FARK.com: (7181651) You're jobless, 28, and live with your grandma. "Well?" You ask yourself, "Why wouldn't a beautiful S. African model want to see my junk up close?" as you're being driven to the police station: A cautionary tale

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		You're jobless, 28, and live with your grandma. "Well?" You ask yourself, "Why wouldn't a beautiful S. African model want to see my junk up close?" as you're being driven to the police station: A cautionary tale (thesmokinggun.com)		106
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some_beer_drinker		2012-06-26 12:19:15 AM

I have made this same mistake many many time. in fact, they hardly ever want to see your junk. and by hardly ever, i mean only that one time. sort of.

ciderczar		2012-06-26 12:27:34 AM

South Africa? Crikey, guvnah.

fragMasterFlash		2012-06-26 12:31:05 AM

/keeps it real

flamingboar		2012-06-26 12:31:41 AM

And you may ask yourself "how did I get here"

thisiszombocom		2012-06-26 12:31:57 AM

hey that's my girl friend!

findthefish		2012-06-26 12:33:39 AM

Go on....

KangTheMad		2012-06-26 12:35:06 AM

Those "Grandma walks" got me. The guy may have been an idiot and hot-headed, but he's nice enough to take time to walk and talk with his grandma.

//More than I can say about my felon neighbor.

Faarkieboy		2012-06-26 12:37:54 AM

Seems legit.

SirEattonHogg		2012-06-26 12:39:26 AM

Yes, she is very pretty. I would definetly consent to having sexual intercourse with her. And for free....

jtown		2012-06-26 12:39:34 AM

Rule 37, man.

Your Average Witty Fark User		2012-06-26 12:42:21 AM

A large series of pics of the young woman in the article

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

You've been warned.

Your Average Witty Fark User		2012-06-26 12:44:05 AM

So it's "only" 40 pics, but there are more out there. Still, not safe for work, and yes, you'd hit it.

Relatively Obscure		2012-06-26 12:45:32 AM

Dude sounds like he's about 9 or 10 in the brain.

untaken_name		2012-06-26 12:45:57 AM

Welcome to the Internet, where the men are men, and the women are also men. Yes, all of them.

/Any women who want to prove me wrong, EIP.

Dangyou		2012-06-26 12:45:57 AM

Link I'll just leave this here... NSFW

Mambo Bananapatch		2012-06-26 12:46:07 AM

SirEattonHogg: Yes, she is very pretty. I would definetly consent to having sexual intercourse with her. And for free....

I'm pretty sure you'd have to pay, no offense.

Dangyou		2012-06-26 12:46:43 AM

Ah, Witty Fark User beat me to it, oh well.

Linkster		2012-06-26 12:48:38 AM

"I'll drink a fifth a of Jack and Scream, 'SHE'S WITH ME!'"

fragMasterFlash		2012-06-26 12:50:10 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: A large series of pics of the young woman in the article

Am I supposed to know what that white thing sticking out of her waistband is? Does it boost Wi-Fi signals?

Virtual_Mischief		2012-06-26 12:53:20 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: A large series of pics of the young woman in the article

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

You've been warned.

Postings to this thread have really slowed down. . .lolz.

miss diminutive		2012-06-26 12:54:26 AM

So wait, he finds out that the person who sent the pics ISN'T a female at all and simply stole this model's pics in order to assume her identity (presumably to get some WIE) and he decides he's going to kill the real girl who's photos were taken without consent?

That's farking stupid. She's just as much of a victim as he is.

Aidan		2012-06-26 12:57:43 AM

fragMasterFlash: Your Average Witty Fark User: A large series of pics of the young woman in the article

Am I supposed to know what that white thing sticking out of her waistband is? Does it boost Wi-Fi signals?

I was thinking maybe it's some kind of panty shoe-horn?

YakiManiac		2012-06-26 12:57:54 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: A large series of pics of the young woman in the article

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

You've been warned.

Came here for this --- left with a smile

Linkster		2012-06-26 12:58:02 AM

Bill_Wick's_Friend		2012-06-26 12:58:22 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: A large series of pics of the young woman in the article

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

You've been warned.

It's amazing how much that chick looks like my South African on-line girlfriend.

Enemabag Jones		2012-06-26 12:59:18 AM

When will the Farrelly brothers make a movie out of this?

/This story is stupid, funny, absurd and tragic. Perfect for one of their movies.

Aidan		2012-06-26 12:59:55 AM

miss diminutive: So wait, he finds out that the person who sent the pics ISN'T a female at all and simply stole this model's pics in order to assume her identity (presumably to get some WIE) and he decides he's going to kill the real girl who's photos were taken without consent?

That's farking stupid. She's just as much of a victim as he is.

Having seen the pictures (and they're lovely, thank you guys), I would say she is utterly a victim of identity theft.

On the other hand, having seen the lovely pictures, I would posit that they were not initially stolen for realz, but more like "whoops how did that happen tee hee" stolen.

Upthread someone said something about 30 yo BF leaking the pictures, and I wouldn't be surprised. Still, no one was hurt (AFAIK) until jackoff from BFE MI got all butthurt.

KangTheMad		2012-06-26 01:00:05 AM

TinaSumthing		2012-06-26 01:02:14 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: A large series of pics of the young woman in the article

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

You've been warned.

She needs another pair of shoes... seriously...

Aidan		2012-06-26 01:04:25 AM

Aidan: a victim of identity theft.

Eh, I mean to say a victim of stalking. She didn't do anything to bring that on herself.

untaken_name		2012-06-26 01:05:31 AM

Hector Remarkable		2012-06-26 01:05:49 AM

A cautionary tale - Yes, a cautionary tale. Never go killing people.

