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(Bleacher Report)   Tonight on WWE Monday Night Raw at 9 PM on USA, Chris Jericho will be the latest old guy to return, Vickie Guerrero will return as General Manager, and surely there will be a memorial celebration for Chris Ben+++CARRIER LOST+++   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1915
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2012-06-25 08:33:09 PM  
I'm here, wow 5 years ago hey, remember getting a text message off my friend about Benoit, madness.
 
2012-06-25 08:33:20 PM  

verbaltoxin: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: BTW, Here's FARK's Benoit thread.

It may be the first live RAW thread.

/they got to 1700 posts.

//zomg, the way the way that thread stands now, robsul82 won the Moss Covered, Three Handled, Family Murdering Gredunza.

LOL, that's like winning one of the untelevised, unrecognized pre-1993 King of the Ring tournaments.

Well, Harley Race was recognized as the King. That was the one time the crown actually meant something, though. The rest of the time, the tournament meant nothing while the "King" title was passed around like a cheap whore.

Shenanigans, sir. Shenanigans. Jerry Lawler jumping Bret Hart and trashing the sh*t out of the KOTR throne and crown was epic. That was the best feud ever involving that "title."


You did get that we're talking about the pre-PPV KOTR Tournaments, right?

I'm guessing not. In fact, I'm guessing you didn't even know that there was a KOTR Tournament held almost every year from 1985-1991 at a New England house show, which proves that the KOTR Tournament meant nothing before 1993.
 
2012-06-25 08:36:57 PM  
Off to Orton and have a smoke before the show...
 
2012-06-25 08:37:49 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: verbaltoxin: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: BTW, Here's FARK's Benoit thread.

It may be the first live RAW thread.

/they got to 1700 posts.

//zomg, the way the way that thread stands now, robsul82 won the Moss Covered, Three Handled, Family Murdering Gredunza.

LOL, that's like winning one of the untelevised, unrecognized pre-1993 King of the Ring tournaments.

Well, Harley Race was recognized as the King. That was the one time the crown actually meant something, though. The rest of the time, the tournament meant nothing while the "King" title was passed around like a cheap whore.

Shenanigans, sir. Shenanigans. Jerry Lawler jumping Bret Hart and trashing the sh*t out of the KOTR throne and crown was epic. That was the best feud ever involving that "title."

You did get that we're talking about the pre-PPV KOTR Tournaments, right?

I'm guessing not. In fact, I'm guessing you didn't even know that there was a KOTR Tournament held almost every year from 1985-1991 at a New England house show, which proves that the KOTR Tournament meant nothing before 1993.


Actually I did know that, and considering the amount of time we've spent discussing wrestling trivia here, please can the condescension. Or I'll call Stagger Lee in here.

For those who missed, the Lawler-Hart feud from the 90s.
 
2012-06-25 08:38:31 PM  

Ed Becker: Off to Orton and have a smoke before the show...


The proper verbiage is "to take an Orton"
 
2012-06-25 08:38:36 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BTW, Here's FARK's Benoit thread.

It may be the first live RAW thread.

/they got to 1700 posts.

//zomg, the way the way that thread stands now, robsul82 won the Moss Covered, Three Handled, Family Murdering Gredunza.


that was an interesting thread to skim through. It went from this could be an angle... to crap, RIP Chris and family... to WTF man??
 
2012-06-25 08:38:40 PM  
 
2012-06-25 08:39:14 PM  
It was this week last year that things got cool until the text message. Any chance WWE ups the ante again? Hell, I'm just hoping we can get Punk-Bryan at MITB without anyone else involved.
 
2012-06-25 08:39:51 PM  

Dougie AXP: Ed Becker: Off to Orton and have a smoke before the show...

The proper verbiage is "to take an Orton"


I always liked "Put the belt on Randy at Wrestlemania"
 
2012-06-25 08:40:23 PM  
20 minutes to Nickelback and recaps!
 
2012-06-25 08:40:58 PM  

Dougie AXP: Ed Becker: Off to Orton and have a smoke before the show...

The proper verbiage is "to take an Orton"


I prefer, "drop an Orton."
 
