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(ABC)   Condi Rice rocking the classic Cold War hits, Karl Rove whizzing around in a golf cart, and billionaires snapping up souvenir politicians in the vendor's room. Welcome to Republi-palooza 2012   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 118
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2012-06-25 11:33:35 AM  
Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz told reporters both Rove and GOP strategist Mary Matalin were making the crowd howl, telling them about when Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a friend with bird-shot pellets on a hunting trip.

Nothing like conservative humor. Too bad Whittington didn't die! They could have brought the house down!
 
2012-06-25 11:38:24 AM  
I picture the underground cult in Eyes Wide Shut. Without the hot girls.
 
2012-06-25 11:53:00 AM  

Mugato: I picture the underground cult in Eyes Wide Shut. Without the hot girls.


Yeah, most people want to imagine secret society orgy rituals to be be something other than Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott DPing Phyllis Schlafly.
 
2012-06-25 11:54:57 AM  

vernonFL: Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott DPing Phyllis Schlafly.


GET OUT OF MY HEAD
 
2012-06-25 11:55:28 AM  

FlashHarry: vernonFL: Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott DPing Phyllis Schlafly.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD


*weirdest boner*
 
2012-06-25 12:04:28 PM  
I've always thought the straight man in Cheney's classic face-shooting bit never got enough credit.

www.theage.com.au

He's like the Bud Abbott or Dick Smothers of taking a shotgun blast to the face. Such a professional.
 
2012-06-25 12:43:23 PM  
Oh come on, billionaires won't be picking up sitting legislators at the convention. Every GOP politician is already bought by companies to be a good corporate whore and screw over their constituents.
 
2012-06-25 01:20:19 PM  
Karl Rove whizzing around in a golf cart


3.bp.blogspot.com

Its more of a sail barge than a golf cart.
 
2012-06-25 02:17:29 PM  

GAT_00: Oh come on, billionaires won't be picking up sitting legislators at the convention. Every GOP politician is already bought by companies to be a good corporate whore and screw over their constituents.


The fun part is when two competing companies want to buy the same whore.

"We need to deregulate the tobacco industry and provide tax incentives to develop a lung cancer pill!"
 
2012-06-25 03:13:04 PM  
The GOP stars of 2012: an admitted atheist and a confirmed bachelorette

The cognitive dissonance boggles the mind
 
2012-06-25 03:29:48 PM  
What, Satan couldnt make it this year?
 
2012-06-25 03:30:23 PM  

Mugato: I picture the underground cult in Eyes Wide Shut. Without the hot girls.


Switch the hot girls with little boys, and you've got it.
 
2012-06-25 03:30:41 PM  

NateGrey: What, Satan couldnt make it this year?


Too liberal
 
2012-06-25 03:31:50 PM  

NateGrey: What, Satan couldnt make it this year?


That rhino?
 
2012-06-25 03:35:01 PM  
"It's legal for Spies to be there"
...
"People here understand that the private sector is not doing fine and we need a president who understands how to create jobs and turn the economy around," Spies told ABC News.


Liberal Driveby Mainstream MSM Media is sending spies to Romney events!
 
2012-06-25 03:36:00 PM  
Husband-and-wife donors from Los Angeles who did not want to be identified said Rice's message was one of "America needing to take charge."
"We can't stand by and let things happen," the wife said. "If we do, someone else will take that leadership role."


Yes, we absolutely need to start more wars.
 
2012-06-25 03:37:21 PM  

Ned Stark: NateGrey: What, Satan couldnt make it this year?

That rhino?


He's had cash-raising trouble ever since Citizens United. He's just not trusted as a bundler any more.
 
2012-06-25 03:37:54 PM  

vernonFL: Mugato: I picture the underground cult in Eyes Wide Shut. Without the hot girls.

Yeah, most people want to imagine secret society orgy rituals to be be something other than Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott DPing Phyllis Schlafly.


i78.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-25 03:38:44 PM  

Shvetz: Husband-and-wife donors from Los Angeles who did not want to be identified said Rice's message was one of "America needing to take charge."
"We can't stand by and let things happen," the wife said. "If we do, someone else will take that leadership role."

Yes, we absolutely need to start more wars.


And nothing says taking a leadership role like anonymity.
 
2012-06-25 03:40:45 PM  

imontheinternet: Mugato: I picture the underground cult in Eyes Wide Shut. Without the hot girls.

Switch the hot girls with little boys, and you've got it.


This isn't the Dominican Republic, dumbass.
 
2012-06-25 03:43:37 PM  

Diogenes: FlashHarry: vernonFL: Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott DPing Phyllis Schlafly.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

*weirdest boner*


The cobwebs are so thick around Schlafly's cooter, if you dropped a bowling ball from a height of 100 feet onto it, the bowling ball would bounce and achieve a low-earth orbit.
 
