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2012-06-26 11:27:06 PM
itsfanart.com

hubba hubba I got an eyeful and those ain't crumbs neither
 
2012-06-26 11:27:22 PM
Thanks to the hate.. I just went out and bought a big bag of sin and I am enjoying some right now.
 
2012-06-26 11:28:06 PM
ButterMule: It seems you can't go anywhere without getting mixed up in someones political rhetoric these days.

Maybe I should just stay on 4chan. At least the hate there is humorous.


As long as it's not /b/ or /v/.
 
2012-06-26 11:28:44 PM
bel4sucks: violentsalvation: That's a whole lot of hate, and it reminds me once again why I am not active on facebook.

So dumb. You hang out here.

austin_millbarge: Dont worry, most of them live in the South, and they'll all be dead of diabetes soon.

Even farking dumber


Hey thanks. I feel better now.
 
2012-06-26 11:29:32 PM
thursdaypostal: clowncar on fire: Enlighten us here on fark- what would the middle position be? I maintain it would a respect for both your rights and your privacy (from either side of the issue)

You know, not everything needs to have a middle ground, nor do there have to be two "extremes."

And even if there is a middle, that doesn't make it the superior choice.

In this discussion, there are people who value the rights of homosexuals and those who believe they have no rights.


Exactly!

Or, to put it another way: those who can say "nothing wrong with being gay/straight, its just not my thing. I don't have to be gay to support your being gay anymore than you have to become straight to support my being straight. which is what clowncar bizarrely asserts is the "middle position".
 
2012-06-26 11:30:18 PM
theropod: I can understand where these people are coming from. I feel exactly the same way about Chick-Fil-A.

/hateful, bigoted, yummy Chick-Fil-A


The Chik-Fil-A here is owned by two lesbians. Different partners, if that was your next thought.
 
2012-06-26 11:31:48 PM
Surool: Relatively Obscure: I guess I'll have to go buy some Oreos.

Me too. It's nice to see a company who is proud to not be bigoted.

...and all of these "Christians" will go back to eating Oreo cookies after their mild hissy fit is over anyway.


Yeah, I like the dude who thinks that he is going to boycott everything Kraft...
 
2012-06-26 11:32:15 PM
ariseatex: marius2:
*mopes* I've favourited you as "No-chocolate friend :("

Duly noted. Here, have some carob.

[cdn.hometheaterforum.com image 317x264]


Many thanks!
 
2012-06-26 11:33:28 PM
Diogenes: Love the comments.

I know these people are jerks, but it really bums me out sometimes when I consider all the horrible things people think about me and other gays.


Well, maybe if you were not such a cynic people would think better of you.
 
2012-06-26 11:33:49 PM
Great Janitor: TFA pretty much justifies my position.

No, it doesn't. Because that's not a particularly accurate viewpoint for all Christians.
Not all Christians hate gays or will boycott Oreos due to them being gay-friendly.
Many are very LGBT-friendly. It doesn't make them any less Christian.

I'm sorry that what happened to you happened to you. But it's not God's fault. Don't hate God because of it. And you were rude to the priest. Granted, you might have been in a f*ckload of pain or on meds or whatever. But you were still a dick to a guy that was trying to do what he thought was the right thing.

You could have politely said that you didn't believe and left it at that.
I hope you find peace, forgiveness, and love in your heart, man. Even if you don't believe in God, you can still believe in those other things.
 
2012-06-26 11:34:15 PM
bugmn99:

A-farking-mazing!
 
2012-06-26 11:34:30 PM
UNC_Samurai: theropod: I can understand where these people are coming from. I feel exactly the same way about Chick-Fil-A.

/hateful, bigoted, yummy Chick-Fil-A

The Chik-Fil-A here is owned by two lesbians. Different partners, if that was your next thought.


How do they deal with the cognitive dissonance that a portion of their profits will go toward funding anti-gay ministries?

