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(ABC News)   Ex-Taliban fighters are flooding the US with info on bin Laden to get $5mil reward   ( divider line
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43 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Nov 2001 at 9:32 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-15 09:38:11 AM  
No way in hell should be give a reward to an ex-Taliban member who rats out Laden. Take the information, then line up the rat and Laden, shot them both in the knee caps, then drop them in a pit with a Lion. Then show the two try to hobble away from the hungry Lion on Primetime Friday. That would fit nicely right after Crazy Police Videos.
2001-11-15 09:38:47 AM  
I thought they were going to protect and fight for him to the last man? If we can't believe the Taliban, then the terrorists have already won.
2001-11-15 09:40:49 AM  
I can't wait to see how fb works his "then the terrorist have already won!" in on this
2001-11-15 09:41:58 AM  
5M so they can crash planes into more buildings...
2001-11-15 09:42:58 AM  
AgentOrange...... "if we can't believe the Taliban......" Have you EVER believed the Taliban?
2001-11-15 09:49:29 AM  
why is everybody & their dog ripping off Fb's terrorist line

that's like ripping off Rodney King or Leopold Porkstacker
2001-11-15 09:49:30 AM  
We should give them 50 bucks and say that is 5 mil in Afgan money. That would make them happy.
2001-11-15 09:53:51 AM  
And once again, ladies and gentlemen, we see that GREED is truly the one constant in the universe!!
2001-11-15 09:54:05 AM  
Filthy little goat herders.
No morals, no convictions.
They will change allegiances at a jump of a hat.
Give them nothing.
2001-11-15 09:55:38 AM  
Wow, sure are a bunch of posts, considering the link hadn't been clicked yet.
2001-11-15 09:56:53 AM  
Yep, the script the counts must be haunted. Let me count. 1
2001-11-15 09:58:24 AM  
"Jump of a hat"?
2001-11-15 09:59:00 AM  
RatSlapper: No, that was the point of my joke. C'mon, try to keep up.
2001-11-15 09:59:21 AM  
hmm i just clicked the link an it still sayz 0 times visited...
2001-11-15 09:59:32 AM  
Remeber that a lot of the Taliban fighters were forced at gunpoint to join. Those are (mostly) the ones surrendering en mass. However, we should be careful no one uses this fact as a way to get off any punishment for actual crimes. As to any involved in the actual actions I agree, line them up and knock them down.

"But that's just the opinion of a crypto-facist media/corporate/government controlled drone/patriot robot. Because if I don't agree with your ideals I'm EVIL."
2001-11-15 09:59:40 AM  
9/10 is right, and Brisvegas_boy is trying to pretend that he has convictions more important than money. Face facts, everyone loves money.
2001-11-15 10:00:13 AM  
Something is wrong because I clicked the link before I read the comments.
2001-11-15 10:00:18 AM  
....If the FBI offers $5 million for information leading to the arrest/capture of , then the terrorists have already won......
2001-11-15 10:01:19 AM  
Ooops....there was supposed to be an "" Tag.......

Oh well
2001-11-15 10:02:08 AM  
Beavosaurus -

Leading to the capture of what? Tell us!
2001-11-15 10:02:31 AM  
I'm controlled by hallucinations of a zombie Pat Cooper. He keeps making me tell foul mouthed and inappropriate jokes. Thank god for that farking shiat filter
2001-11-15 10:03:24 AM  
Maybe we should get CollierVillex to pay them in "X" boxes....
2001-11-15 10:03:51 AM  
$5 million for his head, doo-dah, doo-dah.
2001-11-15 10:07:04 AM  
We should pay them with monopoly money. They won't know the difference.
2001-11-15 10:08:31 AM  
If you guys are going to rip off Fb-, at least make it good. Uncreative bastards...
2001-11-15 10:08:46 AM  
Cut off his head, bring it to the US and charge $5.00 a pop to piss on it. Proceeds to aid the 9-11 victims.
2001-11-15 10:10:40 AM  
I would like people to rip me off
2001-11-15 10:11:12 AM  
Maybe we should pay them with magic beans. Otherwise known as X
2001-11-15 10:12:24 AM  
Better yet, put the sucker in some sort of glass thing, and install it in a park somewhere, as a permanent feature. Put drains all around it and a flushing automatically running every few minutes. Put a donations box there, and viola!

