand what the "pro" in "protip" means?

Subby here. After five years of chasing stories like this as a television reporter and then eight years as a college cop dealing with various crimes and misdemeanors, I think I have a pretty good idea of how to advise the criminal element in my community. So, fark off, ok?


No. Stop saying "protip". It doesn't make you sound "pro" it makes you sound "dumbass".

Also, college cop =/= cop; campus police are security guards (unless you are/were actually a sworn police officer in which case good on ya).

Also curious how you do a stint as a cop (or 'cop') after having been a reporter. Aren't they, like, mortal enemies or something?
 
2012-06-27 03:16:52 AM

AbbeySomeone: CygnusDarius: untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 425x240]

I'm somewhat impressed with this weapon. Nothin' says thorough like shooting and stabbing at the same time, and it comes with an artfully designed carrying case.


Truly a scoundrel's weapon.
 
2012-06-27 03:26:23 AM

doglover: Old Man Winter: "the woman jumps away, and opens the closet, to which jumps out a big black man, wearing nothing but a Batman mask and cape."

How it could have ended.

Batman the Buttripper!


Wow! I thought I was the only person outside of the band that knew of or remembered these guys!

/Germany, 90-93
//Schweinfurt
 
2012-06-27 03:28:23 AM

Clint_Torres: Germany, 90-93


AF?
 
2012-06-27 03:31:54 AM

CygnusDarius: AbbeySomeone: CygnusDarius: untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 425x240]

I'm somewhat impressed with this weapon. Nothin' says thorough like shooting and stabbing at the same time, and it comes with an artfully designed carrying case.

Truly a scoundrel's weapon.


I really like that it might eliminate choice making - assault or murder? In some situations one just can't decide.

Time to create a wishlist!
 
2012-06-27 03:37:31 AM
But really, what best decisions are made at 4 AM? Personally, I've seen things and done things that seemed like a really good idea at the time around then. Eight hours later? Not so much. But then I had some barbecue and some sweet tea and I felt much better.
 
2012-06-27 03:38:50 AM

Ronnie_Zman: [sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x856]


What's that in strap thingy going through her armpit?
 
2012-06-27 03:46:57 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Baz the Spaz: ArcadianRefugee: So, is subby a professional thief, professional victim, or just a dumbass who doesn't understand what the "pro" in "protip" means?

Subby here. After five years of chasing stories like this as a television reporter and then eight years as a college cop dealing with various crimes and misdemeanors, I think I have a pretty good idea of how to advise the criminal element in my community. So, fark off, ok?

No. Stop saying "protip". It doesn't make you sound "pro" it makes you sound "dumbass".

Also, college cop =/= cop; campus police are security guards (unless you are/were actually a sworn police officer in which case good on ya).

Also curious how you do a stint as a cop (or 'cop') after having been a reporter. Aren't they, like, mortal enemies or something?


Hey genius.

It's been meme for the headlines since Fark first popped on the web.
 
2012-06-27 03:53:21 AM
I've read the Facebook page of Brianne....Wow....Just Wow.

/sad
 
2012-06-27 03:53:27 AM

miss diminutive: Ronnie_Zman: [sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x856]

Do these girls have completely open facebook profiles?


Why did you remove your pics from our profile?
 
2012-06-27 03:53:41 AM

Mantour: [www.shamusyoung.com image 488x315]


That may be the worst resolution I've ever seen Oblivion played on.
 
2012-06-27 03:53:47 AM

davidphogan: Well, duh. If you come to my hotel room at 4am I'd assume you would want to be raped, robbed or raped.


LOL you said rape twice.

/80 lbs of it?
 
2012-06-27 03:54:06 AM

libranoelrose: miss diminutive: Ronnie_Zman: [sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x856]

Do these girls have completely open facebook profiles?

