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(ABC News)   It's stories like these that make you realize that the British Monarchy is really just a Cosplay LARP that people have taken way too seriously for way too long   (abcnews.go.com ) divider line
    More: Silly, Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cornwall, Duke of Edinburgh, Duchess of York, Prince Edward  
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14962 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jun 2012 at 11:51 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-26 10:37:05 AM  
5 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: xanadian: Weaver95: The Queen recently circulated around the royal household an updated copy of the Order of Precedence, which is an official paper listing, in descending order, the rankings of the different members in the Royal family.

we should have our own 'Order of Precedence' for various farkers.

Well, I am the "queen"...

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker.


Well my career speaking on the pompatus of love has somehow saddled me with the nickname "Maurice"
2012-06-26 12:05:10 PM  
4 votes:

what_now: What happens when she becomes Queen? They all have to bow to her, right?


Bow down to her if you want.
content6.flixster.com
2012-06-26 12:29:10 PM  
3 votes:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
2012-06-26 12:33:31 PM  
2 votes:

amishkarl: Literal job creators, simply by existing. Like a living grand canyon


I think I dated her...
2012-06-26 12:22:58 PM  
2 votes:
Well I didn't vote for them.
2012-06-26 12:16:07 PM  
2 votes:

Cythraul: what_now: What happens when she becomes Queen? They all have to bow to her, right?

Given the Methuselah-aged current queen, she won't be queen until 2040's. So she has a while to wait for that delicious curtseying revenge.


Takes that long to level up? Does she at least get a flying mount out of it?
2012-06-26 12:08:50 PM  
2 votes:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD PRINCESSES!!!
2012-06-26 11:59:12 AM  
2 votes:

Slaves2Darkness: xanadian: Weaver95: The Queen recently circulated around the royal household an updated copy of the Order of Precedence, which is an official paper listing, in descending order, the rankings of the different members in the Royal family.

we should have our own 'Order of Precedence' for various farkers.

Well, I am the "queen"...

Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! *Gangbang*!


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It's good to be the king.
2012-06-26 11:57:10 AM  
2 votes:

xanadian: Weaver95: The Queen recently circulated around the royal household an updated copy of the Order of Precedence, which is an official paper listing, in descending order, the rankings of the different members in the Royal family.

we should have our own 'Order of Precedence' for various farkers.

Well, I am the "queen"...


Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! *Gangbang*!
2012-06-26 10:17:52 AM  
2 votes:

xanadian: Weaver95: The Queen recently circulated around the royal household an updated copy of the Order of Precedence, which is an official paper listing, in descending order, the rankings of the different members in the Royal family.

we should have our own 'Order of Precedence' for various farkers.

Well, I am the "queen"...


I'm a joker, I'm a smoker.
2012-06-26 10:04:54 AM  
2 votes:

Weaver95: we should have our own 'Order of Precedence' for various farkers.


If it means I get to come into every thread and say "Oh hellooooooooooo" like Mrs. Doubtfire, I'm all for it.
2012-06-26 02:12:27 PM  
1 vote:

ConcreteHole: stevetherobot: LeroyBourne: When she's the queen can she make changes to the dumb rules?

I doubt it. She'll never be The Queen, the way The Queen is The Queen. Her husband will be The King and will be the one who makes the rules. Pippa will only be the Queen Consort.

wtf???


If Kate refuses to curtsey to the Queen, it means that Sarah Palin is automatically President and Pippa becomes Queen Consort. The rules are complicated, but it's all there in the Magna Carta - somewhere in the back, I think.
2012-06-26 02:08:50 PM  
1 vote:

Krieghund: WhiteKnight people's problems.

2012-06-26 01:22:22 PM  
1 vote:
Cosplay LARP
www.rcdai.org.uk

Meets lemon party.
2012-06-26 01:09:54 PM  
1 vote:

Ennuipoet: Weaver95: we should have our own 'Order of Precedence' for various farkers.

I'm will give a polite nod of the head to one or two.


THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
2012-06-26 12:47:01 PM  
1 vote:

Cythraul: FTA: As a former commoner, she must show reverence by curtseying to royal-borns in public and private when her husband, Prince William, is not present.

What exactly would the consequences be if she just laughed and refused to 'curtsey?' And so if she wasn't a former 'commoner,' would that mean she wouldn't have to curtsey?

Heh, I'd just tell these people to go fark themselves. Moot point I guess, since the chances of me ever hooking with a noble are an absolute zero.


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Curtsey. CURTSEY BEFORE ZOD!!
2012-06-26 12:27:04 PM  
1 vote:
www.ihatethemedia.com

"Bloody Princesses, hmm? Why I've got just the thing, what what?"
2012-06-26 12:13:54 PM  
1 vote:
White people's problems.
2012-06-26 12:11:59 PM  
1 vote:
Despite the fact Kate Middleton may one day become queen, she recently learned she must curtsey to "blood princesses" when she's not in Prince William's company.
They have tough lives, the royals do, that's for sure. I'm crying so hard now, feeling their pain, that I can barely type these words.
2012-06-26 12:03:09 PM  
1 vote:

xanadian: Weaver95: The Queen recently circulated around the royal household an updated copy of the Order of Precedence, which is an official paper listing, in descending order, the rankings of the different members in the Royal family.

we should have our own 'Order of Precedence' for various farkers.

Well, I am the "queen"...


Does that make Fb- the "father"?
2012-06-26 12:01:09 PM  
1 vote:
Ranking in the Fark royal hierarchy will be determined by a naked gin drinking contest...as is tradition.
2012-06-26 12:00:58 PM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: we should have our own 'Order of Precedence' for various farkers.


Ugh, I hate dealing with the Toreadors.
2012-06-26 11:25:00 AM  
1 vote:

what_now: What happens when she becomes Queen? They all have to bow to her, right?


Given the Methuselah-aged current queen, she won't be queen until 2040's. So she has a while to wait for that delicious curtseying revenge.
2012-06-26 11:04:32 AM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: The Queen recently circulated around the royal household an updated copy of the Order of Precedence, which is an official paper listing, in descending order, the rankings of the different members in the Royal family.

we should have our own 'Order of Precedence' for various farkers.


Can I be "The Farker Formerly Known as Prince"?

/as in ♫ 'f I were King of the Fore-e-e-est, Not queen, not duke, not prince. ♫
2012-06-26 10:50:18 AM  
1 vote:

Magorn: DjangoStonereaver: xanadian: Weaver95: The Queen recently circulated around the royal household an updated copy of the Order of Precedence, which is an official paper listing, in descending order, the rankings of the different members in the Royal family.

we should have our own 'Order of Precedence' for various farkers.

Well, I am the "queen"...

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker.

Well my career speaking on the pompatus of love has somehow saddled me with the nickname "Maurice"


Oweeet WOW!
2012-06-26 09:57:30 AM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: The Queen recently circulated around the royal household an updated copy of the Order of Precedence, which is an official paper listing, in descending order, the rankings of the different members in the Royal family.

we should have our own 'Order of Precedence' for various farkers.


Well, I am the "queen"...
 
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