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(Some Guy)   Colorado wildfire press conference: "Do any of your resources happen to include weather control satellites?"   (citydesk.freedomblogging.com) divider line 98
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2012-06-26 09:52:33 AM
what is her fark ID?
 
2012-06-26 09:52:57 AM
If we had weather control satellites, we would have used them about three fires ago.
 
2012-06-26 09:53:39 AM
When they interview her, I hope they ask her how she's voting.
 
2012-06-26 09:54:12 AM
"Yes, and HAARP has been very helpful both in offering their weather control resources and telekinesis to fight the fire."
 
2012-06-26 09:54:39 AM
First it was earthquake machines and now, weather control satellites. DAMN YOU, OBAMA!
 
2012-06-26 09:54:54 AM
We need a bat shiat crazy tag.
 
2012-06-26 09:55:28 AM
"I'm looking at YOU, Ming the Merciless."
 
2012-06-26 09:56:11 AM
The God-Emperor Eleto Fartbama Obongo denies your petty request.
 
2012-06-26 09:57:01 AM
Dammit, no one was supposed to tell!
 
2012-06-26 09:57:18 AM

markfara: "I'm looking at YOU, Ming the Merciless."


I was more concerned about Kruun and his snowstrikes....

/damned Breakworld
 
2012-06-26 09:57:21 AM
How many times do we have to tell them that the shiney side goes OUT on the tinfoil hat.
 
2012-06-26 09:57:31 AM
She will be dealt with...
 
2012-06-26 09:57:43 AM
"Yes, as a matter of fact. But the Illuminati are borrowing them to maintain their chemtrails, so we don't have any availability right now. Maybe by Thursday?"
 
2012-06-26 09:58:11 AM
We could always use the touchstone. images.wikia.com
 
2012-06-26 09:59:12 AM
No, we don't need them because of all the chemtrails we are laying out to smother the fire.

Gotta love the conspiracy theory morans. One of my FB aquaintances posted this today to prove chemtrail aircraft exist.

sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net

Of course it is a fire retardant dispursal system used on fire fighting planes, but he won't believe me to save his life.
 
2012-06-26 09:59:54 AM
She gave an elusive answer, didn't she? I think we can take that as PROOF OF A GOVERNMENT COVERUP OF WEATHER CONTROLLING SATELLITES!11!!!1!1

////hey...who is knocking at my d
 
2012-06-26 10:01:49 AM
 
2012-06-26 10:01:55 AM
At the very end "I've had it confirmed by very reliable sources."

[Citation Needed]
 
2012-06-26 10:02:15 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Approves...
 
2012-06-26 10:02:22 AM
I can see the left wing circle jerk is already shooting down all opposing viewpoints. Must be a day that ends in Y on fark.

Why is believing in weather control devices so controversial for you libs? They had it in James Bond, or so I've read on the internet.
 
2012-06-26 10:03:38 AM
Officials should have answered "Why yes, we do! Unfortunately, when we used it to create a rainstorm to put out the fire, some nitwit aimed the satellite incorrectly and accidentally created Tropical Storm Debby. Next question?"
 
2012-06-26 10:06:12 AM
I met a guy circa 2001 in Wyoming who believed the same thing.

way, freaking, scary.
 
2012-06-26 10:09:19 AM
I don't get it
 
2012-06-26 10:11:20 AM
FOR a brief moment, during what he calls the insanity of Black Saturday, Greg Rogers stopped feeling scared and became angry.

Wearing a pair of rugby shorts and runners, the topless Mr Rogers stood in the Kinglake street outside his now destroyed dream home, a 1930s guesthouse, and stared at the flames in front of him. "For about 10 seconds, I got angry," the 43-year-old tattooist said. "I'm standing there looking at these massive flames. I got really mad instead of scared and I'm abusing them.

"I was giving them the finger. Have you ever seen that T-shirt with the big eagle and the little mouse that says 'last act of defiance'? That was me."

Having bought his $500,000 property just two months ago, Mr Rogers felt driven to try to save it. Throughout Saturday afternoon, he monitored the smoke running across the valley..
. .
"All of a sudden, the place just went black," he said. "From that time, I reckon I got to throw about one bucket of water. There are huge 40m pine trees on the back of my property. They were going up like they were dipped in petrol, and I'm standing there with a little bucket of water.

"You could see the flames and the embers just starting up little fires around our house. It just seemed like only seconds before there were massive flames all around the house.

"I could have been standing in my backyard with a bloody fire truck and hose ready to go, it wouldn't been any good. You couldn't have stopped it. No one could have stopped that. It's the scariest thing I am ever going to go through."

Eventually, Mr Rogers jumped in his car and fled. "When I came down the road, if I had turned right instead of going left, I would have driven straight into it.

"I would have ended up like those pile of cars on the hill. Another 30 seconds and I was gone. It was just pure luck."
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/how-one-man-stood-defiant/story -e 6frg6of-1111118848658

*nb: those pile of cars on the hill
i47.tinypic.com

Aussie wildfires bushfires 7 February 2009. 173 dead. Crikey!
 
2012-06-26 10:14:44 AM

CJHardin: No, we don't need them because of all the chemtrails we are laying out to smother the fire.

Gotta love the conspiracy theory morans. One of my FB aquaintances posted this today to prove chemtrail aircraft exist.

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x528]

Of course it is a fire retardant dispursal system used on fire fighting planes, but he won't believe me to save his life.


Interesting part about that is why do they have patents for this type of equipment ?
 
