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(The Lost Ogle)   Oklahoma City Police need your help in identifying the creepiest damn thing you've ever seen in your life   ( divider line
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37115 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jun 2012 at 4:43 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-26 04:21:05 PM  
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2012-06-26 04:41:10 PM  
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Eventually, Franklin would age, and not that well.

/it's not easy being white
//it's not easy being brown
///all the pressure to be bright
////I gots children all over town
//hey where'd the guy go?
2012-06-26 04:45:44 PM  
I disagree. THIS is in our closet. And no, you don't need to sleep at all this month.

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2012-06-26 04:46:46 PM  
2012-06-26 04:47:03 PM  
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2012-06-26 04:47:07 PM  
He looks so sad...
2012-06-26 04:47:47 PM  
Street lamp.
2012-06-26 04:47:51 PM  
Ah, that's Elmer. Used to live down on the intersection of 3rd and Robinson. Crazy old bastard, used to wear a purple shirt all the time. No idea why they have him in a blue shirt there.
2012-06-26 04:48:01 PM  
That's not even the creepiest thing in Oklahoma City. This is.

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2012-06-26 04:48:19 PM  
Oh wait, that's not an actual face. It's a facial reconstruction.
2012-06-26 04:48:34 PM  
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2012-06-26 04:49:16 PM  
1) How much did they spend making that thing (I'm talking government salary per hour, not the $1.99 they spent at Michael's for the "craft materials")?

2) What is the expected return on investment seeing the old dude wasn't murdered?
2012-06-26 04:50:46 PM valley.html
2012-06-26 04:51:00 PM  
Site already farked. What is it?
2012-06-26 04:51:03 PM  
Wasn't he in Big Mama's House?
2012-06-26 04:51:16 PM  
Farked already.
2012-06-26 04:52:12 PM  
link is farked, can someone please post the pic?
2012-06-26 04:52:28 PM  
Meant to post this:
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2012-06-26 04:52:45 PM  
It looks like a bonobo.

Disclaimer: I don't mean this in a racist way, it's just a godawful reconstruction.
2012-06-26 04:53:56 PM  
Haven't seen the pic, but I am picturing Subby's mom. Am I close?
2012-06-26 04:53:58 PM  

Super Chronic: That's not even the creepiest thing in Oklahoma City. This is.

[pic of Clay Clay]

farking right.
2012-06-26 04:55:34 PM  

snailbarf: link is farked, can someone please post the pic?

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2012-06-26 04:56:34 PM  
The link not working for anyone else? Certainly isn't for me.
2012-06-26 04:57:51 PM  
the creepiest damn thing you've ever seen in your life

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2012-06-26 04:59:22 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: snailbarf: link is farked, can someone please post the pic?

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Well, that is one unfortunate man, I will say that. If you suddenly can't locate him, I'd stake people out around his reconstructive surgeon's house. 'Cause daayyum!
2012-06-26 05:01:31 PM  
After reading the headline, I was expecting to see a picture of subby's mom.

/But then the link didn't work.
2012-06-26 05:02:27 PM  

lilbjorn: [ image 600x402]

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2012-06-26 05:04:04 PM  
A cached link is here: Link with more of a backstory. Funny comments as well.
2012-06-26 05:04:11 PM  
Identifying dead people is always creepy.

/Just sayin'...
2012-06-26 05:05:24 PM  
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2012-06-26 05:07:01 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: [ image 500x263]

Eventually, Franklin would age, and not that well.

Here ya go

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2012-06-26 05:07:01 PM  
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2012-06-26 05:12:26 PM  
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I vaguely remember this Star Trek episode...
2012-06-26 05:13:19 PM  
Whew! I thought it was going to be another sex toy.
2012-06-26 05:13:35 PM  
You guys are getting slow. Here, let me help....

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2012-06-26 05:14:26 PM  
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We only use the latest in Vincent Price crimefighting technology.

/ 2'scure?
2012-06-26 05:15:50 PM  
Ah, I see. This is a plasticene model done from a skull (or partial skull). Well that makes it all much more rea-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! Hooooo, I almost made it through without laughing....oh, man.....


Seriously, unless the thing has been sitting out in the Oklahoma sun for a week, this model looks ridiculous. Not only is there no muscle tone, there is no ligamental foundation under that sagging mass of "skin". You'd have done just as well putting a plastic bag over the skull and gluing google eyes to it. That is simply awful.
2012-06-26 05:19:35 PM  
Looks like they put the head on top of a CPR dummy.
2012-06-26 05:21:35 PM  
My contribution to creepiest shiat.

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2012-06-26 05:21:38 PM  

Balchinian: You'd have done just as well putting a plastic bag over the skull and gluing google eyes to it.

2012-06-26 05:22:12 PM  

Rubix^3: [ image 200x149]

First thing I thought of.
2012-06-26 05:22:22 PM  
I've seen this before... arts and crafts, 4th grade... dried apples Full Size
2012-06-26 05:25:20 PM  
Doesn't he hang out with Mr. Potato Head?
2012-06-26 05:26:00 PM  
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Ain't nobody got time for that!
2012-06-26 05:26:22 PM  
Did he choke on a powdered doughnut?
2012-06-26 05:26:35 PM  
2012-06-26 05:27:57 PM  
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2012-06-26 05:29:35 PM  
Just another OU coed. Looks hot enough to be a cheerleader.
2012-06-26 05:31:45 PM  
Site is Farked can anyone post the pic in question. If it's already been asked and/or posted please disregard.
2012-06-26 05:35:13 PM  
Kinda reminded me of spock after he sucked up all that radiation saving the ship but losing his life.
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