2012-06-25 03:44:43 PM  
They both described her address as an "impassioned plea" for the country to "stand up and take charge."

Take charge from who? are the mega rich not running the show here in America? You could have farkin fooled me...
 
2012-06-25 03:46:20 PM  
Anyone think Mitt might recruit Condi for VP? I know she's got Iraq baggage, but she's the sort of conservative the right-wing base would get fired up about.
 
2012-06-25 03:46:53 PM  
Artist rendition of said event:

www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-06-25 03:47:14 PM  
"People here understand that the private sector is not doing fine and we need a president who understands how to create jobs and turn the economy around," Spies told ABC News.

So you're spending shiat-tons of money supporting Mitt Romney? You must have inherited your money, because someone that damned stupid certainly didn't make it on their own.
 
2012-06-25 03:48:17 PM  
Rove running a super pac should trouble everyone by him being there and participating in this event.
 
2012-06-25 03:49:37 PM  

rnld: Rove running a super pac should trouble everyone by him being there and participating in this event.


And yet, there it is, clear as crystal, plain as day..... and nothing will be done about it.
 
2012-06-25 03:51:57 PM  
I'm sorely tempted to say that a drone should have taken out the whole lot of them..
 
2012-06-25 03:55:04 PM  

quizzical: Anyone think Mitt might recruit Condi for VP? I know she's got Iraq baggage, but she's the sort of conservative the right-wing base would get fired up about.


She's gotta have something in her closet, otherwise I can think of no rational reason why, when McCain's team was on their "If we nominate a woman as VP we'll scoop up all those disaffected Hillary voters" kick, they came up with Sarah Palin, but apparently never, even for a minute considered a woman who was a conservative darling and former Sec of State and head of the NSC
 
2012-06-25 03:55:33 PM  
Alphax

I'm sorely tempted to say that a drone should have taken out the whole lot of them..



Very classy.
 
2012-06-25 03:56:00 PM  

Alphax: I'm sorely tempted to say that a drone should have taken out the whole lot of them..


The drone will be in the shape of Mitt Romney come November.
 
2012-06-25 03:56:02 PM  

GAT_00: Oh come on, billionaires won't be picking up sitting legislators at the convention. Every GOP politician is already bought by companies to be a good corporate whore and screw over their constituents.


Well, it's a fortunate that Democrats are allergic to money, then. Otherwise, we'd be seriously hosed.

/no, i don't know who you should vote for
 
2012-06-25 03:56:16 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: rnld: Rove running a super pac should trouble everyone by him being there and participating in this event.

And yet, there it is, clear as crystal, plain as day..... and nothing will be done about it.


This was covered on Colbert Report. Colbert and Jon Stewart sat at the same table, talking to each other and totally "not coordinating" about the type of ads that Stephen would "hypothetically" like the Colbert SuperPac to air. And Colbert's lawyer said the conversation likely didn't qualify as coordination under Citizen's United.

At the time, I thought a jury would disagree. But someone is going to have to challenge under that part of the law before we get any answers.
 
2012-06-25 04:00:01 PM  

sigdiamond2000: I've always thought the straight man in Cheney's classic face-shooting bit never got enough credit.

[www.theage.com.au image 470x353]

He's like the Bud Abbott or Dick Smothers of taking a shotgun blast to the face. Such a professional.


Give me credit!
 
2012-06-25 04:02:17 PM  

rnld: Rove running a super pac should trouble everyone by him being there and participating in this event.


No, it shouldn't.

Why? Because his presence or absence has almost no bearing on whether Super PACs are good or bad. Ask yourself, if Rove hadn't attended, would you be a-ok with American Crossroads Super PAC? Would that convince you that no coordination was occurring? Would Super PACs in general become bright, and good, and pure, and wonderful, if only Rove hadn't attended?
 
2012-06-25 04:03:53 PM  

Lyonid: Why?


If they actually had to follow the law he would not be allowed to collude with Romney.
 
2012-06-25 04:04:01 PM  
Headso

They both described her address as an "impassioned plea" for the country to "stand up and take charge."

Take charge from who? are the mega rich not running the show here in America? You could have farkin fooled me...



You've been fooled before and I am sure you will be fooled again.



Change it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fall that's all
But the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war
 
2012-06-25 04:04:26 PM  

quizzical: Anyone think Mitt might recruit Condi for VP? I know she's got Iraq baggage, but she's the sort of conservative the right-wing base would get fired up about.


Not white
Not a man
Rumored to be not heterosexual

Yeah. The GOP's "base" will just loooooove Condi as their Veep nominee.
 
2012-06-25 04:08:09 PM  
Hmmm...interesting that MSM never reports on the Billionaires that support Obama...

