FARK.com: (7182525) In a comment assured to create no controversy, male U.S. Olympian suggests female Olympic team contenders should Jell-O- or mud-wrestle for final spot on women's team

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		In a comment assured to create no controversy, male U.S. Olympian suggests female Olympic team contenders should Jell-O- or mud-wrestle for final spot on women's team (sports.yahoo.com)		29
		More: Dumbass, Jell-O, Allyson Felix, Justin Gatlin, U.S., u.s. olympian, Orange Park, gymnastics, Title IX

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FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-26 09:59:04 AM

That's just sick.

It should be hot oil wrestling.

Winning		2012-06-26 10:02:32 AM

FirstNationalBastard: That's just sick.

It should be hot oil wrestling.

They should be trying to get each other off, the first one who orgasms loses.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-06-26 10:07:46 AM

Winning: FirstNationalBastard: That's just sick.

It should be hot oil wrestling.

They should be trying to get each other off, the first one who orgasms loses.

Ah, so, Ultimate Surrender?

/if you don't know what it is, don't google it... it's NSFW.

j4x		2012-06-26 10:09:17 AM

Dumb biatch can't take a joke

More news at 11

j4x		2012-06-26 10:11:10 AM

Oooooh, she's fat AND ugly

She's just mad jelly no one ever wanted to see her jello wrestle

GeeksAreMyPeeps		2012-06-26 10:11:55 AM

Gatlin should be thrown off the team. I don't want this guy representing my country.

Super Chronic		2012-06-26 10:45:54 AM

Let's just get this out of the way: what's his Fark handle?

Theaetetus		2012-06-26 10:46:28 AM

Shut up, Gatlin, you cock.

eurotrader		2012-06-26 10:59:26 AM

Have a contest during half time of a WNBA game, nobody watches that and around the same audience will watch them compete. The amount of sponsorship money coming to either one will be the same, unless Subaru ups their marketing budget.

apoptotic		2012-06-26 10:59:27 AM

Not acting like a jackass is only the very first item in the USATF National Team Athlete Statement of Conditions. I can see how he missed it.

iamskibibitz		2012-06-26 10:59:40 AM

Why is this even a big deal? Just run the race again. This could easily be settled on any high school track.

bacongood		2012-06-26 11:01:12 AM

FTA:
"The fact Felix and Tarmoh have worked just as hard as Gatlin to get to the Olympics as sprinters should be thrown out."

I hope they haven't worked "just as hard" as Gatlin, or we will have to throw them out.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros		2012-06-26 11:04:36 AM

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

varmitydog		2012-06-26 11:28:23 AM

GeeksAreMyPeeps: Gatlin should be thrown off the team. I don't want this guy representing my country.

I agree. Imagine the nerve of this guy, wanting them to wrestle in red jello.
It would seriously clash with the skin color of those black girls; you wouldn't be able to see anything. Either go with lemon/lime or vanilla pudding.

DoBeDoBeDo		2012-06-26 11:33:43 AM

Wait so suggesting a physical competition is now lower than suggesting a coin flip?

The fact that they are "deciding" between a coin flip and a run off is the stupid thing here. Who doesn't just go back and run again later that day?

It's for third place in the US, neither of these chicks will even make the final. Make them run and be done with it.

IAmRight		2012-06-26 11:36:54 AM

DoBeDoBeDo: The fact that they are "deciding" between a coin flip and a run off is the stupid thing here. Who doesn't just go back and run again later that day?

They should flip a coin in order to decide whether or not they should flip a coin or run again.

/or they should use prelim times like anyone with common sense would say

mikaloyd		2012-06-26 11:56:13 AM

Oil up the leggy hos and lets do this thing!

itsdan		2012-06-26 12:01:21 PM

Russian Roulette.

mikaloyd		2012-06-26 12:05:03 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: Wait so suggesting a physical competition is now lower than suggesting a coin flip?

The fact that they are "deciding" between a coin flip and a run off is the stupid thing here. Who doesn't just go back and run again later that day?

It's for third place in the US, neither of these chicks will even make the final. Make them run and be done with it.

