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(Bleacher Report)   Tonight on WWE Monday Night Raw at 9 PM on USA, Chris Jericho will be the latest old guy to return, Vickie Guerrero will return as General Manager, and surely there will be a memorial celebration for Chris Ben+++CARRIER LOST+++   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1915
    More: Interesting, Vickie Guerrero, Chris Jericho, Monday Night Raw, John Cena, Raw Brand, CARRIER LOST, John Laurinaitis, USA  
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2012-06-25 09:59:07 PM
Ok, so Vickie is GMing this week. Are we going to get an announcement on Smackdown that Mike Adamle will be back next week?
 
2012-06-25 09:59:09 PM
10 O'Clock Championship moved to 9 O'Clock for the MAIN EVENT ANNOUNCEMENT
 
2012-06-25 09:59:12 PM
I bet ADR wins money in the bank. I mean they aren't foreshadowing it are they
 
2012-06-25 09:59:23 PM
YOU CAN'T SEE ME IT'S MY ANNOUNCEMENT NOW!
 
2012-06-25 09:59:30 PM

TheManofPA: FirstNationalBastard: Cena's announcement is going to be that he nailed everyone in the Piss Break Memorial Battle Royale.

Dammit, I was saving a similar joke for the beginning of the piss break. Too slow on the trigger.

PLEASE let Cena be the 10pm so we can get something cool at 11pm (and no, I don't mean Rey returns).


WIZARD
 
2012-06-25 09:59:36 PM

HeartBurnKid: Divas battle royal? Please let Kharma show up and murder them all.


Me, I've gone on Mae Young alert.

/But first, your MAIN EVENT ANNOUNCEMENT!
 
2012-06-25 09:59:47 PM
Ziggler and ADR are going on AFTER Cena? And they're gonna televise it?
 
2012-06-25 09:59:53 PM

TheManofPA: Dr J Zoidberg: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Been a while since I got drunk and watched Raw, but I just got a job offer this morning after 5 months unemployed so I wanted to celebrate with a few beers.

Congrats! I actually had orientation for my Boobies college full time job today (I've held full time jobs before), so I'm right with you on the idea of celebrating. Makes me wonder why I'm watching Raw. Seems like more of a punishment really

What place can we come see you dance at and do you accept quarters over dollar bills?

/why not topless Zoidberg?


you ask and I deliver

nerdcaliber.com
 
2012-06-25 09:59:53 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Swagger needs a reboot more than anyone else in WWE right now


Start with his hair style. I don't know who told him that was a good idea
 
2012-06-25 10:00:01 PM
Someone is setting off Fireworks near us I guess.

Wait a second, Cena gets 10pm so ZIGGLER CLOSES THE SHOW!
 
2012-06-25 10:00:12 PM
Let's see if I can make it through this segment without killing myself.
 
2012-06-25 10:00:18 PM
THEIR TIME IS UP! MY TIME IS NOW! YOU CAN'T SEE THEM! IT'S JUST CENA NOW!
 
2012-06-25 10:00:45 PM

Dougie AXP: I'm still feeling feelings...better keep drinking


Sometimes I get a good feeling. I get a feeling that I never never never knew I had before.

/BAH GAWD KING THAT EARWORM HAS A FAMILY
 
2012-06-25 10:00:47 PM
Hope it's not as torturously phrased as the "Osama's been terminated to a permanent end" announcement, John.
 
2012-06-25 10:00:49 PM

TheManofPA: Someone is setting off Fireworks near us I guess.

Wait a second, Cena gets 10pm so ZIGGLER CLOSES THE SHOW!



Slight boner going on here, won't lie.
 
2012-06-25 10:00:52 PM
THE CARD SAID MOOPS

oilersnation.com
 
2012-06-25 10:00:57 PM
Oh dammit, Cena is going to be in MITB
 
2012-06-25 10:00:59 PM
Don't ever compare Star Wars to WWE Cena
 
2012-06-25 10:00:59 PM
I sense Jericho interruption
 
2012-06-25 10:01:12 PM
OH GOD SO EXCITED

What's all this Star Wars crap?

Oh.

