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(Daily Mail)   Octomom Nadya Suleman is now dating a carrot   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 77
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2012-06-25 09:49:29 AM
I get the feeling that carrot prefers other carrots to peaches.
 
2012-06-25 10:21:48 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Invisible boyfriend?
 
2012-06-25 10:27:49 AM
I was hoping it would be Rob Schneider
:(
 
2012-06-25 10:44:38 AM
is that from her next video?
 
2012-06-25 11:42:17 AM
"The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."

www.buzzpirates.com
 
2012-06-25 01:19:12 PM

Sybarite: I get the feeling that carrot prefers other carrots to peaches.


Yeah I'd say she's become a carrrot's beard.
 
2012-06-25 01:27:49 PM
To Nadya Suleman:

Please go away. It doesn't matter where. Just go. Soon. Preferably, now.

Sincerely,

Cubs300
 
2012-06-25 01:28:40 PM
ick, actually make that a double ick.
 
2012-06-25 01:29:56 PM
Goddamn she's ugly
 
2012-06-25 01:30:04 PM
Dick-sucking lips?.

/I feel so wrong
//So very wrong
 
2012-06-25 01:34:31 PM
She told TMZ that her and her new man, Frankie G, are friends through church and when asked whether the age difference was a problem, she replied: 'No, my mind is 16.'

I would put it at 12, tops.
 
2012-06-25 01:34:41 PM
Bummer, I was hoping she would date THE STAPLER....Rated PG-13.
 
2012-06-25 01:38:56 PM
I thought she hated men, was a virgin, and was scared of sex.
 
2012-06-25 01:42:21 PM
Seen some of her adult pics. Tried rubbing one out, and failed miserably.
 
2012-06-25 01:48:54 PM

Krymson Tyde: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x797]
Invisible boyfriend?


More like "invisible daquiri," IMO.
 
2012-06-25 01:51:17 PM

CygnusDarius: Dick-sucking lips?.

/I feel so wrong
//So very wrong


If that has been the case she'd have no notoriety at all.

Can we just jump to the point in the story where DSS takes the kids and she pops up in some live sex show in Mexico?
 
2012-06-25 01:53:56 PM

Satanic_Hamster: I thought she hated men, was a virgin, and was scared of sex.


She has probably changed her story a few times, but the last I heard she had been celibate for 13 years, and planned to stay that way until her youngest hit 18.

Or until she got more attention.
 
2012-06-25 01:59:30 PM
"My mind's 16"

Why in the heck hasn't CPS taken her kids away from her? A 16 yo with 14 kids has a serious mental disorder and shouldn't be taking care of them.
 
2012-06-25 02:12:57 PM
www.showtickets.com

They'd make quite the couple.
 
2012-06-25 02:16:53 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-25 02:23:21 PM

jst3p: She told TMZ that her and her new man, Frankie G, are friends through church and when asked whether the age difference was a problem, she replied: 'No, my mind is 16.'

I would put it at 12, tops.


Either way Frankie G could be charged with statutory rape.

OK, I've got no problem dating a woman with a kid, providing it isn't an absolute terror. But 8 kids, and a history as a failed porn star?
 
2012-06-25 02:23:47 PM
where do you think baby carrots come from?

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-06-25 02:28:12 PM

Karac: OK, I've got no problem dating a woman with a kid, providing it isn't an absolute terror. But 8 kids, and a history as a failed porn star?


Actually she has 14 kids, which is farking insane.
 
2012-06-25 02:28:57 PM

Karac: jst3p: and a history as a failed porn star?


I think that chapter is not quite done yet.
 
2012-06-25 02:31:28 PM
"...the octuplet-baring..."

Stopped reading right there.
 
2012-06-25 02:35:38 PM

Virtual Pariah: Karac: jst3p: and a history as a failed porn star?

I think that chapter is not quite done yet.


We just wish it would be. The thought of Octo-Mom porn on the internet is terrifying.
 
2012-06-25 02:36:24 PM
Why is everyone calling her a "failed" porn star.....that is yet to be seen, isn't it?
 
2012-06-25 02:42:06 PM
Not an expert, but that picture looks photoshoppy
 
2012-06-25 02:48:55 PM

Satanic_Hamster: I thought she hated men, was a virgin, and was scared of sex.