Why did you remove your pics from our profile?


your*
 
2012-06-27 03:58:17 AM

ArcadianRefugee:
Also curious how you do a stint as a cop (or 'cop') after having been a reporter. Aren't they, like, mortal enemies or something?


My understanding is that the two often work very closely together. Reporters rely on cops for stories. Cops rely on reporters to get/not get certain information to the public. At least that's how it was on The Wire.

Sometimes they clash. And sometimes, not always, but sometimes, they fall in love.

/Protip
 
2012-06-27 03:58:28 AM

meathome: Hey genius.

It's been meme for the headlines since Fark first popped on the web.


No shiat.

Doesn't make it any less stupid than it was back then either.

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-06-27 04:02:03 AM

skantea: Too easy is always a red flag. There are people these days trying to pass on herpes out of revenge. I know it's not fatal, but the monthly meds sound expensive.

/uninsured :(


I'll take your word about the herpes thing, but otherwise THIS.

Doesn't matter what you look like, doesn't matter all that much how much you make. If it's too easy, I guarantee you that there's a flip side to that coin which you are not going to enjoy (at best you're getting the crazy/drama, at worst you're ending up on the news).

Some folks say you're safe so long as you're not paying for it. Not often I see someone who doesn't pay for it in one way or the other...

"Too good to be true" definitely applies in most cases.

I see a lot of this crap at conventions. Nearly been a victim of it a few times by women who wanted to buy me a drink or pick me up at the hotel bar.

Fortunately/Unfortunately ego isn't big enough to think that hot women auto(take your pick) my ego isn't big enough to think that hot women would automatically come up to me in a public setting and throw themselves at me. This realization has saved my butt more than a few times (and helped me to avoid sleeping with teh crazy on a few occasions as well).

/sad, but true
//has a face for radio, and made a decent second living out of it
 
2012-06-27 04:07:27 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Doesn't make it any less stupid than it was back then either.


Yeah, how dare these people use a phrase which has been prevalent in American English since at least 1995. What are they, atavists?
 
2012-06-27 04:09:18 AM

HotWingAgenda: ArcadianRefugee: Doesn't make it any less stupid than it was back then either.

Yeah, how dare these people use a phrase which has been prevalent in American English since at least 1995. What are they, atavists?


I am usually a fan of anal but Arcadian just ruined it for me.
 
2012-06-27 04:09:57 AM

ArcadianRefugee: meathome: Hey genius.

It's been meme for the headlines since Fark first popped on the web.

No shiat.

Doesn't make it any less stupid than it was back then either.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 225x225]


Ah, Nintendo Power. The John Madden of the NES.
 
2012-06-27 04:16:26 AM

skantea: Too easy is always a red flag.


So is too cheap (assuming they were posing as hookers, which seems likely).

If a deal is too good to be true, it probably is.
 
2012-06-27 04:28:13 AM
My first job was when I was about 15. I had met
a girl named Hope who became my best friend. Hope and I were flunking math
class so we became speed freaks. This honed our algebra skills and we quickly
became whiz kids. For about 5 minutes. Then, our brains started to fry
and we were just teenage speed freaks.

Then, we decided to to seek gainful employment.

We got hired on as part time maids at the Holiday Inn while a maid strike
was happening. We were scab maids on speed and we were coming to clean
your room.

We were subsequently fired for pilfering a Holiday Inn guest's quaalude
stash which we did only because we never thought someone would have the
nerve to call the front desk and say; THE MAIDS STOLE MY LUUDES MAN. But
someone did - or so we surmised - because we were fired.

I supppose maybe we were fired because we never actually CLEANED but rather
just turned on the vacuum so it SOUNDED like we were cleaning as we picked
the pubic hairs off the sheets and out of the tub then passed out on the
bed and caught up on the sleep we'd missed from being up all night speeding.


When we got fired, we became waitresses at an International House of Pancakes.


We were much happier there.
 
2012-06-27 04:28:57 AM
illannoyin:
A girl I knew in high school is slightly internet famous for this very thing...

