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(Sun Sentinel)   Today in Bath Salt news: a man on synthetic drugs eats a dog. Is there some sort of chemical reaction between the Florida air and synthetic drugs that causes a person to start eating live mammals?   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 112
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2012-06-26 02:30:45 PM  
Subby -1

RTFA

Texas and K2, NOT Florida and bath salts.
 
2012-06-26 02:31:26 PM  

Coelacanth: Reavers! Remember to bring your grenades!


Was that a movie, a pilot, or a series? I saw it on television one night, but I am not sure what it was...
 
2012-06-26 02:31:41 PM  
Overlooking the obvious

Someone may be actually trying to create a synthetic drug that causes the zombie apocalypse.

I'm looking at you, federal agents who gassed people with LSD on the Golden Gate Bridge to see what would happen.

I'm looking at you, federal agents and your Guatemala STD experiments on unsuspecting human beings.

I'm looking at you, Tuskegee, AL. And you, US Navy spraying Serratia marcescens on San Francisco to see what would happen. And you, Univ. Pennsylvania for injecting 200 unsuspecting women with hepatitis to see what would happen. Sloan Kettering for injecting 300 women with "vaccines" which turned out to be live effing cancer cells to see what would happen. CIA spraying Tampa with whooping cough, killing twelve. US Army releasing millions of infected mosquitos in Florida to study the effects of yellow fever and freaking dengue.

... and a list of hunders of other experiments on unsuspecting participants involving radiation, radioactive elements, biological weapons, disease vectors, chemical weapons, nerve agents, psychological experimentation, and on and on ...

So, yeah, I believe it's possible some kind of crazed mind could actually think up the "Hey, let's see if this works" synthetic drug. As Holmes said, eliminate the impossible and whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth.

Holmes also said -

Once is happenstance
Twice coincidence
Three times is enemy action
 
2012-06-26 03:01:05 PM  

myne: Is there a chance this person was already slightly whacked and the addition of foreign chemicals further messed up already delicate brain chemistry?


NO!

Just say no.
 
2012-06-26 03:09:33 PM  
images.cutedoggs.com

Needs more salts.
 
2012-06-26 03:36:20 PM  
I'm amused that people still think it's the toiletry item sold in the bathroom aisle of your local market.
 
2012-06-26 03:49:26 PM  

cyber_slacker: Coelacanth: Reavers! Remember to bring your grenades!

Was that a movie, a pilot, or a series? I saw it on television one night, but I am not sure what it was...


The movie was a big upraised middle-finger to those morons who cancelled the series.
 
2012-06-26 03:58:02 PM  

borg: I'm amused that people still think it's the toiletry item sold in the bathroom aisle of your local market.


At least it's not weed. That stuff will kill you.
 
2012-06-26 03:58:04 PM  

myne: Salmon: Synthetic marijuana = killer munchies

Yeah, I used spice once. It made me spacey and sleepy. I had no urges to eat anyone's face or pet. I just went to bed.

Is there a chance this person was already slightly whacked and the addition of foreign chemicals further messed up already delicate brain chemistry?


More likely that the person smoked it as if they were smoking real weed and smoke so much that it sent them into a psychotic state. That stuff isn't meant to be smoke in the same quantity as someone might with real weed.
 
2012-06-26 07:19:48 PM  
They use a similar dust to raise zombies.

Guess y'all missed the memo.
 
2012-06-26 11:21:35 PM  
i.imgur.com
How has this meme been left out? You're slipping, farkers.
 
2012-06-27 12:13:39 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: Overlooking the obvious

Someone may be actually trying to create a synthetic drug that causes the zombie apocalypse.

I'm looking at you, federal agents who gassed people with LSD on the Golden Gate Bridge to see what would happen.

I'm looking at you, federal agents and your Guatemala STD experiments on unsuspecting human beings.

I'm looking at you, Tuskegee, AL. And you, US Navy spraying Serratia marcescens on San Francisco to see what would happen. And you, Univ. Pennsylvania for injecting 200 unsuspecting women with hepatitis to see what would happen. Sloan Kettering for injecting 300 women with "vaccines" which turned out to be live effing cancer cells to see what would happen. CIA spraying Tampa with whooping cough, killing twelve. US Army releasing millions of infected mosquitos in Florida to study the effects of yellow fever and freaking dengue.

... and a list of hunders of other experiments on unsuspecting participants involving radiation, radioactive elements, biological weapons, disease vectors, chemical weapons, nerve agents, psychological experimentation, and on and on ...

So, yeah, I believe it's possible some kind of crazed mind could actually think up the "Hey, let's see if this works" synthetic drug. As Holmes said, eliminate the impossible and whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth.

Holmes also said -

Once is happenstance
Twice coincidence
Three times is enemy action


I think this is the type of person who bites off someone's face on bath salts. They're already crazy - they just need that extra kick to put it all into action.
 
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