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(The Blaze)   According to Genn Beck's electoral map, Mitt Romney will win 48 out of 50 states. Only socialistic, commie, freedom hating Colorado and Hawaii will go blue   (theblaze.com) divider line 239
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2012-06-26 05:16:56 AM  
Beck obviously underestimates the dirty hippies of Portland and Eugene, Oregon. "Socialists" and "Liberal Elites" outnumber the "Good, hardworking Americans" in Oregon by a large margin.

/Blue and proud of it.
 
2012-06-26 05:32:41 AM  
Beck thinks Romney will win California.

I'm not sure if that's funny or sad.
 
2012-06-26 07:31:27 AM  
What about the other 7 states?
 
2012-06-26 08:24:06 AM  
Is this another of Glenn Becks prognostications that his faithful will gleefully ignore when it fails to pan out?
 
2012-06-26 08:24:17 AM  
It's not a serious prediction, they're just dicking around with the map.
 
2012-06-26 08:24:24 AM  

BillCo: What about the other 7 states?


He'll just Etch-A-Sketch those to the win column.
 
2012-06-26 08:36:17 AM  

MmmmBacon: Beck obviously underestimates the dirty hippies of Portland and Eugene, Oregon. "Socialists" and "Liberal Elites" outnumber the "Good, hardworking Americans" in Oregon by a large margin.

/Blue and proud of it.


Hey what do you know, the yacht-owning starbucks sipping Seattle dot com billionaires aren't voting for Mitt either. Take that Oregon hippies and Eugene black bloc protest tourists. Now get the hell out of Seattle and quit breaking windows of our banks, we need those for all our money (that you don't have)

In fact, the entire West Coast isn't voting red this year, or any year in the forseeable. Beck, from Mt. Vernon, Washington State, might be from one of the few slightly non-blue enclaves along the entire coast.
 
2012-06-26 08:38:16 AM  
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2012-06-26 08:52:24 AM  
What a RINO. Mitt is clearly going to win 50 of 50 states plus all ten provinces and three territories of Canada which will join the United States merely to have the honor of voting for him.
 
2012-06-26 09:00:19 AM  
Personally, I'm impressed Beck can read a map.
 
2012-06-26 09:03:27 AM  

Dinki: Is this another of Glenn Becks prognostications that his faithful will gleefully ignore when it fails to pan out?


probably.
 
2012-06-26 09:07:47 AM  
But everybody he knows is voting for Romney.
 
2012-06-26 09:12:39 AM  
Beck is still around?

Color me surprised.
 
2012-06-26 09:16:24 AM  

Diogenes: Personally, I'm impressed Beck can read a map.


Don't be surprised to find out he just had a PA read it for him.
 
2012-06-26 09:17:33 AM  

bloobeary: Beck thinks Romney will win California.

I'm not sure if that's funny or sad.


Romney taking DC would be a slight step up from McCain/Palin getting 6% of the vote there in 2008.
 
2012-06-26 09:22:14 AM  
www.dylanscandybar.com

Glenn Beck's electoral Map
 
2012-06-26 09:29:04 AM  
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2012-06-26 09:32:20 AM  
Reagan won 49 states. Romney is no Reagan. Where is Romney polling in his two home states - Michigan and Massachusetts? Does he have a chance in either of those?
 
2012-06-26 09:47:16 AM  

SlothB77: Reagan won 49 states. Romney is no Reagan. Where is Romney polling in his two home states - Michigan and Massachusetts? Does he have a chance in either of those?


Nope.
 
2012-06-26 09:50:06 AM  
Shouldn't Beck be busy finding a new scam to sell to the scared, gullible old people who comprise his audience, now that Goldline is under indictment for defrauding them?
 
2012-06-26 09:50:30 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: SlothB77: Reagan won 49 states. Romney is no Reagan. Where is Romney polling in his two home states - Michigan and Massachusetts? Does he have a chance in either of those?

Nope.


Just to give you an idea, Nate Silver has Obama with a 97.6% chance of winning Massachusetts, and an 81.2% chance of winning Michigan.
 
2012-06-26 09:52:20 AM  

gilgigamesh: Shouldn't Beck be busy finding a new scam to sell to the scared, gullible old people who comprise his audience, now that Goldline is under indictment for defrauding them?


are they really under indictment? 'scuse me while I check out google.
 
2012-06-26 09:53:45 AM  
Indiana turned blue with Obama for the first time since 1964.

I'm not sure that will happen again this year.
 
2012-06-26 09:56:57 AM  
 
2012-06-26 10:06:11 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Indiana turned blue with Obama for the first time since 1964.

I'm not sure that will happen again this year.


Sadly, nor do I. Voter apathy is big in the college towns, and the teatards are out in force. Hell, we couldn't even figure out what time the state belongs in; my estimates are Indiana goes for Mittens just due to all the billionaires who live here.
 
2012-06-26 10:12:59 AM  
So, does this announcement from Beck mean that Obama needs to leave the White House now and Romney moves in, or will Obama at least be able to stay there until the election?
 
2012-06-26 10:17:40 AM  
Pretty sure this is a Beck troll of you guys.

Today he had a commercial for Thursday's show. The "Supreme Court Celebration Show or End of the Country as we Know It Show". Pretty funny fake commercial. Not the exact titles, can't remember them. But he makes fun of himself too.

