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///It's all the stupid greenlights, I tells ya.

He admits that his only mistake was not counting the currency in front of someone.
This cop should lose his pension for theft.

kona: Gonna need a photo of the former stripper...

No need. The fact that he stole it instead of giving it tells you all you need to know.

at that moment, she meant everything

Even if everything he said about the incident is accurate, he messed up badly. Even a rookie should have known how badly, and for a Chief?

Should have retired immediately in exchange for not being charged criminally.

"i'll just take that" YOINK!

kona: Gonna need a photo of the former stripper...

Google her, she has a myspace page.

What a former stripper with $714 in their car may look like

Where did she strip?

Ah, good ol' Lil' Rhody. Where corruption is just another word for how things are done. The best mayor Providence has had in recent history (really, he did a lot of good for the city) is a convicted felon. For some reason just about every car on the road has dealer plates ("My cousin Vinny saved me a trip to the RMV"). But they do have damned good clam shacks.

JohnCarter: What a former stripper with $714 in their car may look like

Is that a barbell in her jizz button?

Gunny Highway: Where did she strip?

At the fried clam.

basemetal: Whiting's case is being decided by a judge instead of by a jury.

Why bother then?

Fangoo! Attsamatafa you? Ya gotta at least make it look good for the record.
Plus, there's money to be laundered in them thar courts.

vudukungfu: Gunny Highway: Where did she strip?

At the fried clam.

I was thinking Balloons.

Gunny Highway: vudukungfu: Gunny Highway: Where did she strip?

At the fried clam.

I was thinking Balloons.

Foxy Lady. She was the hostess for Legs and Eggs on Saturday morning...

Whiting, 58, of North Attleboro

Shouldn't the chief of police living in a different town (and this case, state) from the one he serves be worrisome enough, confidence-wise?

Tempted: Gunny Highway: vudukungfu: Gunny Highway: Where did she strip?

At the fried clam.

I was thinking Balloons.

Foxy Lady. She was the hostess for Legs and Eggs on Saturday morning...



Satin Doll.

One of Shappys joints.

Theeerrrreee's a hole in the story of a suspended Rhode Island police chief says he did not steal $714 from a stripper after chasing an SUV in which she was riding during Tropical Storm Irene, there's a hole, there's a hole, there's hole in the cop's story...

So who are you going to believe?
a) Police chief
b) Stripper

Tough one.
That's why Fark is always nice to us by giving us an option of c)

If she had $714 she's not a stripper.

If it's all one-dollar bills, however, I'd be willing to listen to the argument that it's possible.

Foundling: If she had $714 she's not a stripper.

If it's all one-dollar bills, however, I'd be willing to listen to the argument that it's possible.


According to her, $600 of it was for spending the night in a hotel with some guy. So, $114 earned stripping.

Well, since 9/11, at least there hasn't been a new caste of untouchable US citizens created who can do nearly whatever they want, whenever they want, to nearly anyone they want, and still retire young with a huge pension.

/who investigates us? We do!

rightylefty: Ah, good ol' Lil' Rhody. Where corruption is just another word for how things are done. The best mayor Providence has had in recent history (really, he did a lot of good for the city) is a convicted felon. For some reason just about every car on the road has dealer plates ("My cousin Vinny saved me a trip to the RMV"). But they do have damned good clam shacks.

Everybody thinks that The Simpsons Mayor Quimby is based on a Kennedy. I've always thought he was more like Mayor Vincent "Buddy" Cianci.

simusid:

Everybody thinks that The Simpsons Mayor Quimby is based on a Kennedy. I've always thought he was more like Mayor Vincent "Buddy" Cianci.


Nah, Cianci is quite different than that character in all ways. Cianci is more like the mob boss guy, but not as discreet. He'd tell you right to your face "I'm the Mayor, I will ruin you if you don't do what I say."

Say what you will, I'll take an honest crook over a lying thief all day long.

/Cianci was at my wedding
//Not a bad guy to know

Buddy Cianci rules!

Also, the Chief looks a little like Big Hoss in a few decades