tinfoil-hat maggie: Kittypie070: tinfoil-hat maggie 2012-06-26 11:42:10 PM
(farky'd as: not a cat but mine looks after me)

Kittypie070: [itsfanart.com image 500x375]

hubba hubba I got an eyeful and those ain't crumbs neither

LoL : ) At least I'll pretend I know what you're talking about.

/Although, I really do, well think I do...
//Do I?

Bewbies are awesome as well as being highly aesthetic and, uh, chewy in milk.

I'm not sure I'm in the condition to either confirm or deny that statement.
/Um, chewy in milk O_o

But I do have evidence that they're awesome, so I can confirm that statement.

tinfoil-hat maggie: Kittypie070: tinfoil-hat maggie 2012-06-26 11:42:10 PM
(farky'd as: not a cat but mine looks after me)

Kittypie070: [itsfanart.com image 500x375]

hubba hubba I got an eyeful and those ain't crumbs neither

LoL : ) At least I'll pretend I know what you're talking about.

/Although, I really do, well think I do...
//Do I?

Bewbies are awesome as well as being highly aesthetic and, uh, chewy in milk.

I'm not sure I'm in the condition to either confirm or deny that statement.
/Um, chewy in milk O_o

I think she meant they're chewy and come WITH milk X3~

dickfreckle: As per the Green Giant hoopla - for every windowlicker who posts threats to boycott Oreos, one or more normal people will buy them out of pure spite. You idiots don't seem to realize that your publicity works both ways.

When I only have a choice between Lowe's and Home Depot (usually right next to each other), I choose Home Depot because they told the American Family Association to fark off. And l'll buy Green Giant veggies and General Mills products later this week. If my extra 50 cents over the store brand of broccoli helps offset one asshole, well that's a pretty good investment.

We don't buy any of that crap but I'll be sure to grab a bag of Oreos.

ArkAngel: FloydA: ArkAngel: FloydA: Off to the store to buy Oreos.

Perhaps we can have a dunked Oreo toast when you get out to Wisconsin this August. Beer's still on me


Oreos dunked in beer? I like the way you think, 10/10 for style, but I'm not sure that flavor combo will work. ;-)

I actually meant in milk, but perhaps Bailey's instead?

I'm in!

tinfoil-hat maggie: Well I like mine but I rarely choose a woman because of theirs : )

I've been fortunate in that the women I've chosen have all had them. What are the odds?

/some were born with them
//some improvised
///all good

SamFlagg: *frowns*

I know this probably won't go over well, but could we, I don't know, not inject politics into snack food?

I mean I realize objectively that the people boycotting oreo goodness are in the wrong, but for pete's sake is the culture war at the stage where its a street to street, item to item gunfight now?

How would you rather they show their support for those whose rights and freedoms are constantly trampled?

Diogenes: Love the comments.

I know these people are jerks, but it really bums me out sometimes when I consider all the horrible things people think about me and other gays.

Do you know what helps make negative feelings go away? Delicious cookies! And now, thanks to these boycotts, there are more for everyone else.

Creoena: Image stolen from here but I had to small it and rehost.

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That's about as funny as this guy:




/stop eating my links

Glad to have provided a short threadjack!

Kitty's off to the cushion now :)

/mmmm, I get me cookies tomorrow

Shostie: Attention fundamentalist Christians banning Kraft Foods over a Facebook page status update,

You may not longer consume any of the following domestic or international brands:

...

Jeebus Criminy. You mean I have to eat more of all that stuff now?

que.guero: Jesus Christ must be rolling over in his grave right about now..

For the cookies or the people?

Smoking GNU: que.guero: Jesus Christ must be rolling over in his grave right about now..

For the cookies or the people?

He's rolling onto his stomach, reaching over to his bedtable in a half-asleep stupor looking for the Oreos package he left sitting there when he went to sleep.

/knocks over the half-empty glass of now-warm milk
//"Me damn it..."

violentsalvation: bel4sucks: violentsalvation: That's a whole lot of hate, and it reminds me once again why I am not active on facebook.

So dumb. You hang out here.


Thanks for whatever the f*ck that is supposed to mean.

U so hardcore using an asterisk instead of letting the filter change it.

You're seriously biatching about hate on facebook, but you post on fark where the standard reaction to A LOT of shiat is to hate

bel4sucks: violentsalvation: bel4sucks: violentsalvation: That's a whole lot of hate, and it reminds me once again why I am not active on facebook.

