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(Buzzfeed)   McDonald's 1976: Hey black people, you will really like it here because you don't have to tip, or get dressed up   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 285
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2012-06-26 11:43:42 PM  
I dated a black guy. He tipped.

/thats going to get turned into something dirty, isn't it?
 
2012-06-26 11:44:15 PM  

Gig103: And the bald head. I don't know any white guys who look good with a shaved head.


What about the Cyanide & Happiness guys?

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2012-06-26 11:55:23 PM  

Methadone Girls: I dated a black guy. He tipped.

/thats going to get turned into something dirty, isn't it?


Depends...

What was your opinion of his tipping skills?
 
2012-06-26 11:59:41 PM  
So that is what goes on in darktown after dark?
 
2012-06-27 12:02:21 AM  

borg: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 498x520]

I wonder of those Jive Turkey's drove to Micky D's in their Vega.


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2012-06-27 12:02:50 AM  

Lando Lincoln: It's true. Black people don't tip. Or at least they didn't when I was working.


You know who else didn't tip?

/oh wait ....
 
2012-06-27 12:03:47 AM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Methadone Girls: I dated a black guy. He tipped.

/thats going to get turned into something dirty, isn't it?

Depends...

What was your opinion of his tipping skills?


Something something, just the tip?
 
2012-06-27 12:05:24 AM  
I'm going to start referring to dinner as "dinnertimin'" for now on. "Can I call you back later? I'm dinnertimin' with the chilluns."
 
2012-06-27 12:05:40 AM  
ever walk down 125th street in Manhattan, bunch of overweight people with a popeye's and other crap fast food next to each other, those chain stores are there for a purpose!
 
2012-06-27 12:06:19 AM  

MBK: Say what you want about black people, but good god can they rock a mustache.


Especially their women.

/I keed
 
2012-06-27 12:06:44 AM  

Walker: WTF is "MacDonalds"?


It's "MacDoodles" - it's Scottish.

/obscure?
 
2012-06-27 12:08:22 AM  
I actually never heard that black people can't swim or hate to tip.

I knew being on Fark was educational.
 
2012-06-27 12:08:25 AM  
Tips aside, black people put white folk to shame in regards to dressing up for church. The church 2 blocks south of me is blocks and blocks full of attendees dressed to the nines every weekend. Sunday Mass seems to be a molasses speed dating event around here.
 
2012-06-27 12:08:26 AM  

Lando Lincoln: I was a busboy for a while.

It's true. Black people don't tip. Or at least they didn't when I was working.


were i waterhole, the asians tip a bit better than the Blaques
the worst are government employees
 
2012-06-27 12:08:30 AM  
Man, the 70s were the COOLEST!

Look at that hair and those clothes!
 
2012-06-27 12:09:14 AM  
Oh chicken strip, you so crazy.
 
2012-06-27 12:09:34 AM  

a4dzac: Tips aside, black people put white folk to shame in regards to dressing up for church. The church 2 blocks south of me is blocks and blocks full of attendees dressed to the nines every weekend. Sunday Mass seems to be a molasses speed dating event around here.


because they only hafta tip 10%
 
2012-06-27 12:09:58 AM  
Black people were so much cooler back in the 70's before "convict chic'" became all the rage...

1.bp.blogspot.com

greenobles.com
 
2012-06-27 12:10:01 AM  
But Black Dynamite! I sell hamburgers in the community!
 
2012-06-27 12:10:14 AM  

a4dzac: Tips aside, black people put white folk to shame in regards to dressing up for church. The church 2 blocks south of me is blocks and blocks full of attendees dressed to the nines every weekend. Sunday Mass seems to be a molasses speed dating event around here.


They can afford to dress nice because they don't tip at breakfast afterwards.
 
2012-06-27 12:10:16 AM  
I didn't even know they HAD McDonalds in Canada.
 
2012-06-27 12:10:28 AM  

sithon: Is that a meme? That black people don't tip?


Not a meme, apparently it's a fact.
 
2012-06-27 12:10:57 AM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Methadone Girls: I dated a black guy. He tipped.

/thats going to get turned into something dirty, isn't it?

Depends...

What was your opinion of his tipping skills?


I never had any complaints.
 
2012-06-27 12:11:15 AM  

natmar_76: Man, the 70s were the COOLEST!

Look at that hair and those clothes!


and that dress, how awful!
 
2012-06-27 12:11:17 AM  
farm4.staticflickr.com

Look at the size of that burger! It's like 3 of their current patties put together. That almost looks how a burger is supposed to look.
 
2012-06-27 12:11:34 AM  

a4dzac: Tips aside, black people put white folk to shame in regards to dressing up for church. The church 2 blocks south of me is blocks and blocks full of attendees dressed to the nines every weekend. Sunday Mass seems to be a molasses speed dating event around here.


Every easter my parents go to Old Country Buffet which oddly attracts every black person in a 100 mile radius who are all dressed to the nines.

/perhaps the reason it attracts them is that there is no tipping at Old Country Buffet
 
2012-06-27 12:12:07 AM  

AbbeySomeone: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Methadone Girls: I dated a black guy. He tipped.

/thats going to get turned into something dirty, isn't it?

Depends...

What was your opinion of his tipping skills?

Something something, just the tip?


Pretty much where my lame ass was going with that.
 
2012-06-27 12:12:39 AM  

shanrick: beans don't burn on the grill.


I tried grilling beans once. They all fell between the grates. You put beans on the grill, they will burn, so don't try to tell me that there's some upscale fancy-pants rich people's grill where the beans don't burn. Cuz there isn't.
 