2012-06-25 08:40:59 PM  

TheManofPA: It was this week last year that things got cool until the text message. Any chance WWE ups the ante again? Hell, I'm just hoping we can get Punk-Bryan at MITB without anyone else involved.


I seriously doubt it. Hell they have nothing for Kharma yet. How stupid are they
 
2012-06-25 08:41:00 PM  

TheManofPA: Dougie AXP: Ed Becker: Off to Orton and have a smoke before the show...

The proper verbiage is "to take an Orton"

I always liked "Put the belt on Randy at Wrestlemania"


O_o
 
2012-06-25 08:41:24 PM  

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Well, Harley Race was recognized as the King. That was the one time the crown actually meant something, though. The rest of the time, the tournament meant nothing while the "King" title was passed around like a cheap whore.

Don't forget the epic coronation of King Duggan.

/Ventura starting off the segment with "this oughta be pretty disgusting" was rather delightful


Demolition looks very out of place in there
 
2012-06-25 08:42:55 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Well, Harley Race was recognized as the King. That was the one time the crown actually meant something, though. The rest of the time, the tournament meant nothing while the "King" title was passed around like a cheap whore.

Don't forget the epic coronation of King Duggan.

/Ventura starting off the segment with "this oughta be pretty disgusting" was rather delightful

Demolition looks very out of place in there


Eh, it was the era of "all faces have to get along, and all heels must get along".

Demolition should have been like Stone Cold... faces that don't get along with anyone. But, it was a different time.

/Demolition > Legion of Doom.
 
2012-06-25 08:43:58 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Well, Harley Race was recognized as the King. That was the one time the crown actually meant something, though. The rest of the time, the tournament meant nothing while the "King" title was passed around like a cheap whore.

Don't forget the epic coronation of King Duggan.

/Ventura starting off the segment with "this oughta be pretty disgusting" was rather delightful

Demolition looks very out of place in there


LOL, yeah. But I miss things like that, little events where all the faces and all the heels would get together.
 
2012-06-25 08:44:30 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Well, Harley Race was recognized as the King. That was the one time the crown actually meant something, though. The rest of the time, the tournament meant nothing while the "King" title was passed around like a cheap whore.

Don't forget the epic coronation of King Duggan.

/Ventura starting off the segment with "this oughta be pretty disgusting" was rather delightful

Demolition looks very out of place in there

Eh, it was the era of "all faces have to get along, and all heels must get along".

Demolition should have been like Stone Cold... faces that don't get along with anyone. But, it was a different time.

/Demolition > Legion of Doom.


Yeah, Bad News Brown is about the only gut from back then who did not really get along with anybody, face or heel
 
2012-06-25 08:44:48 PM  

silgryphon: TheManofPA: It was this week last year that things got cool until the text message. Any chance WWE ups the ante again? Hell, I'm just hoping we can get Punk-Bryan at MITB without anyone else involved.

I seriously doubt it. Hell they have nothing for Kharma yet. How stupid are they


I like how easy "Feud with unstoppable Beth was". Yet, Beth can't even beat Layla now in their eyes.
 
2012-06-25 08:44:59 PM  
Can't wait for our show opening video recap
 
2012-06-25 08:45:22 PM  
er, only guy

/he did have a gut though
 
2012-06-25 08:45:23 PM  
"Ready for RAW tonight Brain?"

"Aren't you worried Monsoon?"

"Why should I be worried?"

"Well, you're dead..."

"Nice of you to remind me."

"And Benoit is dead..."

"5 years ago.. yes..."

"Aren't you worried about a sneak-attack crippler crossface there in the beyond?"

"I would be... if he ended up where I am..."

"Ah I see..."

"Which is why I can't wait for you to pass on..."

"What?"

"Nothing, RAW LIVE TONIGHT!"
 
2012-06-25 08:45:31 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Well, Harley Race was recognized as the King. That was the one time the crown actually meant something, though. The rest of the time, the tournament meant nothing while the "King" title was passed around like a cheap whore.

Don't forget the epic coronation of King Duggan.

/Ventura starting off the segment with "this oughta be pretty disgusting" was rather delightful

Demolition looks very out of place in there

Eh, it was the era of "all faces have to get along, and all heels must get along".

Demolition should have been like Stone Cold... faces that don't get along with anyone. But, it was a different time.

