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(Fox News)   Well, we're all farked. Twitter is sending a reply to the Wow alien signal that will be composed of Tweets from anybody who wants to send one. Please, people, don't taunt the aliens   (foxnews.com) divider line 51
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2012-06-26 03:30:22 PM
9 votes:
No, you're 6EQUJ5!
2012-06-26 03:36:47 PM
6 votes:

Magorn: 4+4=9


You fool! You've killed us all!
2012-06-26 04:11:12 PM
4 votes:
messagetoaliens'; DROP TABLE members; --
2012-06-26 03:52:07 PM
4 votes:

Sticky Hands: How will they even know?
for all we know "suck my saggy old balls" is alien speak for "very pleased to meet you"
heck, it sometimes means that here.


It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.

For instance, at the very moment that Arthur said "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle," a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant Galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvuntt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and, with a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle drifted across the conference table.

Unfortunately, in the Vl'hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries.
2012-06-26 03:41:52 PM
4 votes:
Fark you, I'm behind seven Proximas!!@!@
2012-06-26 03:39:47 PM
4 votes:
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
2012-06-26 03:55:17 PM
3 votes:
D-R-I-N-K--M-O-R-E--O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E
2012-06-26 03:37:41 PM
3 votes:
Okay poop is coming out
2012-06-26 03:36:11 PM
3 votes:
Just saw "Promethius".......so....this should end well.
2012-06-26 03:35:29 PM
3 votes:
Zyrgox! I'm reading about the humans' digestive system. This is fascinating! The poop is coming out, AS WE SPEAK!
2012-06-26 03:30:35 PM
3 votes:
Ever wander past the monkey cage at the zoo and they all freak out and start with their shrieking and hooting and all?
2012-06-26 08:13:29 PM
2 votes:
And that's how Earth was put on everyone's ignore list...
2012-06-26 04:22:07 PM
2 votes:
oi47.tinypic.com
2012-06-26 04:05:16 PM
2 votes:

KingKauff: Just send them one ping only.


Sure, but they'll be hunger an hour after eating him.
2012-06-26 04:03:10 PM
2 votes:

kd8our: downstairs: No, you're 6EQUJ5!

6EQUJ5 this is KD8OUR I read you 5 by 9 QSL.


6EQUJ5 DE N2///QRM/// GA OM UR RST RST 599 599 MY RPRT IMI AR K

FTFY OM
2012-06-26 03:45:58 PM
2 votes:
Someone should post the plans to the Death Star. Make them think we have that level of gear around just in case they're thinking of coming for piece rather than in peace.

/hey they don't know it's a movie
2012-06-26 03:40:47 PM
2 votes:
It's been 35 years, so they've probably hung up by now. Nonetheless, I, for one, welcome our overdue overlords.
2012-06-26 03:38:24 PM
2 votes:
"Welcome to Earf!" *smack*
2012-06-26 03:31:22 PM
2 votes:
Free humans. Good for roasting. Fat and tender.
2012-06-26 03:30:48 PM
2 votes:
Fark you, I'm an anteater.
2012-06-26 10:11:23 PM
1 votes:

kd8our: downstairs: No, you're 6EQUJ5!

6EQUJ5 this is KD8OUR I read you 5 by 9 QSL.


That would be one hell of a DX. How many points does that get you on Field Day?
2012-06-26 08:35:02 PM
1 votes:
We traced the call, and it's coming from... inside the planet. Get out! Get out now!
2012-06-26 08:09:15 PM
1 votes:
img20.imageshack.us
2012-06-26 07:25:05 PM
1 votes:

Millennium: Um... err... what? I was going for a string of 1s and 0s; where'd the rest of the text junk come from?


sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-06-26 04:41:12 PM
1 votes:
Send them Fark's archive of Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman threads. That's where humanity has revealed its true nature, in all its hideous glory.
2012-06-26 04:34:26 PM
1 votes:
This is like the long-term version of poking the universe with a stick.