Link


Goddamn, that's a rough 26.
 
2012-06-27 04:31:07 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: My first job was when I was about 15. I had met
a girl named Hope who became my best friend. Hope and I were flunking math
class so we became speed freaks. This honed our algebra skills and we quickly
became whiz kids. For about 5 minutes. Then, our brains started to fry
and we were just teenage speed freaks.

Then, we decided to to seek gainful employment.

We got hired on as part time maids at the Holiday Inn while a maid strike
was happening. We were scab maids on speed and we were coming to clean
your room.

We were subsequently fired for pilfering a Holiday Inn guest's quaalude
stash which we did only because we never thought someone would have the
nerve to call the front desk and say; THE MAIDS STOLE MY LUUDES MAN. But
someone did - or so we surmised - because we were fired.

I supppose maybe we were fired because we never actually CLEANED but rather
just turned on the vacuum so it SOUNDED like we were cleaning as we picked
the pubic hairs off the sheets and out of the tub then passed out on the
bed and caught up on the sleep we'd missed from being up all night speeding.


When we got fired, we became waitresses at an International House of Pancakes.


We were much happier there.


Another reason to love IHOP.
 
2012-06-27 04:38:25 AM

Sabyen91: tinfoil-hat maggie:

Another reason to love IHOP.


Very true ; )
 
2012-06-27 04:40:50 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: My first job was when I was about 15. I had met
a girl named Hope who became my best friend. Hope and I were flunking math
class so we became speed freaks. This honed our algebra skills and we quickly
became whiz kids. For about 5 minutes. Then, our brains started to fry
and we were just teenage speed freaks.

Then, we decided to to seek gainful employment.

We got hired on as part time maids at the Holiday Inn while a maid strike
was happening. We were scab maids on speed and we were coming to clean
your room.

We were subsequently fired for pilfering a Holiday Inn guest's quaalude
stash which we did only because we never thought someone would have the
nerve to call the front desk and say; THE MAIDS STOLE MY LUUDES MAN. But
someone did - or so we surmised - because we were fired.

I supppose maybe we were fired because we never actually CLEANED but rather
just turned on the vacuum so it SOUNDED like we were cleaning as we picked
the pubic hairs off the sheets and out of the tub then passed out on the
bed and caught up on the sleep we'd missed from being up all night speeding.

When we got fired, we became waitresses at an International House of Pancakes.

We were much happier there.


tnation.t-nation.com
 
2012-06-27 04:44:33 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: We were much happier there.


Cool story, sis.

Hope you've got yourself cleaned up since then.
 
2012-06-27 04:52:34 AM

clyph: tinfoil-hat maggie: We were much happier there.

Cool story, sis.

Hope you've got yourself cleaned up since then.


That was a poem by one Maggie Estep, not me and well she has lots of cool stories. Although mine wouldn't be much better but still can't claim credit.
 
2012-06-27 05:01:49 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: clyph: tinfoil-hat maggie: We were much happier there.

Cool story, sis.

Hope you've got yourself cleaned up since then.

That was a poem by one Maggie Estep, not me and well she has lots of cool stories. Although mine wouldn't be much better but still can't claim credit.


Hey baby yo baby hey baby yo baby yo yo yo baby yo yo yo.

/B&B introduced me to Maggie Estep
 
2012-06-27 05:12:33 AM

untaken_name: tinfoil-hat maggie: clyph: tinfoil-hat maggie: We were much happier there.

Cool story, sis.

Hope you've got yourself cleaned up since then.

That was a poem by one Maggie Estep, not me and well she has lots of cool stories. Although mine wouldn't be much better but still can't claim credit.

Hey baby yo baby hey baby yo baby yo yo yo baby yo yo yo.

/B&B introduced me to Maggie Estep


Hey you know it ; )
/I got to post that in a thread on wolf whistles.
//She's got a song for everything or a poem depends on how you look at it.
 
