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(Sun Sentinel)   Today in Bath Salt news: a man on synthetic drugs eats a dog. Is there some sort of chemical reaction between the Florida air and synthetic drugs that causes a person to start eating live mammals?   (sun-sentinel.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, Miami-Dade, dogs, drugs eats  
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8858 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jun 2012 at 10:20 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-26 10:33:03 AM  
5 votes:
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
2012-06-26 10:30:01 AM  
4 votes:
Synthetic marijuana = killer munchies
2012-06-26 02:02:26 PM  
3 votes:
dl.dropbox.com
2012-06-26 10:40:19 AM  
3 votes:
All players, please ready your cards for Bath Salts Bingo.

The first call is I-8. I-8.

The second call is K-9. K-9.
2012-06-26 10:32:24 AM  
2 votes:
So, not Florida and not Bath Salts. I did not read the article but I'll also assume it was a cat and not a dog.
mhd
2012-06-26 10:28:22 AM  
2 votes:
맛좋은
2012-06-26 10:25:44 AM  
2 votes:
No "Man bites dog" headline? I am disappoint.
2012-06-26 09:42:18 AM  
2 votes:
Oh, how far Obama has fallen.
2012-06-26 03:09:33 PM  
1 vote:
images.cutedoggs.com

Needs more salts.
2012-06-26 11:56:49 AM  
1 vote:

Jon iz teh kewl: ferretman: Not:

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But this:

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why can't it be both

NOM NOM NOM


It's a floor wax *AND* a dessert topping.
2012-06-26 11:26:02 AM  
1 vote:
This is all part of Obama's campaign against Big Corner Store's that keep selling this crap.
2012-06-26 11:11:32 AM  
1 vote:
I have been smoking something similar in Japan. Laws in japan are completely anal about possession of marijuana, but sometimes when you gotta smoke....... There is a small 10ft square shop in a backstreet of Shibuya which sells it exclusively. Its actually quite potent, surprisingly for a legal "herbal"
alternative. It has a floaty high with a slightly nutty overtones. No dogs attacked and eaten as yet, though one of the miniature dachshunds which lives across the street has been looking at me oddly. Maybe it can sense something.
GBB
2012-06-26 11:01:08 AM  
1 vote:
You haven't had the munchies till you've had Bath Salt munchies...
2012-06-26 10:54:27 AM  
1 vote:
He had some K-2, then he had some K-9.
2012-06-26 10:54:17 AM  
1 vote:

j4x: The research chemical rabbit hole goes much deeper than most people know.

I took a bunch of methylone at a rave and had a great time, and I generally have anxiety issues with a lot of drugs.


who has time to research individual chemicals when your gas station carries them in a pouch labeled "bath salts"
2012-06-26 10:51:21 AM  
1 vote:
Yesterday, I talked to a friend to has had conversations with recovering drug addicts who have taken bath salts. They say you have a terrible urge to bite living things. "Like a dog" was the quote, apparently.
j4x
2012-06-26 10:50:11 AM  
1 vote:
The research chemical rabbit hole goes much deeper than most people know.

I took a bunch of methylone at a rave and had a great time, and I generally have anxiety issues with a lot of drugs.
2012-06-26 10:42:20 AM  
1 vote:

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: All players, please ready your cards for Bath Salts Bingo.

The first call is I-8. I-8.

The second call is K-9. K-9.


That's enough. Go stand in the corner.
2012-06-26 10:35:47 AM  
1 vote:
img419.imageshack.us

I say we snort the bath salts, eat the dogs, and use our clothing for musket wadding.

/Dog is a fine meal.
2012-06-26 10:35:42 AM  
1 vote:
I love how all these bath salts attacks happen in places with zero tolerance for weed in the name of being tough on drugs.
2012-06-26 10:35:37 AM  
1 vote:
Had a bath salts zombie episode in Louisiana a couple of weeks back. He was munching on someone, but I forget what part he ate
2012-06-26 10:31:39 AM  
1 vote:
He was Chinese?
2012-06-26 10:31:04 AM  
1 vote:
I'm having a bath salts party, bring your own face.
2012-06-26 10:29:52 AM  
1 vote:
This makes illegal drugs seem safe in comparison.
2012-06-26 10:27:33 AM  
1 vote:
Was it a.... wiener dog?
2012-06-26 10:27:33 AM  
1 vote:
I guess that was a "hot dog"
2012-06-26 10:23:24 AM  
1 vote:
Reavers! Remember to bring your grenades!
 
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