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(News.com.au)   Australian Olympic swimmer increases her hopes for a medal with: A) extra racing laps B) additional racing events C) racy bikini photos   (news.com.au) divider line 37
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2012-06-25 10:53:59 AM  
I'd do the breaststroke with her.

/too obvious?
 
2012-06-25 10:54:26 AM  
Is this the AW from a few years ago?

*checks*

yep
 
2012-06-25 11:11:26 AM  
Nice bod, ugly suit.

She should take it off. Immediately.
 
2012-06-25 11:12:25 AM  
What's her race have to do with what type of bikini she wears?
 
2012-06-25 11:17:54 AM  
Professional swimmer tweets pictures of herself in a bathing suit. I am outraged!
 
2012-06-25 11:21:48 AM  
I'd like to unclog the drain at her bottom.

/wut?
 
2012-06-25 11:23:42 AM  
Site sucks, can't load. Requesting photo post so I can verify how sharp her knees are.
 
2012-06-25 11:26:08 AM  
TUFT!!
 
2012-06-25 11:26:16 AM  

Cymbal: Site sucks, can't load. Requesting photo post so I can verify how sharp her knees are.


resources1.news.com.au

Here you go buddy.
 
2012-06-25 11:31:02 AM  

KingVJ: Cymbal: Site sucks, can't load. Requesting photo post so I can verify how sharp her knees are.

[resources1.news.com.au image 316x421]

Here you go buddy.


Pretty sharp elbows she's got there. But I like em' sharp.
 
2012-06-25 11:33:11 AM  
aaaaaaand bookmark.
/love me some swimmers
 
2012-06-25 11:34:55 AM  
The judge in my pants gives her a rock solid 1
 
2012-06-25 11:50:36 AM  
I have nothing against this sort of thing, except that if you are going to take a photo of yourself please clean the mirror, use plenty of light so the flash doesn't ruin everything, and if your camera is crappy don't even bother. Her knees aren't sharp, they are out of focus and grainy. That is much, much worse.

I declare a full-blown self-shot fail.

/WTF is wrong with her right hip? It looks like an anyeurism is about to blow.
 
2012-06-25 12:18:45 PM  
I don't care how many half naked women they parade out there to pique interest in the London Olympics--in the USA the coverage is going to be by NBC, and it's going to suck more than an industrial DISAB vacloader. I'm not going to watch 5 minutes of sports to 55 minutes of commercials, promos and interviews--I'll just spare myself the aggravation and skip the whole damn thing.
 
2012-06-25 12:25:58 PM  
A swimmer wearing a bathing suit? How scandalous!
 
2012-06-25 12:29:33 PM  
Ursula is unimpressed.

www.ovejanegra.com.pe
 
2012-06-25 12:31:26 PM  

AddictedToFoobies: Nice bod, ugly suit.

She should take it off. Immediately.


I like the suit, actually, though it is the kind of suit that really only looks good on
a woman of athletic build.

I still agree with your second statement 100% however.
 
2012-06-25 12:35:24 PM  
I'm sure she's cute but she has no curves at all.
 
2012-06-25 12:36:46 PM  

doubled99: I'm sure she's cute but she has no curves at all.


There aren't many Olympic-caliber female swimmers with curves. Hell, I'm having trouble thinking of even one.
 
2012-06-25 12:38:17 PM  

Serious Black: doubled99: I'm sure she's cute but she has no curves at all.

There aren't many Olympic-caliber female swimmers with curves. Hell, I'm having trouble thinking of even one.


Summer Sanders.
 
2012-06-25 12:46:00 PM  

Serious Black: doubled99: I'm sure she's cute but she has no curves at all.

There aren't many Olympic-caliber female swimmers with curves. Hell, I'm having trouble thinking of even one.


Janet Evans while she was competing
www.insidesocal.com

Janet Evans after
images.buddytv.com
 
2012-06-25 12:51:15 PM  

bhcompy: Serious Black: doubled99: I'm sure she's cute but she has no curves at all.

There aren't many Olympic-caliber female swimmers with curves. Hell, I'm having trouble thinking of even one.

Summer Sanders.


I don't remember how curvy she was when she was competing; I was less than a year old for the LA Olympics. She definitely has a bangin body now though.

Kuta: Janet Evans


Your first photo of her is from Atlanta. I think she filled out a bit between 1987 and 1996.
 
2012-06-25 01:09:07 PM  

Serious Black: There aren't many Olympic-caliber female swimmers with curves. Hell, I'm having trouble thinking of even one.


What, really? Amanda Beard.
 
2012-06-25 01:09:40 PM  

Serious Black: bhcompy: Serious Black: doubled99: I'm sure she's cute but she has no curves at all.

There aren't many Olympic-caliber female swimmers with curves. Hell, I'm having trouble thinking of even one.

Summer Sanders.

I don't remember how curvy she was when she was competing; I was less than a year old for the LA Olympics. She definitely has a bangin body now though.


She was Barcelona. The girls were fighting over Dave and Dan, the boys were fighting over Summer Sanders(and maybe Janet Evans).
 
2012-06-25 01:10:47 PM  
I can almost see her vagina... And the third word of my first sentence is why she fails.

Oh, and if that's sharp knees I don't want knees to be dull.
 
2012-06-25 01:37:49 PM  

Theaetetus: Serious Black: There aren't many Olympic-caliber female swimmers with curves. Hell, I'm having trouble thinking of even one.

What, really? Amanda Beard.


Inge de Bruijn.
 
2012-06-25 01:48:08 PM  
I'd give her something malleable and ductile
 
2012-06-25 01:57:14 PM  

Gosling: Theaetetus: Serious Black: There aren't many Olympic-caliber female swimmers with curves. Hell, I'm having trouble thinking of even one.

What, really? Amanda Beard.

Inge de Bruijn.


Inge de Brujin is one ugly mofo curves or what-not.
 
2012-06-25 02:40:53 PM  
In case you're wondering about the bikini, it's called the Tomb Raider (pops, site NSFWish)

That site also has other bikinis that are probably better out of the water instead of in the water. NTTAWWT
 
2012-06-25 04:37:06 PM  
If she's an Aussie, she'd better be wearing Wicked Weasel.

\thank you, Midnight Oil
 
2012-06-25 07:42:01 PM  

Theaetetus: Serious Black: There aren't many Olympic-caliber female swimmers with curves. Hell, I'm having trouble thinking of even one.

What, really? Amanda Beard.


www.bundyworld.de

2.bp.blogspot.com

4.bp.blogspot.com

I dunno...
 
2012-06-25 07:46:54 PM  
I'd lap it.
 
2012-06-25 08:32:00 PM  

Serious Black: doubled99: I'm sure she's cute but she has no curves at all.

There aren't many Olympic-caliber female swimmers with curves. Hell, I'm having trouble thinking of even one.


I'm unable to think I one female Olympic swimmer period.

/Ha! Period.
 
2012-06-25 08:57:43 PM  

Angry Buddha: Serious Black: doubled99: I'm sure she's cute but she has no curves at all.

There aren't many Olympic-caliber female swimmers with curves. Hell, I'm having trouble thinking of even one.

I'm unable to think I one female Olympic swimmer period.

/Ha! Period.


www.mememaker.net
 
2012-06-25 09:14:01 PM  
thats a female swimmer? arent they usually muscle bound and masculine?

plus the suits strap down their tittays

/ fap
 
2012-06-26 10:19:55 AM  
Remember when Aussies werent castrated and photos of babes in bikinis or dudes with guns didnt frighten them?
 
2012-06-27 06:42:07 AM  
She's a whore.
Give me Giaan Rooney any day of the week.
 
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