So dumb. You hang out here.


Thanks for whatever the f*ck that is supposed to mean.

U so hardcore using an asterisk instead of letting the filter change it.

You're seriously biatching about hate on facebook, but you post on fark where the standard reaction to A LOT of shiat is to hate

I abhor comments like this.

/hate hate hate

odisae: knobmaker: Tarkus: They started boycotting General Mills last week, at this rate they are going to run out of processed foods they can buy by the end of the year.

It'll be good for them. The religious tend to be fat. I've often wondered why they are such enthusiastic gluttons, when Gluttony is one of the big sins, but I guess they blame it on glands.

Technically, gluttony isn't a "Biblical" sin. The seven deadly sins are not mentioned in the bible. It is a list that came several hundreds of years later. Written by a monk, proofread by the pope. Though the spirit of the sin is spelled out on many different occasions throughout the entire thing. Grew up catholic. Now agnostic.

That said, I'm off to buy oreos and stout. this thread gave me some cravings.

\would so eat a six layer rainbow oreo

-Gluttony is mentioned as a stoneable sin http://biblebrowser.com/deuteronomy/21-20.htm....Well, that along with drunkeness and failure to listen to one's parents.

-Later in the latter half of the Bible, it is made more clear what is a sin and what is not. It doesn't say to hate people(the "religious" folk got that wrong), rather to hate actions
-Oh, and not everyone who claims to be following Christ will be okay with him http://bible.cc/matthew/7-22.htm
http://bible.cc/matthew/7-23.htm

-actually, most people will not be "Okay" with him http://bible.cc/matthew/7-13.htm

Too Pretty For Prison:
We were taught to hate you. They hold a book and tell us God hates you, too. They show us passages that prove you're an abomination.

I'm not trying to be snarky or get in your face but whilst your minister/pastor/whatever was up on the podium drilling you and the others about how I'm an child buggering rapist abomination did any of you consider... well... reading the damn book he's busy waving around up there? I don't mean the passages you were told to read but the whole damn book.

It's just that half the time, once you strip away the dogma and obvious edits made this Jesus dude comes over as a complete stoner as far as his attitude goes; be nice to each other, help your fellow man and such. It seems that so long as your work for the betterment of your fellow man (i.e. act like a good Christian) and keep his various teachings in mind as you go through life then you're pretty much A-Ok with him regardless of you being white, black, green, red or indeed homosexual.

I just have this horrible feeling when I see shiat like this that I, an atheist, am a better Christian than these people as IRL I'm usually trying to be helpful towards others.

Vaneshi: It seems that so long as your work for the betterment of your fellow man (i.e. act like a good Christian) and keep his various teachings in mind as you go through life then you're pretty much A-Ok with him regardless of you being white, black, green, red or indeed homosexual.

Not that I'm endorsing the viewpoint, but you must have missed the part where the guy you're talking about said, "If you would enter into Life, keep the Commandments". Also pretty sure he would have wanted to stone the gays as well as most of the "Christians" alive today. I'm not religious, but I enjoy debating with both religious people and atheists, so I find a decent working knowledge of the source material to be invaluable.

Yeah, no hate. I mean, your existence is wrong, but no hate.

Also, how about we draw the line at consensual relationships, shiat-for-brains!

Eesh! That list of comments reads like the minutes from "Shameless Asshole Club".

Clint_Torres: Creoena: Image stolen from here but I had to small it and rehost.

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That's about as funny as this guy:
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/stop eating my links

I wonder if he has any idea that he's a total moron.

tinfoil-hat maggie: untaken_name: Vaneshi: It seems that so long as your work for the betterment of your fellow man (i.e. act like a good Christian) and keep his various teachings in mind as you go through life then you're pretty much A-Ok with him regardless of you being white, black, green, red or indeed homosexual.

Not that I'm endorsing the viewpoint, but you must have missed the part where the guy you're talking about said, "If you would enter into Life, keep the Commandments". Also pretty sure he would have wanted to stone the gays as well as most of the "Christians" alive today. I'm not religious, but I enjoy debating with both religious people and atheists, so I find a decent working knowledge of the source material to be invaluable.

Wait, look, I can't argue this but I have been in a church or two that were saying there is no hating on homosexuality in the bible. Like I say I am not smart enough etc,. to argue but hey it sounded good. So yea there are Christians out there that have no problem with it. And yea I've had gay friends married in the christian church. It's sad that this is an issue but it is. and well......

