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(The Raw Story)   "Experts come to the table today with a particular bias. It's about the furthering of a particular agenda. So you have a wealth of junk science out there." says lawyer from Liberty U, whose head did not explode for some reason   (rawstory.com) divider line 64
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2012-06-25 06:16:16 PM
I think it is safe to take the continued lack of this bozo getting struck by lightning as sure proof that God does not exist.
 
2012-06-25 06:19:17 PM
Are these the same kind of experts that Congress had during their hearing on female contraception?
 
2012-06-25 06:22:20 PM
Remember how true science proved that the Earth and heavens were made in seven days only a few thousand years ago, that all living creatures are descended from single pairs rescued by boat during a more recent global flood, and that living things never change?
 
2012-06-25 06:22:46 PM
Fully in support of this lawyer (and fellow member of the Liberty community):

www.arktimes.com
 
2012-06-25 06:22:55 PM
Erm...scientific endeavors don't result in value judgments. Not good ones at least.
 
2012-06-25 06:23:53 PM

Nadie_AZ: Are these the same kind of experts that Congress had during their hearing on female contraception?


Well, you wouldn't trust fertile females not living under a Christian man's firm rule to offer such testimony, would you? They come to the table with an agenda, not true science.
 
2012-06-25 06:24:06 PM
I'm sorry, I only got as far as the headline of the actual article before I felt my blood pressure skyrocket.

Dear fundie Christians,

SCIENCE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!
 
2012-06-25 06:26:32 PM
A circle jerk of self-reinforcing derp

/this sort of crap is really getting on my nerves today
//and they call it Stabby Monday
 
2012-06-25 06:26:40 PM
I love it whenever people who are guaranteed to agree with each other do shows like this. It's like gay porn.

"Let me suck you off, Bob."
"Why thanks, John. Let me suck you off, too."
 
2012-06-25 06:29:39 PM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: I love it whenever people who are guaranteed to agree with each other do shows like this. It's like gay porn.

"Let me suck you off, Bob."
"Why thanks, John. Let me suck you off, too."


Not the gay porn I watch.
 
2012-06-25 06:29:40 PM
"Penis goes WHERE?"
www.rawstory.com
 
2012-06-25 06:30:30 PM
Christian law firm

Now THAT'S what I call an oxymoran.
 
2012-06-25 06:37:13 PM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Remember how true science proved that the Earth and heavens were made in seven days only a few thousand years ago, that all living creatures are descended from single pairs rescued by boat during a more recent global flood, and that living things never change?


Jesus walked on water. He was just a very bouyant man.
 
2012-06-25 06:37:53 PM

Diogenes: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: I love it whenever people who are guaranteed to agree with each other do shows like this. It's like gay porn.

"Let me suck you off, Bob."
"Why thanks, John. Let me suck you off, too."

Not the gay porn I watch.


Well, it's got to be watered down a little for radio, obviously.

/CSS: Many moons ago, I* went with an ex-b/f to the Stonewall in Greenwich Village, while were in town for some pride event. I loved the matchbooks with lines for 'Name' and 'Phone Number.' (They had to get rid of them after 1994, because too many people were taking them.) There was a small, dimly lit back room, a kind of tiny cinema, where porn was on. The sound was down, and all the sex was cut out (for some legal reason, clearly). This made it look to us like the plot of these movies went something like this: As people walk around, they gradually lose their clothes. Eventually, you lose so many that you have to find someone to help you. What happens then is never shown, but you somehow end up with clothes again. Repeat.

(* EEO)
 
2012-06-25 06:45:09 PM
Most of you are lucky I actually have to work with someone from Liberty U. The derp is so deep somedays I need boots.
 
2012-06-25 06:47:14 PM

groppet: Most of you are lucky I actually have to work with someone from Liberty U. The derp is so deep somedays I need boots.


That's a sad state of affairs, and one I would take as a sign that my employer may not have the best business sense about them.
 
2012-06-25 06:47:45 PM
They keep saying "common sense standpoint." Is that a weapon I can bash them in the skull with?
 
2012-06-25 06:52:02 PM
Having a bias =/= having an agenda.
 
