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(Deadspin)   Review of Seth McFarlane's 'Ted' describes it as a "masturbating fart of a comedy"   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale, farts, Bad Santa, Mark Wahlberg, Flash Gordon, Seth Rogen, Mila Kunis  
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8902 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 26 Jun 2012 at 9:13 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-26 09:34:07 PM  
5 votes:
I found that review shallow and pedantic.
2012-06-26 09:41:40 PM  
3 votes:
But does it insist upon itself?
2012-06-27 01:45:53 PM  
2 votes:

jobskee: What is the sound of one fart masturbating?

It's similar to the sound of a balloon animal trying to escape Rosie O'Donnel's buttcrack.
2012-06-26 10:26:02 PM  
2 votes:
Should've been directed by Todd McFarlane.
2012-06-26 09:32:58 PM  
2 votes:
A Seth McFarlane movie is made up of crude offensive humor that is a bit heavily focused on bodily functions?

Wow, nothing else he has ever done has prepared me to expect something like that from a gentleman as refined and classy as him.

I am truly shocked.
2012-06-26 09:15:15 PM  
2 votes:
I enjoy Seth's humor but I don't like his face. This movie looks good to me.
2012-06-27 08:47:32 AM  
1 vote:

mongbiohazard: Holy shiat yes. Totally expected that one to be a turd and watched it with the missus just to make fun of it. That opening scene with the Rock and Samuel L Jackson had me HOOKED. That movie was a totally unexpected gem.

"We will have sex in your car! It will happen again!"

Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

Terry Hoitz
: How you gonna do that?

Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.


Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

I laughed so hard I thought I was going to die.
My Fiancee looked at me like I had lost my mind.
2012-06-27 07:23:30 AM  
1 vote:
What is the sound of one fart masturbating?
2012-06-27 01:38:45 AM  
1 vote:
Harry Potter and the Masturbating Fart
2012-06-27 12:53:21 AM  
1 vote:
Mark Wahlberg is funny. The Other Guys, which is terribly underrated and unloved in my eyes, is the perfect example. However, Seth MacFarlane is a one-trick pony when it comes to comedy. He's also way oversaturated in the market. He has too many shows already. He needs to go away for awhile and re-charge.
2012-06-27 12:27:49 AM  
1 vote:
Does Mila show her boobs?
Cuz if Mila shows her boobs, I'm totally in.

/said in Peter Griffin's voice.
2012-06-26 11:11:46 PM  
1 vote:

KrispyKritter: i think the previews with the Bear and Mark Wahlberg a/k/a Marky Mark of Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch are fun to watch. Nice to see MW in some light-hearted fare.

Boy do I have a rental for you.

/He's like a peacock, you gotta let him fly!
2012-06-26 11:08:15 PM  
1 vote:
Was there also a headline regardling mass awareness of a certain avian variety?
2012-06-26 10:33:04 PM  
1 vote:
Hello??? It's 90 minutes of mindless laughing and Mila Kunis in a towel. Whats not to like?
2012-06-26 10:23:07 PM  
1 vote:

NotaryDPO: Definitely worth a matinee ticket.

Read that as "manatee" ticket.
2012-06-26 10:02:50 PM  
1 vote:
My two cents:

1. My grandson liked it a whole lot, said it was really funny.

2. He's 12, and laughs every single time the dog farts.
2012-06-26 09:34:40 PM  
1 vote:
If that headline quote is any indication, not only do we have Marky Mark, but finally, we also have the Funky Bunch.
2012-06-26 09:20:53 PM  
1 vote:

Lost Thought 00: So, that's 2 thumbs up?

Up yer ass!
Where's da broads at?

/gimme my movie money.
2012-06-26 09:20:22 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sorry but I saw that trailer and I was cracking up the whole time. And I'm the type of girl who enjoys Wes Anderson at his most Wes Andersoniest.
2012-06-26 09:16:12 PM  
1 vote:
So, that's 2 thumbs up?
2012-06-26 08:24:25 PM  
1 vote:
In before "so just like everything else Seth MacFarlane does"
2012-06-26 07:09:09 PM  
1 vote:
I think that's what Seth McFarlane was going for.
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