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(Bitten and Bound)   Kelly Preston threw caution to the wind last night and kissed John Travolta full on the lips. It seems likely she gargled afterward ... and quite possibly vomited. #PDAfraud w/pics   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 88
    More: Obvious, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, PDAfraud, Taylor Kitsch, lips, savage, Salma Hayek, Gloria Allred  
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2012-06-26 08:36:17 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

"Of course she likes you.. she vomited."
 
2012-06-26 08:38:17 AM  
Hey look, after being shot by Charlie Sheen, Kelly obviously found whatever arrangement she made with John to be acceptable.
 
2012-06-26 08:49:12 AM  
It. looks. so. spontaneous. and. not. staged. At. all.
 
2012-06-26 08:55:36 AM  
How odd.

Usually the woman's breath tastes like jizz.
 
2012-06-26 09:19:26 AM  
I don't know what sort of regimen he's on, but his skin looks downright synthetic.

Must be all that Thetan free living.
 
2012-06-26 09:28:42 AM  

Diogenes: I don't know what sort of regimen he's on, but his skin looks downright synthetic.

Must be all that Thetan free living.


I was wondering what happened to his hair. It looks.. strange.
 
2012-06-26 09:42:55 AM  
She's quite a piece of ass. What a waste.
 
2012-06-26 11:13:22 AM  
Damn she is hot.
 
2012-06-26 11:33:27 AM  

Cythraul: Diogenes: I don't know what sort of regimen he's on, but his skin looks downright synthetic.

Must be all that Thetan free living.

I was wondering what happened to his hair. It looks.. strange.


I think he thinks he's actually fooling everyone into believing that it's not a wig. He looks like a Ken Doll. A very gay Ken Doll.
 
2012-06-26 11:36:47 AM  

rynthetyn: Cythraul: Diogenes: I don't know what sort of regimen he's on, but his skin looks downright synthetic.

Must be all that Thetan free living.

I was wondering what happened to his hair. It looks.. strange.

I think he thinks he's actually fooling everyone into believing that it's not a wig. He looks like a Ken Doll. A very gay Ken Doll.


It's interesting to see the difference in examples of aging in people. For some, they look better as they age. For others, it totally kicks you in the teeth. Doing everything you possibly can to reverse it doesn't help in the long run, either.
 
2012-06-26 11:45:05 AM  

Cythraul: rynthetyn: Cythraul: Diogenes: I don't know what sort of regimen he's on, but his skin looks downright synthetic.

Must be all that Thetan free living.

I was wondering what happened to his hair. It looks.. strange.

I think he thinks he's actually fooling everyone into believing that it's not a wig. He looks like a Ken Doll. A very gay Ken Doll.

It's interesting to see the difference in examples of aging in people. For some, they look better as they age. For others, it totally kicks you in the teeth. Doing everything you possibly can to reverse it doesn't help in the long run, either.


When I was working in retail and would see people's drivers licences when they were applying for credit cards, the ones who obviously had work done were always at least ten years younger than I guessed from looking at them. That was enough to swear me off plastic surgery.
 
2012-06-26 12:02:46 PM  
Geez, how many pop-up ads could they throw at me at once?
 
2012-06-26 12:03:46 PM  

Diogenes: I don't know what sort of regimen he's on, but his skin looks downright synthetic.

Must be all that Thetan free living.


He looks like one of the cheap model androids in Surrogates.
 
2012-06-26 12:07:31 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Diogenes: I don't know what sort of regimen he's on, but his skin looks downright synthetic.

Must be all that Thetan free living.

He looks like one of the cheap model androids in Surrogates.


Plate of shrimp moment: I was driving in today thinking that I had to read the comics because the movie was so bad. Has anyone else read the series and can confirm that it was pretty good?
 
2012-06-26 12:11:01 PM  
Just before the kiss she whispered in his ear "It's been so long, what does cock taste like?"
 
2012-06-26 12:15:16 PM  
Old John sure has had a lot of work done to his face; he's starting to look like he's wearing one of those plastic masks the kids wear on Halloween.
 
2012-06-26 12:15:58 PM  
FTFA: The 58-year-old actor has been keeping a decidedly low profile following allegations of sexual assault and battery brought forward by two male masseurs


Anyone tell what's wrong with that sentence? Anyone?
 
2012-06-26 12:17:39 PM  
Travolta isn't gay. His penis is.
 