/Demolition > Legion of Doom.


Thems fightin' words. I loved the Legion of Doom and would still mark out for them if Zombie Hawk and Animal came to the ring.

/Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
//What a rush.
 
2012-06-25 08:45:45 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Well, Harley Race was recognized as the King. That was the one time the crown actually meant something, though. The rest of the time, the tournament meant nothing while the "King" title was passed around like a cheap whore.

Don't forget the epic coronation of King Duggan.

/Ventura starting off the segment with "this oughta be pretty disgusting" was rather delightful

Demolition looks very out of place in there

Eh, it was the era of "all faces have to get along, and all heels must get along".

Demolition should have been like Stone Cold... faces that don't get along with anyone. But, it was a different time.

/Demolition > Legion of Doom.

Yeah, Bad News Brown is about the only gut from back then who did not really get along with anybody, face or heel


He even accused Jack Tunney of getting a jolly Clintoning from Miss Elizabeth.
 
2012-06-25 08:46:01 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Yeah, Bad News Brown is about the only gut from back then who did not really get along with anybody, face or heel


Very true. Bad News didn't show up for anything and didn't care about anybody.
 
2012-06-25 08:46:33 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Ready for RAW tonight Brain?"

"Aren't you worried Monsoon?"

"Why should I be worried?"

"Well, you're dead..."

"Nice of you to remind me."

"And Benoit is dead..."

"5 years ago.. yes..."

"Aren't you worried about a sneak-attack crippler crossface there in the beyond?"

"I would be... if he ended up where I am..."

"Ah I see..."

"Which is why I can't wait for you to pass on..."

"What?"

"Nothing, RAW LIVE TONIGHT!"


"You need to watch your back, Brain! Gino is still pretty deadly with his airplane spin!"
 
2012-06-25 08:46:49 PM  
biatches man...biatches

fark this, someone hand me a beer
 
2012-06-25 08:46:55 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Well, Harley Race was recognized as the King. That was the one time the crown actually meant something, though. The rest of the time, the tournament meant nothing while the "King" title was passed around like a cheap whore.

Don't forget the epic coronation of King Duggan.

/Ventura starting off the segment with "this oughta be pretty disgusting" was rather delightful

Demolition looks very out of place in there

Eh, it was the era of "all faces have to get along, and all heels must get along".

Demolition should have been like Stone Cold... faces that don't get along with anyone. But, it was a different time.

/Demolition > Legion of Doom.

Yeah, Bad News Brown is about the only gut from back then who did not really get along with anybody, face or heel

He even accused Jack Tunney of getting a jolly Clintoning from Miss Elizabeth.


Ah yes, that was on the Brother Love how right?
 
2012-06-25 08:47:13 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Cena tweeted, "In Fort Wayne for #Raw tonight I have an announcement that will make history! Make sure to watch #Raw"

What do you think the announcement will be? (Snark earns extra credit)


He'll make the announcement that "John Cena announcement" is trending worldwide.
 
2012-06-25 08:47:32 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: Aside from T-Shirt talk...

This is the fifth anniversary of the ill-timed RAW is Benoit. And, even though it turned out to be a horrible mistake, it was made with the best of intentions.

Was there anything WWE could have done to avoid that? It's obvious they weren't going to do a live show. What else could they have done? Air the best of the 80s DVD? Show random matches? A Clip show?

Canceling the planned show and holding a memorial was the right call, period. They basically did the same for Owen and Eddie (matches still occurred, I believe, but were more tributes than anything else).

There was no way for WWE to know what really happened to Benoit at the time, and frankly, no reason for them to imagine the outcome was a gruesome as it was. Their later decision to just call the whole thing and go home was also the right once, once news got out about the reality of the situation.


Within a few posts people were speculating murder/suicide, and WWE should have considered that possibility as well. This is especially true since WWE employees felt for some time Chris wasn't right. There is no way they should have done a tribute show until they had more information.
 
2012-06-25 08:47:51 PM  
A coworker asked me why there is no actual wrestling on RAW.

I was silent for a time and she recognized the answer was going to be a long one and walked away.
 
