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(WQAD Quad Cities)   Pro tip: If two teen girls willingly go to your hotel room at four in the morning, expect a robbery (with teen girl mug shot goodness in the video)   (wqad.com) divider line 111
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2012-06-27 12:01:15 AM
Some people just can't accept decent hospitality I guess.
 
2012-06-27 01:45:30 AM
Throwing away your youth for some watches, money and passports. What a waste.
 
2012-06-27 01:47:33 AM
if i agreed to pay them a certain amount of money first, i would not expect to be robbed.

/if u know what i mean
 
2012-06-27 02:08:09 AM
We call that Tuesday night around here, subs...

/I've only been robbed nine times
 
2012-06-27 02:09:46 AM
Anyone bringing teenage girls to a hotel at 4am is not going to get a lot of sympathy from the general public, either.
 
2012-06-27 02:13:30 AM
www.shamusyoung.com
 
2012-06-27 02:15:50 AM
I've always disliked the use of the term "teenage" when referring to an 18 or 19 year old. Yes technically they are in their teens, however the term just makes it seem like they are underage girls not legal adults.
 
2012-06-27 02:16:06 AM
I'd just expect some straightforward "pay us $20k or we go to the cops because we're 17" blackmail.
 
2012-06-27 02:19:43 AM
Those kids are worthy of a mugshop roundup.

Although, with names like Madison and Brianne, they should be crying over lattes at Starbucks, not robbing people.
 
2012-06-27 02:21:48 AM
So, is subby a professional thief, professional victim, or just a dumbass who doesn't understand what the "pro" in "protip" means?
 
2012-06-27 02:22:37 AM
That is a weird speech impediment the newscaster has...
 
2012-06-27 02:23:23 AM

wildcardjack: I'd just expect some straightforward "pay us $20k or we go to the cops because we're 17" blackmail.


ah, the badger game....
 
2012-06-27 02:23:44 AM
www.magicmoviemachine.com

Is that middle guy Ron Weasley?

The girl on the right is already on the downward slope toward full on meth zombie.

Let this be a warning to all you would be johns. Make sure you do what my buddies did back in my army days to avoid getting "trick rolled". When the hos show up take turns standing guard outside to make sure you get what you paid for.

Or, just do what I did and be content to have a wank and a good night's sleep.

A girl I knew in high school is slightly internet famous for this very thing...

Link
 
2012-06-27 02:27:36 AM

NephilimNexus: Anyone bringing teenage girls to a hotel at 4am is not going to get a lot of sympathy from the general public, either.


And you're telling me this now?.
 
2012-06-27 02:33:25 AM
Well, duh. If you come to my hotel room at 4am I'd assume you would want to be raped, robbed or raped.

But if you're a pro at this, I have to wonder how and why?
 
2012-06-27 02:34:18 AM
I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.
 
2012-06-27 02:34:19 AM

davidphogan: Well, duh. If you come to my hotel room at 4am I'd assume you would want to be raped, robbed or raped.

But if you're a pro at this, I have to wonder how and why?


You said 'rape' twice.
 
2012-06-27 02:35:11 AM

untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-27 02:36:27 AM
Too easy is always a red flag. There are people these days trying to pass on herpes out of revenge. I know it's not fatal, but the monthly meds sound expensive.

/uninsured :(
 
2012-06-27 02:36:48 AM

CygnusDarius: untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 425x240]


That is most DEFINITELY a weapon for a bearded man. No clean-shaven man could possibly carry such a weapon. At the very least, he is mustachioed with large sideburns.
 
2012-06-27 02:40:19 AM

untaken_name: CygnusDarius: untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 425x240]

That is most DEFINITELY a weapon for a bearded man. No clean-shaven man could possibly carry such a weapon. At the very least, he is mustachioed with large sideburns.


And dressed in animal pelts.
 
2012-06-27 02:43:26 AM

NephilimNexus: Anyone bringing teenage girls to a hotel at 4am is not going to get a lot of sympathy from the general public, either.