Well, I prefer not to be placed in the position of defending the Hebrew holy book, but I am pretty sure that according to it, you can only be homosexual as long as you don't actually engage in sexual activity outside of the bonds of marriage. OTOH, heterosexual sex outside marriage was considered equally bad and carried the same punishment that gay sex did, which was stoning to death. So you could be gay, as long as you never had gay sex. Whether that's better or worse than the popular perception, I have no idea. Personally, I don't care what people do with each other, and it's hard for me to understand the perspective of someone who does. I'm just reporting my understanding of what I read - it could certainly be flawed.

Nuclear Monk: It's obvious now...diabetes is caused by gay cookies. How could I have been so blind!

You were blinded because of the gay cookie diabetes, DUH!

BroVinny: I'll still love you like I always do--by twisting off your ends, licking out your middles, clamping your ends back together then disintegrating you bit by bit with my incisors then grinding you with my molars until you're a gritty paste, then wash you down with a swallow of ice cold milk.


*covers eyes of nearest small child* That sir is utterly disgusting and a totally reprehensible thing to post on the Internet! Also I have the weirdest bonner right about now... anyone else?

SamFlagg: I mean I realize objectively that the people boycotting oreo goodness are in the wrong, but for pete's sake is the culture war at the stage where its a street to street, item to item gunfight now?

Sooner we get to that point, sooner we can be done and get on with our lives.

untaken_name: Not that I'm endorsing the viewpoint, but you must have missed the part where the guy you're talking about said, "If you would enter into Life, keep the Commandments". Also pretty sure he would have wanted to stone the gays as well as most of the "Christians" alive today. I'm not religious, but I enjoy debating with both religious people and atheists, so I find a decent working knowledge of the source material to be invaluable.

And at several points seems to get very... less precise shall we say... about how much of the old testament you should really bring over. Now wither that's due to garbage coming in from translation errors or revisions I've no idea but... comes off as a total stoner up to and including the scatter brain behaviour often associated with being high.

And I've no problem with that.

These "people" need a new hobby, FFS.

Nick Nostril: These "people" need a new hobby, FFS.

don't worry there's still Skittles. "TASTE" the rainbow

vrax: [i45.tinypic.com image 625x160]

Yeah, no hate. I mean, your existence is wrong, but no hate.

Also, how about we draw the line at consensual relationships, shiat-for-brains!

Eesh! That list of comments reads like the minutes from "Shameless Asshole Club".



Now I want a bag of fabulous oreos...Homosexuality is a mental disorder? Da fark?

marius2: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: ariseatex: allergic to chocolate

That's the saddest thing I've seen since the episode of Futurama about Fry's dog.

I'm allergic to chocolate, milk, white flour and fruit :( (and much, much, more.)

/Does that mean I get a hug?

This being Fark, the answer is yes, and you also will receive this lovely raspberry tart, filled with vanilla custard cream in a delicate flaky crust topped with chocolate curls and drizzled with chocolate ganache.

For the FB comments/haters:

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/but do the cookies eat themselves?
//be here all week

I took the time to write Nabisco and thank them for the ad. I'm not gay myself, but I've always been a big supporter of LGBT and the ability of anyone who is LGBT to live their life the way they want.

Now I want them to make these pride quintuple stuffed Oreos just so I can buy them and tonguefark them in front of these people.

I enjoy Oreo's, I normally don't buy them as I'm try to maintain healthier diet, but I will Definetly buy a couple packs of them today.

ArkAngel: Oreos a sin? WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME??!!!

over in one

~ 1991, I was in Myrtle Beach, SC, staying at the family's condo. Stoned and hungry, but not feeling like spending tons of money at restaurants that I could better spend at clubs, I went to a Krogers to get some groceries. As I was walking down an aisle, around the corner walked a giant oreo, carrying a plate. As it approached, it offered me samples of its offsprings. ooooh, man, I hadn't had one in way over 10 or 15 years, it was so good. The giant talking oreo gave me a coupon for more of its little babies and I greedily took it up on the offer. Been eating them ever since.

/thank you, giant talking oreo, you sick fark, giving away your own kind to strangers to eat

ariseatex: I'd use this as a reason to buy Oreos, but alas, I'm allergic to chocolate. Everyone else buy another one for me.

They come in non chocolate "Golden" as well. (Sorry, its not vanilla, I really don't know what the yellow ones are.)