2012-06-27 05:27:44 AM
Oh my God! I got robbed by this group! I was at a club, decided it was time to leave and started warming up my Trailblazer. All of a sudden, these two girls jump in. Before I could say anything one is making out with me and the other is unzipping my fly. They take turns back and forth for around 10 minutes or so before they also take turns mounting me. One riding while the other makes out with me or plays with my dangling goods until an explosive completion. In my orgasmic afterglow, I neglect to notice their 3 male friends creeping up along the side of my truck! They drag me out, club me in the head with a slapjack and steal my wallet! It happened again the week after, the week after, the week after, the week after, the week after and the week after that! I've wondered where they've been!

/started wearing a motorcycle helmet after the 3rd week. Just pretending to be unconscious!
 
2012-06-27 05:33:43 AM

miss diminutive: t


Oh, and I just have to say, you know I love right? Don't worry were cool, but glad you liked ; )
 
2012-06-27 05:38:09 AM

miss diminutive: tinfoil-hat maggie: My first job was when I was about 15. I had met
a girl named Hope who became my best friend. Hope and I were flunking math
class so we became speed freaks. This honed our algebra skills and we quickly
became whiz kids. For about 5 minutes. Then, our brains started to fry
and we were just teenage speed freaks.

Then, we decided to to seek gainful employment.

We got hired on as part time maids at the Holiday Inn while a maid strike
was happening. We were scab maids on speed and we were coming to clean
your room.

We were subsequently fired for pilfering a Holiday Inn guest's quaalude
stash which we did only because we never thought someone would have the
nerve to call the front desk and say; THE MAIDS STOLE MY LUUDES MAN. But
someone did - or so we surmised - because we were fired.

I supppose maybe we were fired because we never actually CLEANED but rather
just turned on the vacuum so it SOUNDED like we were cleaning as we picked
the pubic hairs off the sheets and out of the tub then passed out on the
bed and caught up on the sleep we'd missed from being up all night speeding.

When we got fired, we became waitresses at an International House of Pancakes.

We were much happier there.

[tnation.t-nation.com image 299x448]


are spentmiles sister? cause you sound like him alot.
 
2012-06-27 05:42:46 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: t

Oh, and I just have to say, you know I love right? Don't worry were cool, but glad you liked ; )


You love what? IHOP pancakes? Because I'm with you there.
 
2012-06-27 05:56:42 AM

miss diminutive: tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: t

Oh, and I just have to say, you know I love right? Don't worry were cool, but glad you liked ; )

You love what? IHOP pancakes? Because I'm with you there.


I also love love booze which is why I shouldn't be posting right now. Although hell yeah IHOP rocks after a night. Um, with that said I should crash and you just well, just keep being you ; )
 
2012-06-27 06:21:12 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: t

Oh, and I just have to say, you know I love right? Don't worry were cool, but glad you liked ; )

You love what? IHOP pancakes? Because I'm with you there.

I also love love booze which is why I shouldn't be posting right now. Although hell yeah IHOP rocks after a night. Um, with that said I should crash and you just well, just keep being you ; )


Right back atcha. =)
 
2012-06-27 06:25:49 AM
FTA:
The researchers believe that gym rats are more likely to look down upon a woman who doesn't hold up to his standard of body fitness and beauty.

I really don't grasp what's so shallow or wrong about this. If you are someone that values keeping your body fit, you will probably admire women who do the same. I grew up a competitive swimmer, therefore I find myself very attracted to the female swimmer/diver body type.

It's pretty much how intelligent people will admire others that are intellectually active. In both cases, it's something a person has to work for. Granted, there will always be some people who are born thin or more intelligent -- but in the end, our attractions will ultimately revolve about what we view as good personal traits.
 
2012-06-27 06:26:03 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: t

Oh, and I just have to say, you know I love right? Don't worry were cool, but glad you liked ; )

You love what? IHOP pancakes? Because I'm with you there.