Dang, Chick-Fil-A sounds damnably good right now. Followed by a bag of Oreos.

/I sound fat
 
2012-06-26 11:36:49 PM
BroVinny: [www.hellaphone.com image 640x640]

Milk's Favorite Cookie.

/hope this isn't too much



Oh great, thanks. Now I want titties dipped in milk.
 
2012-06-26 11:36:54 PM
The mint Oreos are the best!
 
2012-06-26 11:37:10 PM
eddiesocket: clowncar on fire: eddiesocket: clowncar on fire: eddiesocket: clowncar on fire: In the middle you'll find those who can say "nothing wrong with being gay/straight, its just not my thing. I don't have to be gay to support your being gay anymore than you have to become straight to support my being straight.

That's not the "middle" position. That's the opposite position that the religious right takes. No one holds the position that being straight is wrong, There's only the socially conservative (gays are bad) position and the socially liberal (no they're not) position.

Enlighten us here on fark- what would the middle position be? I maintain it would a respect for both your rights and your privacy (from either side of the issue)

Incorrect. That's the liberal position. There is no middle position on this issue.

As you seem to be resolute in moving the goal posts about, this argument appears to have resulted in a stalemate of positions. Therefore, in a most unsportsmanlike manner, I shall defer to that ultimate nullifier by crying "whatever."-- and move on.

At what point did I "move the goalposts?" You seem to believe, oddly, that "both sides are bad" and that the middle position is one of tolerance and respect. But you're wrong. That's the liberal position, flat-out. No gay or liberal person is saying it's wrong to be straight or that straight people shouldn't get married or serve in the military or be imprisoned.


And there is where you go moving them around. I never said "both sides are good/bad". The morality of either side is not at question. There are those that believe sex is evil no matter who is participating. Oddly enough, you believe- or at least apply-- qualities like respect and tolerance as definers of liberal policy and by default implying that conservatives are devoid of these qualities. Sorry to burst your bubble but the liberals are no better or worse than the conservatives- only an differing views and approaches to a similar issue. Maybe the correct center would be "sex: morally right or wrong". That's where "I'll respect your rights and privacy" comes in: I don't really care about the issues rightness of wrongness here, but rather to just be able to look at the issue and declare as neutrally as possible: "whatever".
 
2012-06-26 11:37:18 PM
Hating on Oreo for supporting gay rights is stupid. The hate should be for the fact that the didn't want to be inclusive and keep the white in there as well to show that gays can coexist with non-gays. They don't need to be segregated into their own cookie.
 
2012-06-26 11:37:21 PM
Article totally reminded me that I forgot to buy Oreos earlier while shopping.

Dag. Mmm, Oreos and milk..If sex were a flavor...
 
2012-06-26 11:37:54 PM
NutWrench: The mint Oreos are the best!

The ones covered in chocolate? Cause yeah, those are pretty awesome.
 
2012-06-26 11:38:29 PM
Boycotters, please send me your unwanted Oreos that yet sit upon your shelf. I will see to their destruction at once.
 
2012-06-26 11:39:17 PM
Eshkar: Phoenix87ta: theropod: I can understand where these people are coming from. I feel exactly the same way about Chick-Fil-A.

/hateful, bigoted, yummy Chick-Fil-A

On a side note, I know Chick-Fil-A has that whole Jesus-y thing going on, but I'm not yet aware of anything particularly reprehensible they've done. Maybe it comes from living in an area that doesn't HAVE Chick-Fil-A. Are they that bad?

Yeah they are donating to "Ex-gay" "ministries" that do "repairative" therapy on homosexuals; which has been deemed damaging and wrong by the AMA, American Psychological Association, and American Psychiatric Association. Those same groups they are supporting were also supporting efforts in some African nation to make being gay punishable by mandatory death penalty.


Well...fark. Guess I'm not spending money there anymore.
 
2012-06-26 11:40:12 PM
BroVinny: Boycotters, please send me your unwanted Oreos that yet sit upon your shelf. I will see to their destruction at once.

