Sticky Hands: How will they even know?for all we know "suck my saggy old balls" is alien speak for "very pleased to meet you"heck, it sometimes means that here.
KingKauff: Just send them one ping only.
kd8our: downstairs: No, you're 6EQUJ5!6EQUJ5 this is KD8OUR I read you 5 by 9 QSL.
Millennium: Um... err... what? I was going for a string of 1s and 0s; where'd the rest of the text junk come from?
rudemix: Dear Aliens...the darker the skin the more delicious the person. Love, Republicans
Magorn: 1+1=2 2+2=4 4+4=9 (or actually I+I=II (2) I+II=III (3) II+II=IIII (4) ) etc to 10and then start on th multiplaction and division tables. Stop right before you get to E=mc2 just in case they haven't worked that one out for themselves yet.Math is the only true universal language
downstairs: No, you're 6EQUJ5!
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