Who?

/does not watch blacksketball

Who?

/does not click HuffPo links

Can't wait for butthurt Cleveland fans to remind us what a horrible, selfish person Lebron is for doing this.

Nice shirt. That should get the haters going.

Damn. She's pretty hot. If I was LeBron I would have demanded the right of Prima Nocta. He is the King, officially now.

Cymbal: Damn. She's pretty hot. If I was LeBron I would have demanded the right of Prima Nocta. He is the King, officially now.

Reading the article, I thought the groom was going to demand he nail her.

Didnt one of his teammates fark his mother when he was in cleveland?

bulldg4life: urban.derelict: Who?

/does not watch blacksketball

what...no thug ball comment?

Cut him some slack, he's from Philly. That whole city needs to be surrounded by nice padded walls.

That would be a reasonable ending to the series.

"He was really nice. And then he disappeared into the tall man abyss."

...Are you a wizard?

Dr Dreidel: He posed for not one picture, not two, not three...

"I believe that we can pose for multiple pictures if we get them at the right angle."

King James has invoked his right to Prima Nocte!

/and the groom does not complain

Pretty cool on his part.

Imagine the Fark.com outrage if he would have snubbed the bride and groom's request for one picture.

Gonna need more pictures of the bride before I can decide if I approve.

vgacolor: King James has invoked his right to Prima Nocte!

/and the groom does not complain

Nope, because in 18 years, who's paying the bills? Basketball kid!

Ah, I'm done hating him. I understand why he didn't choose NY.

Back to hating Dolan, I suppose.

Broktun: Pretty cool on his part.

Imagine the Fark.com outrage if he would have snubbed accepted the bride and groom's request for one picture Prima Nocta.

FTFY

ChrisDe: Gonna need more pictures of the bride before I can decide if I approve.



Elbows are pretty sharp, not sure about her knees. No rack either, but if you have a chance at Prima Nocta with a girl this pretty, you should prolly take it. Just one night after all.

Di Atribe: Aw, that's really sweet! Can't hate on him for that.

The bridge should've called an audible and asked James to give her away at the altar.

Those must be some tiny people. I thought LeBron was like 6'8" (??), but he really towers over them.

Dylan and Eric: Those must be some tiny people. I thought LeBron was like 6'8" (??), but he really towers over them.

Prob closer to 6'9", but yeah, bride and groom are definitely under six feet. LeBron could even be in flip flops/sandals(not sure how likely that is). But I'm sure the bride is in high heels though.

Dylan and Eric: Those must be some tiny people. I thought LeBron was like 6'8" (??), but he really towers over them.

If that bride is 5-foot-4, that makes the groom around 5-foot-6.

I heard Mike and Mike this morning debating the propriety of this and whether either of their wives would have gone along with it. Greenie said his would say "no". Golic said it didn't matter to him what his wife thought; it was a keeper of a wedding photo. And I'm thinking, "hey you two bozos, it was the bride's idea here."

Nice move by Lebron.

That's where I stay when I go back to Coconut Grove and their restaurants are great. Bet he was there to get some wedding buffet food. And he lives about 6 blocks or so up the street.

He never took his talents to South Beach; he's on the mainland in the 33133. Much better IMO.