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(Quad Cities Online)   Woman chases two guests who overstayed their welcome out of her house with a pooper-scooper. "We believe it was empty, but it had residue on it," said a police officer responding to the scene   (qconline.com) divider line 28
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2012-06-25 11:52:51 PM  
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2012-06-26 03:07:05 AM  
The best part really is the police stating it was still dangerous, albeit empty.
 
2012-06-26 03:07:36 AM  
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2012-06-26 03:08:43 AM  
Was this a pooper scooper for a cat?
 
2012-06-26 03:09:56 AM  
"And in schoolyard fights, the highly anticipated match between Kearny and Mr. Largo ended in a disqualification, for use of dog poo on a stick."
 
2012-06-26 03:10:00 AM  
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2012-06-26 03:12:05 AM  
Dog shiat! Dangerous sh*t!

Call the CDC!
 
2012-06-26 03:12:21 AM  
Cops and their farking residue.
 
2012-06-26 03:14:31 AM  
As the two ran from the house, police said they dropped a collection of Beanie Baby toys. Police later escorted them from the spot where they dropped the toys to a storage facility where they would be secured.

This is pretty much all I need to know about the people involved.
 
2012-06-26 03:18:49 AM  
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Gotta love sites that do that.
 
2012-06-26 03:19:56 AM  
And Tellingthem did it in three. They're just lucky the woman didn't have an automatic poo-stick.

Glad to see people still remember UCB though.
 
2012-06-26 03:41:14 AM  
These articles are shambles. The headline, then each sentencagraph after says the exact same thing essentially. Someone got paid to write that.
 
2012-06-26 03:43:57 AM  

Acharne: These articles are shambles. The headline, then each sentencagraph after says the exact same thing essentially. Someone got paid to write that.


www.spankthellama.com
 
2012-06-26 03:48:33 AM  
I had to dig hard for this pun.
 
2012-06-26 04:03:36 AM  

libranoelrose: Acharne: These articles are shambles. The headline, then each sentencagraph after says the exact same thing essentially. Someone got paid to write that.

*Intredasting*

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2012-06-26 04:11:05 AM  
How do the sea shells work?
 
2012-06-26 04:18:17 AM  
Link is pooped?
 
2012-06-26 04:25:07 AM  
well...
 
2012-06-26 04:46:23 AM  
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www.uprightcitizens.org

/Now WHO's YOUR MOMMY ?!?!
 
2012-06-26 04:58:00 AM  
That's a crappy thing to do.
 
2012-06-26 06:01:45 AM  
Where are all the gun-nuts now?

see? all you need is a pooper-scooper.
Ammo is cheap!
 
2012-06-26 06:43:05 AM  
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Not impressed
 
2012-06-26 08:03:49 AM  
I've often said all wars could be ended by replacing guns with dog crap on the end of sticks.

/you trying to wipe that on me? what the fark is wrong with you? we can work this out, man!
 
2012-06-26 08:09:01 AM  
"We believe it was empty, but it had residue on it," he said.


Residue? *snicker*
 
2012-06-26 08:15:01 AM  

gregory311: I've often said all wars could be ended by replacing guns with dog crap on the end of sticks.

/you trying to wipe that on me? what the fark is wrong with you? we can work this out, man!


Doo-doo ... gonna put it on you.
 
2012-06-26 10:31:33 AM  
i went to replace my outdoor long dual wood handled single pivot poop scooper. the kind with bent aluminum pan ends, just like i broke after many years use. dammittohell all they had was this plastic multi-springed gadget with a spring loaded bucket open activation in the handle. in the wild the performance was poor, the multi spring loaded bucket end opened and snapped shut with speed, as if the dog turd was in great danger of accelerating away from us rapidly. worse yet, it was a biatch to coordinate the spring loaded handle activation for release of the payload while swinging the gadget so the poop flies in the woods past the lawn. i wind up making a special trip to a hardware store and sure as Shinola they stocked the old type. now i'm back to flinging poop with the best of them.

/damn strange, the things that can make you happy
 
2012-06-26 10:53:22 AM  
FTA: Officer Bytnar said that while the pooper-scooper was not loaded, it still was dangerous.

I'm clearly buying the wrong pooper scooper.

/ Only rta to find out why police were involved
// I mean, all it was was someone kicking people out of their house
 
2012-06-26 11:43:32 PM  

On-Off: Where are all the gun-nuts now?

see? all you need is a pooper-scooper.
Ammo is cheap!


Don't go trying to make your own poo stick. My son tried making his own poo stick, ended up blowing up right in his face... killed him.
 
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