I also love love booze which is why I shouldn't be posting right now. Although hell yeah IHOP rocks after a night. Um, with that said I should crash and you just well, just keep being you ; )


Get a room you too.
Please.

Then send pictures.
 
2012-06-27 06:26:49 AM
Well, I put that in the wrong comment section somehow. Too damn early in the morning.
 
2012-06-27 06:32:48 AM

Blink: Well, I put that in the wrong comment section somehow. Too damn early in the morning.


It still sort of fits!
 
2012-06-27 06:46:00 AM
This is an epidemic. A similar thing happened to me 3 weeks ago. Two gorgeous 19 year olds tricked me into going back to their hotel room, had their way with me and stole my wallet. Then the same thing happened with the same girls 2 days later, the following Thursday, the subsequent Saturday, etc.
 
2012-06-27 06:49:13 AM

davidphogan: Well, duh. If you come to my hotel room at 4am I'd assume you would want to be raped, robbed or raped.

But if you're a pro at this, I have to wonder how and why?


You Said Rape Twice
 
2012-06-27 06:57:42 AM
At least the girls synchronized their hair flip. They look very nice one to the right and one to the left, good fung shei

www.magicmoviemachine.com
 
2012-06-27 07:09:24 AM
Two girls who look like that could have had all these guys' money without resorting to guns or splitting the proceeds with three (additional) thugs.

And the one on the right isn't a "meth zombie." That's what girls look like when they don't eat Krispy Kreme twice a day.
 
2012-06-27 07:16:31 AM
Good for them. They realized they have a certain skill and they used it. Really don't feel bad for the victim here.
 
2012-06-27 07:26:04 AM
Stole passports? Looks like someone was visiting from another country and believed the stories that all American girls are easy.
 
2012-06-27 08:04:34 AM
Koodz
And the one on the right isn't a "meth zombie." That's what girls look like when they don't eat Krispy Kreme twice a day

using her earlobe as the reference mark and drawing a invisible line across her face i see someone who has lost a ton of weight from her face.her face is getting the textbook upside down pear shape of a methhead.
 
2012-06-27 08:27:51 AM

starlost: Koodz
And the one on the right isn't a "meth zombie." That's what girls look like when they don't eat Krispy Kreme twice a day

using her earlobe as the reference mark and drawing a invisible line across her face i see someone who has lost a ton of weight from her face.her face is getting the textbook upside down pear shape of a methhead.


Yep. That is the only way to lose weight. You nailed it.
 
2012-06-27 08:30:22 AM
That is exactly why I don't have girls willingly come into my hotel room.

/duct tape is your friend.
 
2012-06-27 08:32:25 AM

CygnusDarius: untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 425x240]


Is that an Ak-47 or a Glock?
 
2012-06-27 08:45:20 AM
So the Protip is to make sure it is unwilling. Gothca, done and done. Now where did i put my duct tape?
 
2012-06-27 08:51:47 AM
An Urgent Warning about HOME DEPOT SCAM

HOME DEPOT SCAM;

A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular
Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 1st, 3rd, 6th, twice on the 7th, three
times just yesterday, and very likely again this weekend.

Again - please beware
 
2012-06-27 08:53:28 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: My first job was when I was about 15. I had met
a girl named Hope who became my best friend. Hope and I were flunking math
class so we became speed freaks. This honed our algebra skills and we quickly
became whiz kids. For about 5 minutes. Then, our brains started to fry
and we were just teenage speed freaks.

Then, we decided to to seek gainful employment.

We got hired on as part time maids at the Holiday Inn while a maid strike
was happening. We were scab maids on speed and we were coming to clean
your room.

We were subsequently fired for pilfering a Holiday Inn guest's quaalude
stash which we did only because we never thought someone would have the
nerve to call the front desk and say; THE MAIDS STOLE MY LUUDES MAN. But
someone did - or so we surmised - because we were fired.

