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(NYPost)   TSA does away with airport screening lines, long lines, intrusive pat downs ... just in time for your flight in 2019   (nypost.com ) divider line
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2371 clicks; posted to Business » on 26 Jun 2012 at 8:47 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-26 08:58:45 AM  
Nice use of Total Recall, NY Post.
 
2012-06-26 09:33:08 AM  
This is worse than the current system
 
2012-06-26 09:38:38 AM  
I "get" to leave my belt and shoes on? Gee, thanks!

/kowtow
 
2012-06-26 09:58:05 AM  
Retina coding accepted. Warden William Smithers. Enjoy your flight.
 
2012-06-26 11:53:52 AM  
Haven't flown anywhere since 2005, so 2019 should work.
 
2012-06-26 01:52:10 PM  
And probably about 100 times more likely to give you cancer.
 
2012-06-26 02:00:58 PM  
Had 2 flights this month and never went through a scanner.
 
2012-06-26 02:12:01 PM  
Two weeks.
 
2012-06-26 03:03:57 PM  
No matter what they do, the agents will continue to be incapable of following instructions or protocols and decide that they are tinpot dictators who are entitled to harass anyone they feel like.
 
2012-06-26 03:24:51 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: Nice use of Total Recall, NY Post.


www.nypost.com

Thank goodness for the scanner, because otherwise security might not notice the guns in those guys' hands.
 
2012-06-26 05:36:37 PM  
The TSA is a tax payer give away to tactical supply companies. We need to include TSA agents on the arks with the hairdressers and phone sanitizers.
 
2012-06-26 06:11:39 PM  

Parthenogenetic: SN1987a goes boom: Nice use of Total Recall, NY Post.

[www.nypost.com image 300x150]

Thank goodness for the scanner, because otherwise security might not notice the guns in those guys' hands.


Sadly enough with all the TSA stories we see, those are either:
A) Toy wooden kid guns that will result in the 6 year old getting an invasive full putt down
B) Real guns that a reporter shows can be easily moved past TSA and right onto the flight
 
2012-06-26 10:16:12 PM  
Well... as long as I still get to opt-out of the new screening (and opt-in to forcing a federal employee to get down on his knees and cup my balls in a crowded airport), I guess I'm okay with it.
 
2012-06-27 09:58:27 AM  

natazha: Haven't flown anywhere since 2005, so 2019 should work.


Welcome to the club.
Real Americans don't give up their rights.
/would you like to know more?
 
2012-06-27 10:13:44 AM  

vudukungfu: natazha: Haven't flown anywhere since 2005, so 2019 should work.

Welcome to the club.
Real Americans don't give up their rights.
/would you like to know more?


Tell yourself that when they start doing checkpoints on highways, ferries, and mass transit....
 
2012-06-29 03:45:54 AM  

redmid17: vudukungfu: natazha: Haven't flown anywhere since 2005, so 2019 should work.

Welcome to the club.
Real Americans don't give up their rights.
/would you like to know more?

Tell yourself that when they start doing checkpoints on highways, ferries, and mass transit....


What do you mean *when* they start?
 
2012-06-29 02:13:38 PM  

fredbox: redmid17: vudukungfu: natazha: Haven't flown anywhere since 2005, so 2019 should work.

Welcome to the club.
Real Americans don't give up their rights.
/would you like to know more?

Tell yourself that when they start doing checkpoints on highways, ferries, and mass transit....

What do you mean *when* they start?


I suppose sarcasm can be hard to read

/why do you think I chose those exact modes of transportation
 
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