Heh.
 
2012-06-26 11:40:13 PM
BroVinny: Boycotters, please send me your unwanted Oreos that yet sit upon your shelf. I will see to their destruction at once.

Amen. Their fate shall be a fate worse than death...Eternity spent in mine ass.
 
2012-06-26 11:40:39 PM
Rainbow Oreo cookie is a complete and total FAIL!
But only if they do not actually make this cookie.
 
2012-06-26 11:41:47 PM
BroVinny: [www.hellaphone.com image 640x640]

Milk's Favorite Cookie.

/hope this isn't too much


That was quite unexpected. Pleasantly.

/want oreos! with milk!
 
2012-06-26 11:42:10 PM
Kittypie070: [itsfanart.com image 500x375]

hubba hubba I got an eyeful and those ain't crumbs neither


LoL : ) At least I'll pretend I know what you're talking about.

/Although, I really do, well think I do...
//Do I?
 
2012-06-26 11:42:39 PM
Sid_6.7: I like how the guy making the Oreo rainbow PS didn't even bother to try and conceal that every layer was a clone.

"I'm getting paid how much to do this? F*ck it!"


Quite appropriate, actually. Gay people cannot reproduce so the only way they can make new gay people is to make clones.

:-D
 
2012-06-26 11:43:48 PM
Jument: BroVinny: [www.hellaphone.com image 640x640]

Milk's Favorite Cookie.

/hope this isn't too much

That was quite unexpected. Pleasantly.

/want oreos! with milk!


And quite difficult to find. Turns out there just aren't that many pics of slender, attractive women enjoying Oreo cookies.
 
2012-06-26 11:44:38 PM
Jon iz teh kewl: Gigantos: Give me a sextuple stuff oreo! I don't care what color it is!

[foodbeast.com image 600x415]


Ain't gonna lie, that picture turned me on a little bit.
 
2012-06-26 11:46:14 PM
Looks nice, but probably tastes like penis.

i.imgur.com

Will be praying it away.
 
2012-06-26 11:48:05 PM
clowncar on fire: eddiesocket: clowncar on fire: eddiesocket: clowncar on fire: eddiesocket: clowncar on fire: In the middle you'll find those who can say "nothing wrong with being gay/straight, its just not my thing. I don't have to be gay to support your being gay anymore than you have to become straight to support my being straight.

That's not the "middle" position. That's the opposite position that the religious right takes. No one holds the position that being straight is wrong, There's only the socially conservative (gays are bad) position and the socially liberal (no they're not) position.

Enlighten us here on fark- what would the middle position be? I maintain it would a respect for both your rights and your privacy (from either side of the issue)

Incorrect. That's the liberal position. There is no middle position on this issue.

As you seem to be resolute in moving the goal posts about, this argument appears to have resulted in a stalemate of positions. Therefore, in a most unsportsmanlike manner, I shall defer to that ultimate nullifier by crying "whatever."-- and move on.

At what point did I "move the goalposts?" You seem to believe, oddly, that "both sides are bad" and that the middle position is one of tolerance and respect. But you're wrong. That's the liberal position, flat-out. No gay or liberal person is saying it's wrong to be straight or that straight people shouldn't get married or serve in the military or be imprisoned.

And there is where you go moving them around. I never said "both sides are good/bad". The morality of either side is not at question. There are those that believe sex is evil no matter who is participating. Oddly enough, you believe- or at least apply-- qualities like respect and tolerance as definers of liberal policy and by default implying that conservatives are devoid of these qualities. Sorry to burst your bubble but the liberals are no better or worse than the conservatives- only an differing views and approaches to a similar is ...


Talk about moving the goalposts. In the previous page, you said the middle position is this: "nothing wrong with being gay/straight, its just not my thing. I don't have to be gay to support your being gay anymore than you have to become straight to support my being straight", which is the liberal position.
Now you appear to be saying the middle position is one of totally apathy or "whatever".
 
