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(News On 6 Tulsa)   Mother drags semi-nude woman out of tanning booth for making out with her teenage son. With mugshot goodness   (newson6.com) divider line 185
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2012-06-26 02:42:03 AM  
Sounds like some fatty snitched cuz he wasnt gettin no play

Haters going to hate
 
2012-06-26 02:43:56 AM  
All i did was kiss him, and rub my pussy with his hand and suck his dik, should I not have done that?
 
2012-06-26 02:44:52 AM  
if i was the kid i'd be so f'ing pissed at my mom....
 
2012-06-26 02:45:36 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-26 02:47:56 AM  
biatch is a farking cock-block.
 
2012-06-26 02:51:09 AM  
Last time I bring Mom to the gym.
 
2012-06-26 02:52:06 AM  
the suntan does NOTHING.
 
2012-06-26 02:53:46 AM  
Dude... no wonder he didn't mind going to gym with his Mom, at midnight. Hell, this young woman ought to be commended. If anything can get boys off the Xbox, it is the chance of playing with the other box, at the gym. Obesity crisis over.
 
2012-06-26 02:53:55 AM  

visio: if i was the kid i'd be so f'ing pissed at my mom....


I'm sure he is more than pissed at her. Now the kid will have to settle for his freind's hot mom.
 
2012-06-26 02:55:06 AM  
WTF is a 15 year old doing at a gym at midnight?

Oh, and fark that guy who snitched. Snitches get stitches, buddy.
 
2012-06-26 02:55:23 AM  
Rest home for you one day, mom, mark my words....
 
2012-06-26 02:55:59 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Rest home for you one day, mom, mark my words....


With giant cockroaches.
 
2012-06-26 02:57:00 AM  
That's gotta burn.
 
2012-06-26 02:59:39 AM  
I have to be at the gym in 26 mins.......not as lucky as this kid though.

/moms a cock blocker...
 
2012-06-26 03:04:02 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Rest home for you one day, mom, mark my words....


Fark that. She can live on the streets.
 
2012-06-26 03:10:23 AM  

OgreMagi: Kurmudgeon: Rest home for you one day, mom, mark my words....

Fark that. She can live on the streets.


And she'll be lucky if I front the money for a cardboard box when she dies. It would be cheaper to let her rot in a ditch.
 
2012-06-26 03:11:03 AM  
I'd be interested to know how things would have turned out if the kid had gone to the gym with his father instead of his mother.

jtown: WTF is a 15 year old doing at a gym at midnight?


Also, this?
 
2012-06-26 03:11:11 AM  
I would never forgive my mother.
15 was old enough for me to get laid.
The girl faces a felony!?! You shiat stains make me glad I'm old and almost dead.
/Have fun in your world made for stupid little pussies.
 
2012-06-26 03:14:22 AM  

Barbecue Bob: I would never forgive my mother.
15 was old enough for me to get laid.
The girl faces a felony!?! You shiat stains make me glad I'm old and almost dead.
/Have fun in your world made for stupid little pussies.


QFT
 
2012-06-26 03:16:16 AM  
/brashear87 on the book of faces.

/Would hit it
//would even drive to OK to hit it
 
2012-06-26 03:18:25 AM  

miss diminutive: I'd be interested to know how things would have turned out if the kid had gone to the gym with his father instead of his mother.

jtown: WTF is a 15 year old doing at a gym at midnight?

Also, this?


Aren't kids out of school during this time of year?

Also he was apparently accompanied by his cock blocking mom.
 
2012-06-26 03:21:29 AM  

libranoelrose: miss diminutive: I'd be interested to know how things would have turned out if the kid had gone to the gym with his father instead of his mother.

jtown: WTF is a 15 year old doing at a gym at midnight?

Also, this?

Aren't kids out of school during this time of year?

Also he was apparently accompanied by his cock blocking mom.


True, I suppose most highschools are done by now.

But would dad have pulled a cock-block or just said "that's my boy"?
 