2012-06-25 06:52:22 PM

groppet: Most of you are lucky I actually have to work with someone from Liberty U. The derp is so deep somedays I need boots.


I'm so sorry for your pain. Tell us where the bad man touched you.
 
2012-06-25 06:52:30 PM
How many times do I have to repeat myself? Lying for Jesus is still lying! It's still a sin. It's still immoral behavior! Stop it, you Fundy retards!
 
2012-06-25 06:53:22 PM

NewportBarGuy: They keep saying "common sense standpoint." Is that a weapon I can bash them in the skull with?


I need to add that to my management bullshiat bingo cards. I'm sure I'll hear that in a meeting going forward between now and December 31st.
 
2012-06-25 06:54:32 PM
The Loch Ness Monster exsits, your argument is invalid.


True science always seems to me to reinforce and strengthen what the scripture tells us

That's some rigorous analysis there, Lou.
 
2012-06-25 06:56:54 PM

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: NewportBarGuy: They keep saying "common sense standpoint." Is that a weapon I can bash them in the skull with?

I need to add that to my management bullshiat bingo cards. I'm sure I'll hear that in a meeting going forward between now and December 31st.


Way to be proactive and think outside the box.
 
2012-06-25 06:57:11 PM

NewportBarGuy: They keep saying "common sense standpoint." Is that a weapon I can bash them in the skull with?


I WISH they used logic and reasoning.
 
2012-06-25 06:59:09 PM

NewportBarGuy: They keep saying "common sense standpoint." Is that a weapon I can bash them in the skull with?


You know common sense, is always right!

Some "Common Sense" beliefs:
The Sun travels around the Earth.
The Earth is flat.
The Earth is in the center of the galaxy.
 
2012-06-25 07:00:59 PM

fusillade762: The Loch Ness Monster exsits, your argument is invalid.


True science always seems to me to reinforce and strengthen what the scripture tells us

That's some rigorous analysis there, Lou.


Sounds truthy to me. What else sounds truthy to me is that these guys love sitting around talking about how hot smoking man on man sex is the most denigrating and disgusting and delightful act there ever was. Did I say delightful? Ha, I meant "deceitful". Like what Satan does to your asshole. I mean soul.
 
2012-06-25 07:01:55 PM

NewportBarGuy: They keep saying "common sense standpoint." Is that a weapon I can bash them in the skull with?


Common sense solutions aren't.
 
2012-06-25 07:02:16 PM

Corvus: NewportBarGuy: They keep saying "common sense standpoint." Is that a weapon I can bash them in the skull with?

You know common sense, is always right!

Some "Common Sense" beliefs:
The Sun travels around the Earth.
The Earth is flat.
The Earth is in the center of the galaxy.


AND GAY SEX IS ICKY but utterly irresistible god help me
 
2012-06-25 07:03:50 PM
"Common Sense" - shiat the general public (not experts) believe to be true.

I'll take real science instead.
 
2012-06-25 07:06:27 PM
Problem: Facts disagree with "conservative" values.

Solution: create "conservative" facts.
 
2012-06-25 07:07:01 PM
"Liberty."

LOL.
 
2012-06-25 07:08:19 PM

dickfreckle: "Liberty."

LOL.


You can have all of the liberty you want, so long as you adhere to the strictures of our interpretation of Christianity. If you exercise your free will in a way we don't like, our merciful god will subject you to eternal torture.
 
2012-06-25 07:09:23 PM
On Monday's Faith and Freedom radio broadcast," Liberty Counsel's Steve Crampton and Harry Mihet pointed to a debunked New Family Structure Study (NFSS) from the University of Texas at Austin that concluded children raised by same sex parents fared worse than children raised by straight parents.

holy sh*t, people are still citing this study? wasn't it thoroughly debunked like a decade ago?
 
2012-06-25 07:13:13 PM

dickfreckle: "Liberty."

LOL.


"Liberty" from critical thinking.
 
2012-06-25 07:24:03 PM
What if we took an infant from a Liberty Graduate God Blessed Hetero marriage and placed it in the care of a same sex marriage and gave the Christian Hetero couple a penguin to raise in its stead. Does anyone think the penguin would less derpy than any kid left in that environment?
 
2012-06-25 07:27:56 PM

gimmegimme: dickfreckle: "Liberty."