2.bp.blogspot.com

static7.businessinsider.com

90-years-old Anne Cox

Sipa Press
Anne Cox net worth: $10 billion

Children: Two daughter and one son

Likely Will Winner: The Democrats

Anne is the 90-year-old daughter of James M.Cox, the newspaper publisher and huge Democratic party supporter, and the owner of his company-Cox Enterprises. Today Cox Enterprises includes Cox Communications cable company, 17 daily newspapers, 15 TV stations, 86 radio stations, Manheim auctions (cars), and AutoTrader.com. Anne has two daughters from her first marriage and a son from her second so it's quite likely they will inherit large sums.

But Anne's main passion is the Democratic party, of which she is a huge financial supporter. She served as Jimmy Carter's Ambassador to Belgium from 1977 to 1981 and made vast contributions to Obama's campaign during the presidential race.
 
2012-06-25 04:08:59 PM  

karnal: Alphax

I'm sorely tempted to say that a drone should have taken out the whole lot of them..


Very classy.


It's no "shot in the face" joke.
 
2012-06-25 04:10:30 PM  

ferretman: Hmmm...interesting that MSM never reports on the Billionaires that support Obama...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 346x450]

[static7.businessinsider.com image 400x300]

90-years-old Anne Cox

Sipa Press
Anne Cox net worth: $10 billion

Children: Two daughter and one son

Likely Will Winner: The Democrats

Anne is the 90-year-old daughter of James M.Cox, the newspaper publisher and huge Democratic party supporter, and the owner of his company-Cox Enterprises. Today Cox Enterprises includes Cox Communications cable company, 17 daily newspapers, 15 TV stations, 86 radio stations, Manheim auctions (cars), and AutoTrader.com. Anne has two daughters from her first marriage and a son from her second so it's quite likely they will inherit large sums.

But Anne's main passion is the Democratic party, of which she is a huge financial supporter. She served as Jimmy Carter's Ambassador to Belgium from 1977 to 1981 and made vast contributions to Obama's campaign during the presidential race.


#1 - those aren't secrets
#2 - do they run PACs?
 
2012-06-25 04:11:25 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: quizzical: Anyone think Mitt might recruit Condi for VP? I know she's got Iraq baggage, but she's the sort of conservative the right-wing base would get fired up about.

Not white
Not a man
Rumored to be not heterosexual

Yeah. The GOP's "base" will just loooooove Condi as their Veep nominee


I thought she was married to Bush...
 
2012-06-25 04:12:30 PM  

ferretman: Hmmm...interesting that MSM never reports on the Billionaires that support Obama...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 346x450]

[static7.businessinsider.com image 400x300]

90-years-old Anne Cox

Sipa Press
Anne Cox net worth: $10 billion

Children: Two daughter and one son

Likely Will Winner: The Democrats

Anne is the 90-year-old daughter of James M.Cox, the newspaper publisher and huge Democratic party supporter, and the owner of his company-Cox Enterprises. Today Cox Enterprises includes Cox Communications cable company, 17 daily newspapers, 15 TV stations, 86 radio stations, Manheim auctions (cars), and AutoTrader.com. Anne has two daughters from her first marriage and a son from her second so it's quite likely they will inherit large sums.

But Anne's main passion is the Democratic party, of which she is a huge financial supporter. She served as Jimmy Carter's Ambassador to Belgium from 1977 to 1981 and made vast contributions to Obama's campaign during the presidential race.


I'd ask for a citation, but nobody in the MSM ever covers these people, so you'll never be able to find one, because nobody but you knows about it. The New Dark Ages are coming. Be afraid.
 
2012-06-25 04:12:49 PM  

ferretman: derp redacted


Oh are they running SuperPACs and went to a resort with Obama as well? You should really submit that article.

/Vote Republican
 
2012-06-25 04:15:06 PM  
img339.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-25 04:15:23 PM  

Lyonid: rnld: Rove running a super pac should trouble everyone by him being there and participating in this event.

No, it shouldn't.

Why? Because his presence or absence has almost no bearing on whether Super PACs are good or bad. Ask yourself, if Rove hadn't attended, would you be a-ok with American Crossroads Super PAC? Would that convince you that no coordination was occurring? Would Super PACs in general become bright, and good, and pure, and wonderful, if only Rove hadn't attended?


So Rove attending is better or irrelevant? It should bother people. It's exactly the kind of collusion the law says shouldn't happen, and it's being pretty openly flaunted. It should highlight one of the many flaws in the system.
 
2012-06-25 04:16:01 PM  
FTA

Another thing many attendees weren't expecting? How up-close and personal they would get with many of the stars of the party. Chaffetz pointed out that he saw many donors excitedly taking their photo with possible vice presidential choices.

Former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, Ohio Sen. Rob Portman, South Dakota Sen. John Thune, and Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan were all on hand.

Larry Conti who came with his friend, a bundler from Los Angeles, as his plus-one describes himself as "a big Paul Ryan fan" and was thrilled to meet him. Conti thought he would impress his friend when he took a photo with Ryan, who introduced himself to him as "Paul," but instead the friend told him he had just spent 10 minutes talking to Ryan in the bathroom.


