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(ABC)   Condi Rice rocking the classic Cold War hits, Karl Rove whizzing around in a golf cart, and billionaires snapping up souvenir politicians in the vendor's room. Welcome to Republi-palooza 2012   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 20
    More: Scary, Condi Rice, Cold War, Karl Rove, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, American Crossroads, Mary Matalin, Olympic Park, bundlers  
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2012-06-25 03:30:41 PM  
5 votes:

NateGrey: What, Satan couldnt make it this year?


Too liberal
2012-06-25 03:43:37 PM  
3 votes:

Diogenes: FlashHarry: vernonFL: Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott DPing Phyllis Schlafly.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

*weirdest boner*


The cobwebs are so thick around Schlafly's cooter, if you dropped a bowling ball from a height of 100 feet onto it, the bowling ball would bounce and achieve a low-earth orbit.
2012-06-25 03:46:53 PM  
2 votes:
Artist rendition of said event:

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2012-06-25 03:31:50 PM  
2 votes:

NateGrey: What, Satan couldnt make it this year?


That rhino?
2012-06-25 11:53:00 AM  
2 votes:

Mugato: I picture the underground cult in Eyes Wide Shut. Without the hot girls.


Yeah, most people want to imagine secret society orgy rituals to be be something other than Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott DPing Phyllis Schlafly.
2012-06-25 11:12:41 PM  
1 votes:
Condi Rice?

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Approves....... used to, that is.
2012-06-25 10:50:35 PM  
1 votes:

qorkfiend: Soooo... who talks to someone in the bathroom for 10 minutes?


It was GOP conference. I would guess the men's bathrooms are THE place to see and be seen.

More toe-tapping than the Riverdance auditions. More eye contact than an optometrist's office.
2012-06-25 05:39:32 PM  
1 votes:

gimmegimme: I hope that next year's Republican convention will be held in the most appropriate of all places:

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2012-06-25 05:35:35 PM  
1 votes:
I hope that next year's Republican convention will be held in the most appropriate of all places:

www.destination360.com
2012-06-25 04:46:10 PM  
1 votes:
NateGrey: Artist rendition of said event:

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I LOLed
2012-06-25 04:31:48 PM  
1 votes:

NateGrey: Artist rendition of said event:

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"I just want some pants! A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS!"
2012-06-25 04:16:01 PM  
1 votes:
FTA

Another thing many attendees weren't expecting? How up-close and personal they would get with many of the stars of the party. Chaffetz pointed out that he saw many donors excitedly taking their photo with possible vice presidential choices.

Former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, Ohio Sen. Rob Portman, South Dakota Sen. John Thune, and Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan were all on hand.

Larry Conti who came with his friend, a bundler from Los Angeles, as his plus-one describes himself as "a big Paul Ryan fan" and was thrilled to meet him. Conti thought he would impress his friend when he took a photo with Ryan, who introduced himself to him as "Paul," but instead the friend told him he had just spent 10 minutes talking to Ryan in the bathroom.


Awesome. This in no way confirms my belief that the leadership of this country is being handled in an environment identical to a 10 year highschool reunion.

Don't these assholes have jobs, and lives? Hanging around getting giddy about a photo-op with Tim Pawlenty? What the shiat is that? How does a person behave in this way one moment, and in the next moment believe themselves capable of holding an informed, considered opinion on matters of national policy? What the fark does it mean to be 'A big Paul Ryan fan'? What the hell kind of life do you have if spending 10 minutes talking to Paul Ryan in the bathroom is a major highlight?

Assholes. Oh wow! The important people talked to me! They took the time to shake my hand, look me in the eye, and remember my name for the whole two minutes we were standing there! I'll never wash this hand!. In some bizarre way that I cannot actually figure out, this somehow validates my life and makes it better!
2012-06-25 04:15:06 PM  
1 votes:
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2012-06-25 04:00:01 PM  
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: I've always thought the straight man in Cheney's classic face-shooting bit never got enough credit.

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He's like the Bud Abbott or Dick Smothers of taking a shotgun blast to the face. Such a professional.


Give me credit!
2012-06-25 03:51:57 PM  
1 votes:
I'm sorely tempted to say that a drone should have taken out the whole lot of them..
2012-06-25 03:38:44 PM  
1 votes:

Shvetz: Husband-and-wife donors from Los Angeles who did not want to be identified said Rice's message was one of "America needing to take charge."
"We can't stand by and let things happen," the wife said. "If we do, someone else will take that leadership role."

Yes, we absolutely need to start more wars.


And nothing says taking a leadership role like anonymity.
2012-06-25 03:37:54 PM  
1 votes:

vernonFL: Mugato: I picture the underground cult in Eyes Wide Shut. Without the hot girls.

Yeah, most people want to imagine secret society orgy rituals to be be something other than Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott DPing Phyllis Schlafly.


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2012-06-25 03:29:48 PM  
1 votes:
What, Satan couldnt make it this year?
2012-06-25 03:13:04 PM  
1 votes:
The GOP stars of 2012: an admitted atheist and a confirmed bachelorette

The cognitive dissonance boggles the mind
2012-06-25 11:55:28 AM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: vernonFL: Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott DPing Phyllis Schlafly.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD


*weirdest boner*
 
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