I supppose maybe we were fired because we never actually CLEANED but rather
just turned on the vacuum so it SOUNDED like we were cleaning as we picked
the pubic hairs off the sheets and out of the tub then passed out on the
bed and caught up on the sleep we'd missed from being up all night speeding.


When we got fired, we became waitresses at an International House of Pancakes.


We were much happier there.


LMFAO is this pocket ninja or spent miles?
 
2012-06-27 09:09:14 AM
Broch is my friend's dumbass cousin.

Here is his latest status update.

"Broch Leftwich
Sunday via mobile
fark the haters and fark the fakes ain't no snitchs eatin off my plate
Share
12 people like this."
 
2012-06-27 09:21:24 AM
FTA: ... about 4 am Monday morning.

Not 4 am Monday afternoon. Just making sure.
 
Biv
2012-06-27 09:34:12 AM
The most annoying part of this story? Girls this hot never need to break the law to make money.
 
2012-06-27 09:51:42 AM
monsieurlion.com
 
2012-06-27 09:55:16 AM
That Brianne is a hardcorps Wigga!

/note to self, never leave your back to Brianne
 
2012-06-27 09:57:51 AM

ranev700: Remarkable_Anus: I've read the Facebook page of Brianne....Wow....Just Wow.

/sad

You think that's sad, check out Brock's page
Link


I think he still might be able to pull it off. You know being a Burger King manager is still within his grasp.
 
2012-06-27 09:58:03 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: My first job was when I was about 15. I had met
a girl named Hope who became my best friend. Hope and I were flunking math
class so we became speed freaks. This honed our algebra skills and we quickly
became whiz kids. For about 5 minutes. Then, our brains started to fry
and we were just teenage speed freaks.

Then, we decided to to seek gainful employment.

We got hired on as part time maids at the Holiday Inn while a maid strike
was happening. We were scab maids on speed and we were coming to clean
your room.

We were subsequently fired for pilfering a Holiday Inn guest's quaalude
stash which we did only because we never thought someone would have the
nerve to call the front desk and say; THE MAIDS STOLE MY LUUDES MAN. But
someone did - or so we surmised - because we were fired.

I supppose maybe we were fired because we never actually CLEANED but rather
just turned on the vacuum so it SOUNDED like we were cleaning as we picked
the pubic hairs off the sheets and out of the tub then passed out on the
bed and caught up on the sleep we'd missed from being up all night speeding.


When we got fired, we became waitresses at an International House of Pancakes.


We were much happier there.


Wow. I completely forgot she existed. I'm digging that CD out when I get home tonight.
 
2012-06-27 10:05:04 AM

ranev700: Remarkable_Anus: I've read the Facebook page of Brianne....Wow....Just Wow.

/sad

You think that's sad, check out Brock's page
Link


That's some grade A wigga derp right there.

Silly kids and their "Yo, MTV Raps"
 
2012-06-27 10:36:07 AM
OhLuverly

I've always disliked the use of the term "teenage" when referring to an 18 or 19 year old. Yes technically they are in their teens, however the term just makes it seem like they are underage girls not legal adults.

It guarantees readership by hinting at lurid details. Of young women. Young, bosomy women. Young, bosomy, nubile, naive women who are exploring the newness of life. Young, bosomy women who are not so experienced that they'll scorn your futile attempts at ...

Dang it, lost my train of thought.
 
2012-06-27 11:07:09 AM

MythDragon: CygnusDarius: untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 425x240]

Is that an Ak-47 or a Glock?


It's a German made, ceramic Glock.
 
2012-06-27 11:26:13 AM
clyph

There's a big difference between being club-hot and model-hot, at least to the trained eye.

3 or 4 drinks, tops.
 
