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(Daily Mail)   Crack researchers claim people with no interest in food are more likely to use cocaine   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 48
    More: Obvious, Yale School of Medicine, Galapagos Islands, Nature Neuroscience, Lonesome George, Ann Curry, cocaine  
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2012-06-25 12:20:59 PM  
Thank you for that helpful picture of a fat woman. It really ties the article together.
 
2012-06-25 02:59:39 PM  
Or fasting.
 
2012-06-25 03:00:13 PM  
farm6.staticflickr.com

The year's worst job... Assistant Crack Researcher.
 
2012-06-25 03:02:46 PM  
too many guys flush with paychecks at a lame party on a Friday night can also lead to multiple eight ball phone calls, right on up to Monday morning.
 
2012-06-25 03:06:15 PM  
I guess most of TF is safe from the evils of cocaine!
 
2012-06-25 03:06:29 PM  
It's a helluva drug.
 
2012-06-25 03:07:05 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

WHAR BOFFINS? WHAR???!!??
 
2012-06-25 03:07:22 PM  

Mugato: Thank you for that helpful picture of a fat woman. It really ties the article together.


She's not fat. She's just big boned and wearing bulky clothes!
 
2012-06-25 03:07:27 PM  
sounds like a dick sucker.
 
2012-06-25 03:08:46 PM  
I think they got the cause and effect backwards. It's more like this: People who use cocaine are more likely to have no interest in food.
 
2012-06-25 03:09:16 PM  
people with no interest in food are more likely to have recently taken cocaine, with the expectation of more to come.

people with an interest in cocaine but no access are more likely to binge on donuts.

fat people with AA/NA slogans framed on their walls make me giggle.
 
2012-06-25 03:12:12 PM  

imontheinternet: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 472x345]

The year's worst job... Assistant Crack Researcher.


And who's to blame? Frank Stallone.
 
2012-06-25 03:13:59 PM  
i194.photobucket.com

agrees.
 
2012-06-25 03:14:26 PM  
Fun fact:

Fat people have no souls. True story.
 
2012-06-25 03:15:34 PM  

the801: people with an interest in cocaine but no access are more likely to binge on donuts.


I used to date a guy who dabbled in cocaine and when he had an interest in cocaine, he found a way to get some cocaine. He didn't settle for donuts, as I imagine most people interested in cocaine don't.
 
2012-06-25 03:22:38 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Fun fact:

Fat people have no souls. True story.


i've got a BMI of 30.1. only 2 more lbs before i get my soul back!!
 
2012-06-25 03:33:28 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Sin_City_Superhero: Fun fact:

Fat people have no souls. True story.

i've got a BMI of 30.1. only 2 more lbs before i get my soul back!!


I've always wondered, where is the soul kept whilst one is chubbin it?
Some sort of fattie phylactery. Made of the purest cane sugar and corn syrup and wrapped in bacon and cheese and more bacon then breaded and deep fried.

I'm going to have to find me some lost souls to eat
 
2012-06-25 03:33:44 PM  
Food costs money. The more food you buy, the less money you have for cocaine. Simple economics.

Same goes for rent money, car payment, electric bill, whatever. All that cuts into the cocaine budget.

/watched many people put entire paychecks up their nose
//then watched them trade guns, stereos, various and sundry items, wives/girlfriends for cocaine
 
2012-06-25 03:36:21 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-06-25 03:37:48 PM  
I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells

/ducks
 
2012-06-25 03:37:50 PM  
LittleSmitty: //then watched them trade guns, stereos, various and sundry items, wives/girlfriends for cocaine

Are they hawt???
 
2012-06-25 03:39:24 PM  

The Southern Logic Company: I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells

/ducks


I laughed. So much so that my co-workers started looking at me funny. +1 for you!
 
2012-06-25 03:44:13 PM  

Eriond: I think they got the cause and effect backwards. It's more like this: People who use cocaine are more likely to have no interest in food.


Yeah, that's my guess. It's more: "I think I'll use coke, then I won't be hungry" as opposed to "I'm tired of eating, think I'll do some coke instead."
 
2012-06-25 03:50:56 PM  
You tell that to "El Wingador"!
 
2012-06-25 03:53:57 PM  
I don't like cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
 
2012-06-25 03:54:23 PM  

ChipNASA: LittleSmitty: //then watched them trade guns, stereos, various and sundry items, wives/girlfriends for cocaine

Are they hawt???


3 guesses and the first 2 don't count.

The sad part was the women didn't object
 
2012-06-25 04:02:38 PM  

LittleSmitty: ChipNASA: LittleSmitty: //then watched them trade guns, stereos, various and sundry items, wives/girlfriends for cocaine

Are they hawt???