2012-06-26 10:15:59 AM

spentshells: CJHardin: No, we don't need them because of all the chemtrails we are laying out to smother the fire.

Gotta love the conspiracy theory morans. One of my FB aquaintances posted this today to prove chemtrail aircraft exist.

[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 640x528]

Of course it is a fire retardant dispursal system used on fire fighting planes, but he won't believe me to save his life.

Interesting part about that is why do they have patents for this type of equipment ?


Because someone invented it and wanted to sell and/or license an easily reverse-engineerable technology?
 
2012-06-26 10:18:29 AM

spentshells: Interesting part about that is why do they have patents for this type of equipment ?


Not sure if serious.
 
2012-06-26 10:20:27 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

ORGONE ENERGY!!!
 
2012-06-26 10:23:59 AM

offmymeds: [upload.wikimedia.org image 160x221]

ORGONE ENERGY!!!


(shakes fist) dammit, late again
 
2012-06-26 10:25:36 AM
Thanks for the contribution from freerepublic.com
 
2012-06-26 10:26:41 AM
Summon the Weather Wizard!
 
2012-06-26 10:26:52 AM
Superman 3 isn't real, people!
 
2012-06-26 10:29:07 AM
www.monstersandcritics.de
 
2012-06-26 10:29:25 AM
Florida would be happy to send Debby to help.
 
2012-06-26 10:31:24 AM

offmymeds: First it was earthquake machines and now, weather control satellites. DAMN YOU, OBAMA!


The idea of weather control satellites goes back to sputnik.
 
2012-06-26 10:35:32 AM

justtray: I can see the left wing circle jerk is already shooting down all opposing viewpoints. Must be a day that ends in Y on fark.

Why is believing in weather control devices so controversial for you libs? They had it in James Bond, or so I've read on the internet.


I'm a "lib" and I know weather control devices can work. Now what, conservatard?
 
2012-06-26 10:35:42 AM

Cheron: offmymeds: First it was earthquake machines and now, weather control satellites. DAMN YOU, OBAMA!

The idea of weather control satellites goes back to sputnik.


So he DOES have a time machine! I knew it!
 
2012-06-26 10:38:32 AM
secretgeek.net

/Wilhelm to the white courtesy phone.

Juneuary 25, 2012

Dear Colorado

We would be happy to send you some of the rain we've had every day for the last 3 f*cking months...if the post office didn't get washed away in the flooding....

Sincerely

Province of British Columbia

/why yes...yes it is raining....
//really hope all you folks threatened by the fires get some rain soon it is the only thing that will help...
 
2012-06-26 10:53:13 AM
Big Ramifications:the 43-year-old tattooist...Having bought his $500,000 property just two months ago...

Didn't realize tattoo artists earned that much money. Is this guy atypical?
 
2012-06-26 10:55:58 AM
I just got trolled, didn't I? Anyone got a pair of pliers I can borrow?

edge.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-06-26 10:57:39 AM
How about putting a big ass fan on the east coast of FL and blow Debby to CO?
 
2012-06-26 11:01:10 AM
Colorado thread!!

I'm in the same area (Colorado Springs), my building smells like smoke, this morning when I woke up I thought I left my grill on...I cannot see any of the mountains to the right of Pikes Peak. Saturday night I was watching the soft glow of orange creep up slowly from behind the front range..
Not good man.. not good.

Also, it has been in the high 90's for the last week + .. this is disgusting!!
 
2012-06-26 11:01:46 AM
I would have answered "yes" followed by some B.S. about why they're not being used to bring rain in then a few days later issue a statement sarcastically mocking those who thought I was serious
 
2012-06-26 11:07:31 AM

Dr.Knockboots: Colorado thread!!


Stay safe. As the first person on FARK that I ever argued with (I was right, of course), you hold a special place in my heart. :)

/remember that safety tip: Stand in a doorway
//wait, that's for floods or something.
///seriously, stay alive; I'm counting on you
 
2012-06-26 11:17:47 AM

Cheron: offmymeds: First it was earthquake machines and now, weather control satellites. DAMN YOU, OBAMA!

The idea of weather control satellites goes back to sputnik.


cokyday.files.wordpress.com

DAMN YOU, MING THE MERCILESS!
 
2012-06-26 11:20:08 AM

girljen: If we had weather control satellites, we would have used them about three fires ago.


What do you think is causing the fires?
 
2012-06-26 11:23:25 AM

Dr.Knockboots: Colorado thread!!

I'm in the same area (Colorado Springs), my building smells like smoke, this morning when I woke up I thought I left my grill on...I cannot see any of the mountains to the right of Pikes Peak. Saturday night I was watching the soft glow of orange creep up slowly from behind the front range..
Not good man.. not good.

Also, it has been in the high 90's for the last week + .. this is disgusting!!


Parker resident here. We need the Springs intact; it's the only place in the state with Dunkin' Donuts.

/stay safe
// in my basement, still sweating in the afternoons
/// from the heat, not obesity
 
2012-06-26 11:24:43 AM

MythDragon: girljen: If we had weather control satellites, we would have used them about three fires ago.

What do you think is causing the fires?


Ummmmm, fire control satellites?
 
2012-06-26 11:48:05 AM

Tainted1: MythDragon: girljen: If we had weather control satellites, we would have used them about three fires ago.

What do you think is causing the fires?

Ummmmm, fire control satellites?


Well, DUH...everybody knows that. But who's controlling them?
 
2012-06-26 11:56:25 AM
Who gave Art Bell a press pass?
 
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