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(Daily Mail)   Lack of attention paid to the sexual needs of residents in nursing homes is 'concerning' and denies them a 'basic human right'. Your Nana needs it........now   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
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2012-06-26 10:00:17 AM  
Would the old ladies knit an afghan for the people who satisfy their urges?
 
2012-06-26 10:18:07 AM  
www.clothestopose.co.uk
For $100 an hour, your Nana could have bad taste too.
 
2012-06-26 10:38:17 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [www.clothestopose.co.uk image 640x497]
For $100 an hour, your Nana could have bad taste too.


God. Damn. You.
 
2012-06-26 10:38:45 AM  
Because sex had by people older than twentyfive is icky. Or something.
 
2012-06-26 10:39:07 AM  
also, retarded people in group homes. we need a national volunteer corps of people who satisfy the sexual needs of these fringe elements of our society. and bloopers videos.
 
2012-06-26 10:39:50 AM  
There's a morning visual I did NOT want in my head.
 
2012-06-26 10:40:11 AM  
images.sodahead.com


/doesn't really have a problem with this.
//yes I did a GIS for "eww"
 
2012-06-26 10:40:17 AM  

the801: and bloopers videos.


That made me snort.
 
2012-06-26 10:40:34 AM  
Viagra, fleshlights, and fake wangs for all!
 
2012-06-26 10:45:14 AM  
the801:

also, retarded people in group homes. we need a national volunteer corps of people who satisfy the sexual needs of these fringe elements of our society. and bloopers videos.

Like cave-dwelling Fark trolls?
 
2012-06-26 10:45:28 AM  
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-26 10:46:11 AM  
They covered this in American Wedding. Stifler took care of nana.
 
2012-06-26 10:46:58 AM  
You really jarred somethin loose tiger...
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2012-06-26 10:48:07 AM  
By that age they should be pros in the sack!

And with her locked up in the old age home, there's no chance of her being too clingy, or showing up when you don't want her to.
 
2012-06-26 10:48:49 AM  
Did anyone else read the link below this story about a 30 yr old russian woman who threw her kids off a 15th floor balcony cuz she was fed up with them? Wtf? Give them to cps or something... Horrible....
 
2012-06-26 10:51:24 AM  

the801: also, retarded people in group homes. we need a national volunteer corps of people who satisfy the sexual needs of these fringe elements of our society. and bloopers videos.


That made the "most commented" list on a weird pron site, a handicapped Japanese kid in a wheelchair generously "assisted" by a uniformed Asian nurse,or so I heard.
 
2012-06-26 10:52:49 AM  
s1.static.gotsmile.net
took this long?
 
2012-06-26 10:54:36 AM  
We've now gotten to the point where sex is a basic human right?
 
2012-06-26 10:54:39 AM  
How in the world is someone with dementia going to consent to sex? Sounds like a bunch of people who like diddling incoherent old people and are trying to make it seem acceptable.
 
2012-06-26 10:54:58 AM  

BurnShrike: By that age they should be pros in the sack!

And with her locked up in the old age home, there's no chance of her being too clingy, or showing up when you don't want her to.


Sounds like you are prepared to drop your account on Match.com, happy hunting.

Subby
 
2012-06-26 11:00:52 AM  

cgraves67: We've now gotten to the point where sex is a basic human right?


Sex isn't a human right. Being able to choose to have sex with a consenting partner is.
 
2012-06-26 11:01:45 AM  

cgraves67: We've now gotten to the point where sex is a basic human right?


Do you think the government should be able to force people to be celibate without a compelling reason?
 
2012-06-26 11:03:28 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [www.clothestopose.co.uk image 640x497]
For $100 an hour, your Nana could have bad taste too.


I hate you with a hate that burns like the fire of a thousand suns.
 
2012-06-26 11:04:15 AM  
Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of lemon parties. Paying attention to old folk doing the nasty is too kinky for most people's taste, I think. But there may be enough interest in some markets to open "Pleasant Rest Assisted Living and Granny Peep Show".
 
2012-06-26 11:07:03 AM  
I'm willing to have the occasional pity sex with any old lady who, as a younger woman, was a schoolteacher who taught her students never to use "concerning" that way in a sentence.
 
2012-06-26 11:07:24 AM  

JackieRabbit: Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of lemon parties. Paying attention to old folk doing the nasty is too kinky for most people's taste, I think. But there may be enough interest in some markets to open "Pleasant Rest Assisted Living and Granny Peep Show".


Please stop; you're hurting my brain.
 
2012-06-26 11:10:36 AM  
This would be less of a problem if theyd quit feeding the geezers viagra so they dont roll out of bed and break a hip.
 
2012-06-26 11:13:27 AM  
I know when I go three or four days without sex I get all twitchy and irritable. If I had to go years without, I would be batshiat insane with rage.
 
2012-06-26 11:20:16 AM  

marleymaniac: I know when I go three or four days without sex I get all twitchy and irritable. If I had to go years without, I would be batshiat insane with rage.


That is true for you now, but it probably won't be in the future. Our desire for sex diminishes with age, as does our angst when we aren't getting any. It doesn't ever go away completely, but it does diminish. Believe it or not, this is A Good Thing. Most old people that I have known well enough to have such intimate conversations don't really give a flying fark about sex. But there have been some spry ones who still want to get it on regularly.
 
2012-06-26 11:23:52 AM  
Laugh now, Farkers. You won't be laughing so much when you are stuck in a day room at a nursing home waiting for somebody to change your diaper.
 
2012-06-26 11:33:39 AM  
Sex with a demented patient? Isn't that the very definition of sticking your dick in crazy?
 
