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(TMZ)   Mack trucks may not be able to stop on a dime but they have no problems whatsoever stopping on 50 Cent   (tmz.com) divider line 136
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2012-06-26 12:28:00 PM  
Please choose your post from one of the following options:

A) I don't care.
B) Snarky pray for Omarion-esque quip
C) Snarky comment regarding number of times shot and equivalency with Mack truck strikings
D) Sweeping condemnation of rap and/or hip-hop
 
2012-06-26 12:43:19 PM  
You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? You wanna go?
 
2012-06-26 01:12:18 PM  
what a drama queen
 
2012-06-26 01:13:01 PM  
Dude is like a cosmic target.
 
2012-06-26 01:13:16 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Please choose your post from one of the following options:

A) I don't care.
B) Snarky pray for Omarion-esque quip
C) Snarky comment regarding number of times shot and equivalency with Mack truck strikings
D) Sweeping condemnation of rap and/or hip-hop

 
2012-06-26 01:13:26 PM  
I'd buy that for a dollar...
 
2012-06-26 01:13:41 PM  
Son of a *BIATCH* !!!!!
www.crystalinks.com
fearless-selling.ca
 
2012-06-26 01:13:47 PM  
Up next: 50 Cent in negotiations for star role in next Final Destination.
 
2012-06-26 01:14:21 PM  
Stupid Mack trucks and their decent brakes.
 
2012-06-26 01:14:29 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Please choose your post from one of the following options:

A) I don't care.
B) Snarky pray for Omarion-esque quip
C) Snarky comment regarding number of times shot and equivalency with Mack truck strikings
D) Sweeping condemnation of rap and/or hip-hop

 
2012-06-26 01:14:34 PM  
Your headline amuses me, subby. Bravo to you, and better luck next time to the trucker.
 
2012-06-26 01:14:36 PM  

fearmongert: I'd buy that for a dollar...


no no no. change for a dollar.
 
2012-06-26 01:15:35 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Please choose your post from one of the following options:

A) I don't care.
B) Snarky pray for Omarion-esque quip
C) Snarky comment regarding number of times shot and equivalency with Mack truck strikings
D) Sweeping condemnation of rap and/or hip-hop


...I'm not going to do any of those, or I'm gonna die tryin'
 
2012-06-26 01:15:45 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Please choose your post from one of the following options:

A) I don't care.
B) Snarky pray for Omarion-esque quip
C) Snarky comment regarding number of times shot and equivalency with Mack truck strikings
D) Sweeping condemnation of rap and/or hip-hop


What about saying that if Kanye had been hit instead it would habe been the greatest collision between a rapper and a mack truck of ALL TIME!
 
2012-06-26 01:16:10 PM  
When I pull up out front, you see the benz unda a Mac truck...

/ like your birthday
 
2012-06-26 01:16:25 PM  
Dat Jessica Biel article link on the side... wait, what is this thread about?
 
2012-06-26 01:16:59 PM  
Saw this on Gawker earlier. Don't know the circumstances, but then again who gives a rat's ass? An overinflated ego got biatch-slapped by the Hand of an Angry God. Guess getting shot (how many times does his publicist claim?) doesn't prepare you to look both ways before crossing the street.

/Maybe he shoulda gone to college
//I hear they teach that invaluable skill there these days...
 
2012-06-26 01:17:47 PM  
I grew up with Curtis, better known as 50 Cent, in Queens. We boxed at the same local gym and sold crack on the strip when we weren't killing time in school. One afternoon, we were on the corner selling the dope when a dump truck came careening around the corner, heading right at us. Turns out the driver had just robbed a bank, wrecked his getaway car, and stolen the truck without knowing how to driver it properly. I only had a second to act, so I pushed Curtis out of the way before jumping myself. Curtis was fine but my lower leg got run over, shattering the bones and tearing the flesh off like a cheap sleeve. My boxing career ended right then, though I probably saved the life of the greatest music artist of all time. Sorry I couldn't be there for you again Curtis, but I'm crippled.
 
2012-06-26 01:19:27 PM  
Great headline, Subby. You avoided all mention of the term "skid".
 
2012-06-26 01:20:31 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Please choose your post from one of the following options:

A) I don't care.
B) Snarky pray for Omarion-esque quip
C) Snarky comment regarding number of times shot and equivalency with Mack truck strikings
D) Sweeping condemnation of rap and/or hip-hop


E) Stupid is as stupid does.
 