2012-06-25 08:48:10 PM  
Cena is in money in the bank ladder match
 
2012-06-25 08:48:11 PM  

robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Yeah, Bad News Brown is about the only gut from back then who did not really get along with anybody, face or heel

Very true. Bad News didn't show up for anything and didn't care about anybody.


Well, when you get shiat on by Andre, you're gonna have a bad attitude.
 
2012-06-25 08:48:14 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: Post and username deleted by WWE Entertainment


First they came for CrankyVince....and I said nothing
 
2012-06-25 08:49:04 PM  

economicalhaircut: Cena is in money in the bank ladder match


If that's the news the broadcast is already a failure.
 
2012-06-25 08:49:38 PM  
STAMFORD, Conn., June 25, 2012 - WWE (NYSE: WWE) and ION Television today announced a new weekly one-hour original series airing on Wednesday nights at 8/7C. WWE Main Event will debut on October 3, 2012, and feature WWE Superstars and Divas from the rosters of Monday Night Raw and Friday Night SmackDown. The new show will be available in 100 million U.S. television households on ION Television, a top-rated general entertainment network that features a broad mix of critically acclaimed series, movies and original programming.

"ION Television is delighted to begin a new partnership with such a successful and well-recognized franchise as WWE," said Brandon Burgess, CEO, ION Media Networks. "As a general entertainment network with a solid foundation, WWE Main Event is a great addition to our lineup that features something for everyone. We look forward to introducing our ION audience to all of the excitement and drama WWE has to offer as well as welcoming a passionate new fan base to the network."

"WWE looks forward to this new partnership with ION Television," said Vince McMahon, WWE Chairman and CEO. "We are excited about producing this new television show, WWE Main Event, and bringing our fans to ION Television every Wednesday."

WWE Main Event will feature in-ring action and fit seamlessly in storylines from Monday Night Raw and Friday Night SmackDown, making Wednesday night appointment viewing for fans. The new series will offer a big arena experience with live audiences like current WWE weekly programs.
 
2012-06-25 08:50:03 PM  

TheManofPA: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: Post and username deleted by WWE Entertainment

First they came for CrankyVince....and I said nothing


If they take away Brain and Gorilla, someones gonna die
 
2012-06-25 08:50:06 PM  

SharkTrager: economicalhaircut: Cena is in money in the bank ladder match

If that's the news the broadcast is already a failure.


I haven't seen a news broadcast failure like that since Christine Chubbuck, circa 1974.
 
2012-06-25 08:50:57 PM  

robsul82: kenwastinger: I'd heard about Mickey James, but that guy got to tag Victoria? shiat.

And rats. Big ones, Cena himself said on Stern he digs the big ones.


R.R.O.U.S.s? I don't believe they really exist.
 
2012-06-25 08:51:04 PM  

SharkTrager: economicalhaircut: Cena is in money in the bank ladder match

If that's the news the broadcast is already a failure.


If it leads to a Cena heel turn by him cashing in on Punk, I'm okay with it.

It won't though...so yes, a fail.
 
2012-06-25 08:51:13 PM  

Dougie AXP: biatches man...biatches

fark this, someone hand me a beer


Again?

Poor Dougie
 
2012-06-25 08:51:23 PM  

TheManofPA: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: Post and username deleted by WWE Entertainment

First they came for CrankyVince....and I said nothing


"You can't stop the signal!"

"Yeah, Monsoon, GOOD LUCK WE'RE BEHIND SEVEN PROX...ffd+++CARRIER LOST+++"

"We weren't behind seven proxies were we?"

"Uh, not quite Monsoon..."

"Get the satlink back up!"
 
2012-06-25 08:51:55 PM  
who's ready for some senile vince logic tonight!!!!!
 
2012-06-25 08:52:21 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Ah yes, that was on the Brother Love how right?


Correct. "She's doing favors for you, huh?"
 
2012-06-25 08:52:26 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: TheManofPA: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: Post and username deleted by WWE Entertainment

First they came for CrankyVince....and I said nothing

"You can't stop the signal!"

"Yeah, Monsoon, GOOD LUCK WE'RE BEHIND SEVEN PROX...ffd+++CARRIER LOST+++"

"We weren't behind seven proxies were we?"

"Uh, not quite Monsoon..."