2012-06-26 11:48:16 PM
shivashakti: Great Janitor: TFA pretty much justifies my position.

No, it doesn't. Because that's not a particularly accurate viewpoint for all Christians.
Not all Christians hate gays or will boycott Oreos due to them being gay-friendly.
Many are very LGBT-friendly. It doesn't make them any less Christian.

I'm sorry that what happened to you happened to you. But it's not God's fault. Don't hate God because of it. And you were rude to the priest. Granted, you might have been in a f*ckload of pain or on meds or whatever. But you were still a dick to a guy that was trying to do what he thought was the right thing.

You could have politely said that you didn't believe and left it at that.
I hope you find peace, forgiveness, and love in your heart, man. Even if you don't believe in God, you can still believe in those other things.


If God really cared about either side, he'd have done something about it long ago. And maybe he'd do something about the starving children and cancer sufferers as well.

No, God doesn't have anything to do with this because he doesn't exist. Man created God in his image. We praise him when things go right and blame everything else when things go wrong. It's funny how, in their minds, God created everything except evil, and man created evil. So man has the same powers as God? Is God powerless to stop evil, which means man is stronger than God? Some all-powerful and all-caring being.

The truth is, there are people who are worthless, reprehensible, disgusting assholes. And right now most of them seem to be Christians, getting their jollies from trying to oppress and demonize everyone they can. They might not be the majority, but they certainly sound and act like it, and the supposed "real" Christians aren't doing shiat to stop them, which makes them just as culpable. When you finally do something about the evil people in your group, we'll stop thinking that all of you are like them.

And if God would really subject someone to eternal torture and unspeakable pain for all eternity because they loved someone who happened to be the same gender, then God is an evil, vile being that should be destroyed, not worshiped.
 
2012-06-26 11:48:51 PM
What product(s) would Jesus boycott? Good for Kraft!

Also, for reference:
angryflower.com
Oreos. Not "Oreo's." Damn it, people...
 
2012-06-26 11:48:57 PM
clowncar on fire: eddiesocket: clowncar on fire: eddiesocket: clowncar on fire: eddiesocket: clowncar on fire: In the middle you'll find those who can say "nothing wrong with being gay/straight, its just not my thing. I don't have to be gay to support your being gay anymore than you have to become straight to support my being straight.


There comes a point when you can't simply do nothing, and i would suggest that nobody cares what you support morally speaking, the question is not about morals, it is about equal rights under the law. Can you in good conscience say that it is none of your business that a person is not legally allowed to do something simply because they are different than you?

Part of the point of this country is that we are supposed to guarantee that all men are created equal, and the point of the government is to secure our individual rights of Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. For government to define and regulate marriage, or any other activity to a group of people simply based on a religious disagreement is not only silly, it goes against the very nature of our form of government.

The other point of our government, self rule, assumes that we the general populace participate in intelligent conversations about these things and come to a resolution that protects the individual rights, but also doesn't step on the rights of others.

If somebody believes that two members of the same sex getting married is a sin against God, then that is fine, but in no way shape or form does that have any bearing on the law, and the people should have the balls to say that.
 
2012-06-26 11:49:57 PM
Praise Cheesus: It's farking delicious. I don't always have a Guinness but when I do, I have an Oreo or two with it. The heavy stout flavors mate well with the cocoa in the cookie and the filling lightens the flavors.

I have plenty of Guinness on hand, but no oreos to try it with. I will have to get some to try it out.
 
2012-06-26 11:51:12 PM
Religious people ... feel the hate flow though you. Embrace it!!

pics.livejournal.com

/The hate that flows off old religious people creates more atheists than any post I can make!
//Keep it up you evil old bastards!!
 