They aren't underage. If they weren't legal adults, they couldn't post their pictures. The article merely states that they are "under 22".
 
2012-06-27 02:44:53 AM

illannoyin: [www.magicmoviemachine.com image 640x365]

Is that middle guy Ron Weasley?

The girl on the right is already on the downward slope toward full on meth zombie.

Let this be a warning to all you would be johns. Make sure you do what my buddies did back in my army days to avoid getting "trick rolled". When the hos show up take turns standing guard outside to make sure you get what you paid for.

Or, just do what I did and be content to have a wank and a good night's sleep.

A girl I knew in high school is slightly internet famous for this very thing...

Link


Where in Illinois did you have the chance to grow up with that fine thing?
 
2012-06-27 02:46:27 AM

HotWingAgenda: Those kids are worthy of a mugshop roundup.

Although, with names like Madison and Brianne, they should be crying over lattes at Starbucks, not robbing people.


Have you seen what Starbucks is charging for a latte these days?
 
2012-06-27 02:49:52 AM

CygnusDarius: You said 'rape' twice.


files.myfrogbag.com
 
2012-06-27 02:51:58 AM
i1.kwejk.pl
 
2012-06-27 02:55:58 AM
Am I wrong for wanting to totally fark the brains out of the girl on the right?
 
2012-06-27 02:56:44 AM
"Never trust a beautiful woman who is interested in you." - Magneto
 
2012-06-27 02:58:34 AM

G-Rot: "Never trust a beautiful woman who is interested in you." - Magneto


Fixed.
 
2012-06-27 02:58:44 AM

OgreMagi: Am I wrong for wanting to totally fark the brains out of the girl on the right?


Just make sure all your belongings are in a safe place. I'd also bolt your furniture to the floor just to be on the safe side.
 
2012-06-27 03:01:07 AM

CygnusDarius: davidphogan: Well, duh. If you come to my hotel room at 4am I'd assume you would want to be raped, robbed or raped.

But if you're a pro at this, I have to wonder how and why?

You said 'rape' twice.


Yuuup.
 
2012-06-27 03:02:11 AM

miss diminutive: OgreMagi: Am I wrong for wanting to totally fark the brains out of the girl on the right?

Just make sure all your belongings are in a safe place. I'd also bolt your furniture to the floor just to be on the safe side.


Handcuffs would be involved.
 
2012-06-27 03:02:38 AM
"the woman jumps away, and opens the closet, to which jumps out a big black man, wearing nothing but a Batman mask and cape."

How it could have ended.
 
2012-06-27 03:03:14 AM

CygnusDarius: untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 425x240]


I'm somewhat impressed with this weapon. Nothin' says thorough like shooting and stabbing at the same time, and it comes with an artfully designed carrying case.
 
2012-06-27 03:05:41 AM

Old Man Winter: "the woman jumps away, and opens the closet, to which jumps out a big black man, wearing nothing but a Batman mask and cape."

How it could have ended.


Some of us pay good money for that.
 
2012-06-27 03:06:25 AM

Old Man Winter: "the woman jumps away, and opens the closet, to which jumps out a big black man, wearing nothing but a Batman mask and cape."

How it could have ended.


Batman the Buttripper!
 
2012-06-27 03:06:28 AM

ArcadianRefugee: So, is subby a professional thief, professional victim, or just a dumbass who doesn't understand what the "pro" in "protip" means?


Subby here. After five years of chasing stories like this as a television reporter and then eight years as a college cop dealing with various crimes and misdemeanors, I think I have a pretty good idea of how to advise the criminal element in my community. So, fark off, ok?
 
2012-06-27 03:11:14 AM

Baz the Spaz: ArcadianRefugee: So, is subby a professional thief, professional victim, or just a dumbass who doesn't understand what the "pro" in "protip" means?

