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(JoBlo)   Director talks about upcoming dark noir Muppet movie. "It is full-on R. There is swearing, there's sex, violence, murder"   (joblo.com) divider line 68
    More: Spiffy, the Muppets, noir, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, dark comedy, shadows, murders, violence  
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2012-06-25 08:09:24 PM
"Hi-ho! Kermit the Pimp here!"
 
2012-06-25 08:17:26 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Hi-ho! Kermit the Pimp here!"


Kermit's going to get trichinosis.
 
2012-06-25 08:24:27 PM
:-/
 
2012-06-25 08:30:46 PM
As your attorney I advise you to stop using the word "Muppet" in connection to this project for your own safety.
 
2012-06-25 08:30:46 PM
Why did Miss Piggy douche with honey and vinegar?
Because Kermit liked sweet and sour pork.

Tip your waitress and accept my most sincere apologies.
 
2012-06-25 08:51:55 PM
Oh, man. I'll bet Gonzo's peener is as hooked as his nose.
 
2012-06-25 08:54:47 PM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-06-25 09:08:46 PM
I was trying to find a topless pic of Janice when I stumbled across this hilariously NSFW page of Muppet Rule 34 drawings.

Did I mention that it's NSFW? Because it's very NSFW.

/I lost it at the Zoot image
 
2012-06-25 09:43:57 PM
Obligatory video of sad Kermit singing NIN's Hurt
 
2012-06-25 09:47:20 PM
The Statler and Waldorf quips that could go with this are probably endless...

*Kermit and Miss Piggy fark on stage*

Statler: Eat her out good!
Waldorf: At that rate, he'll have his own luau!

DO HO HO HO

/yeah, I know you guys can do much better than that.
 
2012-06-25 09:54:23 PM

Krymson Tyde: Why did Miss Piggy douche with honey and vinegar?
Because Kermit liked sweet and sour pork.


Did you hear her latest singing performance was cancelled? Her agent told the producer she had a frog in her throat.
 
2012-06-25 10:00:06 PM
images.wikia.com

Unimpressed
 
2012-06-25 10:56:09 PM
Peter Jackson heard muttering "p'shaw, amateurs."
m1.paperblog.com
/hot
 
2012-06-25 11:09:11 PM

Ed Finnerty: I was trying to find a topless pic of Janice when I stumbled across this hilariously NSFW page of Muppet Rule 34 drawings.

Did I mention that it's NSFW? Because it's very NSFW.

/I lost it at the Zoot image


Jesus Christ.

/daddy, what is Rowlf doing to Fozzie the "bear"?
 
2012-06-25 11:13:50 PM
So... Meet the Feebles?
 
2012-06-25 11:18:30 PM
i.robert.accettura.com
♫♫♫♫The internet is for porn♫♫♫♫


/I love the look on Prairie Dawn's face in this pic
 
2012-06-25 11:20:39 PM

germ78: Peter Jackson heard muttering "p'shaw, amateurs."

/hot


Damn, beat me to it
 
2012-06-25 11:28:10 PM
SMILE TIME!
 
2012-06-25 11:29:39 PM

germ78: Peter Jackson heard muttering "p'shaw, amateurs."
[m1.paperblog.com image 400x308]
/hot


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-06-25 11:30:37 PM
For the last time...it's NOT a Muppet movie, nor related to the Muppets property at all.
 
2012-06-25 11:41:27 PM

galactus5000: For the last time...it's NOT a Muppet movie, nor related to the Muppets property at all.


i haven't read any articles or reviews or anything about it, but simply knowing that the muppets are owned by disney made me figure this was the truth
 
2012-06-25 11:45:20 PM

galactus5000: For the last time...it's NOT a Muppet movie, nor related to the Muppets property at all.


Fraggles aren't Muppets either, but they're still Jim Henson Company work. They have a pretty distinctive style.
 
2012-06-25 11:46:11 PM

galactus5000: For the last time...it's NOT a Muppet movie, nor related to the Muppets property at all.


It's Brian Henson, dude. It's sort of in-the-family.
 
2012-06-25 11:48:38 PM
yes yes. finally a visual depiction to the old joke "What's green and smells like bacon?"
 
2012-06-25 11:52:19 PM
Will Janice get naked?

I'm asking for scientific reasons of course.
 
2012-06-25 11:54:55 PM
Treading on ground where Greg The Bunny already hopped.
 
2012-06-25 11:56:13 PM
i just had sex with myself and then regretted it, and i blame you, fark. i blame you.
 
2012-06-26 12:00:55 AM
Ed Finnerty 2012-06-25 09:08:46 PM


I was trying to find a topless pic of Janice when I stumbled across this hilariously NSFW page of Muppet Rule 34 drawings.

Did I mention that it's NSFW? Because it's very NSFW.



Well that was...uh....interesting.

I shall have me a good laugh and then hello lung biscuits.
 
2012-06-26 12:05:28 AM
rule34-data-001.paheal.net
 
2012-06-26 12:07:54 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: So... Meet the Feebles?


Thank you. I was going to be very upset if I were the first to say that.
 