2012-06-26 12:22:32 PM  

TwilightZone: FTFA: The 58-year-old actor has been keeping a decidedly low profile following allegations of sexual assault and battery brought forward by two male masseurs


Anyone tell what's wrong with that sentence? Anyone?


The sorry excuse for a journalist obviously misspelled "monsieurs."
 
2012-06-26 12:29:05 PM  

Sybarite: Hey look, after being shot by Charlie Sheen, Kelly obviously found whatever arrangement she made with John to be acceptable.


Is this true, she was actually shot by CS?
 
2012-06-26 12:29:35 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Diogenes: I don't know what sort of regimen he's on, but his skin looks downright synthetic.

Must be all that Thetan free living.

He looks like one of the cheap model androids in Surrogates.


Yeah, he does kinda look like he's been assembled.
 
2012-06-26 12:30:44 PM  

TwilightZone: FTFA: The 58-year-old actor has been keeping a decidedly low profile following allegations of sexual assault and battery brought forward by two male masseurs


Anyone tell what's wrong with that sentence? Anyone?


Redundancy
 
2012-06-26 12:31:33 PM  
Are you people implying that he is homosexual? On what basis?
 
2012-06-26 12:33:38 PM  

GacysBasement: Are you people implying that he is homosexual? On what basis?


www.badgesociety.com

Photographic evidence.
 
2012-06-26 12:36:40 PM  

offacue: Just before the kiss she whispered in his ear "It's been so long, what does cock taste like?"


Pretty sure if she whispered that into my ear I would let out a mighty velociraptor cry and jump her in a similar fashion to boot.
 
2012-06-26 12:37:05 PM  
How many times am I going to have to say this?

Enough with the goddamn hashtags in headlines.

And yeah, Travolta's gay. Everyone knows, nobody cares.
 
2012-06-26 12:40:44 PM  
And so, the awkward kissing gallery adds another photo...

media.cnbc.com

www.accesshollywood.com

www.accesshollywood.com
 
2012-06-26 12:42:29 PM  

praymantis: Sybarite: Hey look, after being shot by Charlie Sheen, Kelly obviously found whatever arrangement she made with John to be acceptable.

Is this true, she was actually shot by CS?



Yeah, he accidentally shot her in the arm back in 1990 and she broke off their engagement not long after. She got married to Travolta the next year.
 
2012-06-26 12:43:13 PM  

LeroyBourne: offacue: Just before the kiss she whispered in his ear "It's been so long, what does cock taste like?"

Pretty sure if she whispered that into my ear I would let out a mighty velociraptor cry and jump her in a similar fashion to boot.


As you would think any heterosexual man would do.
 
2012-06-26 12:49:07 PM  
for guys my age, she was just about the hottest woman in the world. she ended up with a closet case like travolta (and basically quit acting for ten years, at her peak). such a shame.

/will always have 'mischief'
 
2012-06-26 12:51:19 PM  
Remarking afterwords,"mmmm...salty"..
 
2012-06-26 12:52:16 PM  

Alphax: Geez, how many pop-up ads could they throw at me at once?


What's a pop-up ad?
 
2012-06-26 12:52:41 PM  
Have her AIDS tested and then send her to me...

cosasdenacho.siguealconejoblanco.com
 
2012-06-26 12:56:44 PM  

Mildot: Have her AIDS tested and then send her to me...

[cosasdenacho.siguealconejoblanco.com image 372x541]


AIDS tested? How about you just go fark yourself instead?
 
2012-06-26 12:57:42 PM  
After Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson and Travolta, I think it is Tom Hanks' turn to fall from grace.
 
2012-06-26 12:59:02 PM  
i.imgur.com

Acting! Thank Yooou!
 
2012-06-26 01:09:43 PM  
Just gonna leave this here.

yeeeah.com

NTTAWWT, except Mr. Douglas seems caught off guard...
 
2012-06-26 01:13:04 PM  

devilEther: After Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson and Travolta, I think it is Tom Hanks' turn to fall from grace.


That would be bad. The country may need to borrow some of his credibility.
 
2012-06-26 01:13:25 PM  
I'd give anything for the chance to throw my caution into her wind, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
 
2012-06-26 01:20:15 PM  

petuniapup: Just gonna leave this here.

[yeeeah.com image 500x393]

NTTAWWT, except Mr. Douglas seems caught off guard...


It isn't the kiss that bothers him, it's Travolta trying to give him a UFIA that made him look surprised.
 
