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Mega-brothel becomes the next big box store, Operation Sea Weed, and drive-by squirtings: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/17 - 6/23
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Happy Monday, everybody.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-06-17 to Sat 2012-06-23:
"Touchdown" Jesus to be replaced with "Her Ass Was This Big" Jesus
New beer designed for dogs has meat broth, malt barley and contains no alcohol. Or, as beer drinkers call it, "New Coors Light"
Sydney brothel gets go-ahead from town planning council for multi-million dollar expansion into a "mega-brothel", upsetting local residents and activists who didn't want another Big-Box Store in their neighborhood
Psychic tells women to send him naked pictures of themselves to boost their psychic powers. I guess they didn't see him coming
U.S. Navy begins the ocean recovery of 19,000 pounds marijuana in Operation Sea Weed
Rodney King's friends say weed had nothing to do with his death because when it comes to smoking, he was a "professional." Can't we all get a bong?
Man drowns in Canobie Lake. The Force was not strong with this one
Four teens charged with "drive-by squirting." Hey, I have that DVD
Tropical Storm Debby heading for Texas. Sometimes the headlines really do write themselves
Sandusky goes from Penn State to State Pen
Chinese soccer fan dies after not sleeping for 11 days in order to watch every Euro 2012 match. Doctors suspect he died of boredom
Photo evidence indicates one of Gisele's eggs intercepted one of Tom Brady's sperm
The bounty on Brett Farve during the 2009 NFC Championships was at least $35,000, and that's not even counting the money raised by Packers fans
Website complains that ESPN isn't giving coverage to the Sandusky trial, much like the Food Network ignored the Jeffrey Dahmer trial
"Brave" will debut a new sound system, Dolby Atmos, which can play up to 128 different sounds as it drives your car into a river to kill you
Engineers build 50 GIGApixel camera. Think about it... Both your mom's buttcheeks in one picture
Recent study finds six out of ten of us wake up grumpy every morning. The other four of us let her sleep in
Pixar's new film "Brave" perpetuates the stereotype of the fiery redhead, or so says this smoldering, irrepressible hellion whose coppery tresses, like her temper, blaze with the heat of her wild, untamed passion
Curry blamed for Today's dump
Charlie Sheen to play the President in upcoming movie, proving we didn't learn our lesson about what happens when coked up sons follow their fathers into the Oval Office
Romney says "Without me, the US will become like Europe", invoking fear of 6.8% unemployment, a budget deficit of 1% GDP, and universal medical care
Early polls show 64% of Americans support the President's decision on immigration, though experts expect that number to be death panelled down to about 45%
In a memo to his caucus Boehner warns that there will be "No spiking of the ball" if the Supreme Court overturns the healthcare reform law. However, he hasn't ruled out a traditional Oompa-Loompa song and dance number
Ryanair foils the long awaited Continental Airlines / Aer Lingus "Conti Lingus" merger
'Robin Hood' movement has protestors calling for 50 cent tax on every $100 Wall Street trade, the right to shoot a stag in the king's deep, green wood
U.S. hotels are going out of their way to make Chinese tourists feel at home. Services include slippers, hot tea, a quiet place where their kids can assemble some tennis shoes
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