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(Daily Mail)   Trio of criminal masterminds kill old man for the £30,000 rumored to be in his safe. You should never believe those sort of rumors   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 52
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2012-06-25 11:26:34 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-25 11:32:56 PM
pregnant no less. are these what you call chavs?
 
2012-06-25 11:34:54 PM
Insert Geraldo Rivera joke here.
 
2012-06-25 11:55:49 PM

TsarTom: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 326x475]


Yep. First thing that came to mind when I read the headline.
 
2012-06-26 12:13:36 AM
Did it happen in Wooley Swamp?
 
2012-06-26 01:01:50 AM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-26 01:03:01 AM
*shudders*

This reminded me of the murder of silent movie star Ramon Novarro, who was killed by two punks who thought he had $5,000 somewhere in his house.
 
2012-06-26 01:10:20 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Yep. First thing that came to mind when I read the headline.


Second. Done in one.

/I highly recommend the book. Horribly depressing but incredibly well-written.
 
2012-06-26 04:23:18 AM

nmrsnr: Bathia_Mapes: Yep. First thing that came to mind when I read the headline.

Second. Done in one.

/I highly recommend the book. Horribly depressing but incredibly well-written.


Indeed. Truman Capote did an excellent job.
 
2012-06-26 05:13:57 AM

doglover: Did it happen in Wooley Swamp?


I had that on vinyl.

/You could hear one old man laugh.
 
2012-06-26 06:45:06 AM
Two chavs kill a man with a hammer.

Is this from the video I think it is?
 
2012-06-26 06:49:53 AM
that was not a nice thing to do
 
2012-06-26 06:51:07 AM
Was it in the banana stand?
 
2012-06-26 06:57:09 AM
This sounds like an adaptation of Crime and Punishment.
 
2012-06-26 07:01:24 AM
Stringbean?

www.moorestevie.com

Same thing happened to him - but he DID have tens of thousands of dollars stashed in the house. Found years later......shredded by mice.
 
2012-06-26 07:01:36 AM
At ten grand apiece, You could have made better money working in a fast food joint.

/More fries, less murder.
/Shame the old man wasn't packing heat. It might have made for a better ending.
 
2012-06-26 07:05:39 AM
I usually am not one to throw stones but...I thought women like that only existed when I farked with the sliders in Mass Effect.
 
2012-06-26 07:12:14 AM
www.freakingnews.com
 
2012-06-26 07:12:39 AM
This brought up memories of this murder that happened locally.
 
2012-06-26 07:15:29 AM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-26 07:28:51 AM
www.themarysue.com

"We plead our bellies, milord!"

Farking Chavs. Inconceivable, how someone can care so little about human life.
They should all be ground into a fine red paste and fed to pigs.
 
2012-06-26 07:34:51 AM
I'm curious as to what led them to believe that there was £30,000 in his safe. Didn't they even think to verify this info?

*looks at mugshots*

Oh, wait...never mind.
 
2012-06-26 07:37:11 AM

tira: I usually am not one to throw stones but...I thought women like that only existed when I farked with the sliders in Mass Effect.


img196.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-26 07:39:51 AM
You know, when I was a kid during the 1960s, I lived in a mostly senior neighborhood where most of the houses were built during the turn of the century. Many of them had safes because back when they were first built, banks were untrustworthy and run by sometimes shady characters. We had a safe too. My mom kept her booze in it (And us kids' birth certificates in the sewing basket).
 
2012-06-26 07:40:11 AM
Oh yeah, one more thing: this reminds me of Lovecraft's story "The Terrible Old Man". It didn't turn out too good for the robbers.

Little things make considerable excitement in little towns, which is the reason that Kingsport people talked all that spring and summer about the three unidentifiable bodies, horribly slashed as with many cutlasses, and horribly mangled as by the tread of many cruel boot-heels, which the tide washed in. And some people even spoke of things as trivial as the deserted motor-car found in Ship Street, or certain especially inhuman cries, probably of a stray animal or migratory bird, heard in the night by wakeful citizens. But in this idle village gossip the Terrible Old Man took no interest at all. He was by nature reserved, and when one is aged and feeble, one's reserve is doubly strong. Besides, so ancient a sea-captain must have witnessed scores of things much more stirring in the far-off days of his unremembered youth.
 
2012-06-26 07:44:38 AM

offmymeds: I'm curious as to what led them to believe that there was £30,000 in his safe. Didn't they even think to verify this info?

*looks at mugshots*

Oh, wait...never mind.


this being the premise for so many bad TV specials and horror movies - and it never fares well for anyone involved. still over and over you hear them confessing on 'The First 48' how it was neighborhood legend that the old man who dressed in rags is a millionaire. Morans. really top shelf, thick as a brick Morans.
 
2012-06-26 07:59:14 AM
Scum.
 
2012-06-26 08:06:30 AM
heavily pregnant?

is there such a thing as lightly pregnant?

inquiring minds want to know
 
2012-06-26 08:09:08 AM
They look about like what you'd expect after hearing of the awesome job they did covering their tracks.
 
2012-06-26 08:10:53 AM

johndalek: heavily pregnant?

is there such a thing as lightly pregnant?

inquiring minds want to know


That's what's REALLY frightening. It's going to reproduce.
 