"Get the satlink back up!"


Did they kill your twitter?!
 
2012-06-25 08:52:35 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard:

/Demolition > Legion of Doom.


When I was a kid, yeah, I had to agree. LoD was just a big bunch of dumb brawling dudes. Demolition had better tag team moves and was more fun to watch. Then again, I'm pretty sure I was the smartest mark of a eight year old. I liked Hart and didn't love Hogan. I thought that when Lanny Poffo became the Genius, he was even more of a favorite.
 
2012-06-25 08:53:27 PM  

TheManofPA: STAMFORD, Conn., June 25, 2012 - WWE (NYSE: WWE) and ION Television today announced a new weekly one-hour original series airing on Wednesday nights at 8/7C. WWE Main Event will debut on October 3, 2012, and feature WWE Superstars and Divas from the rosters of Monday Night Raw and Friday Night SmackDown. The new show will be available in 100 million U.S. television households on ION Television, a top-rated general entertainment network that features a broad mix of critically acclaimed series, movies and original programming.

"ION Television is delighted to begin a new partnership with such a successful and well-recognized franchise as WWE," said Brandon Burgess, CEO, ION Media Networks. "As a general entertainment network with a solid foundation, WWE Main Event is a great addition to our lineup that features something for everyone. We look forward to introducing our ION audience to all of the excitement and drama WWE has to offer as well as welcoming a passionate new fan base to the network."

"WWE looks forward to this new partnership with ION Television," said Vince McMahon, WWE Chairman and CEO. "We are excited about producing this new television show, WWE Main Event, and bringing our fans to ION Television every Wednesday."

WWE Main Event will feature in-ring action and fit seamlessly in storylines from Monday Night Raw and Friday Night SmackDown, making Wednesday night appointment viewing for fans. The new series will offer a big arena experience with live audiences like current WWE weekly programs.


In other words, WRESTLING CHALLENGE IS BACK!!!
 
2012-06-25 08:53:36 PM  

P-Money All $tar: Dougie AXP: biatches man...biatches

fark this, someone hand me a beer

Again?

Poor Dougie


Same set of biatches...just fark...beer time
 
2012-06-25 08:53:49 PM  

TheManofPA: STAMFORD, Conn., June 25, 2012 - WWE (NYSE: WWE) and ION Television today announced a new weekly one-hour original series airing on Wednesday nights at 8/7C. WWE Main Event will debut on October 3, 2012, and feature WWE Superstars and Divas from the rosters of Monday Night Raw and Friday Night SmackDown. The new show will be available in 100 million U.S. television households on ION Television, a top-rated general entertainment network that features a broad mix of critically acclaimed series, movies and original programming.

"ION Television is delighted to begin a new partnership with such a successful and well-recognized franchise as WWE," said Brandon Burgess, CEO, ION Media Networks. "As a general entertainment network with a solid foundation, WWE Main Event is a great addition to our lineup that features something for everyone. We look forward to introducing our ION audience to all of the excitement and drama WWE has to offer as well as welcoming a passionate new fan base to the network."

"WWE looks forward to this new partnership with ION Television," said Vince McMahon, WWE Chairman and CEO. "We are excited about producing this new television show, WWE Main Event, and bringing our fans to ION Television every Wednesday."

WWE Main Event will feature in-ring action and fit seamlessly in storylines from Monday Night Raw and Friday Night SmackDown, making Wednesday night appointment viewing for fans. The new series will offer a big arena experience with live audiences like current WWE weekly programs.


Up thread man, up thread.
 
2012-06-25 08:53:50 PM  
"Plug the twitter Brain!"

"@BOBBYANDGORILLA!"

"Come be a part of the seventy-eight most beautiful people on the planet!"

"It's been great ever since we lost that one guy that dropped us from seventy-nine!"

"QUITTER!"
 
2012-06-25 08:54:19 PM  

TheManofPA: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: Post and username deleted by WWE Entertainment

First they came for CrankyVince....and I said nothing


that's just piss poor, at least they live on around here. Also, I was following the latest incarnation of crankyvince and turned it off. All it seemed to be was fark this and fark you, etc. It wasn't particularly funny. Iron Sheik curses a lot but at least the humor is there.
 
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