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2012-06-26 05:11:01 PM
Oreos a sin? WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME??!!!
 
2012-06-26 05:27:10 PM
Love the comments.

I know these people are jerks, but it really bums me out sometimes when I consider all the horrible things people think about me and other gays.
 
2012-06-26 05:31:45 PM
I guess I'll have to go buy some Oreos.
 
2012-06-26 05:31:48 PM

Diogenes: Love the comments.

I know these people are jerks, but it really bums me out sometimes when I consider all the horrible things people think about me and other gays.


I'd dunk y'all in milk any day.
 
2012-06-26 05:35:45 PM
Off to the store to buy Oreos.
 
2012-06-26 05:39:34 PM

FloydA: Off to the store to buy Oreos.


Perhaps we can have a dunked Oreo toast when you get out to Wisconsin this August. Beer's still on me
 
2012-06-26 05:42:05 PM

ArkAngel: FloydA: Off to the store to buy Oreos.

Perhaps we can have a dunked Oreo toast when you get out to Wisconsin this August. Beer's still on me



Oreos dunked in beer? I like the way you think, 10/10 for style, but I'm not sure that flavor combo will work. ;-)
 
2012-06-26 05:42:05 PM
Checked the FB page:

Ian Archdale some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles
2 minutes ago · Like


Lol'd.
 
2012-06-26 05:42:07 PM
I'm already planning to go to the store today to pick up some thick, meaty, hot Italian sausage that I'll be eagerly wrapping my lips around, so might as well pick up a few containers of Oreos while I'm there.
 
2012-06-26 05:45:12 PM

Relatively Obscure: Checked the FB page:

Ian Archdale some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles
2 minutes ago · Like

Lol'd.


ROFL
 
2012-06-26 05:45:44 PM

FloydA: ArkAngel: FloydA: Off to the store to buy Oreos.

Perhaps we can have a dunked Oreo toast when you get out to Wisconsin this August. Beer's still on me


Oreos dunked in beer? I like the way you think, 10/10 for style, but I'm not sure that flavor combo will work. ;-)


I actually meant in milk, but perhaps Bailey's instead?
 
2012-06-26 05:50:10 PM

Diogenes: Love the comments.

I know these people are jerks, but it really bums me out sometimes when I consider all the horrible things people think about me and other gays.


STOP SPOOGING ON MY OREOS THEN!
 
2012-06-26 05:53:29 PM

ArkAngel: FloydA: ArkAngel: FloydA: Off to the store to buy Oreos.

Perhaps we can have a dunked Oreo toast when you get out to Wisconsin this August. Beer's still on me


Oreos dunked in beer? I like the way you think, 10/10 for style, but I'm not sure that flavor combo will work. ;-)

I actually meant in milk, but perhaps Bailey's instead?


That might actually work. A bit heavy for my tastes though.

(Some wonky stuff is happening, and I might not get a chance to make the trip this summer. I'm trying, but right now, it's not up to me- it's up to when the paperwork arrives. I promise to email you as soon as I know.)
 
2012-06-26 05:59:18 PM
memecrunch.com
Just wait until they hear it's origin.
 
2012-06-26 06:12:32 PM

farkingismybusiness: [memecrunch.com image 496x323]
Just wait until they hear it's origin.


Richard Jefferson has the weirdest boner right now.
 
2012-06-26 06:13:16 PM

FloydA: ArkAngel: FloydA: Off to the store to buy Oreos.

Perhaps we can have a dunked Oreo toast when you get out to Wisconsin this August. Beer's still on me


Oreos dunked in beer? I like the way you think, 10/10 for style, but I'm not sure that flavor combo will work. ;-)


I might have to try this. Part of me thinks an oreo in guinness might be halfway good.
 
2012-06-26 06:46:33 PM
They started boycotting General Mills last week, at this rate they are going to run out of processed foods they can buy by the end of the year.
 
2012-06-26 07:03:17 PM

Tarkus: They started boycotting General Mills last week, at this rate they are going to run out of processed foods they can buy by the end of the year.


