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(Pro Wrestling Torch)   You would think that being a legendary pro wrestler that's been inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame twice would mean you wouldn't get beat up by your 73rd wife, yet here we are   (pwtorch.com) divider line 56
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2012-06-26 09:21:35 PM  
Allegedly
 
2012-06-26 09:23:56 PM  
I'm not taking either side here, but if you're not fighting back, pretty much any semi-able bodied adult can assault you.
 
2012-06-26 09:34:52 PM  
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..splat
 
2012-06-27 12:04:15 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..splat


*snert*
 
2012-06-27 12:13:44 AM  
Is it Ric Fl -

Yeaaaaaaaah.
 
2012-06-27 12:24:52 AM  
He was just waiting for the cop to look the other way so he could pull the foreign object out of his trunks.

Sadly, this is not a wrestling reference.
 
2012-06-27 12:30:19 AM  
I guess she wanted to be the man...
 
2012-06-27 12:34:00 AM  

Hoban Washburne: I'm not taking either side here, but if you're not fighting back, pretty much any semi-able bodied adult can assault you.


If you're a man and fight back against a woman who is hitting you, you will go to jail.

Anyway, I wonder if Flair did all his usual spots... blading, falling to his knees and begging not to be hit, taking his pants off, walking around in a circle, and flopping face first on the ground...
 
2012-06-27 12:35:16 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Anyway, I wonder if Flair did all his usual spots... blading, falling to his knees and begging not to be hit, taking his pants off, walking around in a circle, and flopping face first on the ground...


I'm sure he found a way to run the apron and get bodyslammed off the top rope.
 
2012-06-27 12:39:15 AM  
He had 72 other wives? Holy Cow!
 
2012-06-27 01:27:51 AM  
c553622.r22.cf2.rackcdn.com
 
2012-06-27 02:32:31 AM  
That's not fair to Flair!
 
HBK
2012-06-27 02:43:00 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: If you're a man and fight back against a woman who is hitting you, you will go to jail.

Anyway, I wonder if Flair did all his usual spots... blading, falling to his knees and begging not to be hit, taking his pants off, walking around in a circle, and flopping face first on the ground...


QFT.

I am a man who was assaulted by an ex. She started swinging and I pushed her out the door. She started screaming and beating on the door and the neighbors (apartments) called the cops. In the city where I was living in when the cops show up on a domestic call, one person's going to jail and its usually the guy (too many women recanting once the cops showed up and getting murdered- they arrest one to separate the couple to cool them off). So when the cops asked what happened, I told them the exact truth. She went to jail and that was the last I heard of her.

/CSB
//I'd rather have hurt pride than my ass in handcuffs explaining to the boss why I didn't come in to work.
 
2012-06-27 02:43:20 AM  
Steroids is a hell of a drug.
 
2012-06-27 02:45:09 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: If you're a man and fight back against a woman who is hitting you, you will go to jail.


This is not true. If you are a man and are stronger than your significant other you can easily subdue the woman. Not saying the woman doesn't deserve a pounding but really, turn in your man card.
 
2012-06-27 02:48:32 AM  

Sabyen91: Steroids is a hell of a drug.


Or in Flair's case, repeatedly marrying the wrong woman and still having to wrestle to afford the mounting alimony bills.
 
2012-06-27 02:55:49 AM  

bluorangefyre: Sabyen91: Steroids is a hell of a drug.

Or in Flair's case, repeatedly marrying the wrong woman and still having to wrestle to afford the mounting alimony bills.


And being on steroids. Honestly there is no way that dork would be anywhere near as ripped as he is without them. It is roid rage.
 
2012-06-27 03:03:00 AM  

Sabyen91: bluorangefyre: Sabyen91: Steroids is a hell of a drug.

Or in Flair's case, repeatedly marrying the wrong woman and still having to wrestle to afford the mounting alimony bills.

And being on steroids. Honestly there is no way that dork would be anywhere near as ripped as he is without them. It is roid rage.