Assuming it even works/would be detectable...why the hell would we want to announce to anyone who might be out there that we exist? Nothing good will come of that.
2012-06-26 04:33:17 PM
1 votes:
dear aliens can u legalize weed
2012-06-26 04:29:08 PM
1 votes:
"Dear space aliens, Are you my mommy? -Earthling"
2012-06-26 04:22:44 PM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-06-26 04:03:56 PM
1 votes:
The only message to broadcast is that there is not one shred of intelligent life on Earth.
2012-06-26 04:03:21 PM
1 votes:
Just send them one ping only.
2012-06-26 04:02:55 PM
1 votes:

rudemix: Dear Aliens...the darker the skin the more delicious the person. Love, Republicans



Dear Aliens,

Actually, it's "the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice". We can be milked by gently tugging on the third arm with a lubricated palm. You can also use your mouth.

Black Guys

/P.S. We cannot produce milk if you kill us.
2012-06-26 04:02:44 PM
1 votes:
images.wikia.com

This could be problematic.
/Hot like Jenny McNeal in a unisex bathroom
2012-06-26 03:58:06 PM
1 votes:
Step 1) Send Twitter nonsense in general direction of suspected alien world
Step 2) Aliens start to load up black goo weapons to eradicate us for being morans
Step 3) ???
Step 4) Prophet
2012-06-26 03:49:54 PM
1 votes:
kd8our:
6EQUJ5 this is KD8OUR I read you 5 by 9 QSL.

And my nerdiness just went up 10% since I actually knew what that meant.

/73
2012-06-26 03:48:14 PM
1 votes:
For god's sake, just send back the same exact message we received so they'll know we're just as smart as they...were in ...1977. Asshole Tweeting scientists.
Just do that music from Close Encounters; or the hockey fight scene from Strange Brew.
2012-06-26 03:47:48 PM
1 votes:
Nuke this planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
2012-06-26 03:43:54 PM
1 votes:
Alien BIE? EIP.
2012-06-26 03:43:28 PM
1 votes:
Our response to their distress call is 35 years to late.
2012-06-26 03:41:54 PM
1 votes:
Dear Aliens: I am stuck here waiting for my ride on this God-forsaken planet. Please come pick me up ASAP.
2012-06-26 03:41:25 PM
1 votes:
"Please take Snookie back. She is not fooling anyone."
2012-06-26 03:41:17 PM
1 votes:
. .. ... ..... ....... ......... ...........

And so on.

Then send George Carlin routines.
2012-06-26 03:39:58 PM
1 votes:

Magorn: 1+1=2 2+2=4 4+4=9 (or actually I+I=II (2) I+II=III (3) II+II=IIII (4) ) etc to 10

and then start on th multiplaction and division tables. Stop right before you get to E=mc2 just in case they haven't worked that one out for themselves yet.

Math is the only true universal language


I got a great lol out of that, thanks.

Just imagine the direction Contact would have taken if the alien architect's intern had made a mistake on the primer.
2012-06-26 03:39:30 PM
1 votes:
For what it's worth, I'd rather have aliens' first impression of earth be... well... /b/ than the Republican Party.
2012-06-26 03:39:07 PM
1 votes:
3mta3
2012-06-26 03:38:00 PM
1 votes:

downstairs: No, you're 6EQUJ5!


Done in one!
2012-06-26 03:34:54 PM
1 votes:
If anything will convince aliens to destroy us, it will be vain arseholes using l33t speak to talk about the banalities of their life.
2012-06-26 03:34:00 PM
1 votes:
1+1=2 2+2=4 4+4=9 (or actually I+I=II (2) I+II=III (3) II+II=IIII (4) ) etc to 10

and then start on th multiplaction and division tables. Stop right before you get to E=mc2 just in case they haven't worked that one out for themselves yet.

Math is the only true universal language
2012-06-26 03:31:47 PM
1 votes:
I'm going to send random YouTube comments...
2012-06-26 03:31:23 PM
1 votes:
How will they even know?
for all we know "suck my saggy old balls" is alien speak for "very pleased to meet you"
heck, it sometimes means that here.
2012-06-26 03:30:34 PM
1 votes:
This is going to play hell with my seti@home project. Just as I was installing the new GPU, too.
 
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