Believe me, these dolts will give up Jesus before they completely give up their processed food.
 
2012-06-26 07:17:26 PM
If the Hydrox marketing team is on their toes they'll start making cookies with an image of smiling Jesus cockpunching Paul Lynde
 
2012-06-26 07:22:10 PM
That's a whole lot of hate, and it reminds me once again why I am not active on facebook.
 
2012-06-26 07:27:03 PM

FloydA: ArkAngel: FloydA: Off to the store to buy Oreos.

Perhaps we can have a dunked Oreo toast when you get out to Wisconsin this August. Beer's still on me


Oreos dunked in beer? I like the way you think, 10/10 for style, but I'm not sure that flavor combo will work. ;-)


A nice chocolate stout and it just might be good, wouldn't want to dunk too many though the rest of the glass could get a little funky, 1 dunk - 1 glass
 
2012-06-26 07:35:26 PM
As per the Green Giant hoopla - for every windowlicker who posts threats to boycott Oreos, one or more normal people will buy them out of pure spite. You idiots don't seem to realize that your publicity works both ways.

When I only have a choice between Lowe's and Home Depot (usually right next to each other), I choose Home Depot because they told the American Family Association to fark off. And l'll buy Green Giant veggies and General Mills products later this week. If my extra 50 cents over the store brand of broccoli helps offset one asshole, well that's a pretty good investment.
 
2012-06-26 07:41:29 PM
From the Oreo facebook page:

"Oreo sparked a frenzied debate by supporting gay pride on Facebook with this picture. The caption said "Proudly support love!" The response among Oreo's 26.9 million fans has been fiercely divided, with many commenting that they planned to stop purchasing Oreos. Those people are dopes. And quitters. We say kudos to Oreos for taking a stand. And yes, we approve of their message. Do you approve of their message?"
 
2012-06-26 08:10:40 PM
Of course the best part of the massive amounts Stuf
 
2012-06-26 08:18:19 PM

SilentStrider: FloydA: ArkAngel: FloydA: Off to the store to buy Oreos.

Perhaps we can have a dunked Oreo toast when you get out to Wisconsin this August. Beer's still on me


Oreos dunked in beer? I like the way you think, 10/10 for style, but I'm not sure that flavor combo will work. ;-)

I might have to try this. Part of me thinks an oreo in guinness might be halfway good.


I was thinking a cream stout, but yes Guinness would be good too.
 
2012-06-26 08:24:21 PM
Attention fundamentalist Christians banning Kraft Foods over a Facebook page status update,

You may not longer consume any of the following domestic or international brands:

