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(WWL)   Kentucky star Anthony Davis trademarks his uni-brow. Really. This isn't an Onion article   (wwl.com ) divider line 21
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2012-06-26 12:12:54 AM  
zipmeme.com
 
2012-06-26 12:34:07 AM  
Does this mean he will sue Dave Matthews over his unibrow?
 
2012-06-26 01:24:54 AM  

images.wikia.com

Property Of Disney-ABC International

 
2012-06-26 05:09:09 AM  
Pardon me, but first thing I thought when I saw the above pic was that humongous supraorbital ridge. Jeez, you could store an encyclopedia britannica series on that thing.
 
2012-06-26 06:51:25 AM  
Look out, Joe Flacco!
 
2012-06-26 07:29:05 AM  
That's really farking stupid
 
2012-06-26 07:49:20 AM  
Except that he trademarked "Fear the Brow," and "Raise the Brow," not his actual unibrow. But whatever, this is Fark, where facts are optional and headlines don't matter.
 
2012-06-26 07:52:03 AM  
scripting.com
 
2012-06-26 08:06:15 AM  

gopher321: Pardon me, but first thing I thought when I saw the above pic was that humongous supraorbital ridge. Jeez, you could store an encyclopedia britannica series on that thing.


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/Agrees
 
2012-06-26 08:12:48 AM  
I used to wonder why he hadn't done that. Are there NCAA rules against it? Did it dawn on him only recently? I imagine it was among a bunch of papers his agent had him sign.
 
2012-06-26 08:33:26 AM  
Has Brow-Beating been taken? Can I trademark that term?
 
2012-06-26 08:37:22 AM  

Dear Jerk: I used to wonder why he hadn't done that. Are there NCAA rules against it?


Yep. The University of Kentucky can sell a bunch of #23 jerseys, and as long as they don't say "Davis" on the back, it's fine. It's just a coincidence that people want that number.

Shops in Lexington can make shirts in blue and white with a stylized shallow "M" that say "Fear the Brow", and that's fine. In fact, the only reason the NCAA would get upset with that arrangement would be if Anthony Davis were to see a dime from people selling his image. Think about that- if a private merchant makes thoe shirts- and they did- it's fine. If Anthony Davis made the shirts in his dorm room and sold them, he'd be in violation of NCAA rules, and ineligible. And people on Fark would blame Calipari. As long as the athlete doesn't make any money, everyone around him is encouraged to make as much money as possible off the kid's image.

I understand why Chris Webber got mad when he was a student, and saw stores selling #4 Michigan jerseys that he couldn't afford. Something in that arrangement is broken.

The NCAA really makes me irate.
 
2012-06-26 08:44:07 AM  
vaughtsviews.com

www.artyfactory.com

I can't be the only one, right?
 
2012-06-26 09:05:53 AM  
It truly is a shining example of the species. Good for him.

/personally I'd shave it but hey, if he's happy with it
 
2012-06-26 10:23:08 AM  
Count Olaf would like a word.
 
2012-06-26 10:43:43 AM  
Unibrow: Now popular witjh people that are so inbred you can poke out both eyes with one finger.
 
2012-06-26 01:02:32 PM  
And in a couple of years they could make a lovely couple

jordbubban.blogg.se
 
2012-06-26 01:37:50 PM  

gopher321: Pardon me, but first thing I thought when I saw the above pic was that humongous supraorbital ridge. Jeez, you could store an encyclopedia britannica series on that thing.


www.onlygoodmovies.com

Um, let me see. Uh, protruding supra-orbital ridges.
 
2012-06-26 02:30:18 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-26 07:52:28 PM  
That dude is one ugly Muff Hucker.
 
2012-06-26 08:15:01 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
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