2012-06-26 08:11:25 AM

MythDragon: [www.themarysue.com image 520x389]

"We plead our bellies, milord!"

Farking Chavs. Inconceivable, how someone can care so little about human life.
They should all be ground into a fine red paste and fed to pigs.


That would be an insult to the pigs.
 
2012-06-26 08:12:59 AM

johndalek: heavily pregnant?

is there such a thing as lightly pregnant?

inquiring minds want to know


It's some kind of English metric conversion thing. I think what they are trying to say was she was in her third trimester as opposed just have gotten pregnant, Oh they could have meant she just put on a metric ton of weight and they thought she was pregnant.
 
2012-06-26 08:17:39 AM

Coelacanth: back when they were first built, banks were untrustworthy and run by sometimes shady characters


As opposed to today?
 
2012-06-26 08:27:26 AM
Do you know these tits, Errol?
 
2012-06-26 08:43:23 AM

offmymeds: johndalek: heavily pregnant?

is there such a thing as lightly pregnant?

inquiring minds want to know

That's what's REALLY frightening. It's going to reproduce.


Going to? She already has 2 kids.

Pretty busy for a 21 year old.
 
2012-06-26 08:45:18 AM

MythDragon: [www.themarysue.com image 520x389]

"We plead our bellies, milord!"

Farking Chavs. Inconceivable, how someone can care so little about human life.
They should all be ground into a fine red paste and fed to pigs.


Back in the 18th century, people like this were dumped off in places like Savannah, Georgia ( if they didn't commit a capital crime, that is.)

/ I have to wonder if that explains a few things about the USA....
// then again, Australia turned out OK...
 
2012-06-26 08:45:48 AM
A dollar?
less than one pound?
 
2012-06-26 08:52:44 AM
They all look retarded. I bet they were raised on state money and the woman was planning to raise her baby on it too.

Why do we encourage these people to breed with free stuff? It is never enough and they always want more and are willing to hurt whoever to get it.
 
2012-06-26 09:03:35 AM
offmymeds: I'm curious as to what led them to believe that there was £30,000 in his safe. Didn't they even think to verify this info?

Me too, really puzzles me that. Why the hell would they commit murder over a figment of their imagination? Why did they believe that rich people keep large amounts of cash around anyway?
All I can think is that these three are terminally f*ckin' stupid. And like a lot of stupid, ignorant types they are far too sure of themselves where cleverer people would take tales of riches with a pinch of salt.

/Lived in St. Albans, expensive place to live.
 
2012-06-26 09:09:18 AM
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offmymeds: I'm curious as to what led them to believe that there was £30,000 in his safe. Didn't they even think to verify this info?

Me too, really puzzles me that. Why the hell would they commit murder over a figment of their imagination? Why did they believe that rich people keep large amounts of cash around anyway?


Maybe from watching all those gold commercials.
 
2012-06-26 09:09:58 AM

Lorelle: *shudders*

This reminded me of the murder of silent movie star Ramon Novarro, who was killed by two punks who thought he had $5,000 somewhere in his house.


Yes, both men were rumored to have money, and both men were 69. But this poor guy didn't get blind drunk and invite a male prostitute and his underage brother into his home.
 
2012-06-26 09:22:14 AM
Woohoo!! The world's economy has tipped back into our favor. I will now take my dollar and buy a mini cooper for the fun of it.

/I kid
//I'll go buy big safe and keep $1 in it to see what happens
 
2012-06-26 09:26:07 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Coelacanth: back when they were first built, banks were untrustworthy and run by sometimes shady characters

As opposed to today?


Compared to today, they were as pure as the driven snow.
 
2012-06-26 09:26:13 AM
£30,000 equals about $46,000. maybe i'm just weird, but it would take a hell of a lot more money than 45 grand to make me want to kill someone. if i'm going to risk the rest of my life in jail for murder, i better be getting enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. i would never kill someone for slightly more than i make in a year. if it was half a million dollars? well then maybe i'll consider it.

the sad thing is that these morons might have gotten away with it. the only reason they really got caught is because apparently all three of them blabbed about it to their friends, and then sold off the dead guy's possessions, linking them to the crime. so not only were they stupid enough to kill someone for a reasonably small amount of money, they then did everything in their power to get caught. they might as well have put a sign in their front yard saying "i murdered that guy down the street."
 
2012-06-26 09:33:58 AM
I wish there was a camera in the safe, so you could see the look on their faces when they opened it to find a dollar.
"Well shiat. We killed a man for this?"

At least crack heads have an excuse when they murder you for the 2 bucks in your pocket, they are batshait crazy from drugs. These chavs are just murderious assholes who are complete oxygen thieves,
 
2012-06-26 10:20:37 AM
And when they opened the safe... Sad Tuba
 
2012-06-26 10:59:58 AM
So I take it that gumtree is a good place to look for deals then?
 
2012-06-26 12:03:22 PM
Did they ever do bath salts?

How about Spice/K2?
 
2012-06-26 01:27:52 PM
rittenhoused.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-06-26 03:57:12 PM
Link

First thing I thought of.
 
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