A1 Steak Sauce
Africana (Romania)
Air Crisps
Ali Coffee
Alpen Gold (chocolate) (Hungary, Russia)
Arrowroot biscuits
Back to Nature
Bagel-Fuls
Baker's (chocolate)
Balance Bar
Bassetts Allsorts (sweets) (United Kingdom)
Better Cheddars
Boca Burger
Bonox
Breakstone's
BullsEye Barbecue Sauce
Cadbury plc
Café HAG
California Pizza Kitchen (grocery store items)
Calumet Baking Powder
Cameo (biscuits)
Capri Sun (juice drink)
Carte Noire
Cheesybite
Charada (Peru)
Cheese Nips
Cheez Whiz
Cheezels (Malaysia)
Chicken in a Biskit
Chips Ahoy! (cookies)
Chipsmore (Malaysia, Singapore)
Christie (Canadian division of Nabisco)
Claussen (pickles)
Clight
Club Social (crackers)
Cool Whip (non-dairy whipped cream)
CornNuts (snack food)
Coronita (Peru)
Côte d'Or
Country Time (powdered drink mix)
Cracker Barrel
Crystal Light
Daim (Sweden)
Dairylea (Europe)
Delissio (Canada)
Easy Cheese
Eden processed cheese (Philippines)
El Caserío (Spain)
Estrella (Sweden)
Field (Peru)
Fig Newton
Figaro (Chocolate) (Slovakia)
Filipinos (snack food) (Spain, Portugal)
Freia (Norway)
Fudgee-O (Canada)
General Foods International
Gevalia (Sweden)
Grape-Nuts (breakfast cereal)
Green & Blacks (chocolate) (United Kingdom)
Grey Poupon (mustard)
Handi-Snacks
Halls (medicated sweets) (United Kingdom)
Harvest Crisps
Honey Maid
Hospitals
In-A-Biskit (Australia)
Jack's Pizza
Jacobs (Europe)
Jacob's (biscuits)
Japp (Scandinavia)
Jell-O (gelatin dessert)
Jet-Puffed Marshmallows
Jiagai (China)
Kenco (United Kingdom)
Knox (gelatin)
Kong Haakon (Norway)
Kool-Aid (flavored drink mix)
Korona (Ukraine)
Kraft BBQ Sauce
Kraft Caramels
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
Kraft Dinner (Canada)
Kraft Easymac
Kraft Mayo
Kraft Bagelfuls
Kraft Peanut Butter (Canada)
Kraft Singles (pasteurized prepared cheese product)
Kraft Sandwich Spread
Kraker Bran
Lacta (Brazil, Greece)
Lefèvre-Utile
Lucky crackers (Taiwan)
Lunchables
Lyuks (potato chips) (Ukraine)
Maarud (potato chips) (Norway)
Marabou (Sweden)
Maxwell House (coffee)
Maynards Wine Gums (sweets) (United Kingdom)
Mellow Bird's Coffee (United Kingdom)
Milka (Europe)
Miracle Whip (salad dressing spread)
Miracoli (Germany)
Mostro (Peru)
Mikado (United Kingdom)
Nabisco
Nabob (coffee) (Canada)
Natural Confectionery Company ('natural' sweets) (Australia & United Kingdom)
Nilla
Non-Stop (Scandinavia)
Nutter Butter
O'boy (Scandinavia, Estonia)
O'smile (Taiwan)
Onko (coffee)
Oreo (cookie)
Orchard Crisps
ORO Saiwa
Oscar Mayer
Grated Parmesan cheese
Pacific crackers (China)
Philadelphia cream cheese
Pigrolac
Planters
Poiana (Romania)
Polly-O (cheese)
Premium (a Nabisco brand of saltine crackers)
Pretzels
P'tit Québec
Prince Polo
Pure Kraft Salad Dressings
Ritz
Ritz Metro
Royal baking powder
Saiwa (Italian Division of Nabisco)
Seven Seas (salad dressings)
Saimaza (Spain)
Sanka (decaffeinated coffee)
Shake 'n Bake
Simmenthal (canned meat)
Snackabouts
SnackWells
South Beach Living
Starbucks (grocery store items)
Stove Top stuffing
Suchard
Svoge (Bulgaria)
Swiss Crackers
Sugar Wafers
Taco Bell (grocery store items)
Tang
Tassimo (single-serve coffee machines using pods branded as T-Discs)
Teddy Grahams
Terrabusi (Kraft Foods Argentina)
Terry's (chocolates)
Terry's Chocolate Orange
Tiger Energy Biscuits (Southeast Asian countries)
Toasted Chips
Toblerone (Kraft Foods Switzerland)
Tombstone (frozen pizza)
Triscuit (snack cracker)
Thinsations
Trakinas
Trebor (sweets) (United Kingdom)
Twist
Twisties (Malaysia)
Uguan (China)
Vegemite (Australia)
Velveeta
Wheat Thins
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-06-26 08:26:07 PM
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Stolen from George Takei's FB page.
 
2012-06-26 08:49:11 PM
I like how the guy making the Oreo rainbow PS didn't even bother to try and conceal that every layer was a clone.

"I'm getting paid how much to do this? F*ck it!"
 
2012-06-26 08:50:13 PM
I'm going to J.C. Penney's this week to purchase a bunch of stuff while snacking on Oreos and Cheez Nips.
 
2012-06-26 08:52:04 PM
Oreos are also vegan too. And they are popular in China. And the name is a French and Greek derivative. And the cookie was developed by a scientist!