Wouldn't it be great if we desecrated the bodies of our enemies for all time... that would be so SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
2001-11-15 10:12:26 AM  
.....If the FBI offers $5 million for information leading to the arrest or capture of....

Click here to see the unlucky one....

...and the informants are the terrorists themselves, then the terrorists have already won

Oh, I hope this works....

2001-11-15 10:13:25 AM  
btw, you could buy a shiatload of "Polygamy Porter" with $5 million.
2001-11-15 10:14:25 AM  
Look Eli, the last thing we need is a fb- supporter (no offense fb-, well not too much). No one here has a stake or claim on anything. If a comment is crap tell them its crap but whining is not going to help.

Then again neither will telling you this, but there you go.
2001-11-15 10:27:23 AM  
Give him his 5 mil. for turning in Bin Laden and then fine him 6 mil for the WTC.
2001-11-15 10:27:30 AM  
i just coldcocked Robert Mugabe
2001-11-15 10:32:47 AM  
I totally support the urinal concept. I think the killing of the farking hunk of smegma curd is too easy - it's HOW he is killed (slooooowwwwly, oh so slooowwwly) that I want to be in on. Some previous comments were made regarding the practices of General "Black Jack" Pershing and his use of swine in observance of the Musslim beliefs. That's the kind of thinking we need more of...

2001-11-15 10:42:16 AM  
The afghani people sure do take to the idea of capitalism
very quickly. Should be a short time 'til they embrace
boobies as well. Pork products are good too!
2001-11-15 10:43:05 AM  
If he could be caught alive, how about making a nice park on the lawn in DC, putting in a wrought iron cage, and keeping him in it with his diaper (both diapers, I don't wanna see his anger management) and a pig. Set nice and low in the ground so you can stand around it and pee. We'll have to make a walkway thing over the top so women can use a little round seat, we gotta be fair, ya know.

Just leave him in there, feed him only bacon, and let him be a public toilet until he dies. Take the pig out and swap with a new one every couple of days, though. Don't want the poor porkers getting sick or anything.
2001-11-15 10:54:09 AM  
No sleep: I aim to make as much money as possible. At least i'm honest about it. I did not bomb the trade centre because I hate the capitalist way of life.
2001-11-15 11:00:03 AM  
It's a terrific way to capture the bad guy.
Like when the cops send people with warrants
a "congrats you're a winner" letter.
They flock in "where's my boat?"

Also it's fun.
Just like bum fishing.
2001-11-15 11:01:31 AM  
Giving terrorists more money, thats EXACTLY what we should do.
2001-11-15 11:03:17 AM  
...and i work telecoms so have high band width, maxi processor, fast modem, frame relay etc. Can retrieve stuff in the time it takes most to make connection.
2001-11-15 11:03:38 AM  
"Ex-Taliban fighters are flooding the US with info on bin Laden to get $5mil reward"

...then give the ex-terrorist b*tches the bill for the clean of the WTC, Pentagon and the Pennsylvania crash sites with a bullet to the head.
2001-11-15 11:08:12 AM  
Okay Brisvegas_boy, I'll be the one to say it,...

What the fark are you talking about?! Does it relay in any manner to the topic? And just what language are you using?
2001-11-15 11:37:49 AM  
I just think it's funny that so many of his 'muslim brothers', the same people who said they'd die for him are lining up to cash in on his capture now that they are losing. I bet Bin Laden is crapping his pants right about now.
2001-11-15 11:41:58 AM  
If people keep using this dead horse of a catch phrase, the terrorists have already won.
2001-11-15 11:47:15 AM  
Apparently, its filthy little goat-herder. He thinks we are all filthy little goat-herders because we are capitilists. Or was that just a prejudiced comment at Arabs? Hmm? Don't complain about other people doing what you do. That is called hypocrisy.
2001-11-15 11:48:56 AM  
sorry, that was for was for Brisvegas_boy
2001-11-15 11:49:39 AM  
Oh, oh... He's in a cave!

Can I get my 5 million now?
2001-11-15 11:55:56 AM  
Its the American way, if you cant beat them, pay them...
2001-11-15 12:02:04 PM  
lets not forget how uptight these freaks are about women, so when they die, we put a dance floor for prostitutes and hoes right on top of them
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