2012-06-26 01:29:37 PM  
Adam Carolla had a great line about him recently, about "he had bad Gay Luck. had he been a movie star in the 60's or 70's, the press would have kept their mouth shut about him being guy like with rock hudson. and nowadays, you can't be a hollywood star unless you chug cock. so he had to spend the first 20 years of his career denying he was gay or being in the closet, and now it's too late for him to come out."


/it isn't funny how i'm saying it but it was funny how he did it.
 
2012-06-26 01:40:27 PM  

Cythraul: Diogenes: I don't know what sort of regimen he's on, but his skin looks downright synthetic.

Must be all that Thetan free living.

I was wondering what happened to his hair. It looks.. strange.


But his beard looks great!
 
2012-06-26 01:44:03 PM  

devilEther: After Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson and Travolta, I think it is Tom Hanks' turn to fall from grace.


You know, I like Tom Cruise.
 
2012-06-26 02:00:14 PM  

tooeasy: for guys my age, she was just about the hottest woman in the world. she ended up with a closet case like travolta (and basically quit acting for ten years, at her peak). such a shame.


One could almost say the same about Katie Holmes.

Hmm...
 
2012-06-26 02:00:36 PM  

Cythraul: Mildot: Have her AIDS tested and then send her to me...

[cosasdenacho.siguealconejoblanco.com image 372x541]

AIDS tested? How about you just go fark yourself instead?


jeese, who peed in your cornflakes? Sorry if gay men are very susceptible to catching HIV & AIDS but that's what can happen when you let men stick their peeners in your back side.
 
2012-06-26 02:02:52 PM  

rickythepenguin: Adam Carolla had a great line about him recently, about "he had bad Gay Luck. had he been a movie star in the 60's or 70's, the press would have kept their mouth shut about him being guy like with rock hudson. and nowadays, you can't be a hollywood star unless you chug cock. so he had to spend the first 20 years of his career denying he was gay or being in the closet, and now it's too late for him to come out."


/it isn't funny how i'm saying it but it was funny how he did it.


The messed up thing is that even today there are plenty of younger actors who are playing the beard game because of the conventional wisdom that if you want the big payday leading roles you better pretend to be straight. It's only been in the last couple of years that you've had people who aren't character actors coming out. Other than Zachary Quinto, I can't think of anybody who has a lead in a big budget summer popcorn franchise who's out.
 
2012-06-26 02:05:16 PM  

Spaceballer: tooeasy: for guys my age, she was just about the hottest woman in the world. she ended up with a closet case like travolta (and basically quit acting for ten years, at her peak). such a shame.

One could almost say the same about Katie Holmes.

Hmm...


Are there some sort of secret Scientology rules about how to be a Scientologist actor's beard that require you to stay home with the kids like a 1950s housewife?
 
2012-06-26 02:11:26 PM  

Mildot: Cythraul: Mildot: Have her AIDS tested and then send her to me...

[cosasdenacho.siguealconejoblanco.com image 372x541]

AIDS tested? How about you just go fark yourself instead?

jeese, who peed in your cornflakes? Sorry if gay men are very susceptible to catching HIV & AIDS but that's what can happen when you let men stick their peeners in your back side.


Here's a news flash for you, asshole. Just because a man is gay, it doesn't mean he's out practicing unsafe sex, or banging random anonymous tricks off of grindr/craig's list. If you still don't understand that your statement was bigoted, again, you can go fark yourself.
 
2012-06-26 02:12:36 PM  

rynthetyn: Spaceballer: tooeasy: for guys my age, she was just about the hottest woman in the world. she ended up with a closet case like travolta (and basically quit acting for ten years, at her peak). such a shame.

One could almost say the same about Katie Holmes.

Hmm...

Are there some sort of secret Scientology rules about how to be a Scientologist actor's beard that require you to stay home with the kids like a 1950s housewife?


You mean, like that Stepford Wives story? If only there were somebody with personal experience being a Scientologist's wife who could then use that experience to play a role in a Stepford Wives remake.

/wouldn't know, didn't watch the remake.
 
2012-06-26 02:15:01 PM  

Spaceballer: tooeasy: for guys my age, she was just about the hottest woman in the world. she ended up with a closet case like travolta (and basically quit acting for ten years, at her peak). such a shame.

One could almost say the same about Katie Holmes.

Hmm...


Or Nicole Kidman.
 
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