3 guesses and the first 2 don't count.

The sad part was the women didn't object


Jacob Woodling: Quiet! Bob Saget does twenty seven times the coke and he hasn't had half the trouble that I've had with you!

Elizabeth: Then simplify your life, Jacob. Sell me.

Jacob Woodling: But Elizabeth: you don't know what you'll get.

Elizabeth: I know what I've had.
 
2012-06-25 04:13:31 PM  

LittleSmitty:

/watched many people put entire paychecks up their nose
//then watched them trade guns, stereos, various and sundry items, wives/girlfriends for cocaine


PSA: Though your latest paycheck is probably more sanitary than most circulating currency, its still advisable to use disposable straws for assisting your Bolivian Marching Powder up your nose. They're more sanitary, and you won't have the embarrassment at the bank when you go to deposit your paycheck and have to unroll it first.

Also, I am totally OK with drug addicts selling off guns to buy more drugs. This seams like one of those problems that the free market really did take care of for us.
 
2012-06-25 04:30:36 PM  

the801: people with no interest in food are more likely to have recently taken cocaine, with the expectation of more to come.

people with an interest in cocaine but no access are more likely to binge on donuts.

fat people with AA/NA slogans framed on their walls make me giggle.


Like my roommate who has made no personal or physical improvements. You might be onto something.
 
2012-06-25 04:33:59 PM  
I don't have any desire for cocain and I only eat when I can't stand being hungry anymore.
 
2012-06-25 04:47:29 PM  
I've never done drugs, but there are some that sound like they could be pleasant. Cocaine does not strike me that way. Now, my heart races after a cup of coffee, so I'm a lightweight, but I'm honestly curious - can any Farkers who've done cocaine explain the attraction?
 
2012-06-25 04:52:56 PM  

Nogale: I've never done drugs, but there are some that sound like they could be pleasant. Cocaine does not strike me that way. Now, my heart races after a cup of coffee, so I'm a lightweight, but I'm honestly curious - can any Farkers who've done cocaine explain the attraction?


I did coke once. I didn't like it at all. (I did meth many many times, so it wasn't the heart-racing thing I didn't like)

Apparently a "caine" allergy or intolerance runs in my family (my grandmother is allergic to lidocaine, novocaine, etc. and I need triple dosages of novocaine before dental work), and other members of my family have tried cocaine with negative results; so it's possible I am not representative of coke-non-users.
 
2012-06-25 04:56:29 PM  

Nogale: I've never done drugs, but there are some that sound like they could be pleasant. Cocaine does not strike me that way. Now, my heart races after a cup of coffee, so I'm a lightweight, but I'm honestly curious - can any Farkers who've done cocaine explain the attraction?



If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out: cocaine
If you want to get down, get down on the ground: cocaine

She don't lie,
She don't lie,
She don't lie,
Cocaine

If you got that lose, you want to kick them blues: cocaine
When your day is done, and you want to ride on cocaine

She don't lie,
She don't lie,
She don't lie,
Cocaine

If your day is gone, and you want to ride on: cocaine
Don't forget this fact: you can't get it back: cocaine

She don't lie,
She don't lie,
She don't lie,
Cocaine

She don't lie,
She don't lie,
She don't lie,
Cocaine

 
2012-06-25 05:15:23 PM  
//JJ Cale FTW

Makes sense to me, food is a succorent drug; methyl ecognine not so much. It is good, however, to perk one up sos he can do more skag.
 
2012-06-25 05:44:44 PM  
"crack researchers" = gynecologists, proctologists

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-25 06:38:17 PM  
How would they know? I mean, I know 'being on the ball' and ready for action is a good thing, but "crack researcher" may be pushing it on their level of alertness.
 
2012-06-25 07:20:01 PM  

Nogale: I've never done drugs, but there are some that sound like they could be pleasant. Cocaine does not strike me that way. Now, my heart races after a cup of coffee, so I'm a lightweight, but I'm honestly curious - can any Farkers who've done cocaine explain the attraction?


Try taking a line off a stripper's ass next time. Seriously though, it's like you can drink as much booze as physically possible, yet still feel somewhat in control. I honestly act less stupid on coke than just booze. I just talk a lot more, and faster. It's fantastic. Except you never want to stop. I never had a problem waking up and wanting to do more, like a real addict, just that when on it, I never wanted it to stop. Had some damn good times though. Also, it makes girls really freaky. In a great way. The main attraction is simply it helps you stay up, and keep partying. And have some really strange/deep conversations, you just may be having 5 different conversations at once.