OH GOD
 
2012-06-25 10:01:17 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: Aside from T-Shirt talk...

This is the fifth anniversary of the ill-timed RAW is Benoit. And, even though it turned out to be a horrible mistake, it was made with the best of intentions.

Was there anything WWE could have done to avoid that? It's obvious they weren't going to do a live show. What else could they have done? Air the best of the 80s DVD? Show random matches? A Clip show?

Canceling the planned show and holding a memorial was the right call, period. They basically did the same for Owen and Eddie (matches still occurred, I believe, but were more tributes than anything else).

There was no way for WWE to know what really happened to Benoit at the time, and frankly, no reason for them to imagine the outcome was a gruesome as it was. Their later decision to just call the whole thing and go home was also the right once, once news got out about the reality of the situation.


This.
 
2012-06-25 10:01:17 PM
John Cenawalker?

This promo is begging for a shop lol.
 
2012-06-25 10:01:19 PM
This is stupid as hell
 
2012-06-25 10:01:21 PM
episode of Star Wars?

STAR WARS WAS A MOVIE SERIES! IT DIDN'T HAVE EPISODES!
 
2012-06-25 10:01:24 PM
THIS THREAD CURRENTLY CONTAINS YOUR DAILY SERVING OF CORN
 
2012-06-25 10:01:28 PM
Jericho interrupt to say he's MIB too?
 
2012-06-25 10:01:30 PM
Seriously? WWE Star Wars?
 
2012-06-25 10:01:41 PM
So anyone in this thread or one of their relatives not had sex with John Cena?
 
2012-06-25 10:01:43 PM
Really?
 
2012-06-25 10:01:44 PM
WOO WOO WOOKIE
 
2012-06-25 10:01:48 PM
This is stupid bad
 
2012-06-25 10:01:57 PM
Cena liked his Jim Carrey impression so much, he's remaking "Dumb and Dumber" with Ryder??
 
2012-06-25 10:01:57 PM
HAHA STAR WARS WAS A MOVIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-06-25 10:01:59 PM
Hobble I think you need to take the Star Wars movie poster and get to work.
 
2012-06-25 10:01:59 PM
My inner child is ready to kill something.
 
2012-06-25 10:02:02 PM

FirstNationalBastard: episode of Star Wars?

STAR WARS WAS A MOVIE SERIES! IT DIDN'T HAVE EPISODES!


Episode I - The Phantom Menace, Episode IV - A New Hope, etc.
 
2012-06-25 10:02:08 PM

Dr J Zoidberg: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Dr J Zoidberg: I actually had orientation for my Boobies

that's hawt

I have no idea how I typed that or if tit was some kind of autocorrection by fark, but I am dying of laughter now


fark filter. "primary response" (you know what I mean) and any usage of the two words in conjunction are filtered to Boobies
 
2012-06-25 10:02:15 PM
Not being a Star Wars fan, this is making me even stabbier than the average Cena promo.
 
2012-06-25 10:02:16 PM

silgryphon: Don't ever compare Star Wars to WWE Cena


I think Lucas is just as senile as Vince at this point.
 
2012-06-25 10:02:19 PM
"Star Wars references?"

"George Lucas is so going to sue!"
 
2012-06-25 10:02:20 PM
John,

Wrestling marks have no idea what you're referencing.
 
2012-06-25 10:02:20 PM
jesus.
 
2012-06-25 10:02:21 PM
Dying kids want to meet this guy? That's their wish?
 
2012-06-25 10:02:22 PM
Cena is killing right now
 
2012-06-25 10:02:26 PM
If he is a legit star wars fan I just gained a little more respect for him
 
2012-06-25 10:02:34 PM
You guys ruined it by mentioning Jericho, no way we are getting something cool in this segment. This is PG time.
 
2012-06-25 10:02:34 PM
Break me a farking give.
 
2012-06-25 10:02:36 PM
So who would be Greedo in the WWE Star Wars universe
 
2012-06-25 10:02:37 PM

clintster: Seriously? WWE Star Wars?


It's a pale imitation of World Class's Star Wars.
 
2012-06-25 10:02:38 PM
Great job laughing at this bullshiat, Indiana.
 
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