/and never, ever fall in love....

miss diminutive		2012-06-26 01:06:20 AM

Dewitte said it was during one of these "grandma walks" that Hile disclosed that he had been hoaxed, exclaiming, "Grandma, it's a gay!" He then added, "I hate gay guys."

Ok, that just made me burst out laughing.

But really, this story is just twisted.

Eugoogoolizer		2012-06-26 01:07:31 AM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Your Average Witty Fark User: A large series of pics of the young woman in the article

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

You've been warned.

It's amazing how much that chick looks like my South African on-line girlfriend.

That's funny, she looks a lot like my south african online girlfriend as well. That's so weird! I keep sending her money to come here but it keeps getting lost in the mail somehow.

Fiberglassgem		2012-06-26 01:07:57 AM

"Grandma, it's a gay!"

Needs to be made into a meme by someone less lazy than myself.

KangTheMad		2012-06-26 01:08:35 AM

untaken_name: KangTheMad: fragMasterFlash: Your Average Witty Fark User: A large series of pics of the young woman in the article

Am I supposed to know what that white thing sticking out of her waistband is? Does it boost Wi-Fi signals?

She's an android.

So she's one of these?

[www.orangejuiceblog.com image 611x437]

Nah, the boob-expanding, leather jacket clad, android with an oral fetish.

StingerJ		2012-06-26 01:10:04 AM

It amazes me how stupid people can be. A friend of mine was duped similarly for almost two years. "Wait, so you're telling me you never spoke to this person? No video chat, nothing? Only text and still photos?"

karmaceutical		2012-06-26 01:13:31 AM

KangTheMad: fragMasterFlash: Your Average Witty Fark User: A large series of pics of the young woman in the article

Am I supposed to know what that white thing sticking out of her waistband is? Does it boost Wi-Fi signals?

She's an android.

Clearly, she is not an android. That is a shield to hide the bountiful contours of her vulva whilst wear tight skimpy clothes. Unless she is one of those Vulvandroids. You know, on second thought, I'm going to have to examine those pictures a little more closely.

miss diminutive		2012-06-26 01:13:57 AM

StingerJ: It amazes me how stupid people can be. A friend of mine was duped similarly for almost two years. "Wait, so you're telling me you never spoke to this person? No video chat, nothing? Only text and still photos?"

Was the person actually a man?

skinink		2012-06-26 01:15:05 AM

I see Begbie Jr, still hasn't mastered this internet thing.

Shazam999		2012-06-26 01:15:16 AM

What's his Fark handle?

/ For shame.
// But holy crap she's hot.

GungFu		2012-06-26 01:16:13 AM

My internet girlfriend. She likes me sending pics of my genitals to her email. We're planning marriage once I get enough money to travel to South Africa.
She's home-schooled too! Yay!

JonnyBongo		2012-06-26 01:16:42 AM

Aidan:
On the other hand, having seen the lovely pictures, I would posit that they were not initially stolen for realz, but more like "whoops how did that happen tee hee" stolen.

As the boyfriend of someone who had a few nude photos stolen from her computer by a "jealous male friend-wannabe-boyfriend" and posted on the internet, and as the guy who sat with her for months while she went through a severe bout of depression on account of it as well as the endless phone calls from her mother asking where she went wrong raising her daughter, I'm going to side with "just because she's hot, it doesn't automatically mean she aspires to be the next Kim Kardashian".

/no I'm not sharing pics
//beat the guy up
///twice
////gym, 26 minutes

miss diminutive		2012-06-26 01:18:23 AM

I feel they posted the picture of the boyfriend simply to answer the question "So who's actually hitting that?"

There's no reason to post his picture, really.

justanotherfarkinfarker		2012-06-26 01:20:52 AM

As someone who had a real hot south african girlfriend I'm getting a kick out of these posts.

/But I was in South Africa so it was cake, as there is a lot of really hot girls
//and I don't live with my grandma and I'm not broke
///is such a lucky farker sometimes

Aidan		2012-06-26 01:21:58 AM

JonnyBongo: As the boyfriend of someone who had a few nude photos stolen from her computer by a "jealous male friend-wannabe-boyfriend" and posted on the internet, and as the guy who sat with her for months while she went through a severe bout of depression on account of it as well as the endless phone calls from her mother asking where she went wrong raising her daughter, I'm going to side with "just because she's hot, it doesn't automatically mean she aspires to be the next Kim Kardashian".

No, it's cool. That's definitely an invasion of her privacy.

But... Hrm. How to say this? If you post embarrassing pictures on your *photobucket* account, maybe you should know better? It's the internets, after all...

tb tibbles		2012-06-26 01:21:59 AM

Ok,dude. You've been pranked. Now just let it go.

/sheesh

seventypercent		2012-06-26 01:23:56 AM

This headline reminds me of

"Something Weird Is Going On: What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Story"

By Michael Scott... with Dwight Schrute

howdoibegin		2012-06-26 01:24:02 AM

miss diminutive: So wait, he finds out that the person who sent the pics ISN'T a female at all and simply stole this model's pics in order to assume her identity (presumably to get some WIE) and he decides he's going to kill the real girl who's photos were taken without consent?

That's farking stupid. She's just as much of a victim as he is.

The crux is thusly: "As Hile likely discovered, Watkins had previously achieved Internet notoriety for her explicit images." Likely. I find it entirely within the realm of possibility that he located her details, but under the incorrect assumption that she had somehow been involved in conspiring to provide photos for the guy fraudulently posing as a female.

Porous Horace		2012-06-26 01:27:08 AM

My South African girlfriend:
25.media.tumblr.com

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