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(Marketwatch)   All is not well in the Shire   (marketwatch.com) divider line 13
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4166 clicks; posted to Business » on 25 Jun 2012 at 12:18 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-25 10:25:35 AM  
Oh my god. People will be saving money on their medications! This could, quite possibly, be the end of the world as we know it.
 
M-G
2012-06-25 12:55:41 PM  
May drive prices down, but I'm sure the feds will continue to limit manufacturing and make it difficult to get prescriptions filled.
 
2012-06-25 01:12:01 PM  

M-G: May drive prices down, but I'm sure the feds will continue to limit manufacturing and make it difficult to get prescriptions filled.


Bilbo is gonna be pissed.

/I just like saying Bilbo, Bilbo, Bilbo
 
2012-06-25 02:04:00 PM  
One does not simply walk into Wall Street!
 
2012-06-25 03:04:21 PM  
Their precious profits are gone!
 
2012-06-25 03:46:10 PM  
"there have only been two authorized generic forms of Adderall XR on the market, both supplied by Shire. "

This is such bullshiat. I mean the above sentence is like saying there are 2 colas on the market, both of them are Coke. I know searching for the answer will make me punch my monitor but if the drug is no longer under patent why can't any drug company make its generic?
 
2012-06-25 04:28:19 PM  

GBmanNC: why can't any drug company make its generic?


I believe it goes to the DEA allocation of the active ingredient, but I'm not 100% positive.
 
2012-06-25 06:12:25 PM  
Getting Adderall/Ritalin/Vyvansse filled is still easier than getting a Sudafed...but not by much.
 
2012-06-25 06:32:30 PM  

Nilatir: Getting Adderall/Ritalin/Vyvansse filled is still easier than getting a Sudafed...but not by much.


What the hell are you talking about? Just get a script from your doc for pseudophedrine. You can get a 30, 60 or 90 day supply. If you have insurance you will find that it is much cheaper to get a 90-day supply than if you had purchased OTC.

Does it suck that meth heads have forced it behind the counter and you can only purchase a bullsh*t amount without a script? Of course. But if you really need it like I do, then just get a script for it. Hell, even an ER or walk-in clinic doc will write you one.
 
2012-06-25 09:55:54 PM  
I want to start a specialized drug making company. It'll create drugs that target things like excessive ball scratching syndrome or EBBS and constant nose-picking condition or GROSS (for short). It'll be a company that people will respect and admire, then I'll make a brazillion dollars and fark off to the Channel Islands.
 
2012-06-25 10:49:48 PM  
So... they're taking the proffits to Isengard?

\Not gonna link it. You're welcome.
 
2012-06-26 01:11:47 AM  
Adderall is the planet that got blown up in Star Wars and it wasn't Talia Shire it was Debby Reynolds. Maybe.
 
2012-06-26 05:57:36 AM  

pjbreeze: I want to start a specialized drug making company. It'll create drugs that target things like excessive ball scratching syndrome or EBBS and constant nose-picking condition or GROSS (for short). It'll be a company that people will respect and admire, then I'll make a brazillion dollars and fark off to the Channel Islands.


Don't forget, "There's a Monster Under your Bed Fatigue" or TMUBF.

/Shrinkage!
 
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