Hell, women's track is already the middle tier between the real Olympics and the Special Olympics. Cant we just give em both participation medals for how hard they tried to compete with eachother, let em both stand on the shortest box listening to the star spangled banner, shake their hands almost like they accomplished something, then completely forget about em for another four years? We'd do it for cripples and retards so why not for them too?

bacongood		2012-06-26 12:49:13 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: It's for third place in the US, neither of these chicks will even make the final. Make them run and be done with it.

If you are on the US team in any race 400 and other, you have a legit shot at the finals.

IAmRight: DoBeDoBeDo: The fact that they are "deciding" between a coin flip and a run off is the stupid thing here. Who doesn't just go back and run again later that day?

They should flip a coin in order to decide whether or not they should flip a coin or run again.

/or they should use prelim times like anyone with common sense would say

Prelim times make the most sense (I voted for them in the previous thread). They work for any race under 10k. For the other four races can use season bests (though currently they would likely be moot by not enough having the A standard).

Great Odins Raven		2012-06-26 02:26:08 PM

He's black. We aren't allowed to criticize him.

omgwtfbbq!		2012-06-26 03:36:15 PM

bacongood: DoBeDoBeDo: It's for third place in the US, neither of these chicks will even make the final. Make them run and be done with it.

If you are on the US team in any race 400 and other, you have a legit shot at the finals.

IAmRight: DoBeDoBeDo: The fact that they are "deciding" between a coin flip and a run off is the stupid thing here. Who doesn't just go back and run again later that day?

They should flip a coin in order to decide whether or not they should flip a coin or run again.

/or they should use prelim times like anyone with common sense would say

Prelim times make the most sense (I voted for them in the previous thread). They work for any race under 10k. For the other four races can use season bests (though currently they would likely be moot by not enough having the A standard).

Prelim times don't really make sense because they only ran fast enough to win/get second in their heat. If one was in a much faster heat than the other, those times don't reflect the best they can do.

IAmRight		2012-06-26 03:49:28 PM

omgwtfbbq!: Prelim times don't really make sense because they only ran fast enough to win/get second in their heat.

Guess they should've tried harder then, knowing that it's a tiebreaker.

But what you're saying is that they should be allowed to not try their hardest in a really, really short event, and then we shouldn't use that against them.

/I still say give it to the heavier one, since her legs were moving more mass

bacongood		2012-06-26 04:36:24 PM

omgwtfbbq!:
Prelim times don't really make sense because they only ran fast enough to win/get second in their heat. If one was in a much faster heat than the other, those times don't reflect the best they can do.

They make more sense than a potential coin flip...

It would keep it in the hands of the athlete and keep within the scope of the scheduled competition. Clearly no athlete would (or should) change their approach in the prilims just in case there was a tie; but it is simple rule that can be used in the future.

groppet		2012-06-26 05:00:56 PM

Foxy boxing?

rudemix		2012-06-26 05:30:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Winning: FirstNationalBastard: That's just sick.

It should be hot oil wrestling.

They should be trying to get each other off, the first one who orgasms loses.

Ah, so, Ultimate Surrender?

/if you don't know what it is, don't google it... it's NSFW.

It's very real to me, dammit! WOWZA!

TheLopper		2012-06-26 05:50:55 PM

Felix is really cute.

Gatlin is dumb.

LoneWolf343		2012-06-26 09:01:24 PM

It was an asshatted thing to say, but this really needs to said: finding women sexually attractive is not objectification. Thinking that women should only be used for sexual gratification is objectification. Confusing the two means you're getting ejected from the big kids table. Get it right.

LoneWolf343		2012-06-26 09:03:54 PM

mikaloyd: DoBeDoBeDo: Wait so suggesting a physical competition is now lower than suggesting a coin flip?

The fact that they are "deciding" between a coin flip and a run off is the stupid thing here. Who doesn't just go back and run again later that day?

It's for third place in the US, neither of these chicks will even make the final. Make them run and be done with it.

Hell, women's track is already the middle tier between the real Olympics and the Special Olympics. Cant we just give em both participation medals for how hard they tried to compete with eachother, let em both stand on the shortest box listening to the star spangled banner, shake their hands almost like they accomplished something, then completely forget about em for another four years? We'd do it for cripples and retards so why not for them too?

I suppose you never want to get laid again.

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