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(Daily Mail)   Women invited to join in annual beard championships, Katie Holmes expected to receive honorable mention (w/ pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 39
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2012-06-26 12:44:16 AM
Katie Holmes

Michelle Bachmann is going to throw a fit.
 
2012-06-26 02:10:04 AM
The former Mrs. David Guest unavailable for comment.
 
2012-06-26 04:50:04 AM
Rush Limbaugh isn't a self-hating closeted manlover in denial. We know this because he is married to his 4th beard with no kids.
 
2012-06-26 04:52:35 AM
My beard is a bird

i.dailymail.co.uk

Your argument is invalid
 
2012-06-26 04:56:00 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

That beard is the second manliest thing about her. I've seen lumberjacks with scrawnier arms.
 
2012-06-26 04:59:17 AM
Actually, the article grossed me out. People making themselves unfarkable just to get attention. Those characters looked grosser than people with piercings. Yuck!
 
2012-06-26 05:10:21 AM

Kevin72: Actually, the article grossed me out. People making themselves unfarkable just to get attention. Those characters looked grosser than people with piercings. Yuck!


tip:

There are people in the world who's entire existance does not add up to whether or not Kevin72 would like to fark with them.
 
2012-06-26 05:18:46 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk


Dude, you have an octopus on your face, just FYI.
 
2012-06-26 05:30:33 AM
Soo....glueing shiat to your face counts as a beard now ?
 
2012-06-26 05:44:41 AM
cdn.follw.it

/ smooth
 
2012-06-26 06:01:10 AM

Dampfplauderer: Soo....glueing shiat to your face counts as a beard now ?


Yes. Because such an event is about having fun. Fun, maybe you've heard of it.
 
2012-06-26 06:23:56 AM

Coming on a Bicycle: Dampfplauderer: Soo....glueing shiat to your face counts as a beard now ?

Yes. Because such an event is about having fun. Fun, maybe you've heard of it.


Oh, I've heard of it, all right. Big damned nuisance if you ask me. Hogswallop and poppycock.
 
2012-06-26 06:32:46 AM
I went to the Beard-German Masters in April at Bad Schussenried. I have about 120 or so photos of the event. The guy with the octopus looking beard is pretty cool. I met Jack Passion from the TV show Whisker Wars. He took second place to a guy from my local area. The next world championship will be in Stuttgart in Nov 2013. It was my first time at an event like this and had lots of fun.

/insert CSB here
 
2012-06-26 07:18:51 AM
WTF subby, there were no pics of Katie Holmes.
 
2012-06-26 07:19:42 AM
media.tumblr.com

/Came for Cigar Man
//Leaving, having to have done it myself
 
2012-06-26 07:23:25 AM
Damn, and here I've been plucking my chin brow for a few years.
 
2012-06-26 07:28:12 AM

MythDragon: WTF subby, there were no pics of Katie Holmes.


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2012-06-26 07:47:00 AM

vossiewulf: Katie Holmes

Michelle Bachmann is going to throw a fit.


Kelly Preston is unamused, as well.
 
2012-06-26 07:47:45 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

s1.static.gotsmile.net
 
2012-06-26 07:49:13 AM
Somehow I was thinking of a different kind of beard....foolish me
 
mhd
2012-06-26 07:52:53 AM
This is getting a bit too close to furry territory for me...
 
2012-06-26 07:55:06 AM
You gotta be careful in choosing a beard. You don't want one that's bigger than you.

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2012-06-26 08:08:38 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

seen lurking nearby..
 
2012-06-26 08:27:04 AM

vossiewulf: Katie Holmes

Michelle Bachmann is going to throw a fit.


And Michelle Obama!
 
2012-06-26 08:30:37 AM

Kevin72: Actually, the article grossed me out. People making themselves unfarkable just to get attention. Those characters looked grosser than people with piercings. Yuck!


Yes, because everything should be about making one's self f*ckable...
 
2012-06-26 08:36:10 AM

vossiewulf: Katie Holmes

Michelle Bachmann is going to throw a fit.


I have fantasies of Michelle Bachmann dressed in garter belts, stockings and high heels with a little riding crop hitting my bare ass while I whimper. This gives me a boner.
 
2012-06-26 08:38:51 AM

Kevin72: Actually, the article grossed me out. People making themselves unfarkable just to get attention. Those characters looked grosser than people with piercings. Yuck!


Yuck? Why, piffle and tish-tosh to you! Good day, sir.

I said, "Good day!"
 
2012-06-26 08:40:36 AM

bim1154: vossiewulf: Katie Holmes

Michelle Bachmann is going to throw a fit.

I have fantasies of Michelle Bachmann dressed in garter belts, stockings and high heels with a little riding crop hitting my bare ass while I whimper. This gives me a boner.


cdn2.holytaco.com

My personal favorite.

/different strokes and all
 
2012-06-26 09:18:54 AM
/team beard
 
2012-06-26 09:20:00 AM
The comments on the Mail are slightly terrifying.

Normal response: "Oh, I guess that's kind of cute."

Abnormal response: "Women are all filthy worthless whores who ruin everything!"
 
2012-06-26 09:24:27 AM

gonegirl: Abnormal response: "Women are all filthy worthless whores who ruin everything!"


I don't know, seems pretty typical. Did he leave his Fark handle?
 
2012-06-26 09:40:21 AM

I sound fat:
tip:

There are people in the world who's entire existance does not add up to whether or not Kevin72 would like to fark with them.


That's not true.
 
2012-06-26 10:46:25 AM
This story was humorous, but the link at the bottom about the Mistie Atkinson sextape/incest thing was freaky. Why isn't that on Fark yet?
 
2012-06-26 10:58:32 AM

Nemnoch: This story was humorous, but the link at the bottom about the Mistie Atkinson sextape/incest thing was freaky. Why isn't that on Fark yet?


It is.
 
2012-06-26 11:03:05 AM

nodubs: Nemnoch: This story was humorous, but the link at the bottom about the Mistie Atkinson sextape/incest thing was freaky. Why isn't that on Fark yet?

It is.


Huh, I completely missed it in my search. Thanks!
 
2012-06-26 11:32:28 AM
images.publicradio.org
 
2012-06-26 12:51:15 PM

shivashakti: Kevin72: Actually, the article grossed me out. People making themselves unfarkable just to get attention. Those characters looked grosser than people with piercings. Yuck!

Yes, because everything should be about making one's self f*ckable...


I didn't quite mean that literally.... I don't know if I could even have verbal intercourse with any of them.
 
2012-06-26 01:24:43 PM
 
2012-06-27 01:09:51 AM

Kevin72: shivashakti: Kevin72: Actually, the article grossed me out. People making themselves unfarkable just to get attention. Those characters looked grosser than people with piercings. Yuck!

Yes, because everything should be about making one's self f*ckable...

I didn't quite mean that literally.... I don't know if I could even have verbal intercourse with any of them.


So don't hang out at the beard convention. You don't have to look at gross facial hair, and the people with beards can spend their time around mature adults. Win/win.
 
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