LOL.

You can have all of the liberty you want, so long as you adhere to the strictures of our interpretation of Christianity. If you exercise your free will in a way we don't like, our merciful god will subject you to eternal torture we will use big government to enforce our beliefs while crying that the government should just keep its nose out of peoples' business.

 
2012-06-25 07:30:25 PM
I wish I could turn off the ethical part of my brain, so much money just waiting to be freed from fools out there.

/lousy do-gooder parents
 
2012-06-25 07:48:09 PM
University?

First 5 seconds might be NSFW (K. Kardashian in a thong)
 
2012-06-25 08:05:09 PM

thomps: On Monday's Faith and Freedom radio broadcast," Liberty Counsel's Steve Crampton and Harry Mihet pointed to a debunked New Family Structure Study (NFSS) from the University of Texas at Austin that concluded children raised by same sex parents fared worse than children raised by straight parents.

holy sh*t, people are still citing this study? wasn't it thoroughly debunked like a decade ago?


People still blame the Sun for global warming. It has nothing to do with the accuracy of the "study" and everything to do with it telling you what you want to hear.
 
2012-06-25 08:06:56 PM

thomps: On Monday's Faith and Freedom radio broadcast," Liberty Counsel's Steve Crampton and Harry Mihet pointed to a debunked New Family Structure Study (NFSS) from the University of Texas at Austin that concluded children raised by same sex parents fared worse than children raised by straight parents.

holy sh*t, people are still citing this study? wasn't it thoroughly debunked like a decade ago?


Doesn't matter if it's true, only that it supports their existing prejudices.
 
2012-06-25 08:10:27 PM

thomps: On Monday's Faith and Freedom radio broadcast," Liberty Counsel's Steve Crampton and Harry Mihet pointed to a debunked New Family Structure Study (NFSS) from the University of Texas at Austin that concluded children raised by same sex parents fared worse than children raised by straight parents.

holy sh*t, people are still citing this study? wasn't it thoroughly debunked like a decade ago?


Debunked claims always get a handful of crazies still supporting it. Like Wakefield's "VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM" document that anti-vaccinationists are running around with despite the debunked claim.
 
2012-06-25 08:13:08 PM

meat0918: I'm sorry, I only got as far as the headline of the actual article before I felt my blood pressure skyrocket.

Dear fundie Christians,

SCIENCE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!


Yes it does.

OMG yes it does.

I especially love how most research is run by for-profit companies, and that those companies supress the research that they don't like. That's the best.

Oh, or how you can hire an expert in any field to say whatever the hell you want.
 
2012-06-25 08:23:19 PM
"There are things that a mom is uniquely equipped to teach a daughter and there are things that only a dad could teach a son that you can not replace or dispense with."

I think this guy's parents were doing some sick sh*t to their kids.
 
2012-06-25 08:27:25 PM

dickfreckle: gimmegimme: dickfreckle: "Liberty."

LOL.

You can have all of the liberty you want, so long as you adhere to the strictures of our interpretation of Christianity. If you exercise your free will in a way we don't like, our merciful god will subject you to eternal torture AND we will use big government to enforce our beliefs while crying that the government should just keep its nose out of peoples' business.


You left out the AND
 
2012-06-25 08:41:11 PM

Corvus: The Earth is in the center of the galaxy universe.


FTFDerp

LouDobbsAwaaaay: People still blame the Sun for global warming.


I think I know what you mean, but, um, the Sun IS the source of global warming.
 
2012-06-25 09:04:42 PM
It takes a special kind of stupid to be unaware of ones own shortcomings.
 
2012-06-25 09:13:48 PM
Yes experts in scientific fields have a bias...towards facts and logic.
 
2012-06-25 09:46:14 PM

MrEricSir: It takes a special kind of stupid to be unaware of ones own shortcomings.


No, that's a pretty common kind of stupid.
 
2012-06-25 09:56:09 PM

MrEricSir: It takes a special kind of stupid to be unaware of ones own shortcomings.


It shore do.
 
2012-06-25 10:15:42 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: //and they call it Stabby Monday


I do believe you've just written a number 1 single. Autotune that biatch and get it on the YouTubes!
 
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