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(USA Today)   Whore and opportunist break up. I'll let you decide which is which   (content.usatoday.com) divider line 36
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2012-06-26 09:29:57 AM  
I think they're both just opportunistic whores.
 
2012-06-26 01:03:42 PM  
I think they're both just whorish opportunists.
 
2012-06-26 01:20:25 PM  
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2012-06-26 01:24:45 PM  
"For me, it's because I'm no longer interested in hiding - hiding our relationship, not living out in the ... We had a lot of media scrutiny ... and it's complicated and it's hard and it wears you down after awhile." ~Rielle Hunter

No honey, what you're saying is that you actually do really want to hide so all the mean people who think what you and Edwards did was abhorrent.
 
2012-06-26 01:25:10 PM  
Aww, I hoped those crazy kids were going to make it.
 
2012-06-26 01:25:19 PM  
And we're done in two.
 
2012-06-26 01:28:49 PM  
How did it end? "I think that's private," she said, but added "We decided together. It's hard, painful."

But Hunter said he's "definitely going to continue" being a dad to their daughter Quinn. "We have a lot of things to figure out."

She says, "Many things in the relationship were a mistake, but I don't regret loving him."


Sweetie, if its private...stop talking about it.
 
2012-06-26 01:33:36 PM  
You were the piece on the side. He attempted to make your relationship legitimate only to save what was left of his political viability.

You may all now fade into obscurity. Please.
 
2012-06-26 01:34:25 PM  
Just think - if he had been elected President, we would not know any of this.
 
2012-06-26 01:34:30 PM  
Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Jose Feliciano and George Shearing could have seen this coming.
 
2012-06-26 01:37:17 PM  

karnal: Just think - if he had been elected President, we would not know any of this.


I'm ok with that.
 
2012-06-26 01:41:31 PM  
FTFA in the last paragraph, she denies being a homewrecker. Shut up, Rielle Hunter, YES YOU ARE. You are a homewrecker, Rielle Hunter, a homewrecker, a homewrecker, yes you are.
 
2012-06-26 01:56:31 PM  
I'll let you decide which is which

Both are both
 
2012-06-26 01:59:23 PM  
Anyone else think that this was going to be aboutRomney and Trump?
 
2012-06-26 02:11:42 PM  

Citrate1007: Anyone else think that this was going to be aboutRomney and Trump?


I think they both fall more into the whore-opportunist-egotist-windbag category.
 
2012-06-26 02:14:01 PM  
She's served her purpose. I wonder what her handlers have in store for her next. Quite the career so far.
 
2012-06-26 02:17:01 PM  
I'll say USA Today is both whore and opportunist. Now, who's the weird couple with the kid?
 
2012-06-26 02:19:26 PM  

Dr.Zom: I wonder what her handlers have in store for her next



A book deal and an appearance on "The View".
 
2012-06-26 02:20:31 PM  

Kevin72: FTFA in the last paragraph, she denies being a homewrecker. Shut up, Rielle Hunter, YES YOU ARE. You are a homewrecker, Rielle Hunter, a homewrecker, a homewrecker, yes you are.


It takes 2 to tango.
 
2012-06-26 02:24:27 PM  
Before clicking the link I expected these two:

www.usmagazine.com
 
2012-06-26 02:33:38 PM  
Odd placement for the politics page. I mean, yeah, Edwards was a politician, now he's just another sleazy E! Network d-bag. I dunno.
 
2012-06-26 02:37:45 PM  

karnal: Just think - if he had been elected President, we would not know any of this.


They'd have been Vince Fostered, just another pair of victims of the Dim's psychopathy, like the Constitution.
 
2012-06-26 02:39:13 PM  
So ends the relationship between a JFK wannabe and a woman who is literally a character from American Psycho. How can anyone still believe in true love now?
 
2012-06-26 02:43:53 PM  
Yes yes... if we had not known about it... our lives would have not been impacted in any way at all.

How come Newt or McCain don't get passes like this?
 
2012-06-26 02:48:19 PM  

karmaceutical: How come Newt or McCain don't get passes like this?


McCain's still in office, right? Gingrich is still taken seriously by his ilk as a thinker for writing Confederate fan fiction and acting like a teacher at some podunk diploma factory. Hell, he suckered Shelden Adelson into paying for his shopping splurges with Calista for one primary season. I'd say Edwards is the worst off among those mentioned, and rightfully so. But, um, yeah, both sides...
 
2012-06-26 02:50:23 PM  

Opiate of the Lasses: Before clicking the link I expected these two:

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x568]


Let's be serious.

Kim Kardashian has far more integrity than John Edwards.
 
2012-06-26 03:00:12 PM  
The heart wants what it wants.
 
2012-06-26 03:00:51 PM  
Oh wow another John Edwards thread. The SCANDAL. THE OUTRAGE. The low number of comments. Stay tuned.
 
2012-06-26 03:45:06 PM  

Citrate1007: Anyone else think that this was going to be aboutRomney and Trump?


I thought maybe James Carville and Mary Matalin.
 
2012-06-26 03:47:54 PM  
I thought this was going to be about Mike and Ike. Link
 
2012-06-26 04:01:53 PM  

qorkfiend: Opiate of the Lasses: Before clicking the link I expected these two:

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x568]

Let's be serious.

Kim Kardashian has far more integrity than John Edwards.


And with that, I think the universe is about to collapse on itself. Might as well start drinking Drano.
 
2012-06-26 04:05:02 PM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Citrate1007: Anyone else think that this was going to be aboutRomney and Trump?

I thought maybe James Carville and Mary Matalin.



Ha! I thought the same thing.
 
2012-06-26 05:47:04 PM  

farkityfarker: Kevin72: FTFA in the last paragraph, she denies being a homewrecker. Shut up, Rielle Hunter, YES YOU ARE. You are a homewrecker, Rielle Hunter, a homewrecker, a homewrecker, yes you are.

It takes 2 to tango.


Yes. But Edwards can't be a homewrecker in this case because Hunter wasn't married. (or was she in which case Edwards too).
 
2012-06-26 08:27:19 PM  

Kevin72: Yes. But Edwards can't be a homewrecker in this case because Hunter wasn't married. (or was she in which case Edwards too).


Edwards wrecked his own home, which is even more of a dick move in my opinion.
 
2012-06-26 10:17:22 PM  
I like the headline. When I saw the clip I wondered - when two scumbags fark, why is it that the guy's public career is rightfully left in tatters, but the woman gets to go on tv to be America's sweetheart?
 
2012-06-27 05:56:01 PM  
Smackledorfer: "The heart wants what it wants."

Somehow I suspect the heart had very little to do with this. Still, it is kind of a bummer they broke up. Douchebag skeevy politician and attention whore homewrecker seemed just about right for each other. They deserved their future of eternal torment together.

\Never trust a man with a $400 haircut.
 
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