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Mega-brothel becomes the next big box store, Operation Sea Weed, and drive-by squirtings: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/17 - 6/23 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-06-25 1:45:00 PM, edited 2012-06-25 1:48:18 PM (13 comments) | Permalink
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Happy Monday, everybody.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-06-17 to Sat 2012-06-23:

img.fark.net  "Touchdown" Jesus to be replaced with "Her Ass Was This Big" Jesus    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  New beer designed for dogs has meat broth, malt barley and contains no alcohol. Or, as beer drinkers call it, "New Coors Light"    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Sydney brothel gets go-ahead from town planning council for multi-million dollar expansion into a "mega-brothel", upsetting local residents and activists who didn't want another Big-Box Store in their neighborhood    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Psychic tells women to send him naked pictures of themselves to boost their psychic powers. I guess they didn't see him coming    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  U.S. Navy begins the ocean recovery of 19,000 pounds marijuana in Operation Sea Weed    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Rodney King's friends say weed had nothing to do with his death because when it comes to smoking, he was a "professional." Can't we all get a bong?    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Man drowns in Canobie Lake. The Force was not strong with this one    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Four teens charged with "drive-by squirting." Hey, I have that DVD    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Tropical Storm Debby heading for Texas. Sometimes the headlines really do write themselves    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Sandusky goes from Penn State to State Pen    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Chinese soccer fan dies after not sleeping for 11 days in order to watch every Euro 2012 match. Doctors suspect he died of boredom    img.fark.net


Sports:

img.fark.net  Photo evidence indicates one of Gisele's eggs intercepted one of Tom Brady's sperm    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  The bounty on Brett Farve during the 2009 NFC Championships was at least $35,000, and that's not even counting the money raised by Packers fans    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Website complains that ESPN isn't giving coverage to the Sandusky trial, much like the Food Network ignored the Jeffrey Dahmer trial    img.fark.net


Geek:

img.fark.net  "Brave" will debut a new sound system, Dolby Atmos, which can play up to 128 different sounds as it drives your car into a river to kill you    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Engineers build 50 GIGApixel camera. Think about it... Both your mom's buttcheeks in one picture    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Recent study finds six out of ten of us wake up grumpy every morning. The other four of us let her sleep in    img.fark.net


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Pixar's new film "Brave" perpetuates the stereotype of the fiery redhead, or so says this smoldering, irrepressible hellion whose coppery tresses, like her temper, blaze with the heat of her wild, untamed passion    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Curry blamed for Today's dump    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Charlie Sheen to play the President in upcoming movie, proving we didn't learn our lesson about what happens when coked up sons follow their fathers into the Oval Office    img.fark.net


Politics:

img.fark.net  Romney says "Without me, the US will become like Europe", invoking fear of 6.8% unemployment, a budget deficit of 1% GDP, and universal medical care    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Early polls show 64% of Americans support the President's decision on immigration, though experts expect that number to be death panelled down to about 45%    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  In a memo to his caucus Boehner warns that there will be "No spiking of the ball" if the Supreme Court overturns the healthcare reform law. However, he hasn't ruled out a traditional Oompa-Loompa song and dance number    img.fark.net


Business:

img.fark.net  Ryanair foils the long awaited Continental Airlines / Aer Lingus "Conti Lingus" merger    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  'Robin Hood' movement has protestors calling for 50 cent tax on every $100 Wall Street trade, the right to shoot a stag in the king's deep, green wood    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  U.S. hotels are going out of their way to make Chinese tourists feel at home. Services include slippers, hot tea, a quiet place where their kids can assemble some tennis shoes    img.fark.net
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13 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2012-06-25 01:56:07 PM

Sea weed?

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-25 01:59:13 PM
Recent study finds six out of ten of us wake up grumpy every morning. The other four of us let her sleep in

Doh!!
 
2012-06-25 02:00:49 PM
Recent study finds six out of ten of us wake up grumpy every morning. The other four of us let her sleep in

+1
 
2012-06-25 02:09:15 PM
The Penn State/State Pen ripoff gets in?? That is truly lame. Must have been a TF asskisser submission. Screw that. I can think of at least 3 headlines that didn't make the cut that are better than at least 5 that made it in. Terrible choices this round.

(Except for the 50MP camera one, that was classic funny.)
 
2012-06-25 02:11:05 PM

Eligarf: The Penn State/State Pen ripoff gets in?? That is truly lame. Must have been a TF asskisser submission. Screw that. I can think of at least 3 headlines that didn't make the cut that are better than at least 5 that made it in. Terrible choices this round.

(Except for the 50MP camera one, that was classic funny.)


see now here I was all proud and happy that two of mine made the cut...but now...
 
2012-06-25 02:13:08 PM
Bawww, and I came in expecting to see "Der boom-boom founden in der Svedish nukey-planter. Everbody bork-bork."

*sniffle*
 
2012-06-25 02:14:35 PM

Eligarf: I can think of at least 3 headlines that didn't make the cut that are better than at least 5 that made it in.


Which ones?
 
2012-06-25 02:15:15 PM

Balchinian: Bawww, and I came in expecting to see "Der boom-boom founden in der Svedish nukey-planter. Everbody bork-bork."

*sniffle*


Saved for context HOW contest
 
2012-06-25 02:16:30 PM
My fav's were Grumpy, Curry, and of course Der boom-boom.
 
2012-06-25 02:28:43 PM
I thought the Mega-Brothel was offering drive by squirtings. That's kinda hot
 
2012-06-25 02:57:49 PM

Unfreakable: Eligarf: I can think of at least 3 headlines that didn't make the cut that are better than at least 5 that made it in.

Which ones?




*crickets*
 
2012-06-25 03:59:44 PM
Are there drive by squirtings at the big box store?
 
2012-06-25 05:28:04 PM

Brothel, you say?

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
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