2012-06-27 12:13:20 AM  
First the Oreo thread and now this?? The fat girl inside of me is pissed and hungry.
 
2012-06-27 12:13:39 AM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: AbbeySomeone: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Methadone Girls: I dated a black guy. He tipped.

/thats going to get turned into something dirty, isn't it?

Depends...

What was your opinion of his tipping skills?

Something something, just the tip?

Pretty much where my lame ass was going with that.


Exactly where I thought it would end up.
 
2012-06-27 12:13:42 AM  

Precision Boobery: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 479x640]

Look at the size of that burger! It's like 3 of their current patties put together. That almost looks how a burger is supposed to look.


Nah, it's a perspective trick. He's holding it out at arm's length, so it's REALLY close to the camera lens, while his face is farther back, creating the illusion that the burger is really large. In reality, he's just a guy with tiny hands holding a normal burger, long arms, and a large head.
 
2012-06-27 12:13:51 AM  
Is it just me or does anyone else vividly remember the old McDonald's cups/fry bags from the late 70's/early 80's ?
 
2012-06-27 12:14:32 AM  
corporations pandering? the good old days.
 
2012-06-27 12:14:32 AM  

natmar_76: Man, the 70s were the COOLEST!

Look at that hair and those clothes!


www.b26354.co.nz

tvmegasite.net

popculturezoo.com

t3.gstatic.com
You're telling me!
 
2012-06-27 12:14:52 AM  

rcf1105: dahmers love zombie: farm4.staticflickr.com

My favorite part of this ad is how they're specifically advertising orange drink. Not orange juice - they know that black people want that orange drink.


It was the 70's Tang was all the rage, it got mother farkers to the moon, OJ could only run with a football
 
2012-06-27 12:14:55 AM  

jjorsett: shanrick: beans don't burn on the grill.

I tried grilling beans once. They all fell between the grates. You put beans on the grill, they will burn, so don't try to tell me that there's some upscale fancy-pants rich people's grill where the beans don't burn. Cuz there isn't.


Uh, didn't you put some tin foil down before you put the beans on? Someone don't be knowin' how to be dinnertimin'.
 
2012-06-27 12:16:00 AM  
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/Hot like the tip
//Dangerzone
 
2012-06-27 12:18:05 AM  

Walker: WTF is "MacDonalds"?


A MacDonalds restaurant. Never heard of them either but uh, apparently there over 200 of them in this state.
 
2012-06-27 12:18:11 AM  
The African-American Fast Food Experience, of course, not reaching its pinnacle until the unstoppable social commentary of rap and hip-hop was harnessed by Wendy's Grill Skills
 
2012-06-27 12:18:26 AM  

dahmers love zombie: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 451x600]

Y'know, I lived through the 70s, and I was a kid, which means that I really liked my McDonalds (even though back then, if you dared ask for a plain burger, they gave you the death-stare, and had to write your order down on a little slip of paper to give to the grill person, which slowed the line down considerably). That ad says that you can get four complete meals (burgerlike substance, fries, and drinklike substance) for under four dollars. I think I need to call bullshiat on this. Perhaps someone has a link to the full McD menu from the Seventies? I could only find some references to burger prices.


Make that three fitty and we got a deal
 
2012-06-27 12:20:01 AM  

Methadone Girls: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: AbbeySomeone: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Methadone Girls: I dated a black guy. He tipped.

/thats going to get turned into something dirty, isn't it?

Depends...

What was your opinion of his tipping skills?

Something something, just the tip?

Pretty much where my lame ass was going with that.

Exactly where I thought it would end up.


Glad I lived up to your expectations. Wanna go to McDonalds and split some nuggets?
 
2012-06-27 12:20:57 AM  
louie: she says black people don't tip.

waitress: are you nuts? nubians don't tip. everyone knows that. have you ever waited tables before?

louie: no.

waitress: then shut up, asshole.
 
2012-06-27 12:23:30 AM  
This thread made me lol because of my racism.
 
2012-06-27 12:23:50 AM  

etherknot: Walker: WTF is "MacDonalds"?

A MacDonalds restaurant. Never heard of them either but uh, apparently there over 200 of them in this state.


There's a Japanese burger chain called "MosBurger" whose logo is a big red "M". I have a feeling that alone would get them sued in the US.
 
2012-06-27 12:23:50 AM  

Hagenhatesyouall: Black people were so much cooler back in the 70's before "convict chic'" became all the rage...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x400]

[greenobles.com image 400x405]


1.bp.blogspot.com
"You no-business, born-insecure, jock-jawed motherfarker!"
 
2012-06-27 12:23:58 AM  
It's not like Macdonalds's was offering watermelon; chit'lins or fried chicken. The 70's were enlightened times.

However, the Vega's engine would have burned out before you got anywhere.
 
2012-06-27 12:24:06 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The African-American Fast Food Experience, of course, not reaching its pinnacle until the unstoppable social commentary of rap and hip-hop was harnessed by Wendy's Grill Skills


I'm going to need 2-3 pounds of cocaine to finish video 2/2.
 
2012-06-27 12:24:34 AM  
I just came in here to say MCRIB!
 
2012-06-27 12:25:32 AM  

bronyaur1: Lost here is the point that McDs was a fairly early pioneer in marketing a mainstream product to a black demographic.


On the other hand, Denny's was so late they tried to build a time machine back to 1976.
www.sitcomsonline.com
www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2012-06-27 12:25:44 AM  
yes, i read little black sambo during the 70s. what of it?

i44.photobucket.com
 
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