Bhasayate: A few weeks ago, my wife and went to the movies. This couple and their two kids were talking very loudly -- all of them. I couldn't take it anymore. I turned around and told him to be quite. His wife made a gesture with her finger, put her finger down her throat and acted as if she was making herself puke. He told me "I'm grown." I said "So be quite." He called me an asshole and told me to fark off. I told him more sternly to please be quite. He said "I"m grown!!" Then told me to fark off. I wanted to get up and smack him, but didn't. I hadn't been so angry in a long time. If my wife hadn't have been there, holding my hand and going all "calm down!" things would have escalated. Plus, he's got two little kids with him... sheesh... He kept talking for like 2 minutes or so... very tense. But his wife started telling him to be quite. Then he finally shut up.I glared on the way out. He wouldn't make eye contact. I said, kind of sarcastically, "thanks for being so quite" or something. His wife laughed. Nervous? I dunno.Yes, this was the cheapo theater.
Psycoholic_Slag: When I was a kid they had these things called Drive-ins. Some of you punks were probably conceived in one.
Mentalpatient87: I must live in a very courteous town, because I never have these problems at any of the five theaters around here. Nobody gabs loudly, nobody brings babies, no texting, phone calls or popcorn fights. It's a rather pleasant experience except for the price.
KellyX: marius2: If a movie breaks the 2 hour mark I usually avoid it until it comes out on VHS.What's VHS?
marius2: If a movie breaks the 2 hour mark I usually avoid it until it comes out on VHS.
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