Walker: The AP reported today that officials from three European security agencies said that the man, who was not identified

So you want the public to look out for this guy when you don't provide his name, a picture of him, of even a description. Great anti-terrorist work there Lou. So basically you are saying "World, be afraid. A crazed Norwegian is determined to kill you. We are not gonna tell you his name or release a picture. Haha sucks to be you"

Only one thing for it, we'll just have to attack every Norwegian we see. Can anyone think of a more reasonable and rational response to this information?

Am I the only person who is deeply, deeply, deeply suspicious of this sort of "news"?

I've read this book.

Subby: Best headline I heard in a very long time!

Best Fark headline EVAR!

sid2112: Subby: Best headline I heard in a very long time!

It's impossible to read it without hearing the Emperor's voice.

This story cracked me the f*ck up. Our news now reads like a le Carre novel: "The sleeper is active, moving amongst us, masking his terrorist super-training with ease. Watching...waiting..."

God help this nation of dildos.

I've got a bad feelin' about this.

cgraves67: sid2112: Subby: Best headline I heard in a very long time!

It's impossible to read it without hearing the Emperor's voice.

This!,good jobs Subby.

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sid2112: Subby: Best headline I heard in a very long time!

It's impossible to read it without hearing the Emperor's voice.



I agree. Was always the funniest line in the movie.

Just look for the 6' 2" white blonde guy in Yemen wearing really short shorts, a tight t-shirt, and some sort of sandals. Also he'll be trying to by stuff with Krones

Surely we have a drone capable of picking this guy out of the crowd..right?

Corporate Self: [meanwhilepics.com image 600x460]

That's not Norway. That's Japan.

The terrorist mastermind in question:

Ten thousand Swedes
ran through the weeds,
at the battle of Copenhagen
Ten thousand Swedes
ran through the weeds
Chased by one Norwegian.

And his name...will be Bob. Or Steve. Or possibly Dave. He'll smile politely at you. Then unleash Armageddon. You'll never see it coming. The time of the end is near. Hope is futile. The homeland is destroyed; America is lost. GIVE UP YE VIPEROUS INFIDELS! Satan will not stand! AAAAAYYYyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!

Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Terrorist.

Remember world: You Must Fear! Fear is healthy! Fear is good! Fear keeps peace in your neighborhood!

shiattynick: Remember world: You Must Fear! Fear is healthy! Fear is good! Fear keeps peace in your neighborhood!

But Norwegians? Really? Ever since they abandoned the whole Viking thing, they've really just been Canadians with lutefisk instead of poutine.

Officials from three European security agencies
confirmed Monday the man is "operational," meaning he has completed his training and is about to receive a target.

They declined to name the man, who has not been accused of a crime. "We believe he is operational and he is probably about to get his target," one security official said.
"And that target is probably in the West."

A security official in a second European country
confirmed the information, adding: "From what I
understand, a specific target has not been
established."

Reading between the lines here it sounds like the "Security Officials" are the ones picking the targets.

Does that mean I'll also start being "randomly selected" at airports?

It was nice being blonde and tall until that bastard Breivik came along...

Magorn:
I hear they're gonna release Anders Breivek from prison, put a tracking collar around his neck that's wired with explosives and give him 48 hours to hunt this guy down and bring back his head.

Because an armed and pissed off Breivik couldn't fark up some summer camp in 48 hours.

Capture this guy STAT, put him in a cell with Anders Breivik, and you've got a new kind of reality TV show!

///Norwegian Radical SMACKDOWN!!!

glenlivid: This story cracked me the f*ck up. Our news now reads like a le Carre novel: "The sleeper is active, moving amongst us, masking his terrorist super-training with ease. Watching...waiting..."

God help this nation of dildos.

I read that in David Attenborough's voice.

...wouldn't it be "Yemeni-trained" instead of "Yemen-trained"?

Or is this non-Yemeni-citizens doing the training?

/I like hyphens today

Nuclear Monk: shiattynick: Remember world: You Must Fear! Fear is healthy! Fear is good! Fear keeps peace in your neighborhood!

But Norwegians? Really? Ever since they abandoned the whole Viking thing, they've really just been Canadians with lutefisk instead of poutine.

That explains why my Norwegian ex-girlfriend moved to Canada and married a Canadian.

/not bitter
_{//no really I'm not.}

Magorn: spawn73: Magorn:
I hear they're gonna release Anders Breivek from prison, put a tracking collar around his neck that's wired with explosives and give him 48 hours to hunt this guy down and bring back his head.

Because an armed and pissed off Breivik couldn't fark up some summer camp in 48 hours.

A) It's a joke

B) what do you think the collar with the C-4 and the GPS tracker is for?

A) I know, and it was stupid

B) I assume it was to blow his head off if he went on an rampage, at which point it would be too late, see A).

JustSeanV67: glenlivid: This story cracked me the f*ck up. Our news now reads like a le Carre novel: "The sleeper is active, moving amongst us, masking his terrorist super-training with ease. Watching...waiting..."

God help this nation of dildos.

I read that in David Attenborough's voice.

I often type in his voice. Normally it's Stewie from Family Guy - but often it's Attenborough.

This is enough information for someone with access to a few airline databases to establish a name.

/on the job...

Gonad the Ballbarian: /on the job...

Sigh. Beaten by mere minutes.

I'd be dead on Grassy Island. Probably never make it past the Fung Shui perimeter.

mat catastrophe: Am I the only person who is deeply, deeply, deeply suspicious of this sort of "news"?

You're certainly the only one who's quite so repetitive in this thread.

rico567: mat catastrophe: Am I the only person who is deeply, deeply, deeply suspicious of this sort of "news"?

You're certainly the only one who's quite so repetitive in this thread.

I really, really, really can't help it. It's a trait I've tried really, really, really hard to deal with in the past but it just seems to be a really, really, really deeply ingrained part of my psyche.

I'm really, really, really sorry.

/really

Nuclear Monk: But Norwegians? Really? Ever since they abandoned the whole Viking thing, they've really just been Canadians with lutefisk instead of poutine.

We're generally nice people, but when we go bad, we go all the way.

This, for instance, is the weapon of choice for scandinavian drive-by shootings:

Uncle Tractor: Nuclear Monk: But Norwegians? Really? Ever since they abandoned the whole Viking thing, they've really just been Canadians with lutefisk instead of poutine.

We're generally nice people, but when we go bad, we go all the way.

This, for instance, is the weapon of choice for scandinavian drive-by shootings:

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And we Canadians keep getting worldwide headlines for senseless, gruesome murders. [high five]