Five years ago I had this same conversation with somebody blaming 'roids and nothing but 'roids, while I was saying it wasn't entirely 'roids and something mentally wrong had happened. Turned out I was right then.
 
2012-06-27 03:07:57 AM  

bluorangefyre: Sabyen91: bluorangefyre: Sabyen91: Steroids is a hell of a drug.

Or in Flair's case, repeatedly marrying the wrong woman and still having to wrestle to afford the mounting alimony bills.

And being on steroids. Honestly there is no way that dork would be anywhere near as ripped as he is without them. It is roid rage.

Five years ago I had this same conversation with somebody blaming 'roids and nothing but 'roids, while I was saying it wasn't entirely 'roids and something mentally wrong had happened. Turned out I was right then.


I don't understand. Rick Flair is Benoit?
 
2012-06-27 03:53:36 AM  

robsul82: So now with wife #5, he's batting .800.


Wait, no, this is still number 4. .750 is still nothing to sneeze at.
 
2012-06-27 03:57:13 AM  

jekostas: And actually, the wife he's accusing of assault this time around is still wife #4. He accused her of assault once already. Still a paltry .750.


Yep, only thought to doublecheck AFTER I hit Add Comment, silly of me.
 
2012-06-27 06:44:58 AM  
Does he carry a gig 24/7? I know. Ric is a sad case. A guy who was on top of the business for so long, but living his gimmick. I realize that was his gimmick from before he was a star. The stories of him living large and helicoptering his peen are legion. His financial trainwrecks have been long documented. Dysfunction attracts dysfunction. Flair is starting to remind me of the death of John Entwistle, which was 10 years ago today, where The Ox having a known heart condition does a pile of blow and keels over. I don't expect Ric to suddenly change his ways or habits any time soon. I don't even know if he was the reason for this or if she's batshiat crazy to begin with or if she's batshiat crazy because of dealing with Naich. He lives his gimmick. Easiest way to get yourself over with Flair is calling him "champ."

The best thing that Ric Flair could do right now is to take up Vince's rehab offer and then sign the legend's contract. It's gotten so goddamned depressing to follow him over the last few years.
 
2012-06-27 07:40:34 AM  
"She threatened to pull the WOOOOOOOOOO out of my WOOOOOOOOO!"
 
2012-06-27 07:47:45 AM  
Haven't seen the Torch in years. STILL ad-hungry and badly designed and still doesn't actually have the article I was looking for.
 
2012-06-27 08:07:54 AM  
I told my son it would be Ric Flair before I opened the source item.
Woooooooooooo!!.
 
2012-06-27 08:13:49 AM  
I hope he Flair Flopped afterwards.
 
2012-06-27 08:27:45 AM  
Subby goofed. 73 is not how many wives he has had, it is how many birthdays he has had.
 
2012-06-27 08:29:35 AM  

Balchinian: Subby goofed. 73 is not how many wives he has had, it is how many birthdays he has had.


No, no, you're wrong on both counts.

Flair is 72, he's had 79 wives, and 73 is the number of lawsuits pending against him for various tax and non-payment matters.
 
2012-06-27 08:42:11 AM  
"To be the man, you have to beat the man Brain."

"Guess that makes his wife the man, Monsoon."

"Do you wear the pants in your family Brain?"

"Absolutely Monsoon! How else do I polish the floors without getting my knees dirty."
 
2012-06-27 08:53:04 AM  
Female assault is a thing. Swearsies.

I had a crazy girlfriend take a swing at me with a knife over a game of Risk.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2012-06-27 09:18:34 AM  

Sabyen91: FirstNationalBastard: If you're a man and fight back against a woman who is hitting you, you will go to jail.

This is not true. If you are a man and are stronger than your significant other you can easily subdue the woman. Not saying the woman doesn't deserve a pounding but really, turn in your man card.


Maybe in a perfect world. I wish it was that easy. Frenzy and/or raw anger isn't easily subdued. And even if you can 'easily subdue', if the SO continues to struggle, the possibility of restraint causing bruising is still high. If the SO is the only one marked (and some people, like myself, bruise very quickly), it can quite simply become x-said vs y-said, and only the marks are physical evidence.