Awesome. This in no way confirms my belief that the leadership of this country is being handled in an environment identical to a 10 year highschool reunion.

Don't these assholes have jobs, and lives? Hanging around getting giddy about a photo-op with Tim Pawlenty? What the shiat is that? How does a person behave in this way one moment, and in the next moment believe themselves capable of holding an informed, considered opinion on matters of national policy? What the fark does it mean to be 'A big Paul Ryan fan'? What the hell kind of life do you have if spending 10 minutes talking to Paul Ryan in the bathroom is a major highlight?

Assholes. Oh wow! The important people talked to me! They took the time to shake my hand, look me in the eye, and remember my name for the whole two minutes we were standing there! I'll never wash this hand!. In some bizarre way that I cannot actually figure out, this somehow validates my life and makes it better!
 
2012-06-25 04:16:51 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: quizzical: Anyone think Mitt might recruit Condi for VP? I know she's got Iraq baggage, but she's the sort of conservative the right-wing base would get fired up about.

Not white
Not a man
Rumored to be not heterosexual

Yeah. The GOP's "base" will just loooooove Condi as their Veep nominee.


Per TFA, Condi was a total hit with the rich donors at Romney's retreat. She is popular with conservatives, and she has the credentials to be President.

She's not white, which the GOP can shout proves they aren't racist. She's not a man, which the GOP can say proves they aren't conducting a war on women.

Rumored to be not heterosexual is probably the sticking point, considering what happened with Romney's gay staffer, Grenell.
 
2012-06-25 04:16:59 PM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: quizzical: Anyone think Mitt might recruit Condi for VP? I know she's got Iraq baggage, but she's the sort of conservative the right-wing base would get fired up about.

Not white
Not a man
Rumored to be not heterosexual

Yeah. The GOP's "base" will just loooooove Condi as their Veep nominee.


Plus, the last time the GOP went with "not a man" to get the "not a man" votes, the "not-men" instead voted for the "not white" candidate. So this time, fark 'em.

// FWIW, I think Condi'd be a pretty good executive
// Commissioner of the NFL, for example
// no, but seriously - she'd make a pretty good POTUS, no better than Obama, no worse than HW Bush
 
2012-06-25 04:17:03 PM  

karnal: You've been fooled before and I am sure you will be fooled again.


Nah, There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
 
2012-06-25 04:19:05 PM  
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

/Harry Whittington shot first
 
2012-06-25 04:19:14 PM  

Headso: Lyonid: Why?

If they actually had to follow the law he would not be allowed to collude with Romney.


And if you, or anyone, could prove that "being in the same room", "having a conversation", or even "speaking at an event which the other party attended" was collusion (or, more specifically, "direct coordination"), Rove might, maybe actually get in trouble... perhaps.

As has been pointed out ad nauseum though, the associated rulings and FEC advisories are so broad as to make the few existing limitations effectively unenforceable.

And again, for anyone that does believe Rove or Romney were in violation of the relevant rules, would you be convinced it was all completely above board if only Rove had stayed home?
 
2012-06-25 04:21:34 PM  
Karl Rove, founder of American Crossroads and a former Bush strategist, was also on hand. He spoke on a "media insight" panel, and on another one examining Romney's path to victory. Rove, dressed in a blue blazer, told reporters his panel was "damn good," before whizzing away on a golf cart.

I hope he didn't get the seat wet.

/Bah-Dah-Bump--Bam
 
2012-06-25 04:22:22 PM  

quizzical: Per TFA, Condi was a total hit with the rich donors at Romney's retreat. She is popular with conservatives, and she has the credentials to be President.


Yes, she's popular with the DC crowd, but not the Republican base. Besides, she has the stink of Bush all over her and it would only remind everyone of where we were at the end of his Presidency. This is not the VP candidate you are looking for.
 
2012-06-25 04:24:31 PM  

Magorn: quizzical: Anyone think Mitt might recruit Condi for VP? I know she's got Iraq baggage, but she's the sort of conservative the right-wing base would get fired up about.

She's gotta have something in her closet, otherwise I can think of no rational reason why, when McCain's team was on their "If we nominate a woman as VP we'll scoop up all those disaffected Hillary voters" kick, they came up with Sarah Palin, but apparently never, even for a minute considered a woman who was a conservative darling and former Sec of State and head of the NSC


Aside from being a not-so-secret lesbian. She would have a chance, but she'd have to take the Charlie Crist route and find a temporary fiancee for the election season.
 
2012-06-25 04:25:53 PM  

Lyonid: And again, for anyone that does believe Rove or Romney were in violation of the relevant rules, would you be convinced it was all completely above board if only Rove had stayed home?