2012-06-26 01:21:08 PM  
I liked this headline.


/As if anyone cared.
 
2012-06-26 01:21:44 PM  

spentmiles: I grew up with Curtis, better known as 50 Cent, in Queens. We boxed at the same local gym and sold crack on the strip when we weren't killing time in school. One afternoon, we were on the corner selling the dope when a dump truck came careening around the corner, heading right at us. Turns out the driver had just robbed a bank, wrecked his getaway car, and stolen the truck without knowing how to driver it properly. I only had a second to act, so I pushed Curtis out of the way before jumping myself. Curtis was fine but my lower leg got run over, shattering the bones and tearing the flesh off like a cheap sleeve. My boxing career ended right then, though I probably saved the life of the greatest music artist of all time. Sorry I couldn't be there for you again Curtis, but I'm crippled.


waterstone.files.wordpress.com
/sorry about your loss SM
//loliz
 
2012-06-26 01:22:06 PM  

spentmiles: I grew up with Curtis, better known as 50 Cent, in Queens. We boxed at the same local gym and sold crack on the strip when we weren't killing time in school. One afternoon, we were on the corner selling the dope when a dump truck came careening around the corner, heading right at us. Turns out the driver had just robbed a bank, wrecked his getaway car, and stolen the truck without knowing how to driver it properly. I only had a second to act, so I pushed Curtis out of the way before jumping myself. Curtis was fine but my lower leg got run over, shattering the bones and tearing the flesh off like a cheap sleeve. My boxing career ended right then, though I probably saved the life of the greatest music artist of all time. Sorry I couldn't be there for you again Curtis, but I'm crippled.


Eerie. I wonder if it was the same truck...
 
2012-06-26 01:22:13 PM  
I bet that changed his plans


/Amidoingitright?
 
2012-06-26 01:22:34 PM  
Finally witnessed a thread with Pocket Ninja and spentmiles.

BTW, I'll go with b) Pray for Omarion, but that's because I'm too lazy to post a picture of Megaweapon from Warrior of the Lost World.
 
2012-06-26 01:23:02 PM  
As a kid I used to enjoy putting pennies on the railroad track for the trains to squish. I never thought about using a truck to squish a 50-cent piece.
 
2012-06-26 01:23:05 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Please choose your post from one of the following options:

A) I don't care.
B) Snarky pray for Omarion-esque quip
C) Snarky comment regarding number of times shot and equivalency with Mack truck strikings
D) Sweeping condemnation of rap and/or hip-hop


Never found any positive qualities in rap, especially as it is now. One of only two genres of music I cannot stand, with country being the other.
 
2012-06-26 01:23:36 PM  
After the nurse checks his temperature . . .

"50, you hot"
 
2012-06-26 01:24:12 PM  
I guess this won't...*sunglasses*...help his street cred.
 
2012-06-26 01:25:32 PM  
Is this where we jump up and down complaining about the rich getting richer? Like he needed more after all of that Coke money he pulled in.

What can I say? Some people get all the breaks.

/Coke as in Vitamin Water
//His next album he can brag that he's tougher than a Mack truck?
///Pray for Omarion
 
2012-06-26 01:26:11 PM  
So baby gimme that toot toot,
And lemme give you that beep beep.
Runnin' her hands through my 'fro,
Bouncin' on 50.
 
jvl
2012-06-26 01:27:11 PM  

Santa's Knee: Pocket Ninja: Please choose your post from one of the following options:

A) I don't care.
B) Snarky pray for Omarion-esque quip
C) Snarky comment regarding number of times shot and equivalency with Mack truck strikings
D) Sweeping condemnation of rap and/or hip-hop
E) Stupid is as stupid does.


F) Better luck next time Mack truck
 
2012-06-26 01:27:31 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Please choose your post from one of the following options:

A) I don't care.
B) Snarky pray for Omarion-esque quip
C) Snarky comment regarding number of times shot and equivalency with Mack truck strikings
D) Sweeping condemnation of rap and/or hip-hop


Is there a "Don't link to farking TMZ articles!" choice?
 