2012-06-26 11:53:40 PM
Shostie: Attention fundamentalist Christians banning Kraft Foods over a Facebook page status update,

You may not longer consume any of the following domestic or international brands:

A1 Steak Sauce
Africana (Romania)
Air Crisps
Ali Coffee
Alpen Gold (chocolate) (Hungary, Russia)
Arrowroot biscuits
Back to Nature
Bagel-Fuls
Baker's (chocolate)
Balance Bar
Bassetts Allsorts (sweets) (United Kingdom)
Better Cheddars
Boca Burger
Bonox
Breakstone's
BullsEye Barbecue Sauce
Cadbury plc
Café HAG
California Pizza Kitchen (grocery store items)
Calumet Baking Powder
Cameo (biscuits)
Capri Sun (juice drink)
Carte Noire
Cheesybite
Charada (Peru)
Cheese Nips
Cheez Whiz
Cheezels (Malaysia)
Chicken in a Biskit
Chips Ahoy! (cookies)
Chipsmore (Malaysia, Singapore)
Christie (Canadian division of Nabisco)
Claussen (pickles)
Clight
Club Social (crackers)
Cool Whip (non-dairy whipped cream)
CornNuts (snack food)
Coronita (Peru)
Côte d'Or
Country Time (powdered drink mix)
Cracker Barrel
Crystal Light
Daim (Sweden)
Dairylea (Europe)
Delissio (Canada)
Easy Cheese
Eden processed cheese (Philippines)
El Caserío (Spain)
Estrella (Sweden)
Field (Peru)
Fig Newton
Figaro (Chocolate) (Slovakia)
Filipinos (snack food) (Spain, Portugal)
Freia (Norway)
Fudgee-O (Canada)
General Foods International
Gevalia (Sweden)
Grape-Nuts (breakfast cereal)
Green & Blacks (chocolate) (United Kingdom)
Grey Poupon (mustard)
Handi-Snacks
Halls (medicated sweets) (United Kingdom)
Harvest Crisps
Honey Maid
Hospitals
In-A-Biskit (Australia)
Jack's Pizza
Jacobs (Europe)
Jacob's (biscuits)
Japp (Scandinavia)
Jell-O (gelatin dessert)
Jet-Puffed Marshmallows
Jiagai (China)
Kenco (United Kingdom)
Knox (gelatin)
Kong Haakon (Norway)
Kool-Aid (flavored drink mix)
Korona (Ukraine)
Kraft BBQ Sauce
Kraft Caramels
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
Kraft Dinner (Canada)
Kraft Easymac
Kraft Mayo
Kraft Bagelfuls
Kraft Peanut Butter (Canada)
Kraft Singles (pasteurized prepared cheese product)
Kraft Sandwich Spread
Kraker Bran
Lacta (Brazil, Greece)
Lefèvre-Utile
Lucky crackers (Taiwan)
Lunchables
Lyuks (potato chips) (Ukraine)
Maarud (potato chips) (Norway)
Marabou (Sweden)
Maxwell House (coffee)
Maynards Wine Gums (sweets) (United Kingdom)
Mellow Bird's Coffee (United Kingdom)
Milka (Europe)
Miracle Whip (salad dressing spread)
Miracoli (Germany)
Mostro (Peru)
Mikado (United Kingdom)
Nabisco
Nabob (coffee) (Canada)
Natural Confectionery Company ('natural' sweets) (Australia & United Kingdom)
Nilla
Non-Stop (Scandinavia)
Nutter Butter
O'boy (Scandinavia, Estonia)
O'smile (Taiwan)
Onko (coffee)
Oreo (cookie)
Orchard Crisps
ORO Saiwa
Oscar Mayer
Grated Parmesan cheese
Pacific crackers (China)
Philadelphia cream cheese
Pigrolac
Planters
Poiana (Romania)
Polly-O (cheese)
Premium (a Nabisco brand of saltine crackers)
Pretzels
P'tit Québec
Prince Polo
Pure Kraft Salad Dressings
Ritz
Ritz Metro
Royal baking powder
Saiwa (Italian Division of Nabisco)
Seven Seas (salad dressings)
Saimaza (Spain)
Sanka (decaffeinated coffee)
Shake 'n Bake
Simmenthal (canned meat)
Snackabouts
SnackWells
South Beach Living
Starbucks (grocery store items)
Stove Top stuffing
Suchard
Svoge (Bulgaria)
Swiss Crackers
Sugar Wafers
Taco Bell (grocery store items)
Tang
Tassimo (single-serve coffee machines using pods branded as T-Discs)
Teddy Grahams
Terrabusi (Kraft Foods Argentina)
Terry's (chocolates)
Terry's Chocolate Orange
Tiger Energy Biscuits (Southeast Asian countries)
Toasted Chips
Toblerone (Kraft Foods Switzerland)
Tombstone (frozen pizza)
Triscuit (snack cracker)
Thinsations
Trakinas
Trebor (sweets) (United Kingdom)
Twist
Twisties (Malaysia)
Uguan (China)
Vegemite (Australia)
Velveeta
Wheat Thins