Obviously not but the fact that they care so little for the appearance of impropriety and the teeth of this ruling makes it even more troubling. Things can be shiatty and then even shiattier...
 
2012-06-25 04:26:59 PM  
No one has posted the Simpsons' "Republican Party Headquarters" yet. Or even the Stonemasons. Disappointing.
 
2012-06-25 04:29:53 PM  
Diogenes

karnal: Alphax

I'm sorely tempted to say that a drone should have taken out the whole lot of them..


Very classy.

It's no "shot in the face" joke.



Now that is a joke I could get behind.....Romney's drone coming to a GOP convention near you.
 
2012-06-25 04:31:48 PM  

NateGrey: Artist rendition of said event:

[www.blogcdn.com image 425x230]


"I just want some pants! A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS!"
 
2012-06-25 04:32:09 PM  

Primum: [img339.imageshack.us image 500x338]


???
 
2012-06-25 04:33:43 PM  

Dr Dreidel: // FWIW, I think Condi'd be a pretty good executive
// Commissioner of the NFL, for example
// no, but seriously - she'd make a pretty good POTUS, no better than Obama, no worse than HW Bush


Everything I heard about her from the NSC suggested that she's super-smart but has the typical leadership abilities of a college professor, which is to say she had none. As much as Bush was Cheney's lap-dog, Rice was Bush's. She refused to voice a contrary opinion or warnings (or pass along warnings from the military), which is pretty much the job of the NSA.
 
2012-06-25 04:34:05 PM  
It's like I'm watching Game of Thrones all over again.
 
2012-06-25 04:35:29 PM  
Whatever. Just remember to always use tha FLORIDA tag when the convection comes to Tampa.
 
2012-06-25 04:42:52 PM  

Hilarity_N_Sues: NateGrey: Artist rendition of said event:

[www.blogcdn.com image 425x230]

"I just want some pants! A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS!"


"Solomon Grundy want pants too!"
 
2012-06-25 04:46:10 PM  
NateGrey: Artist rendition of said event:

[www.blogcdn.com image 425x230]


I LOLed
 
2012-06-25 04:47:21 PM  

Headso: Lyonid: And again, for anyone that does believe Rove or Romney were in violation of the relevant rules, would you be convinced it was all completely above board if only Rove had stayed home?

Obviously not but the fact that they care so little for the appearance of impropriety and the teeth of this ruling makes it even more troubling. Things can be shiatty and then even shiattier...


On that, we can agree.

In the faintly glowing embers at the core of my blackened, shriveled heart, I suppose I still hope for things to be "better". But outwardly, the layers and layers of accumulated cynicism and disaffection lead me to actually prefer flaunting and braggadocio when it comes to corruption. I dislike the pretense that things are "ok"; that it's just those OTHER guys that are crooked. I tend to believe that the situation only improves when it gets so bad that no one can ignore it... and amazingly, we don't seem to be there yet.

So, yeah, Rove and his ilk on the left and right should do a little dance and shout "neener neener neener" every time they're asked about the appearance of impropriety by their organizations. Maybe people would notice.

/probably not
 
2012-06-25 04:47:42 PM  
The good news is our government is no longer for sale, the bad news is it sold.
 
2012-06-25 04:56:25 PM  

PanicMan: It's like I'm watching Game of Thrones all over again.


Can we expect Rove's head on a spike soon? Because I'd pay to see that.
 
2012-06-25 04:57:23 PM  

Jster422: FTA

Another thing many attendees weren't expecting? How up-close and personal they would get with many of the stars of the party. Chaffetz pointed out that he saw many donors excitedly taking their photo with possible vice presidential choices.

Former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, Ohio Sen. Rob Portman, South Dakota Sen. John Thune, and Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan were all on hand.

Larry Conti who came with his friend, a bundler from Los Angeles, as his plus-one describes himself as "a big Paul Ryan fan" and was thrilled to meet him. Conti thought he would impress his friend when he took a photo with Ryan, who introduced himself to him as "Paul," but instead the friend told him he had just spent 10 minutes talking to Ryan in the bathroom.

Awesome. This in no way confirms my belief that the leadership of this country is being handled in an environment identical to a 10 year highschool reunion.

Don't these assholes have jobs, and lives? Hanging around getting giddy about a photo-op with Tim Pawlenty? What the shiat is that? How does a person behave in this way one moment, and in the next moment believe themselves capable of holding an informed, considered opinion on matters of national policy? What the fark does it mean to be 'A big Paul Ryan fan'? What the hell kind of life do you have if spending 10 minutes talking to Paul Ryan in the bathroom is a major highlight?

Assholes. Oh wow! The important people talked to me! They took the time to shake my hand, look me in the eye, and remember my name for the whole two minutes we were standing there! I'll never wash this hand!. In some bizarre way that I cannot actually figure out, this somehow validates my life and makes it better!


