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(Yahoo)   Oh, I'm afraid the Yemen-trained Norwegian Terrorist will be quite operational when your friends arrive   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 17
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2012-06-26 12:30:14 PM
3 votes:
static5.businessinsider.com
2012-06-26 12:47:12 PM
2 votes:
Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Terrorist.
2012-06-26 04:16:15 PM
1 votes:

rico567: mat catastrophe: Am I the only person who is deeply, deeply, deeply suspicious of this sort of "news"?

You're certainly the only one who's quite so repetitive in this thread.


I really, really, really can't help it. It's a trait I've tried really, really, really hard to deal with in the past but it just seems to be a really, really, really deeply ingrained part of my psyche.

I'm really, really, really sorry.

/really
2012-06-26 04:02:07 PM
1 votes:

mat catastrophe: Am I the only person who is deeply, deeply, deeply suspicious of this sort of "news"?


You're certainly the only one who's quite so repetitive in this thread.
2012-06-26 01:50:11 PM
1 votes:

glenlivid: This story cracked me the f*ck up. Our news now reads like a le Carre novel: "The sleeper is active, moving amongst us, masking his terrorist super-training with ease. Watching...waiting..."

God help this nation of dildos.


I read that in David Attenborough's voice.
2012-06-26 01:37:27 PM
1 votes:
Capture this guy STAT, put him in a cell with Anders Breivik, and you've got a new kind of reality TV show!

///Norwegian Radical SMACKDOWN!!!
2012-06-26 01:19:09 PM
1 votes:
Does that mean I'll also start being "randomly selected" at airports?

It was nice being blonde and tall until that bastard Breivik came along...
2012-06-26 12:52:35 PM
1 votes:
Norway: Snoreway no more guey.
2012-06-26 12:47:56 PM
1 votes:
www.jamesbond-shop.com

hotlinked, like spies
2012-06-26 12:46:59 PM
1 votes:
Ten thousand Swedes
ran through the weeds,
at the battle of Copenhagen
Ten thousand Swedes
ran through the weeds
Chased by one Norwegian.
2012-06-26 12:45:03 PM
1 votes:
Just look for the 6' 2" white blonde guy in Yemen wearing really short shorts, a tight t-shirt, and some sort of sandals. Also he'll be trying to by stuff with Krones

Surely we have a drone capable of picking this guy out of the crowd..right?
2012-06-26 12:37:20 PM
1 votes:

cgraves67: sid2112: Subby: Best headline I heard in a very long time!

It's impossible to read it without hearing the Emperor's voice.


I didn't even make it past the "oh, I'm afraid" part before hearing Ian McDiarmind. =P
2012-06-26 12:36:52 PM
1 votes:
I've got a bad feelin' about this.
2012-06-26 12:32:14 PM
1 votes:

Walker: The AP reported today that officials from three European security agencies said that the man, who was not identified

So you want the public to look out for this guy when you don't provide his name, a picture of him, of even a description. Great anti-terrorist work there Lou. So basically you are saying "World, be afraid. A crazed Norwegian is determined to kill you. We are not gonna tell you his name or release a picture. Haha sucks to be you"


I hear they're gonna release Anders Breivek from prison, put a tracking collar around his neck that's wired with explosives and give him 48 hours to hunt this guy down and bring back his head.
2012-06-26 11:37:46 AM
1 votes:

Walker: The AP reported today that officials from three European security agencies said that the man, who was not identified

So you want the public to look out for this guy when you don't provide his name, a picture of him, of even a description. Great anti-terrorist work there Lou. So basically you are saying "World, be afraid. A crazed Norwegian is determined to kill you. We are not gonna tell you his name or release a picture. Haha sucks to be you"


Only one thing for it, we'll just have to attack every Norwegian we see. Can anyone think of a more reasonable and rational response to this information?
2012-06-26 11:05:20 AM
1 votes:
Can they lay a trap for him with some strategically placed lutefisk?
2012-06-26 10:16:08 AM
1 votes:
The AP reported today that officials from three European security agencies said that the man, who was not identified

So you want the public to look out for this guy when you don't provide his name, a picture of him, of even a description. Great anti-terrorist work there Lou. So basically you are saying "World, be afraid. A crazed Norwegian is determined to kill you. We are not gonna tell you his name or release a picture. Haha sucks to be you"
 
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