tl;dr

Not that I'm suprised. But damn this thread is a real sausage fest.
Guess everyone has gotten their rest from this past weekends parades.
 
2012-06-26 11:53:48 PM
Image stolen from here but I had to small it and rehost.

i643.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-26 11:53:59 PM
Keizer_Ghidorah: shivashakti: Great Janitor: TFA pretty much justifies my position.

No, it doesn't. Because that's not a particularly accurate viewpoint for all Christians.
Not all Christians hate gays or will boycott Oreos due to them being gay-friendly.
Many are very LGBT-friendly. It doesn't make them any less Christian.

I'm sorry that what happened to you happened to you. But it's not God's fault. Don't hate God because of it. And you were rude to the priest. Granted, you might have been in a f*ckload of pain or on meds or whatever. But you were still a dick to a guy that was trying to do what he thought was the right thing.

You could have politely said that you didn't believe and left it at that.
I hope you find peace, forgiveness, and love in your heart, man. Even if you don't believe in God, you can still believe in those other things.

If God really cared about either side, he'd have done something about it long ago. And maybe he'd do something about the starving children and cancer sufferers as well.

No, God doesn't have anything to do with this because he doesn't exist. Man created God in his image. We praise him when things go right and blame everything else when things go wrong. It's funny how, in their minds, God created everything except evil, and man created evil. So man has the same powers as God? Is God powerless to stop evil, which means man is stronger than God? Some all-powerful and all-caring being.

The truth is, there are people who are worthless, reprehensible, disgusting assholes. And right now most of them seem to be Christians, getting their jollies from trying to oppress and demonize everyone they can. They might not be the majority, but they certainly sound and act like it, and the supposed "real" Christians aren't doing shiat to stop them, which makes them just as culpable. When you finally do something about the evil people in your group, we'll stop thinking that all of you are like them.

And if God would really subject someone to eternal torture ...


Gods existence doesn't matter on this subject, what matters is that people see that the government is not intended to enact laws based on religious scripture, God may exist, God may not. But the point of our government was to ensure that all were treated equally in the eyes of the law.
 
2012-06-26 11:54:51 PM
bel4sucks: violentsalvation: That's a whole lot of hate, and it reminds me once again why I am not active on facebook.

So dumb. You hang out here.



Thanks for whatever the f*ck that is supposed to mean.
 
2012-06-26 11:56:54 PM
Reading those comments made me sad. I fail to understand how people can call themselves Christians and be filled with so much hate. These people are the Scribes and Pharisees that Jesus ridiculed and called wolves in sheep's clothing. He preferred to spend His time with the underclass - the hookers, bartenders and poor. The posters would stone Him for that while telling everyone how pious they are.

And some of those lard asses look like they need to lay off ALL brands of cookies until they drop a few hundred pounds.
 
2012-06-26 11:58:07 PM
Diogenes: Love the comments.

I know these people are jerks, but it really bums me out sometimes when I consider all the horrible things people think about me and other gays.