/did not read all responses. this may have been said.
 
2012-06-27 09:24:10 AM  
It's the great american society. Get beat up by a woman (because you didn't fight back) and you scorned. Beat up that woman who is attacking you...
 
2012-06-27 09:34:10 AM  
Rick Flair is still alive ?!?
 
2012-06-27 09:35:45 AM  
Wow.


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

To be the man...you gotta beat tha man....


Where was Ole'?
 
2012-06-27 09:40:28 AM  
We got us a ModMin and Farklord

God bless us everyone!!
 
2012-06-27 09:56:04 AM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "To be the man, you have to beat the man Brain."

"Guess that makes his wife the man, Monsoon."

"Do you wear the pants in your family Brain?"

"Absolutely Monsoon! How else do I polish the floors without getting my knees dirty."


Will you STOP????
 
2012-06-27 09:56:40 AM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "To be the man, you have to beat the man Brain."

"Guess that makes his wife the man, Monsoon."

"Do you wear the pants in your family Brain?"

"Absolutely Monsoon! How else do I polish the floors without getting my knees dirty."


That was perfect! :D
 
2012-06-27 10:59:46 AM  
She punched him in the face, allegedly. Again.

But, per Fark aka media rules, the headline is more important. Yes Fark has become what it used to mock.
 
2012-06-27 11:00:51 AM  
And, I will read better after the next Mountain Dew.
 
2012-06-27 11:12:22 AM  
Hell hath no fury....
 
2012-06-27 12:57:41 PM  
'wrestling' is so gay
 
2012-06-27 01:31:32 PM  
Sports tab? Entertainment would be more appropriate.
 
2012-06-27 02:11:21 PM  

SultanofSchwing: Sports tab? Entertainment would be more appropriate.


Well, yes, the thought of Flair putting a woman over IS quite entertaining, but still...

/and fark you, that's why
 
2012-06-27 02:13:13 PM  

SultanofSchwing: Sports tab? Entertainment would be more appropriate.


Obviously, you haven't been watching WWE lately.
 
2012-06-27 02:33:32 PM  

Sabyen91: And being on steroids. Honestly there is no way that dork would be anywhere near as ripped as he is without them. It is roid rage.


obviously 'roids

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2012-06-27 03:56:54 PM  
"When the police arrived, they found Ric had subdued his wife by putting her in a figure four leglock." One officer was quoted as saying "She was tapping out, but Ric kept it locked on until we arrested her."

/too bad it didn't go down like that.
 
2012-06-27 03:59:51 PM  
You know, with all the reports about the prenup, cheating with Divas, and especially if the whole Ring Rats thing is true, I'm worried that Cena is going to be heading down this road too.
 
2012-06-27 04:02:43 PM  

Whatthefark: "When the police arrived, they found Ric had subdued his wife by putting her in a figure four leglock." One officer was quoted as saying "She was tapping out, but Ric kept it locked on until we arrested her."

/too bad it didn't go down like that.


"And it was alleged by the victim that a friend of the suspect, known only as 'Double A,' would occasionally hold Ric's arm to add leverage to said leglock."
 
2012-06-27 04:02:54 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: SultanofSchwing: Sports tab? Entertainment would be more appropriate.

Obviously, you haven't been watching WWE lately.


Politics then.
 
2012-06-27 05:14:55 PM  

EyeballKid: Whatthefark: "When the police arrived, they found Ric had subdued his wife by putting her in a figure four leglock." One officer was quoted as saying "She was tapping out, but Ric kept it locked on until we arrested her."

/too bad it didn't go down like that.

"And it was alleged by the victim that a friend of the suspect, known only as 'Double A,' would occasionally hold Ric's arm to add leverage to said leglock."


"It was when a fourth man - who could not be identified - arrived with a pillow and a bible the argument settled and talk returned to amicable levels."
 
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