2012-06-26 11:44:19 AM  
Weren't we informed just recently that the old people was already getting it on like rabbits in the old folks homes?

Maybe no rabbits so much as those hairless cats with the saggy balls, but still.

Good for them.
 
2012-06-26 11:48:38 AM  

AFKobel: Sex with a demented patient? Isn't that the very definition of sticking your dick in crazy?


Dementia (loss of cognitive ability) Crazy (loss of the ability to recognize or function in reality)

If you begin forgetting the names of people you had a meeting with last week, you are suffering from a form of mild dementia. This happens to nearly everyone between 45 and 55; the first cognitive ability to diminish is short-term memory. Recent studies have shown that the more you use your brain, especially in learning complex tasks or information, the earlier the onset of short-term memory lost is. Hence, the absent-minded professor.
 
2012-06-26 12:01:30 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-26 12:23:50 PM  

JackieRabbit: AFKobel: Sex with a demented patient? Isn't that the very definition of sticking your dick in crazy?

Dementia (loss of cognitive ability) Crazy (loss of the ability to recognize or function in reality)

If you begin forgetting the names of people you had a meeting with last week, you are suffering from a form of mild dementia. This happens to nearly everyone between 45 and 55; the first cognitive ability to diminish is short-term memory. Recent studies have shown that the more you use your brain, especially in learning complex tasks or information, the earlier the onset of short-term memory lost is. Hence, the absent-minded professor.


You must be a hoot at parties.
 
2012-06-26 12:35:18 PM  
If it werent for the Depends thong, this shiat wouldn't be happening....
 
2012-06-26 12:35:40 PM  
Not old people, but I worked for over a decade at a home for disabled adults. We had a lady who was fired for sexual abuse; she was giving handjobs to the male patients. The higher-functioning fellas among them tried to submit a petition for her reinstatement. That was some funny crap.

It's also stated pretty clearly in California law that they have the right to intimate privacy with their significant others and that the staff need to make reasonable accommodations for them. It gets a little rocky, though, when you have two patients and one of them is not really capable of making informed decisions, or has a parent/guardian/conservator that doesn't want them involved in an intimate relationship.
 
2012-06-26 12:40:51 PM  

AFKobel: Sex with a demented patient? Isn't that the very definition of sticking your dick in crazy?


Thank you. Something in this thread that doesn't make my brain vomit.
 
2012-06-26 12:45:42 PM  
Came for pics of sexy, sexy old ladies. Leaving disappointed.


Not really. Thread is fine the way it is.
 
2012-06-26 12:51:46 PM  

marleymaniac: I know when I go three or four days without sex I get all twitchy and irritable. If I had to go years without, I would be batshiat insane with rage.


Me too. Which is why I'm batshiat insane with rage.
 
2012-06-26 01:11:20 PM  
Arent cases of Geriatric STDs on the rise. Thought there was a fark story about it.
 
2012-06-26 01:45:59 PM  

the801: also, retarded people in group homes. we need a national volunteer corps of people who satisfy the sexual needs of these fringe elements of our society. and bloopers videos.


I manage an assisted living facility for higher functioning retards. A few years ago of the fellows used to have a pretty hefty porn collection and occasionally had us drive him to a cheap hotel so he and a lady friend could have fun.

He actually got married this winter.Kind of cool. Kind of scary.
 
2012-06-26 01:58:02 PM  
If having sex is a "basic human right" then I want gubmint cumpensation for that 4year dry spell back in the mid-90s.
 
2012-06-26 02:16:52 PM  
Idiots in the Government and Advocacy Groups may believe this, but damn, DM ... you've got Editors .... use them for the love'a mike.

You ... don't ... have ... to ... print ... this ... stuff ....
 
2012-06-26 02:17:40 PM  

spunkymunky: the801: also, retarded people in group homes. we need a national volunteer corps of people who satisfy the sexual needs of these fringe elements of our society. and bloopers videos.

I manage an assisted living facility for higher functioning retards.


I'm thinking you don't or you shouldn't.
 
2012-06-26 02:43:05 PM  

Neato: spunkymunky: the801: also, retarded people in group homes. we need a national volunteer corps of people who satisfy the sexual needs of these fringe elements of our society. and bloopers videos.

I manage an assisted living facility for higher functioning retards.

I'm thinking you don't or you shouldn't.


I'm thinking [welcometofark.jpg].

Also, if anyone called any of the individuals I serve retards and actually meant it, I'd be incredibly pissed. But this is fark and I was feeling too lazy to type "adults with intellectual disabilities" while I stuffed my fat, basement dwelling face with a got damned sammich.
 
2012-06-26 02:53:18 PM  
Daddy horny, Michael
 
2012-06-26 03:12:28 PM  
Paging user Nana's Vibrator to the pink courtesy phone...
 
2012-06-26 03:43:00 PM  

AFKobel: JackieRabbit: AFKobel: Sex with a demented patient? Isn't that the very definition of sticking your dick in crazy?

Dementia (loss of cognitive ability) Crazy (loss of the ability to recognize or function in reality)

If you begin forgetting the names of people you had a meeting with last week, you are suffering from a form of mild dementia. This happens to nearly everyone between 45 and 55; the first cognitive ability to diminish is short-term memory. Recent studies have shown that the more you use your brain, especially in learning complex tasks or information, the earlier the onset of short-term memory lost is. Hence, the absent-minded professor.

You must be a hoot at parties.


I don't go to parties anymore. I can never remember where they are.
 
2012-06-26 03:44:17 PM  

Technoir: If having sex is a "basic human right" then I want gubmint cumpensation for that 4year dry spell back in the mid-90s.


They'll give you 20 bucks, but you have to produce a spooge soaked gym sock as proof of your claim.
 
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