2012-06-26 03:22:23 AM  

miss diminutive: libranoelrose: miss diminutive: I'd be interested to know how things would have turned out if the kid had gone to the gym with his father instead of his mother.

jtown: WTF is a 15 year old doing at a gym at midnight?

Also, this?

Aren't kids out of school during this time of year?

Also he was apparently accompanied by his cock blocking mom.

True, I suppose most highschools are done by now.

But would dad have pulled a cock-block or just said "that's my boy"?


Probably. Depends on if he wore a condom.
 
2012-06-26 03:23:46 AM  

miss diminutive: libranoelrose: miss diminutive: I'd be interested to know how things would have turned out if the kid had gone to the gym with his father instead of his mother.

jtown: WTF is a 15 year old doing at a gym at midnight?

Also, this?

Aren't kids out of school during this time of year?

Also he was apparently accompanied by his cock blocking mom.

True, I suppose most highschools are done by now.

But would dad have pulled a cock-block or just said "that's my boy"?



Honestly, there is no victim when a female teacher has sex with a male student.

/At least in most cases.
 
2012-06-26 03:25:52 AM  

Linkster: Barbecue Bob: I would never forgive my mother.
15 was old enough for me to get laid.
The girl faces a felony!?! You shiat stains make me glad I'm old and almost dead.
/Have fun in your world made for stupid little pussies.

QFT


QFT x2

also, better pic please? tiny one from the story shows nothing.
 
2012-06-26 03:26:31 AM  
Do you know how hard it is to get a Brashear off when you're an inexperienced 15 year old?
 
2012-06-26 03:27:31 AM  

Mr. Potatoass: Do you know how hard it is to get a Brashear off when you're an inexperienced 15 year old?


Two minutes for high jacking.
 
2012-06-26 03:28:27 AM  
Not guily due to gender double-standard. Make it a 24 yr old man and a 15 yr old girl, now you got a felony conviction.
 
2012-06-26 03:28:50 AM  
Mugshot too small on my phone, I can't tell whether to be outraged at the mom or Kissy McCradlerobber.
 
2012-06-26 03:29:14 AM  

Sabyen91: miss diminutive: libranoelrose: miss diminutive: I'd be interested to know how things would have turned out if the kid had gone to the gym with his father instead of his mother.

jtown: WTF is a 15 year old doing at a gym at midnight?

Also, this?

Aren't kids out of school during this time of year?

Also he was apparently accompanied by his cock blocking mom.

True, I suppose most highschools are done by now.

But would dad have pulled a cock-block or just said "that's my boy"?


Honestly, there is no victim when a female teacher has sex with a male student.

/At least in most cases.


Well, the teacher student thing is slightly different. Teachers are often in a position of power over their students and are responsible for their well-being, which is why sleeping with your students is a breach of trust and often career suicide. (and illegal depending on the circumstances)

This is just a case of a boy meeting a girl at the gym. Sure, the boy was 15 and she's a slut, but not the same as teacher meets student.
 
2012-06-26 03:29:17 AM  

Mr. Potatoass: Do you know how hard it is to get a Brashear off when you're an inexperienced 15 year old?


With a little time and elbow grease he probably could have gotten the job done, had mom not interrupted and RUINED EVERYTHING.


/kid will be fapping to this for years
 
2012-06-26 03:30:20 AM  

miss diminutive: Sabyen91: miss diminutive: libranoelrose: miss diminutive: I'd be interested to know how things would have turned out if the kid had gone to the gym with his father instead of his mother.

jtown: WTF is a 15 year old doing at a gym at midnight?

Also, this?

Aren't kids out of school during this time of year?

Also he was apparently accompanied by his cock blocking mom.

True, I suppose most highschools are done by now.

But would dad have pulled a cock-block or just said "that's my boy"?


Honestly, there is no victim when a female teacher has sex with a male student.

/At least in most cases.