2012-06-26 12:31:39 AM

Confabulat: galactus5000: For the last time...it's NOT a Muppet movie, nor related to the Muppets property at all.

Fraggles aren't Muppets either, but they're still Jim Henson Company work. They have a pretty distinctive style.


upload.wikimedia.org
They aren't?
 
2012-06-26 12:35:34 AM

Ed Finnerty: I was trying to find a topless pic of Janice when I stumbled across this hilariously NSFW page of Muppet Rule 34 drawings.

Did I mention that it's NSFW? Because it's very NSFW.

/I lost it at the Zoot image


I laughed, then got disturbed at the notion that someone took the time to make these rather detailed drawings. I'm really hoping someone made those with the intent of being funny, because if not... Hoo, boy.
 
2012-06-26 12:35:45 AM

Ed Finnerty: I was trying to find a topless pic of Janice when I stumbled across this hilariously NSFW page of Muppet Rule 34 drawings.

Did I mention that it's NSFW? Because it's very NSFW.

/I lost it at the Zoot image


Is that what they're calling it these days?

/shouldn't talk, I've surfed for Janice pics m'self.
 
2012-06-26 12:42:11 AM

delathi: Confabulat: galactus5000: For the last time...it's NOT a Muppet movie, nor related to the Muppets property at all.

Fraggles aren't Muppets either, but they're still Jim Henson Company work. They have a pretty distinctive style.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 400x300]
They aren't?


Not technically anymore. Neither are the Sesame Street characters (with the exception of Kermit). Disney owns the Muppets(R) proper. Sesame Network (formerly Children's Television Network) owns Cookie Monster and Grover and those guys. Fraggles are owned by Lionsgate or someone now.

A long time ago, the Jim Henson Company would pretty much call all their creations "Muppets" as they came up with the term, but that was before lawyers got involved. Now a "Muppet" is a very specific thing.
 
2012-06-26 12:48:11 AM
This is right and wrong on every level at the same time. It may be the perfect best worst movie.
 
2012-06-26 01:01:26 AM

Confabulat: delathi: Confabulat: galactus5000: For the last time...it's NOT a Muppet movie, nor related to the Muppets property at all.

Fraggles aren't Muppets either, but they're still Jim Henson Company work. They have a pretty distinctive style.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 400x300]
They aren't?

Not technically anymore. Neither are the Sesame Street characters (with the exception of Kermit). Disney owns the Muppets(R) proper. Sesame Network (formerly Children's Television Network) owns Cookie Monster and Grover and those guys. Fraggles are owned by Lionsgate or someone now.

A long time ago, the Jim Henson Company would pretty much call all their creations "Muppets" as they came up with the term, but that was before lawyers got involved. Now a "Muppet" is a very specific thing.


a "Muppet" is a very specific thing, and next time i'll know not to let that show up on my personal credit card statement.
 
2012-06-26 01:31:15 AM
www2.pictures.zimbio.com

If she's in, I'm in.
 
2012-06-26 01:33:19 AM

Confabulat: galactus5000: For the last time...it's NOT a Muppet movie, nor related to the Muppets property at all.

Fraggles aren't Muppets either, but they're still Jim Henson Company work. They have a pretty distinctive style.


Exactly - not everything Henson does is Muppets.
 
2012-06-26 01:35:03 AM
Will it have smuppets in it, though? This matters.
 
2012-06-26 01:58:29 AM
I hope they use Crazy Harry as a mafia hitman.
 
2012-06-26 02:07:59 AM
 
2012-06-26 02:13:03 AM

Assimilate This: Preview 1 NSFW

Preview 2 NSFW



I LOL'd.

/Casino is my all time favorite movie.
 
2012-06-26 02:42:52 AM

germ78: Peter Jackson heard muttering "p'shaw, amateurs."

/hot


Came here for this. Best dvd to talk my friends into watching by saying "It's directed by the guy who did Lord of the Rings". Second place goes to Braindead/Dead Alive.

/SODOMY!
 
2012-06-26 03:03:35 AM
www.andrewraff.com
 
2012-06-26 06:13:12 AM
I never realized Big Bird was so... big.

/gonzo
 
2012-06-26 06:29:56 AM

germ78: Peter Jackson heard muttering "p'shaw, amateurs."
[m1.paperblog.com image 400x308]
/hot


Came here for that reference, left feeling satisfied.

/would bang that Siamese chick
//yeah, I know, "damn furries"
 
2012-06-26 07:01:25 AM
This guy would be down with the violence and murder:

static.desktopnexus.com

/As long as someone does it for him
//Or if he gets to pee fiery explosions
 
2012-06-26 07:52:00 AM

germ78: Peter Jackson heard muttering "p'shaw, amateurs."
[m1.paperblog.com image 400x308]
/hot


came for this, Fark never disappoints


/nasal sex
 
2012-06-26 08:34:25 AM
I've been beaten to Meet the Feebles and Farscape.

Which leaves me with only this.

25.media.tumblr.com

/still makes me laugh
 
2012-06-26 08:58:07 AM
So, Puppets Who Kill.
www.pwkproductions.com
(pic is hot)
 
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