Oh and Nabisco sponsors Nascar.

/Sadly, I actually know people who's blood would boil over these facts. Which is why I compiled them into one place.
 
2012-06-26 08:53:50 PM
sick of the group hate. Really brings what little faith in humanity I have left down even lower..
 
2012-06-26 08:57:14 PM

MBK: Stolen from George Takei's FB page.


"Like"ing his fan page on Facebook is probably one of the smartest things I've ever done on Facebook. His posts really make a news feed better. :)

/also off to buy some Oreos
//sweet delicious sin :D
 
2012-06-26 08:57:56 PM

Diogenes: Love the comments.

I know these people are jerks, but it really bums me out sometimes when I consider all the horrible things people think about me and other gays.


Wow... Did your comment ever hit my "mom" nerve and wrench my heart. How anyone can hate like these people do is beyond me. Their hatred makes me sad for them, but the anguish experienced by the innocent recipients of that hatred, THAT makes me want to go Mama Bear on their asses.
 
2012-06-26 09:02:35 PM
Note to self: buy Oreo cookies and leave them in the break room at work with a "FREE" sign.
 
2012-06-26 09:06:53 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

What the fark does that even mean?
 
2012-06-26 09:11:56 PM
made with colours that don't exist? might as well throw a fish on there and say fish is not real.
 
2012-06-26 09:14:11 PM
You know, it's really their fault for defining all of the things I love as "sin".
 
2012-06-26 09:14:16 PM
junk food is gay??

what are you telling me it's not normal to eat high fructose corn syrup?
 
2012-06-26 09:14:54 PM
I'd use this as a reason to buy Oreos, but alas, I'm allergic to chocolate. Everyone else buy another one for me.
 
2012-06-26 09:15:28 PM

Tarkus: They started boycotting General Mills last week, at this rate they are going to run out of processed foods they can buy by the end of the year.


If I thought it would make those people skinnier, I'd be lobbying to have anything that came in a package made of freaking rainbows.
 
2012-06-26 09:15:39 PM
I am will be boycotting all rainbow colored Oreos from my house right now.
 
2012-06-26 09:15:40 PM

Mugato: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 519x59]

What the fark does that even mean?


That's the lethargic rage of an Oreo extremist.
 
2012-06-26 09:15:52 PM

ariseatex: I'd use this as a reason to buy Oreos, but alas, I'm allergic to chocolate. Everyone else buy another one for me.


You, too, can help:

www.myfavoriteblank.com
 
2012-06-26 09:16:06 PM

Shostie: Attention fundamentalist Christians banning Kraft Foods over a Facebook page status update,

You may not longer consume any of the following domestic or international brands:

...Tang...


I don't think Christian fundamentalists are getting a lot of Tang.
 
2012-06-26 09:16:27 PM
Can Oreo go ahead and make some rainbow cream Oreos? I'd totally buy them, because they look farking delicious.
 
2012-06-26 09:16:35 PM

Shostie: ariseatex: I'd use this as a reason to buy Oreos, but alas, I'm allergic to chocolate. Everyone else buy another one for me.

You, too, can help:

[www.myfavoriteblank.com image 640x428]


Oh sweet manna from heaven...
 
2012-06-26 09:17:27 PM
This is sad. I would like to think those comments aren't real. But I know better.

I love Oreos - especially the double stuff oreos. I wonder what that says about me? I try to stay away from them because they're so unhealthy, but this will make me buy them a little more often.

I'd love to see a "God Hates Oreos" sign from the Westboro Baptist nutjobs.
 
2012-06-26 09:17:28 PM

ArkAngel: Oreos a sin? WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME??!!!


Oreo, Oreo, lama sabachthani?

Also, every single one of those moronic assholes in the comments section can go felch themselves. I try not to be hateful, but they make it too exhausting to do otherwise.
 
2012-06-26 09:17:33 PM
Don't know what's sadder, the comments or the fact that the Rainbow Oreo doesn't exist.

TASTE THE RAINBOW!
 
2012-06-26 09:17:36 PM
Do gay people even care this much about being gay?
 
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