I get being excited to meet a celebrity, but a Congressman? Who gives a flying fark? Getting to meet Kate Beckinsale or Scarlett Johansson, I'd probably be able to jerk off to that for months, just reminiscing about their scent. I'd feel weird about doing that with Paul Ryan.
 
2012-06-25 04:59:06 PM  

Lyonid: In the faintly glowing embers at the core of my blackened, shriveled heart, I suppose I still hope for things to be "better". But outwardly, the layers and layers of accumulated cynicism and disaffection lead me to actually prefer flaunting and braggadocio when it comes to corruption. I dislike the pretense that things are "ok"; that it's just those OTHER guys that are crooked. I tend to believe that the situation only improves when it gets so bad that no one can ignore it... and amazingly, we don't seem to be there yet.


Who are you and why are you channeling me? Did I die? Are you a medium?
 
2012-06-25 04:59:25 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: quizzical: Per TFA, Condi was a total hit with the rich donors at Romney's retreat. She is popular with conservatives, and she has the credentials to be President.

Yes, she's popular with the DC crowd, but not the Republican base. Besides, she has the stink of Bush all over her and it would only remind everyone of where we were at the end of his Presidency. This is not the VP candidate you are looking for.


I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-06-25 05:06:45 PM  

Magorn: quizzical: Anyone think Mitt might recruit Condi for VP? I know she's got Iraq baggage, but she's the sort of conservative the right-wing base would get fired up about.

She's gotta have something in her closet, otherwise I can think of no rational reason why, when McCain's team was on their "If we nominate a woman as VP we'll scoop up all those disaffected Hillary voters" kick, they came up with Sarah Palin, but apparently never, even for a minute considered a woman who was a conservative darling and former Sec of State and head of the NSC


Um, I think the thing in her closet is herself.
 
2012-06-25 05:15:36 PM  

palelizard: Lyonid: In the faintly glowing embers at the core of my blackened, shriveled heart, I suppose I still hope for things to be "better". But outwardly, the layers and layers of accumulated cynicism and disaffection lead me to actually prefer flaunting and braggadocio when it comes to corruption. I dislike the pretense that things are "ok"; that it's just those OTHER guys that are crooked. I tend to believe that the situation only improves when it gets so bad that no one can ignore it... and amazingly, we don't seem to be there yet.

Who are you and why are you channeling me? Did I die? Are you a medium?


You are Tyler Durden.
 
2012-06-25 05:18:56 PM  
Eh, it was bird shot. Happens to everyone eventually.
 
2012-06-25 05:29:31 PM  
Well, it looks like someone finally kamikazed in a flaming ball of derp.
 
2012-06-25 05:35:35 PM  
I hope that next year's Republican convention will be held in the most appropriate of all places:

www.destination360.com
 
2012-06-25 05:37:36 PM  

quizzical: Anyone think Mitt might recruit Condi for VP? I know she's got Iraq baggage, but she's the sort of conservative the right-wing base would get fired up about.


Too Jewish.
 
2012-06-25 05:39:32 PM  

gimmegimme: I hope that next year's Republican convention will be held in the most appropriate of all places:

[www.destination360.com image 415x332]



t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-25 05:44:15 PM  

gimmegimme: I hope that next year's Republican convention will be held in the most appropriate of all places:


Hell?
 
2012-06-25 05:47:05 PM  
Republicans are like seagulls. They're vicious, greedy scavengers who pop once into a thread, shiat all over everything, and then leave. For example, see ferretshiatter upthread.
 
Bf+
2012-06-25 05:54:17 PM  

Craptastic: "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

/Harry Whittington shot first



Came for star wars quote, left with bonus "Han shot first" reference.
Well done, sir.
 
2012-06-25 05:56:11 PM  

quizzical: Condi


Came to ask the same thing
 
2012-06-25 06:01:45 PM  

vernonFL: Mugato: I picture the underground cult in Eyes Wide Shut. Without the hot girls.

Yeah, most people want to imagine secret society orgy rituals to be be something other than Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott DPing Phyllis Schlafly.


www.poojee.co.uk
 
2012-06-25 06:12:50 PM  
To those of you who wouldn't be excited about sharing a bathroom rendezvous with Paul Ryan imagine how his eyes pierce you as he's farking you out of your Medicare and Social Security... Makes me so horny.
 
2012-06-25 06:14:45 PM  

bonefish: To those of you who wouldn't be excited about sharing a bathroom rendezvous with Paul Ryan imagine how his eyes pierce you as he's farking you out of your Medicare and Social Security... Makes me so horny.


Will I at least get a voucher for a free continental breakfast?
 
2012-06-25 06:18:00 PM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: bonefish: To those of you who wouldn't be excited about sharing a bathroom rendezvous with Paul Ryan imagine how his eyes pierce you as he's farking you out of your Medicare and Social Security... Makes me so horny.