2012-06-27 11:32:59 AM
Ok those girls are hot. I'd probably fall for this too. I'd hope I'd go internet tough guy and pull my knife and hold one of the girls till the cops came, but I know I'd end up parting ways with the $3.50, and some maxed out cards as that is all I'd have at 4am after a good night.

lets do the math on this: 5 perps. Even if the guys have money they aren't gonna have that much cash at the end of the night. Maybe a hundred each, you add in a sorta nice watch or two and chain or something how much are you gonna pawn for (think pawn allstars ripoff). What are we talking $200-300 each max. Totally worth a possible 5 years+ in jail. White kids these days ain't learning shiat in school.
 
2012-06-27 11:41:31 AM

jmadisonbiii: An Urgent Warning about HOME DEPOT SCAM

HOME DEPOT SCAM;

A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular
Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 1st, 3rd, 6th, twice on the 7th, three
times just yesterday, and very likely again this weekend.

Again - please beware


So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.
 
2012-06-27 11:58:01 AM
Im glad the last time I picked up a girl at a bar she was with a group of girls. Id prolly fall for this being the sucker I am and all. But I doubt Id answer my door at 3 am after we got back home. Glad I have a strong front door.
 
2012-06-27 12:26:44 PM

Piestar: That is a weird speech impediment the newscaster has...


Welcome to the Quad Cities. Not big enough to get real reporters and anchors, yet large enough to have problems like this.


Stay classy, Quad Cities...
 
2012-06-27 12:37:46 PM

ranev700: Remarkable_Anus: I've read the Facebook page of Brianne....Wow....Just Wow.

/sad

You think that's sad, check out Brock's page
Link


That's just awesome.....

/Sigh
//I think America is getting worse by the second
 
2012-06-27 12:42:38 PM

BIGNICKEL: tinfoil-hat maggie:

Wow. I completely forgot she existed. I'm digging that CD out when I get home tonight.


Glad I could help : )
 
2012-06-27 01:17:24 PM

StoPPeRmobile: MythDragon: CygnusDarius: untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 425x240]

Is that an Ak-47 or a Glock?

It's a German made, ceramic Glock.


Does it not show up airport xray machines , and cost more than you make in a month?
 
2012-06-27 01:33:48 PM
Don't trust them for sure!

Once started talking to this total hottie while out....she offered to take me and my 2 buddies back to the closest apartment (my friend's) and she'd put on a show and a lil' more *wink-wink*. Something was not right and after some ribbing from my friends I left (plus who wants to share with 2 other dudes??). They did whatever, "nothing" according to them, but she at least gave them a shower show, and they took pics.

She was picked up the next day as a child runaway......

Strangely enough this was not the first time something like this happened in our circle.
 
2012-06-27 03:50:56 PM

meathome: ArcadianRefugee: Baz the Spaz: ArcadianRefugee: So, is subby a professional thief, professional victim, or just a dumbass who doesn't understand what the "pro" in "protip" means?

Subby here. After five years of chasing stories like this as a television reporter and then eight years as a college cop dealing with various crimes and misdemeanors, I think I have a pretty good idea of how to advise the criminal element in my community. So, fark off, ok?

No. Stop saying "protip". It doesn't make you sound "pro" it makes you sound "dumbass".

Also, college cop =/= cop; campus police are security guards (unless you are/were actually a sworn police officer in which case good on ya).

Also curious how you do a stint as a cop (or 'cop') after having been a reporter. Aren't they, like, mortal enemies or something?

Hey genius.

It's been meme for the headlines since Fark first popped on the web.


Also, on state college campuses the security guards your are talking about are really state troopers.
 
2012-06-27 08:38:54 PM
All of the comments and face-saving above, yet no one said it. NO ONE. What is Fark coming to?.

Brianne Seemann, 19

Huh huh huhhuhuhuhuh...Semen....
 
2012-06-27 09:07:45 PM
Fark those dumb teenagers... I want that newscaster in my hotelroom at 4:00am.

etspak.org
 
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