/loves eating and cocaine, just not together
//but rarely touches the coke any more
 
2012-06-25 07:48:07 PM  
Post hoc ergo propter hoc, subby, post hoc ergo propter hoc.

On a related note, you farkers are goddamned lucky I do my Sunrise Dance ever morning, cause if I didn't, the sun wouldn't come up.

// you're welcome
 
2012-06-25 07:51:39 PM  

Nogale: I've never done drugs, but there are some that sound like they could be pleasant. Cocaine does not strike me that way. Now, my heart races after a cup of coffee, so I'm a lightweight, but I'm honestly curious - can any Farkers who've done cocaine explain the attraction?


The effects aren't just physiological, with racing pulse and all that; they're also psychological, specifically the drug causes euphoria, which by definition feels farking awesome. Describing why it feels so great is a little hard; it's like trying to explain why an orgasm feels good. If you have had the experience no explanation is required, if you haven't no explanation is possible.
 
2012-06-25 08:28:25 PM  
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Would like the Daily Mail Science Bureau to review "cause and effect."
 
2012-06-25 08:46:36 PM  

CruJones: Nogale: I've never done drugs, but there are some that sound like they could be pleasant. Cocaine does not strike me that way. Now, my heart races after a cup of coffee, so I'm a lightweight, but I'm honestly curious - can any Farkers who've done cocaine explain the attraction?

Try taking a line off a stripper's ass next time. Seriously though, it's like you can drink as much booze as physically possible, yet still feel somewhat in control. I honestly act less stupid on coke than just booze. I just talk a lot more, and faster. It's fantastic. Except you never want to stop. I never had a problem waking up and wanting to do more, like a real addict, just that when on it, I never wanted it to stop. Had some damn good times though. Also, it makes girls really freaky. In a great way. The main attraction is simply it helps you stay up, and keep partying. And have some really strange/deep conversations, you just may be having 5 different conversations at once.

/loves eating and cocaine, just not together
//but rarely touches the coke any more


Pretty much this. Exactly.
 
2012-06-25 08:55:15 PM  

Tanthalas39: CruJones: Nogale: I've never done drugs, but there are some that sound like they could be pleasant. Cocaine does not strike me that way. Now, my heart races after a cup of coffee, so I'm a lightweight, but I'm honestly curious - can any Farkers who've done cocaine explain the attraction?

Try taking a line off a stripper's ass next time. Seriously though, it's like you can drink as much booze as physically possible, yet still feel somewhat in control. I honestly act less stupid on coke than just booze. I just talk a lot more, and faster. It's fantastic. Except you never want to stop. I never had a problem waking up and wanting to do more, like a real addict, just that when on it, I never wanted it to stop. Had some damn good times though. Also, it makes girls really freaky. In a great way. The main attraction is simply it helps you stay up, and keep partying. And have some really strange/deep conversations, you just may be having 5 different conversations at once.

/loves eating and cocaine, just not together
//but rarely touches the coke any more

Pretty much this. Exactly.


Yup.

Do a few lines with some questionable young lady and then have sex with her.

It might explain the fun.

/I don't know why, but watching chicks blow lines is a turn on to me
//maybe because I'm probably going to get to bang them
 
2012-06-25 10:48:06 PM  
Yeah! I bet if we made a powdered donut with cocaine it'd be a different story
 
2012-06-26 12:22:11 AM  

CruJones: Also, it makes girls really freaky. In a great way.


Yup.
Had a girl who wanted to do a line off my dick. I said sure;... just as long you do not cut the line with a razor.
 
2012-06-26 03:36:13 AM  
@Nogale
"It's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain!"
-Captain Murphy
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-26 08:29:00 AM  
As good an opportunity as any to say, "They're putting Descartes before the whores".
 
2012-06-26 05:52:05 PM  

Barnstormer: As good an opportunity as any to say, "They're putting Descartes before the whores".


Ha!. Some people are just too Epicurious for their own good, I guess.
 
2012-06-26 08:29:38 PM  

Nogale: I've never done drugs, but there are some that sound like they could be pleasant. Cocaine does not strike me that way. Now, my heart races after a cup of coffee, so I'm a lightweight, but I'm honestly curious - can any Farkers who've done cocaine explain the attraction?


Honestly, it's the best anti-anxiety and anti-depressant drug made, in my experience. Others can probably go into how great it is, but I can't seem to get any sort of high off it. It's probably got a bit to do with why I'm not addicted to smoking.

/Also had lots of paychecks go up my nose. I had a good job then.
//Clean now, but would indulge only if it was offered.
 
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