Will I at least get a voucher for a free continental breakfast?


You'll get nothing and like it.

Because of the satisfaction from not accepting hand outs.
 
2012-06-25 06:19:51 PM  

James F. Campbell: Republicans are like seagulls. They're vicious, greedy scavengers who pop once into a thread, shiat all over everything, and then leave. For example, see ferretshiatter upthread.


I'm at the point where I don't even worry about things Republicans say anymore. I don't believe or disbelieve them; my attention is a commodity their conduct hasn't earned. If they've got anything worth saying, an adult will come by and say it for them.
 
2012-06-25 06:30:11 PM  

Diogenes: FlashHarry: vernonFL: Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott DPing Phyllis Schlafly.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

*weirdest boner*


No kidding. If previous posts are something to look at first, then I think we need you on watch. And for gods' sake, get out of that bathtub. I'm not standing in your light.
 
2012-06-25 06:52:55 PM  
No one could have predicted...
 
2012-06-25 06:59:32 PM  

Rent Party: PanicMan: It's like I'm watching Game of Thrones all over again.

Can we expect Rove's head on a spike soon? Because I'd pay to see that.


I read that as "Can we expect Rove's head on a spoon?"
 
2012-06-25 07:05:52 PM  

Magorn: quizzical: Anyone think Mitt might recruit Condi for VP? I know she's got Iraq baggage, but she's the sort of conservative the right-wing base would get fired up about.

She's gotta have something in her closet, otherwise I can think of no rational reason why, when McCain's team was on their "If we nominate a woman as VP we'll scoop up all those disaffected Hillary voters" kick, they came up with Sarah Palin, but apparently never, even for a minute considered a woman who was a conservative darling and former Sec of State and head of the NSC


Role in authorizing use of torture techniques

A Senate Intelligence Committee reported that on July 17, 2002, Rice met with CIA director George Tenet to personally convey the Bush administration's approval of the proposed waterboarding of alleged Al Qaeda leader Abu Zubaydah. "Days after Dr Rice gave Mr Tenet her approval, the Justice Department approved the use of waterboarding in a top secret August 1 memo."[57] Waterboarding is considered to be torture by a wide range of authorities, including legal experts,[58][59][60][61] war veterans,[62][63] intelligence officials,[64] military judges,[65] human rights organizations,[66][67][68][69][70][71][72][73] the U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder,[74] and many senior politicians, including U.S. President Barack Obama.[75]

But aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, what do you think of Mr. Booth's qualifications?
 
2012-06-25 07:26:56 PM  
So these icons of conservatism have hitched their wagons to that blazing conservative star that is....Mitt Romney?

Brilliant!
 
2012-06-25 08:04:56 PM  
When I read the headline I thought this

img15.imageshack.us

Tell me I'm wrong.


/for the neophyte Link
 
2012-06-25 08:21:16 PM  

NateGrey: What, Satan couldnt make it this year?


He couldn't make it, but Dracula came in his place:

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-25 08:32:15 PM  
Sick puppies.
 
2012-06-25 09:45:35 PM  

Diogenes: FlashHarry: vernonFL: Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott DPing Phyllis Schlafly.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

*weirdest boner*


Is it about what "Rice legs" could perform on your Vienna Sausage?

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-25 10:02:31 PM  
FTFA -

"the Romney train runs on time." - Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz

Damn, dude. Talk about condemned to repeat it.
 
2012-06-25 10:27:11 PM  

Delay: Diogenes: FlashHarry: vernonFL: Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott DPing Phyllis Schlafly.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

*weirdest boner*

Is it about what "Rice legs" could perform on your Vienna Sausage?

[t0.gstatic.com image 276x182]


Approves.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-25 10:31:06 PM  
Is this the latest fark lib outrage?
 
2012-06-25 10:38:42 PM  

muck4doo: Is this the latest fark lib outrage?


Awww...you think that the Bush Administration shouldn't be punished for war crimes and that they didn't systematically undermine the American economy, our democracy and our system of justice.
 
2012-06-25 10:39:01 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: quizzical: Anyone think Mitt might recruit Condi for VP? I know she's got Iraq baggage, but she's the sort of conservative the right-wing base would get fired up about.

Too Jewish.


LOL...wut?
 
2012-06-25 10:40:42 PM  
Larry Conti who came with his friend, a bundler from Los Angeles, as his plus-one describes himself as "a big Paul Ryan fan" and was thrilled to meet him. Conti thought he would impress his friend when he took a photo with Ryan, who introduced himself to him as "Paul," but instead the friend told him he had just spent 10 minutes talking to Ryan in the bathroom.

It's like Comic-Con for Lex Luthor. And that's terrible.
 