He's okay on radio nearly 40% of the time. Not for information...but entertainment. Never watched his show on TV. Heck, haven't watched any TV news except for election results in a long time. Maybe the Egyptian spring coverage last year...
 
2012-06-26 10:40:49 AM  

Grables'Daughter: So, does this announcement from Beck mean that Obama needs to leave the White House now and Romney moves in, or will Obama at least be able to stay there until the election?


Technically, he can stay until the election, but it would be best for everyone if he moved out now.
 
2012-06-26 10:43:05 AM  

Sybarite: What a RINO. Mitt is clearly going to win 50 of 50 states plus all ten provinces and three territories of Canada which will join the United States merely to have the honor of voting for him.


Respect bro! You knew that Canada has 3 Territories which I'm not even sure most Canadians know.

An American who knows world geography is like a fabled unicorn in this world. I've heard tell of Americans like this but I never thought I would personally witness one.
 
2012-06-26 10:44:26 AM  

Grables'Daughter: So, does this announcement from Beck mean that Obama needs to leave the White House now and Romney moves in, or will Obama at least be able to stay there until the election?


it just means we have to step up the search for Romney's phylactery before the election starts.
 
2012-06-26 10:54:16 AM  
Oh my God I am posting in the politics tab again it burns so much GET IT OFF OF ME GET IT OFF OF ME!
 
2012-06-26 11:03:02 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Oh my God I am posting in the politics tab again it burns so much GET IT OFF OF ME GET IT OFF OF ME!


AND you got BillCo cooties.

Keep away! Keep away!
 
2012-06-26 11:05:56 AM  
Gotta love that Weeners:

This is a fun exercise, but all premised on the assumption that the Tyrant will abide by the results of the election. He's already tossed the Constitution in the trash, and now we hear buzz of democrats wanting him to rule, not govern. What's to keep him from saying that the election was invalid for some reason and refuse to recognize the results? If Romney wins, I think we should ALL plan to visit Washington DC on Inauguration Day, noting that DC's laws against gun possession have been invalidated. Beck, why don't you call a "Restoring the Constitution" rally on the Mall for that date. If the Tyrant leaves, then the Republicrats will at least get the message. If the Tyrant does not leave, well, the garrison of DC can't possibly stop half a million. The question is, not does the Tyrant have the balls to ignore the Constitution, but rather do WE have the balls to enforce it?
 
2012-06-26 11:20:20 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Oh my God I am posting in the politics tab again it burns so much GET IT OFF OF ME GET IT OFF OF ME!


It never comes off.

NEVER
 
2012-06-26 11:30:33 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Oh my God I am posting in the politics tab again it burns so much GET IT OFF OF ME GET IT OFF OF ME!


ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
 
2012-06-26 12:08:19 PM  

Diogenes: Personally, I'm impressed Beck can read a map.


rubenerd.com

Ahem.
 
2012-06-26 12:09:36 PM  
ohwaityoureserious.jpg
 
2012-06-26 12:10:16 PM  

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: Personally, I'm impressed Beck can read a map.

[rubenerd.com image 420x286]

Ahem.


Beck is such a dumbass. That's obviously New Egypt.
 
2012-06-26 12:10:27 PM  
There were twenty Romney folks protesting Obama in Massachusetts yesterday.

20.

In his "home" state. I don't think we're voting for Romney. We did that once. It was a mistake.
 
2012-06-26 12:10:58 PM  
Ain't he one of dem Moronis?
 
2012-06-26 12:11:14 PM  

I_C_Weener: Today he


People actually admit to watching this guy? You'd figure it'd be more like a flavor of love kinda thing.
 
2012-06-26 12:11:16 PM  
So, nobody's going to comment on the typo?
 
2012-06-26 12:12:03 PM  
He used to freely admit that he's a shock jock, and the things he says are simply doing his job. I think at this point the person he pretended to be has actually consumed him. Any civilized society would be getting this man mental help, but we put him on a pedestal. Some of us do it for entertainment, some because we're dumb enough to take the rantings of a madman seriously, some of us do it for profit, but collectively we have decided to sacrifice this man for our agenda.
 
2012-06-26 12:12:36 PM  
My state (WA) isn't going red.
 
2012-06-26 12:13:44 PM  

Weaver95: Grables'Daughter: Oh my God I am posting in the politics tab again it burns so much GET IT OFF OF ME GET IT OFF OF ME!

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


Best part?
 
2012-06-26 12:14:45 PM  

what_now: There were twenty Romney folks protesting Obama in Massachusetts yesterday.

20.

In his "home" state. I don't think we're voting for Romney. We did that once. It was a mistake.


Were they actual protesters, or were they staffers that just got off the Romney bus that was honking and circling the venue where Obama was speaking?
 
2012-06-26 12:15:45 PM  

BillCo: What about the other 7 states?


What about the other 57 states?!

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2012-06-26 12:16:23 PM  
genn?
 
2012-06-26 12:18:33 PM  

apoptotic: Were they actual protesters, or were they staffers that just got off the Romney bus that was honking and circling the venue where Obama was speaking?


I'm not sure. A bunch of dorky looking white guys in khakis. I didn't take a picture.
 
2012-06-26 12:18:51 PM  
Does anybody actually listen to Beck since he was kicked off of Fox? It seems like he just follows the typical right-winger rout of descending into crazier and crazier material so that his ever more marginalized voice can cut above the noise level.

When you're too nuts for even Fox to stomach your presence anymore, you've lost your audience.
 
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