Well, the teacher student thing is slightly different. Teachers are often in a position of power over their students and are responsible for their well-being, which is why sleeping with your students is a breach of trust and often career suicide. (and illegal depending on the circumstances)

This is just a case of a boy meeting a girl at the gym. Sure, the boy was 15 and she's a slut, but not the same as teacher meets student.


Legally you are right. Honestly, though, every teenage male wants to do it.
 
2012-06-26 03:35:16 AM  
lets not focus too much on the kawkblawk mom, but rather on the fact that this early 20s woman's life is over?

wtf is wrong with the US jesus h.
 
2012-06-26 03:36:31 AM  

Sabyen91: Legally you are right. Honestly, though, every teenage male wants to do it.


I was under the impression that 15 year old boys would screw anything. A living, breathing, moderately attractive woman in her 20s dragging you into a tanning booth must be like winning the lottery...while riding a unicorn through the land of chocolate.
 
2012-06-26 03:40:17 AM  
I clicked because I saw the headline contained the words "semi-nude," "mugshot," and "goodness." Soooo dissapointing.
 
2012-06-26 03:40:37 AM  

Sabyen91: miss diminutive: Sabyen91: miss diminutive: libranoelrose: miss diminutive: I'd be interested to know how things would have turned out if the kid had gone to the gym with his father instead of his mother.

jtown: WTF is a 15 year old doing at a gym at midnight?

Also, this?

Aren't kids out of school during this time of year?

Also he was apparently accompanied by his cock blocking mom.

True, I suppose most highschools are done by now.

But would dad have pulled a cock-block or just said "that's my boy"?


Honestly, there is no victim when a female teacher has sex with a male student.

/At least in most cases.

Well, the teacher student thing is slightly different. Teachers are often in a position of power over their students and are responsible for their well-being, which is why sleeping with your students is a breach of trust and often career suicide. (and illegal depending on the circumstances)

This is just a case of a boy meeting a girl at the gym. Sure, the boy was 15 and she's a slut, but not the same as teacher meets student.

Legally you are right. Honestly, though, every teenage male wants to do it.


As the father of a 19 year old, I would not have gone investigating his disappearance even 4 years ago.

That being said, his mom would have been calling cops and tearing down doors had he escaped her vision for even a second.

My son would never have gotten himself into this situation in the first place, though.

This whole thing reeks of over protection, and lack of opportunity.
 
2012-06-26 03:42:13 AM  
I have to be in someone's mom at the gym in 26 min. so I'm getting a kick out of this story.
 
2012-06-26 03:42:20 AM  

cyberspacedout: I clicked because I saw the headline contained the words "semi-nude," "mugshot," and "goodness." Soooo dissapointing.


Welcome to Fark?
 
2012-06-26 03:43:09 AM  
You guys gotta chill with the "teenage boys are horny!" "Double Gender Standard!" crap.

The point is, at 15, hormones ARE making both boys and girls incredibly horny. And on average, they have little understanding of sexual relations. Which is fine if they're fumbling around together, but NOT cool when you add an adult who does know what's going on.

This 24 year old chick grabs a 15 year old. Does she have std's? Is she trying to get pregnant? Is she totally farking crazy?

See, these are the questions mature people have to ask. It doesn't matter if teenagers "want" something. It's not even close to the same as getting it, and the double standard in this comment thread is farked.

You too, miss diminutive. You're protecting a clear sexual predator. Let that sink in.
 
2012-06-26 03:45:13 AM  

sidcart42: You guys gotta chill with the "teenage boys are horny!" "Double Gender Standard!" crap.

The point is, at 15, hormones ARE making both boys and girls incredibly horny. And on average, they have little understanding of sexual relations. Which is fine if they're fumbling around together, but NOT cool when you add an adult who does know what's going on.

This 24 year old chick grabs a 15 year old. Does she have std's? Is she trying to get pregnant? Is she totally farking crazy?

See, these are the questions mature people have to ask. It doesn't matter if teenagers "want" something. It's not even close to the same as getting it, and the double standard in this comment thread is farked.