2012-06-26 01:27:44 PM  
www.i-mockery.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2012-06-26 01:28:39 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-26 01:29:17 PM  
Rap version of Achilles' Last Stand in 3... 2... 1...
 
2012-06-26 01:29:50 PM  

degenerate-afro: Is this where we jump up and down complaining about the rich getting richer? Like he needed more after all of that Coke money he pulled in.

What can I say? Some people get all the breaks.

/Coke as in Vitamin Water
//His next album he can brag that he's tougher than a Mack truck?
///Pray for Omarion


came here to call this
 
2012-06-26 01:30:22 PM  

maram500: Saw this on Gawker earlier. Don't know the circumstances, but then again who gives a rat's ass? An overinflated ego got biatch-slapped by the Hand of an Angry God. Guess getting shot (how many times does his publicist claim?) doesn't prepare you to look both ways before crossing the street.

/Maybe he shoulda gone to college
//I hear they teach that invaluable skill there these days...


So....'D'?
 
2012-06-26 01:30:50 PM  

Good Behavior Day: Finally witnessed a thread with Pocket Ninja and spentmiles.

BTW, I'll go with b) Pray for Omarion, but that's because I'm too lazy to post a picture of Megaweapon from Warrior of the Lost World.


Yeah but they posted 45 minutes apart.
Plenty of time for PN to log out and then take a breather and then log back in as SM.

/PN vs. SM conspiracy theory !
 
2012-06-26 01:30:51 PM  
Jeebus, what is the world coming to when a man is hit by a Mack truck and people just point and laugh?

/It's funny, old world.
 
2012-06-26 01:31:24 PM  

Well I use Mac/Linux...: spentmiles: I grew up with Curtis, better known as 50 Cent, in Queens. We boxed at the same local gym and sold crack on the strip when we weren't killing time in school. One afternoon, we were on the corner selling the dope when a dump truck came careening around the corner, heading right at us. Turns out the driver had just robbed a bank, wrecked his getaway car, and stolen the truck without knowing how to driver it properly. I only had a second to act, so I pushed Curtis out of the way before jumping myself. Curtis was fine but my lower leg got run over, shattering the bones and tearing the flesh off like a cheap sleeve. My boxing career ended right then, though I probably saved the life of the greatest music artist of all time. Sorry I couldn't be there for you again Curtis, but I'm crippled.

Eerie. I wonder if it was the same truck...


god let you off easy crushing your leg. curtis is a drug addicted fark up who destroyed lives selling dope, just like you. now every iq below 130 emulates him and the rest of the fark ups promoting a life of crime (aka destroying lives)

you got off lucky imo
 
2012-06-26 01:31:30 PM  
Who's your daddy fiddy? Mack is!
 
2012-06-26 01:33:22 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Please choose your post from one of the following options:

A) I don't care.
B) Snarky pray for Omarion-esque quip
C) Snarky comment regarding number of times shot and equivalency with Mack truck strikings
D) Sweeping condemnation of rap and/or hip-hop


Thanks.
 
2012-06-26 01:34:51 PM  
And now we know whos MACK is bigger...
 
2012-06-26 01:35:13 PM  
better luck next time MAC...
 
2012-06-26 01:38:27 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Pocket Ninja: Please choose your post from one of the following options:

A) I don't care.
B) Snarky pray for Omarion-esque quip
C) Snarky comment regarding number of times shot and equivalency with Mack truck strikings
D) Sweeping condemnation of rap and/or hip-hop

Never found any positive qualities in rap, especially as it is now. One of only two genres of music I cannot stand, with country being the other.


The important thing is you've found a way to feel superior to both.
 
2012-06-26 01:39:23 PM  
Dear Goddess..... Jessica Biel's ass.....
 
2012-06-26 01:39:49 PM  
Seen driving the truck:

gothamist.com


And in the passenger seat:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-26 01:40:32 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Please choose your post from one of the following options:

A) I don't care.
B) Snarky pray for Omarion-esque quip
C) Snarky comment regarding number of times shot and equivalency with Mack truck strikings
D) Sweeping condemnation of rap and/or hip-hop


E) Puns

"I ain't into truck drivers, but it don't stop them from Mackin' on me"

/Puns are always the answer
 
2012-06-26 01:40:34 PM  
WHY WONT HE DIE!!!

For the love of god, can't you see the world is TRYING to rub you out?
 
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