Subby here. After five years of chasing stories like this as a television reporter and then eight years as a college cop dealing with various crimes and misdemeanors, I think I have a pretty good idea of how to advise the criminal element in my community. So, fark off, ok?


No. Stop saying "protip". It doesn't make you sound "pro" it makes you sound "dumbass".

Also, college cop =/= cop; campus police are security guards (unless you are/were actually a sworn police officer in which case good on ya).

Also curious how you do a stint as a cop (or 'cop') after having been a reporter. Aren't they, like, mortal enemies or something?
 
2012-06-27 03:16:52 AM

AbbeySomeone: CygnusDarius: untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 425x240]

I'm somewhat impressed with this weapon. Nothin' says thorough like shooting and stabbing at the same time, and it comes with an artfully designed carrying case.


Truly a scoundrel's weapon.
 
2012-06-27 03:26:23 AM

doglover: Old Man Winter: "the woman jumps away, and opens the closet, to which jumps out a big black man, wearing nothing but a Batman mask and cape."

How it could have ended.

Batman the Buttripper!


Wow! I thought I was the only person outside of the band that knew of or remembered these guys!

/Germany, 90-93
//Schweinfurt
 
2012-06-27 03:28:23 AM

Clint_Torres: Germany, 90-93


AF?
 
2012-06-27 03:31:54 AM

CygnusDarius: AbbeySomeone: CygnusDarius: untaken_name: I hate it when a guy with a knife robs me at gunpoint.

FTFA:
"after they allegedly robbed two men at gun point"
"three masked men came into the room with a knife."

I'm surprised it wasn't an assault rifle knife.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 425x240]

I'm somewhat impressed with this weapon. Nothin' says thorough like shooting and stabbing at the same time, and it comes with an artfully designed carrying case.

Truly a scoundrel's weapon.


I really like that it might eliminate choice making - assault or murder? In some situations one just can't decide.

Time to create a wishlist!
 
2012-06-27 03:37:31 AM
But really, what best decisions are made at 4 AM? Personally, I've seen things and done things that seemed like a really good idea at the time around then. Eight hours later? Not so much. But then I had some barbecue and some sweet tea and I felt much better.
 
2012-06-27 03:38:50 AM

Ronnie_Zman: [sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x856]


What's that in strap thingy going through her armpit?
 
2012-06-27 03:46:57 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Baz the Spaz: ArcadianRefugee: So, is subby a professional thief, professional victim, or just a dumbass who doesn't understand what the "pro" in "protip" means?

Subby here. After five years of chasing stories like this as a television reporter and then eight years as a college cop dealing with various crimes and misdemeanors, I think I have a pretty good idea of how to advise the criminal element in my community. So, fark off, ok?

No. Stop saying "protip". It doesn't make you sound "pro" it makes you sound "dumbass".

Also, college cop =/= cop; campus police are security guards (unless you are/were actually a sworn police officer in which case good on ya).

Also curious how you do a stint as a cop (or 'cop') after having been a reporter. Aren't they, like, mortal enemies or something?


Hey genius.

It's been meme for the headlines since Fark first popped on the web.
 
2012-06-27 03:53:21 AM
I've read the Facebook page of Brianne....Wow....Just Wow.

/sad
 
2012-06-27 03:53:27 AM

miss diminutive: Ronnie_Zman: [sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x856]

Do these girls have completely open facebook profiles?


Why did you remove your pics from our profile?
 
2012-06-27 03:53:41 AM

Mantour: [www.shamusyoung.com image 488x315]


That may be the worst resolution I've ever seen Oblivion played on.
 
2012-06-27 03:53:47 AM

davidphogan: Well, duh. If you come to my hotel room at 4am I'd assume you would want to be raped, robbed or raped.


LOL you said rape twice.

/80 lbs of it?
 
2012-06-27 03:54:06 AM

libranoelrose: miss diminutive: Ronnie_Zman: [sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x856]

Do these girls have completely open facebook profiles?

Why did you remove your pics from our profile?


your*
 
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