2012-06-25 10:42:36 PM  

Darth Macho: Larry Conti who came with his friend, a bundler from Los Angeles, as his plus-one describes himself as "a big Paul Ryan fan" and was thrilled to meet him. Conti thought he would impress his friend when he took a photo with Ryan, who introduced himself to him as "Paul," but instead the friend told him he had just spent 10 minutes talking to Ryan in the bathroom.

It's like Comic-Con for Lex Luthor. And that's terrible.


Soooo... who talks to someone in the bathroom for 10 minutes?
 
2012-06-25 10:46:32 PM  

Darth Macho: Larry Conti who came with his friend, a bundler from Los Angeles, as his plus-one describes himself as "a big Paul Ryan fan" and was thrilled to meet him. Conti thought he would impress his friend when he took a photo with Ryan, who introduced himself to him as "Paul," but instead the friend told him he had just spent 10 minutes talking to Ryan in the bathroom.

It's like Comic-Con for Lex Luthor. And that's terrible.


What's the problem? Lex Luthor is the hero of the story. He overcame the disappointment of early male pattern baldness to become a job creator who provides a living for a great many people in Metropolis. Even though he's very busy with his business endeavors, he still finds time to try and effect political and social change.
 
2012-06-25 10:49:38 PM  

muck4poo: Is this the latest fark lib outrage?


There's a troll that hasn't been around for a while. How you been? Sarah for VP or what?
 
2012-06-25 10:50:35 PM  

qorkfiend: Soooo... who talks to someone in the bathroom for 10 minutes?


It was GOP conference. I would guess the men's bathrooms are THE place to see and be seen.

More toe-tapping than the Riverdance auditions. More eye contact than an optometrist's office.
 
2012-06-25 11:09:56 PM  
Schlafly's Cooter would be a great name for a band.
 
2012-06-25 11:12:41 PM  
Condi Rice?

upload.wikimedia.org

Approves....... used to, that is.
 
2012-06-26 01:36:27 AM  

Primum:


It's a real credit to Kubrick's skills that this single frame creeps me out even when it's seen outside of the movie.
 
2012-06-26 02:39:34 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: quizzical: Anyone think Mitt might recruit Condi for VP? I know she's got Iraq baggage, but she's the sort of conservative the right-wing base would get fired up about.

Too Jewish.

If she became Jewish, wouldn't that make her converted Rice?
/Seriously, I love her. She's make a superb president.
//If she is gay, can you see the heads exploding at the NYT, trying to badmouth her?
 
2012-06-26 02:40:10 AM  
Harrumph. She'd, not she's.
/Carry on.
 
2012-06-26 07:18:34 AM  

Magorn: quizzical: Anyone think Mitt might recruit Condi for VP? I know she's got Iraq baggage, but she's the sort of conservative the right-wing base would get fired up about.

She's gotta have something in her closet, otherwise I can think of no rational reason why, when McCain's team was on their "If we nominate a woman as VP we'll scoop up all those disaffected Hillary voters" kick, they came up with Sarah Palin, but apparently never, even for a minute considered a woman who was a conservative darling and former Sec of State and head of the NSC


Condi strikes me as too smart to want to be VP.
 
2012-06-26 09:51:21 AM  
This is all different from hollywood celebrities shelling out $35 to have dinner with Obama how?

Everyone who runs for office has fund raisers.
 
2012-06-26 09:58:39 AM  
DjangoStonereaver


Magorn: quizzical: Anyone think Mitt might recruit Condi for VP? I know she's got Iraq baggage, but she's the sort of conservative the right-wing base would get fired up about.

She's gotta have something in her closet, otherwise I can think of no rational reason why, when McCain's team was on their "If we nominate a woman as VP we'll scoop up all those disaffected Hillary voters" kick, they came up with Sarah Palin, but apparently never, even for a minute considered a woman who was a conservative darling and former Sec of State and head of the NSC

Condi strikes me as too smart to want to be VP.



I'd like to P in her V.


/was that wrong?
 
2012-06-26 10:21:07 AM  

jaybeezey: This is all different from hollywood celebrities shelling out $35 to have dinner with Obama how?

Everyone who runs for office has fund raisers.


Different how? I'd say it's the lack of any redeeming qualities in the attendees.
 
2012-06-26 10:31:39 AM  

Alphax: I'm sorely tempted to say that a drone should have taken out the whole lot of them..




Having just finished Speedgrapher, I'm finding it's ending relevant to this thread.
 
2012-06-26 10:36:00 AM  

jaybeezey: This is all different from hollywood celebrities shelling out $35 to have dinner with Obama how?

Everyone who runs for office has fund raisers.


It only costs $35 to have dinner with Obama? Sign me up!
 
2012-06-26 10:08:01 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: jaybeezey: This is all different from hollywood celebrities shelling out $35 to have dinner with Obama how?

Everyone who runs for office has fund raisers.

It only costs $35 to have dinner with Obama? Sign me up!


Same here. He is the best President in my life time, sign me up.
 
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