I always like to think that my love of my gays cancels out the ignorance-based of at least one and a half asstards.

My best friend was gay, and passed away 10 years ago. It makes me very sad when I think of all of the people who missed out on knowing that amazing man, simply because he loved other doods.

But then...I realize how lucky that I am that not only he, but countless other gays and lesbians who I am honored to call my friends have touched my life, and I am truly a lucky woman to call these wonderful people my friends.

If anyone is going to base their acceptance of you on something that trivial to their own existence, thank God you don't have to waste a stamp on them in December.
 
2012-06-26 11:58:40 PM
violentsalvation: Thanks for whatever the f*ck that is supposed to mean.

It's obvious! Drew secretly sold Fark to Mark Zuckerberg, so being here = being on Facebook.
 
2012-06-27 12:01:29 AM
Paris1127: What product(s) would Jesus boycott? Good for Kraft!

Also, for reference:
[angryflower.com image 600x331]
Oreos. Not "Oreo's." Damn it, people...


Sorry, it's the booze typing tonight : )
 
2012-06-27 12:02:19 AM
Quasar: Diogenes: Love the comments.

I know these people are jerks, but it really bums me out sometimes when I consider all the horrible things people think about me and other gays.

I'd dunk y'all in milk any day.


I'm a gay-lovin' right leaning libertarian, and even I got a kick out of some of the nonsense..."Gays should be illegal and put in jail".....right.
 
2012-06-27 12:02:29 AM
ariseatex: I'd use this as a reason to buy Oreos, but alas, I'm allergic to chocolate. Everyone else buy another one for me.

Buy some and donate them to your local food bank, or sell cookies and milk to raise money for AIDS research
 
2012-06-27 12:03:35 AM
It's obvious now...diabetes is caused by gay cookies. How could I have been so blind!
 
2012-06-27 12:04:07 AM
Creoena: Image stolen from here but I had to small it and rehost.

[i643.photobucket.com image 347x958]


Woah. That was quick.
 
2012-06-27 12:06:05 AM
BeatrixK: Diogenes: Love the comments.

I know these people are jerks, but it really bums me out sometimes when I consider all the horrible things people think about me and other gays.

I always like to think that my love of my gays cancels out the ignorance-based of at least one and a half asstards.

My best friend was gay, and passed away 10 years ago. It makes me very sad when I think of all of the people who missed out on knowing that amazing man, simply because he loved other doods.

But then...I realize how lucky that I am that not only he, but countless other gays and lesbians who I am honored to call my friends have touched my life, and I am truly a lucky woman to call these wonderful people my friends.

If anyone is going to base their acceptance of you on something that trivial to their own existence, thank God you don't have to waste a stamp on them in December.


Your comment here made me remember a story my mom told me of her early days as a nurse. We lived in a small midwest town and she was working as a nurse at a local hospital. Time frame was mid-80's. I guess a young gay man had been diagnosed with AIDS and had been living out in CA. He had come back home to make peace with his parents before he died, and they didn't want anything to do with him. She said it was her and one other nurse holding his hand as he died. She told me she didn't even make it halfway home before she had to pull over and bawl. She said it was the worst Christmas she had ever worked.
/Sorry to bum you out.
//I love Oreos.
 
2012-06-27 12:12:18 AM
king_nacho: Gods existence doesn't matter on this subject, what matters is that people see that the government is not intended to enact laws based on religious scripture, God may exist, God may not. But the point of our government was to ensure that all were treated equally in the eyes of the law.

Which will never happen as long as the religious are here trying to force their backwards, hateful bile on the rest of the country.

Answer me this, "Christians": when did you decide that doing the opposite of what your God and Jesus said to do was what they wanted? When did evil become the new good?
 
2012-06-27 12:13:43 AM
Creoena: Image stolen from here but I had to small it and rehost.

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Man, why did they black out her name? I so want to go and mock her!
 
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