You too, miss diminutive. You're protecting a clear sexual predator. Let that sink in.


youre a dumbass with a penchant for hyperbole.
 
2012-06-26 03:46:15 AM  

sidcart42: You guys gotta chill with the "teenage boys are horny!" "Double Gender Standard!" crap.

The point is, at 15, hormones ARE making both boys and girls incredibly horny. And on average, they have little understanding of sexual relations. Which is fine if they're fumbling around together, but NOT cool when you add an adult who does know what's going on.

This 24 year old chick grabs a 15 year old. Does she have std's? Is she trying to get pregnant? Is she totally farking crazy?

See, these are the questions mature people have to ask. It doesn't matter if teenagers "want" something. It's not even close to the same as getting it, and the double standard in this comment thread is farked.

You too, miss diminutive. You're protecting a clear sexual predator. Let that sink in.


Pretty good troll, or just a very conditioned, overly protective modern day prude.

I'll give you 7/10
 
2012-06-26 03:49:39 AM  
Also, fish tacos.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-26 03:51:58 AM  
Poor guy. However, if he's a muscled little hottie who doesn't mind being at a gym around midnight, there'll be more where that came from. Lots more.

Trouble is, now he's got to figure out a way to get out from under Mom the She-Beast ...
 
2012-06-26 03:52:29 AM  

sidcart42: You too, miss diminutive. You're protecting a clear sexual predator. Let that sink in.


Did I ever say anything about how she shouldn't be tried for her actions? I asked how things would be different had the father been present instead of the mother and that this was not exactly the same as a teacher-student relationship because that involves a breach of trust and professionalism.

Everyone knows that if a 24 year old tries to sleep with a 15 year old, they get charged with a felony. It's the circumstances and context that makes this worth talking about.
 
2012-06-26 03:59:00 AM  

Ashtrey: Mugshot too small on my phone, I can't tell whether to be outraged at the mom or Kissy McCradlerobber.


kotv.images.worldnow.com
 
2012-06-26 04:00:56 AM  
Something I noticed... subby did not refer to her as "hot," so, apart from the farked-up eyebrows ...
 
2012-06-26 04:05:31 AM  

sidcart42: This 24 year old chick grabs a 15 year old. Does she have std's? Is she trying to get pregnant? Is she totally farking crazy?


This 14 year old chick grabs a 25 year old. Does she have std's? Is she trying to get pregnant? Is she totally farking crazy?


This 34 year old chick grabs a 75 year old. Does she have std's? Is she trying to get pregnant? Is she totally farking crazy?

No matter how you say it, it still seems to fit. Know why?

Because those are the questions ANYONE should be asking when approached for sex by ANYONE. We never do though, because from puberty to old age all we really want to do is get our rocks off, and very few people of ANY age are able to shake themselves of that biological desire to hump and to cum.

Sadly, for most pubescent+ humans, The Urge overrides all logic and reason.

Too bad we got rid of all the condoms in school and traded them in for purity rings.
 
2012-06-26 04:11:16 AM  
His mother asked the gym staff to keep an eye on her 15 year old son? WTH?
What is it with mothers and sons? The boy is 15, let him flirt.
 
2012-06-26 04:11:40 AM  

sidcart42: This 24 year old chick grabs a 15 year old. Does she have std's? Is she trying to get pregnant? Is she totally farking crazy?


Or she assumes some dude she sees at a gym at 12 am is over 18, because c'mon, who the hell would expect a minor to be at the gym at that point? He may just be a really mature looking guy.
 
2012-06-26 04:14:51 AM  

PonceAlyosha: sidcart42: This 24 year old chick grabs a 15 year old. Does she have std's? Is she trying to get pregnant? Is she totally farking crazy?

Or she assumes some dude she sees at a gym at 12 am is over 18, because c'mon, who the hell would expect a minor to be at the gym at that point? He may just be a really mature looking guy.


Teenagers have been known to lie about their ages. Ya really.
20K bond is ridiculous.
 
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