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(Fox News)   Well, we're all farked. Twitter is sending a reply to the Wow alien signal that will be composed of Tweets from anybody who wants to send one. Please, people, don't taunt the aliens   (foxnews.com) divider line 221
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2012-06-26 03:30:22 PM
No, you're 6EQUJ5!
 
2012-06-26 03:30:34 PM
This is going to play hell with my seti@home project. Just as I was installing the new GPU, too.
 
2012-06-26 03:30:35 PM
Ever wander past the monkey cage at the zoo and they all freak out and start with their shrieking and hooting and all?
 
2012-06-26 03:30:48 PM
Fark you, I'm an anteater.
 
2012-06-26 03:31:22 PM
Free humans. Good for roasting. Fat and tender.
 
2012-06-26 03:31:23 PM
How will they even know?
for all we know "suck my saggy old balls" is alien speak for "very pleased to meet you"
heck, it sometimes means that here.
 
2012-06-26 03:31:27 PM
come at me #bro
 
2012-06-26 03:31:47 PM
I'm going to send random YouTube comments...
 
2012-06-26 03:33:10 PM
We can't just build a 2.2 gigawatt transmitter right now?
 
2012-06-26 03:34:00 PM
1+1=2 2+2=4 4+4=9 (or actually I+I=II (2) I+II=III (3) II+II=IIII (4) ) etc to 10

and then start on th multiplaction and division tables. Stop right before you get to E=mc2 just in case they haven't worked that one out for themselves yet.

Math is the only true universal language
 
2012-06-26 03:34:53 PM
He says the sun came out last night. He says it sang to him.....
 
2012-06-26 03:34:54 PM
If anything will convince aliens to destroy us, it will be vain arseholes using l33t speak to talk about the banalities of their life.
 
2012-06-26 03:35:29 PM
Zyrgox! I'm reading about the humans' digestive system. This is fascinating! The poop is coming out, AS WE SPEAK!
 
2012-06-26 03:35:57 PM
Aliens aside, the Wow signal is fascinating and I'd love to know what it really was.

Well, me and every other person who's ever heard of it, I suppose.
 
2012-06-26 03:36:11 PM
Just saw "Promethius".......so....this should end well.
 
2012-06-26 03:36:47 PM

Magorn: 4+4=9


You fool! You've killed us all!
 
2012-06-26 03:37:41 PM
Okay poop is coming out
 
2012-06-26 03:38:00 PM

downstairs: No, you're 6EQUJ5!


Done in one!
 
2012-06-26 03:38:07 PM

tricycleracer: Magorn: 4+4=9

You fool! You've killed us all!


beat me to it
 
2012-06-26 03:38:24 PM
"Welcome to Earf!" *smack*
 
2012-06-26 03:39:07 PM
3mta3
 
2012-06-26 03:39:24 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
2012-06-26 03:39:30 PM
For what it's worth, I'd rather have aliens' first impression of earth be... well... /b/ than the Republican Party.
 
2012-06-26 03:39:47 PM
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
 
2012-06-26 03:39:58 PM

Magorn: 1+1=2 2+2=4 4+4=9 (or actually I+I=II (2) I+II=III (3) II+II=IIII (4) ) etc to 10

and then start on th multiplaction and division tables. Stop right before you get to E=mc2 just in case they haven't worked that one out for themselves yet.

Math is the only true universal language


I got a great lol out of that, thanks.

Just imagine the direction Contact would have taken if the alien architect's intern had made a mistake on the primer.
 
2012-06-26 03:40:05 PM

Scorpion1968: Just saw "Promethius".......so....this should end well.


Meh. They ripped off the ending from Bad Taste.

/Comin' to get ya, BASTIDS!
 
2012-06-26 03:40:19 PM
@ET Can I get a RT for my birthday?
 
2012-06-26 03:40:22 PM
SPACE ALEENS GB2 MEXICO my uncle laid off b/c u took his j0b #0b@m@sux
 
2012-06-26 03:40:47 PM
It's been 35 years, so they've probably hung up by now. Nonetheless, I, for one, welcome our overdue overlords.
 
2012-06-26 03:41:05 PM

Click to enlarge: downstairs: No, you're 6EQUJ5!

Done in one!


Yep.
 
2012-06-26 03:41:17 PM
. .. ... ..... ....... ......... ...........

And so on.

Then send George Carlin routines.
 
2012-06-26 03:41:25 PM
"Please take Snookie back. She is not fooling anyone."
 
2012-06-26 03:41:52 PM
Fark you, I'm behind seven Proximas!!@!@
 
2012-06-26 03:41:54 PM
Dear Aliens: I am stuck here waiting for my ride on this God-forsaken planet. Please come pick me up ASAP.
 
2012-06-26 03:42:05 PM

downstairs: No, you're 6EQUJ5!


6EQUJ5 this is KD8OUR I read you 5 by 9 QSL.
 
2012-06-26 03:42:26 PM
I hope the aliens are ready to learn about who is moving forward on AGT, what Madonna is wearing and every other vapid thought spewing out of man kind that will come from this.
 
2012-06-26 03:43:28 PM
Our response to their distress call is 35 years to late.
 
2012-06-26 03:43:45 PM
1 by 4 by 9
 
2012-06-26 03:43:54 PM
Alien BIE? EIP.
 
2012-06-26 03:44:10 PM
I swear, I'll ruin your gravy.
 
2012-06-26 03:45:27 PM
If it's Fox News, then it must be true.

Or relevant.
 
2012-06-26 03:45:58 PM
Someone should post the plans to the Death Star. Make them think we have that level of gear around just in case they're thinking of coming for piece rather than in peace.

/hey they don't know it's a movie
 
2012-06-26 03:46:18 PM
Well, there's certainly no way this plan can go very horribly wrong.
 
2012-06-26 03:47:48 PM
Nuke this planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 
2012-06-26 03:48:01 PM
"Dear Michael and Elvis, Loved your music! Please come back to Earth again soon for a Reincarnation Tour!"
 
2012-06-26 03:48:14 PM
For god's sake, just send back the same exact message we received so they'll know we're just as smart as they...were in ...1977. Asshole Tweeting scientists.
Just do that music from Close Encounters; or the hockey fight scene from Strange Brew.
 
2012-06-26 03:49:16 PM
This should be as successful as Sweden letting its citizens run its Twitter site.
 
2012-06-26 03:49:16 PM
"Dear aliens, please get me the fark out of here. Thanks."

/would be so down if they show up at her door tomorrow
 
2012-06-26 03:49:44 PM

the1hatman: Someone should post the plans to the Death Star. Make them think we have that level of gear around just in case they're thinking of coming for piece rather than in peace.

/hey they don't know it's a movie


Heck, just broadcast space fight scenes from the new Battlestar Galactica or from Babylon 5 (where they paid some attention to physics) to have some fun with them.
 
2012-06-26 03:49:54 PM
kd8our:
6EQUJ5 this is KD8OUR I read you 5 by 9 QSL.

And my nerdiness just went up 10% since I actually knew what that meant.

/73
 
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