I'm thinking she doesn't have to worry about Frankie trying to get with that if you know what I mean.
 
2012-06-25 02:49:59 PM

karnal: Why is everyone calling her a "failed" porn star.....that is yet to be seen, isn't it?


Yet to be seen?

Rustybumperjack: Seen some of her adult pics. Tried rubbing one out, and failed miserably.


No one, even on fark, will admit to being able to masturbate to images of her. The only way to fail more as a porn star would be for 4chan to admit you can't cause an orgasm.
 
2012-06-25 02:57:58 PM

Karac: karnal: Why is everyone calling her a "failed" porn star.....that is yet to be seen, isn't it?

Yet to be seen?
Rustybumperjack: Seen some of her adult pics. Tried rubbing one out, and failed miserably.

No one, even on fark, will admit to being able to masturbate to images of her. The only way to fail more as a porn star would be for 4chan to admit you can't cause an orgasm.


Lol... I got "No one, even on fark, will admit to being able to masturbate to images of her" that far before thinking of 4chan.
 
2012-06-25 02:58:04 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

You should all feel bad for making fun of someone who so clearly suffers from severe developmental/neurological issues.

/trisomy 21 anyone?
 
2012-06-25 02:58:27 PM
i50.tinypic.com

One of my favorite episodes.
 
2012-06-25 02:59:05 PM
images.wikia.com
You know the thing about Octomom, she's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'.
 
2012-06-25 02:59:07 PM
adventures-in-climate-change.com
 
2012-06-25 03:00:23 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i50.tinypic.com image 499x725]

One of my favorite episodes.


awesome find.

btw, I don't know why people call it duck face. the faster the population can adopt the real term.... "Anus face", maybe girls will stop making that pose?
 
2012-06-25 03:06:54 PM

Rustybumperjack: Seen some of her adult pics. Tried rubbing one out, and failed miserably.


I didn't even try. I just backed slowly away from the tab like Homer going into the hedges.
 
2012-06-25 03:15:59 PM
Must be Sifl's sloppy seconds.
 
2012-06-25 03:19:46 PM
Can't someone make a comment about her having a vag like the freakin' Chunnel, so someone else can properly explain how the herd was actually extracted?
 
2012-06-25 03:20:20 PM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-25 03:30:09 PM

Rent Party: [images.wikia.com image 200x142]
You know the thing about Octomom Kardashians, they've got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When they comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'.


Applies to them too.
 
mhd
2012-06-25 03:30:44 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-25 03:38:33 PM
"They're creepy & they're kooky
Mysterious & spooky
They're all together ooky..."


/snap, snap
 
2012-06-25 03:52:35 PM

PluckYew: Rent Party: [images.wikia.com image 200x142]
You know the thing about Octomom Kardashians, they've got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When they comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'.

Applies to them too.


Anyway.... we delivered the bomb.
 
2012-06-25 03:55:15 PM
the thing about Octomom, she's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye.

That quote is spot on in this case ...

Spot.
On.
 
2012-06-25 03:55:16 PM

Rent Party: [images.wikia.com image 200x142]
You know the thing about Octomom, she's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'.


You win one internets for that!!
 
2012-06-25 03:58:09 PM
OK WAIT---2 weeks ago she's doing Porn and stripping and now she's in Church finding LOVE? WTF
 
2012-06-25 04:03:58 PM
I don't get why they cannot make a spray tan in the actual color of a tan.
 
2012-06-25 04:08:08 PM
Karac

karnal: Why is everyone calling her a "failed" porn star.....that is yet to be seen, isn't it?

Yet to be seen?
Rustybumperjack: Seen some of her adult pics. Tried rubbing one out, and failed miserably.

No one, even on fark, will admit to being able to masturbate to images of her. The only way to fail more as a porn star would be for 4chan to admit you can't cause an orgasm.



I didn't think she had done the porn route yet....was waiting to hit rock bottom first. There's Octoporn out there?
 
2012-06-25 04:11:11 PM

SharkTrager: I don't get why they cannot carrot make a spray tan in the actual color of a tan.

 
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