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(Gawker)   Your bright red car is a prime target for cops, thieves, birds   ( divider line
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2293 clicks; posted to Geek » on 25 Jun 2012 at 9:21 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-25 10:10:59 AM  
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Green cars are so ugly birds won't even deign to shiat on them.
2012-06-25 10:10:37 AM  
1 vote:
I once owned a blue car along with my yellow one. Parked them both under the same tree outside the house. The blue one got crap all over it, the yellow one almost never. My theory is the birds are afraid the yellow is a big bee they don't want to piss off.
2012-06-25 09:24:11 AM  
1 vote:
As the owner of a bright blue car.

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